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(Daily Express)   Kim Jong-un has copyrighted his awful haircut in North Korea, meaning no one else can walk around looking like a third-rate Shemp Howard   ( express.co.uk) divider line
    More: Silly, Korean War, allegedly state-mandated styles, North Korea, warmonger Kim Jon-un, Korean language, heavily controlled state, hermit kingdom, South Korea  
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2017-04-17 11:59:25 PM  
But outside of BK, his fanboys are free to imitate

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2017-04-18 12:43:13 AM  
Moe is the only one that ever mattered.
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2017-04-18 01:18:47 AM  
He can keep that goofy-looking crap.
 
2017-04-18 03:05:49 AM  
You just know he got beat up a lot in school. His name is Kim, that goofy look, the haircut.

If him and Trump ever sat down and had a beer together, they'd probably quickly become best bros. Bad haircuts and rich parents aren't the only thing they have in common.
 
2017-04-18 03:06:14 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Moe is the only one that ever mattered.
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That's not the hair style of "f*ck it*.  That's the hair style when "f*ck it" is so far back you can't remember how many states ago it was.  This is granny-getting-a-grim-reaper-tattoo level of "f*ck it".
 
2017-04-18 03:10:51 AM  
Patent?  If I wanted that hair I'd just pass out drunk at a frat party.
 
2017-04-18 04:07:23 AM  
Uncle Donald (Trump) is contemplating doing the same thing in the United States.
 
2017-04-18 04:18:18 AM  
FTFA: "But some on social media have claimed the styles may just be a list of sample cuts - and not state mandated styles."

THIS!!!

/idiots
 
2017-04-18 04:35:00 AM  
Hah!  From the comments: "Who in their right mind would want to copy this stupid style. He looks like a fat lavatory brush with teeth."
 
2017-04-18 05:05:13 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Moe is the only one that ever mattered. [teehunter.com image 590x350]


Chinese Haircuts.mpg
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2017-04-18 05:15:51 AM  
Besides they headline where does it say forbdden?  I got the word suggested.  Why is fake news on fark?   Why?
 
2017-04-18 05:31:31 AM  
Sometimes you wonder if Kim Jong-un just asks his barber "F*ck my sh*t up, yo."
 
2017-04-18 05:54:51 AM  
On the bright side he didn't copyright  his hair color
 
2017-04-18 06:07:52 AM  

phishrace: You just know he got beat up a lot in school. His name is Kim, that goofy look, the haircut.

If him and Trump ever sat down and had a beer together, they'd probably quickly become best bros. Bad haircuts and rich parents aren't the only thing they have in common.


Kim is a surname. Also, a dynasty. Pretty sure he did fine in school.

Your second point stands.
 
2017-04-18 06:09:46 AM  
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2017-04-18 06:31:44 AM  
Sumptuary laws.  Gotta love 'em.
 
2017-04-18 06:38:18 AM  
That's probably the most generous and compassionate thing he's ever done.
 
2017-04-18 07:00:05 AM  
And thus, this haircut shall be known forever after as the "Fat Piggy."

Ask for it that way at your local barber.
 
2017-04-18 07:05:34 AM  

that1guy77: Sometimes you wonder if Kim Jong-un just asks his barber "F*ck my sh*t up, yo."


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2017-04-18 07:19:12 AM  
Best haircut ever,

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2017-04-18 07:34:34 AM  
I think of this scene every time I see Li'l Kim and his stupid hair

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Mattingly!  Shave those sideburns!
 
2017-04-18 07:40:47 AM  
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The one on the right is currently very slowly destroying Albuquerque
 
2017-04-18 08:17:41 AM  

Alien Robot: FTFA: "But some on social media have claimed the styles may just be a list of sample cuts - and not state mandated styles."

THIS!!!

/idiots


It's the Express. MORE ALL CAPS in the headline means fewer REAL FACTS in the ARTICLE!

But that won't stop the rubes from believing everything they print.
 
2017-04-18 08:19:17 AM  

smunns: Besides they headline where does it say forbdden?  I got the word suggested.  Why is fake news on fark?   Why?


Came here to say this.

Though, it isn't on the approved list, there's nothing to suggest that its more forbidden than any other haircut not on the approved list.

Truth is, the approved list likely isn't mandatory, but rather just something the government sent out as a guideline for not looking like a hippie.
 
2017-04-18 08:28:40 AM  
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2017-04-18 08:35:29 AM  
Somehow I get the feeling that during some celebrations of dear leader, that haircut is mandatory for random groups of people. This being North Korea, I assume you're either executed for not wearing the haircut in accordance with the law, or executed for wearing the haircut in accordance with the law.
Makes it easy to kill off people after a celebration to keep others in check and keep paranoia about spies high.
 
2017-04-18 08:42:45 AM  
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/oblig
 
2017-04-18 08:57:14 AM  
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2017-04-18 09:07:50 AM  
How can he think that looks good?
 
2017-04-18 09:13:01 AM  

Promo Sapien: How can he think that looks good?


Who is going to tell him it doesn't?
 
2017-04-18 09:32:09 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: Best haircut ever,

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Looks like grass growing on a rock.
 
2017-04-18 09:56:48 AM  
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I see your KJU and raise you a BoJo...
 
2017-04-18 10:19:38 AM  

Ambivalence: Promo Sapien: How can he think that looks good?

Who is going to tell him it doesn't?


Fair enough.

Maybe I'll send him a letter.
 
2017-04-18 11:23:53 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: Best haircut ever,

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Looks like a younger Thufir Hawat
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2017-04-18 12:35:48 PM  
I wonder what the licensing fee is. I know he'll just make a financial killing on those.
 
2017-04-18 01:04:16 PM  

badscooter: Marcus Aurelius: Moe is the only one that ever mattered. [teehunter.com image 590x350]

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That was a fun One Night Stand
 
2017-04-18 01:09:36 PM  
Wait, that wasn't an industrial accident..?
 
2017-04-18 01:26:42 PM  

phishrace: You just know he got beat up a lot in school. His name is Kim, that goofy look, the haircut.


He was also the son of the unquestioned lord and master of Best Korea. Any bully who laid a finger on Kim fils. Any bully who laid a finger on him would have been tossed into the gulag along with his entire family down to 4th cousins twice removed.

If him and Trump ever sat down and had a beer together, they'd probably quickly become best bros. Bad haircuts and rich parents aren't the only thing they have in common.

Yeah, but you know Trump would start calling Kim "Ching Chong" and asking him  to cook Chinese food.
 
2017-04-18 01:54:07 PM  
Hey, it was voted the coolest do in North Korea.  Of course, those who voted against where killed so you know somewhat biased.
 
2017-04-19 01:26:46 AM  
it was hanging up in Floyd's barbershop. img.fark.net
 
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