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(ESPN)   We have three Game 4s for Tuesday night. Can the Rangers even up the series with the Canadiens? Can the Penguins sweep the Blue Jackets? Can the Oilers become one game away from advancing against the Sharks? The puck drops at 7:00 PM ET   ( espn.com) divider line
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2017-04-18 12:24:40 AM  
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2017-04-18 12:27:53 AM  
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2017-04-18 12:52:08 AM  
AND NOW!  Coors Light and Dairy Queen Present!

The Official FARK NHL Playoff Thread Checklist!!

1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fansMargot time!
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Arrogant Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat
14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Atlantic Division complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)TIED!(along with accompanying soft B&D pics)
33)(Goalies name here) says NO!
34)SatanBergman.jpg
35)The first cup of Goonjuice in the evening
36)Danger Zone!
37)The goalie just said fark it and left!
38)PING!
39)GameOn!!.jpg
 
2017-04-18 12:56:29 AM  
Can we have an even more bland headline that completely ignores ALL the previous night's games going to OT....
 
2017-04-18 01:31:16 AM  
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2017-04-18 02:05:28 AM  

Recoil Therapy: Can we have an even more bland headline that completely ignores ALL the previous night's games going to OT....


Because they're greening headlines before the previous night's games are even over now.
 
2017-04-18 06:55:26 AM  

buckeyebrain: Recoil Therapy: Can we have an even more bland headline that completely ignores ALL the previous night's games going to OT....

Because they're greening headlines before the previous night's games are even over now.


Cool that all of these early greens also all go to ESPN that considers NHL about the same as most of the rest of the world thinks about the ECHL, too.
 
2017-04-18 06:58:58 AM  

buckeyebrain: Recoil Therapy: Can we have an even more bland headline that completely ignores ALL the previous night's games going to OT....

Because they're greening headlines before the previous night's games are even over now.


Over?  In most cases they're greened before the west coast games even 'start'...

_/or before the 1st period's over anyway
 
2017-04-18 08:04:11 AM  
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/yeah, I abandoned Double Bonus Hockey for "Better Call Saul"
//the ending of the episode was appropriate for the end of the two games
///slashies for the twin!
 
2017-04-18 08:37:21 AM  

Recoil Therapy: Can we have an even more bland headline that completely ignores ALL the previous night's games going to OT....


Brb, starting to craft the Conference Final headlines. Just need to find some more question marks.
 
2017-04-18 09:43:39 AM  
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2017-04-18 10:02:40 AM  

Recoil Therapy: Can we have an even more bland headline that completely ignores ALL the previous night's games going to OT....


Yeah, kind of weaksauce.  Modmins must be Hawks fans.
 
2017-04-18 10:13:45 AM  
*shakes tiny fist at commute*
No way will I be home in time for puck drop tonight.
 
2017-04-18 10:29:48 AM  
I crashed hard last night and missed the late games. Damnit.
 
2017-04-18 10:35:00 AM  
Hmmm...
"Game 4s" or "games 4"?

Maybe we should ask our two mothers-in-law after they finish meeting with the three attorneys-general about the five courts-martial.
 
2017-04-18 11:26:31 AM  

Highroller48: Hmmm...
"Game 4s" or "games 4"?


four game four games, that's like 16 games!! I better get a nap in.
 
2017-04-18 11:28:44 AM  

sno man: Highroller48: Hmmm...
"Game 4s" or "games 4"?

four game four games, that's like 16 games!! I better get a nap in.


My bad, three game four games. Still. 12 freakin games!!!
 
2017-04-18 11:33:47 AM  
The three games in question....
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Go Columbus, don't get in the cart!!
 
2017-04-18 12:32:50 PM  
Can we just concede to the Maple Leafs, so Caps fans can end it all?
 
2017-04-18 12:57:14 PM  
Should we just rename the President's Trophy to the Trump Cup?

Because whomever wins it usually fails spectacularly.
 
2017-04-18 01:15:36 PM  

foo monkey: Can we just concede to the Maple Leafs, so Caps fans can end it all?


Lots of grumpy and/or forlorn Caps fans in the WaPo comments on the game recap story today, one of them?
 
2017-04-18 02:00:26 PM  

sno man: foo monkey: Can we just concede to the Maple Leafs, so Caps fans can end it all?

Lots of grumpy and/or forlorn Caps fans in the WaPo comments on the game recap story today, one of them?


No need for me to say what's been said.
 
2017-04-18 02:12:10 PM  

Recoil Therapy: Can we have an even more bland headline that completely ignores ALL the previous night's games going to OT....


I think I speak for us all when I say Whar Johnny Sex Headline?!
 
2017-04-18 04:57:43 PM  
Badge posting today. Although last night was so stupid exciting, I kinda faded off into Bolivian (to use Mike Tyson's parlance).

Here's hoping tonight's Oilers-Sharks game isn't Ambien on ice like Game 3 was.
 
2017-04-18 05:18:35 PM  
Hoping for the Rangers, Sharks, and Jackets to win
 
2017-04-18 05:29:19 PM  
Bit the bullet and paid medium-premium to take the boy to Habs/Rags at MSG. These are the things he'll remember when I'm dead, right? Which, judging from the headache driving in this city gave me, could be this very night!

rooting against bonus hockey. Early business's meeting, and for the Rangers (go game 7!).

Y'all enjoy and be kind to each other.
 
2017-04-18 05:29:28 PM  

harleyquinnical: Hoping for the Rangers, Sharks, and Jackets to win


You and I are COMPLETELY on opposite sides Harley.

Im all Pens Oilers and not-the-rags
 
2017-04-18 06:04:52 PM  

Fochstockings: Bit the bullet and paid medium-premium to take the boy to Habs/Rags at MSG. These are the things he'll remember when I'm dead, right? Which, judging from the headache driving in this city gave me, could be this very night!

rooting against bonus hockey. Early business's meeting, and for the Rangers (go game 7!).

Y'all enjoy and be kind to each other.


Say hi to Margot.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2017-04-18 06:16:24 PM  

sno man: The three games in question....
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Go Columbus, don't get in the cart!!


They're already in the cart. So is Minnesota, Calgary and Chicago.
 
2017-04-18 06:21:03 PM  

mikaloyd: harleyquinnical: Hoping for the Rangers, Sharks, and Jackets to win

You and I are COMPLETELY on opposite sides Harley.

Im all Pens Oilers and not-the-rags


My hopes are counter to what my predictions are, at least for this game.  I'm just trying to pad out the series.
 
2017-04-18 06:22:54 PM  

LET'S GO PENS!!!

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2017-04-18 06:38:09 PM  
I'm not about to declare the bracket on fire yet but it is smouldering (*eyeballs Chicago*).

Looking forward to more good hockey tonight. GO HABS! Go BJs! Go Oilers!
 
2017-04-18 06:41:41 PM  
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Also, since I watched the movie today
 
2017-04-18 06:41:48 PM  

foo monkey: sno man: foo monkey: Can we just concede to the Maple Leafs, so Caps fans can end it all?

Lots of grumpy and/or forlorn Caps fans in the WaPo comments on the game recap story today, one of them?

No need for me to say what's been said.


Word. Why am I a Caps fan?

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2017-04-18 06:42:13 PM  

cyberbenali: I'm not about to declare the bracket on fire yet but it is smouldering (*eyeballs Chicago*).

Looking forward to more good hockey tonight. GO HABS! Go BJs! Go Oilers!


To be honest, the team I am angry at right now are the Wild.  They just haven't shown up like I thought they would.
 
2017-04-18 06:44:17 PM  
My bracket's making expensive clunking noises and leaving patches in the driveway.
Trying to coax it through to the second round without an expensive (emotionally) repair bill.
 
2017-04-18 06:49:26 PM  

harleyquinnical: cyberbenali: I'm not about to declare the bracket on fire yet but it is smouldering (*eyeballs Chicago*).

Looking forward to more good hockey tonight. GO HABS! Go BJs! Go Oilers!

To be honest, the team I am angry at right now are the Wild.  They just haven't shown up like I thought they would.


Seconded, but it's working in the direction I favour (nothing against the Wild).
 
2017-04-18 06:51:48 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: My bracket's making expensive clunking noises and leaving patches in the driveway.
Trying to coax it through to the second round without an expensive (emotionally) repair bill.


Don't try too hard to restart it since it may ignite the grass on fire and try to blow up the whole thing, sending someone running with the hose to try and put it out.

/This may or may not be spoken from experience.
 
2017-04-18 06:51:50 PM  
Potvin sucks! Death to the frogs!
 
2017-04-18 06:53:42 PM  
¡les rangers sarent suqqer le coq gros!
 
2017-04-18 06:53:56 PM  

robertus: [img.fark.net image 570x380]


WTF? Doubtful that you know the story behind that pic but I'd love to hear it if so.
 
2017-04-18 06:54:58 PM  
Sharks not letting the Oilers practice early for reasons.
 
2017-04-18 06:55:16 PM  

JuicyMoose: foo monkey: sno man: foo monkey: Can we just concede to the Maple Leafs, so Caps fans can end it all?

Lots of grumpy and/or forlorn Caps fans in the WaPo comments on the game recap story today, one of them?

No need for me to say what's been said.

Word. Why am I a Caps fan?

[memecrunch.com image 727x894]


It's not over yet.  I'm expecting a farking steamroller effort for game four, although someone needs to find Trotz' neck, grab him by it and don't let up until he guarantees Ovechkin gets at least 20 minutes of ice time.
 
2017-04-18 06:56:50 PM  

WoodyHayes: Potvin sucks! Death to the frogs!


Potvin sucks death frogs!
 
2017-04-18 06:57:05 PM  

Fochstockings: Bit the bullet and paid medium-premium to take the boy to Habs/Rags at MSG. These are the things he'll remember when I'm dead, right? Which, judging from the headache driving in this city gave me, could be this very night!

rooting against bonus hockey. Early business's meeting, and for the Rangers (go game 7!).

Y'all enjoy and be kind to each other.


Enjoy the experience!
 
2017-04-18 06:57:27 PM  
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Come on Penguins, be like other birds in the news and take hold of that sweeping power. (Apologies to Turkey)
 
2017-04-18 06:57:49 PM  
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2017-04-18 06:59:00 PM  

cyberbenali: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: My bracket's making expensive clunking noises and leaving patches in the driveway.
Trying to coax it through to the second round without an expensive (emotionally) repair bill.

Don't try too hard to restart it since it may ignite the grass on fire and try to blow up the whole thing, sending someone running with the hose to try and put it out.

/This may or may not be spoken from experience.


Speaking of grass on fire...

My (usually smarter than he was at that point in time...) son called me up from the front yard where he was out with our old tractor (54 IH) mowing the grass..... "Uh, can you meet me at the garage with a fire extinguisher...."

Not a good phone call to get at the best of times....

Apparently he didn't bother looking up under the hood otherwise he would have seen the three birds nests that had arrived sometime since last fall.   No major damage & once the foam & soot was hosed off the tractor fired right back up....

_/Go Rags, BJs & Sharks
_/_/strange to say go Sharks but I mean that most emphatically
_/_/_/take the Oil to seven & beat the hell out of them... the Ducks will need it
 
2017-04-18 06:59:10 PM  

Flappyhead: JuicyMoose: foo monkey: sno man: foo monkey: Can we just concede to the Maple Leafs, so Caps fans can end it all?

Lots of grumpy and/or forlorn Caps fans in the WaPo comments on the game recap story today, one of them?

No need for me to say what's been said.

Word. Why am I a Caps fan?

[memecrunch.com image 727x894]

It's not over yet.  I'm expecting a farking steamroller effort for game four, although someone needs to find Trotz' neck, grab him by it and don't let up until he guarantees Ovechkin gets at least 20 minutes of ice time.


That's his fetish.
 
2017-04-18 06:59:32 PM  

Flappyhead: Recoil Therapy: Can we have an even more bland headline that completely ignores ALL the previous night's games going to OT....

I think I speak for us all when I say Whar Johnny Sex Headline?!


I swear that will become a Fark legend, years from now we shall speak of it.
 
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