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2017-04-18 12:59:46 AM  
Don't get married kids.
 
2017-04-18 01:06:45 AM  

cheezesub: Don't get married kids.


You can let your kids get married, but maybe warn them about dating crazy. If our kids can't get married, then we're just going to have a LOT of empty wedding chapels, and THAT is how you get Elvis Chorus revivals...
 
2017-04-18 01:20:52 AM  
Police sketch of suspected accomplice:
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2017-04-18 05:06:05 AM  
That's pretty terrifying. I wonder if he's going to get a divorce, or just convince himself she really loves him, all he has to do is not make her angry next time.
 
2017-04-18 05:21:19 AM  
Geez...All he did was ask for a sandwich.
 
2017-04-18 05:41:53 AM  
Ah yes, the humour present when it is a woman being physically abusive to a man.

Hilarious, especially when she threw a knife and pointed a gun at him.
 
2017-04-18 05:53:12 AM  
Even the dog ran away
 
2017-04-18 05:53:50 AM  
Nope!  Never stick your dick in crazy.  Never!!
 
2017-04-18 05:59:44 AM  

dready zim: Ah yes, the humour present when it is a woman being physically abusive to a man.

Hilarious, especially when she threw a knife and pointed a gun at him.


Because we'd never mock a guy for looking like a smug prat in his mugshot.

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2017-04-18 06:00:43 AM  
This is an example of why we need better protections and outreach for domestic violence.
 
2017-04-18 06:02:48 AM  
And they first began dating, her violent outbursts were "endearing".
 
2017-04-18 06:18:57 AM  
At least it was alcohol and not something really dangerous like marijuana. She might have taken out the whole city.  Would have left Casper a ghost town.
 
2017-04-18 07:03:48 AM  
Yeah you never leave your real name or number with a lady like that.
 
2017-04-18 07:16:32 AM  
Nothing says: "I love you" quite like brandishing a loaded gun and throwing a knife at your SO... because "Love means never having to say you're sorry".
 
2017-04-18 07:24:53 AM  
I bet she boils up a mean rabbit stew...
 
2017-04-18 07:26:53 AM  
From her facebook page.....

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2017-04-18 07:27:15 AM  

dready zim: Ah yes, the humour present when it is a woman being physically abusive to a man.

Hilarious, especially when she threw a knife and pointed a gun at him.


Lighten up, Harry.

No one got hurt, aside from some dishes.
 
2017-04-18 07:27:54 AM  

ChromoSomes: Nothing says: "I love you" quite like brandishing a loaded gun and throwing a knife at your SO... because "Love means never having to say you're sorry".


Only if you hit with the knife.
 
2017-04-18 07:30:02 AM  
You don't fark with country girls.


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2017-04-18 07:33:02 AM  
Dude should have just left the house as soon as the gun came out, unless they have kids in the house it's only stuff.  Also he needs to get clear of her before she kills him.
 
2017-04-18 07:38:29 AM  
always stick it in crazy

/yolo
 
2017-04-18 07:42:14 AM  
Sounds like a Martin Scorcese movie, kinda mobster creepy.
 
2017-04-18 07:44:11 AM  
No spin? Half spin? Thorne? Fedin? Come on article, details!
 
2017-04-18 07:49:27 AM  

love_alice: From her facebook page.....

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Hmmm, no tongue piercing. That's odd actually.
 
2017-04-18 07:50:07 AM  
From TFA: "She refused to speak with officers and listen to their requests that she calm down."  Well no shiat huh?  Seriously?  I don't even begin to understand why they still tell cops to try that crap - news flash people it WILL NOT WORK.   If someone has completely lost it and is flipping the monkey fark out, to the point of violence etc. telling them to calm down, even asking them is not liable to get you anywhere.  Usually actually gets you an even worse response than what you had going.  Get them away from whoever/whatever they're being violent with, keep them there, and keep an eye on them.  Usually within a bit they'll calm down on their own and at least want to talk to you to vent if nothing else, which is an easy beginning to the whole "Ok. you know that was some serious shiat.  Right or wrong there's gonna be some consequences..." talk.  Just get them the hell away from the object of their rampage/tirade/whatever and you can reason with them quite shortly.  Keep them in that same environment, with the target of their freakout nearby, and they are never, EVER gonna calm down short of exhaustion etc. no matter if you're a police officer or Buddha himself.
This and the whole "Have 27 people shouting at a suspect at once to drop this, stop that, go over here, etc." thing make me want to get violent with whoever is training some departments.  Similar problem - sometimes it works sure, but it often leads to sheer "WTF!?" confusion as they try to process 27 voices shouting sometimes contradictory instructions.  That shiat gets people shot - cops and suspects both -  as suspects don't lower weapons, back off, etc. because they have no idea really what the hell they're supposed to be doing at any given moment.  Hell sometimes the shout-fest is so bad even some of the cops can't hear the badge in charge quickly - which leads to even more people getting hurt.  The whole principle of how to handle an arrest - at least tactically - really needs a second, third, and 25th look.  It's one thing to go for maximum confusion if you're busting into a building full of armed and ugly, it's entirely another to flip a coin and hope that works out when it's one confused and scared individual that really needs to understand what the hell is going in order to comply.

/for those that figure "Well just put the gun down what do you think they're yelling dumbass" do note that that has gotten people shot as well, fatallly
//because 4 of the cops were shouting "Don't move" instead of "Drop it" - and well the suspect moved to drop the gun.  BAM.  See one of the problems? ;p
///American law enforcement needs a lottttt of things right now, but it certainly needs a gigantic re-look at how to handle confrontations that are not immediately a fighting mess.  And how to keep them not a fighting mess
 
2017-04-18 08:04:58 AM  
They had to throw out the earlier pictures. She kept making duck lips.
 
2017-04-18 08:15:20 AM  
img.fark.net

One of my all-time favorites
 
2017-04-18 08:18:24 AM  
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2017-04-18 08:21:42 AM  

Brosephus: Nope!  Never stick your dick in crazy.  Never!!


The crazy thing about crazy is that it's crazy good at hiding the crazy until it's too late.

/Cray cray
 
2017-04-18 08:22:39 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: From TFA: "She refused to speak with officers and listen to their requests that she calm down." Well no shiat huh? Seriously? I don't even begin to understand why they still tell cops to try that crap - news flash people it WILL NOT WORK


She seems to have chilled some by this photo.   Maybe she just needed some coffee and a donut
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/Or maybe a Snickers bar, because you're not you when you are hungry.
 
2017-04-18 08:23:17 AM  

love_alice: From her facebook page.....

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2017-04-18 08:23:43 AM  

mephox: Brosephus: Nope!  Never stick your dick in crazy.  Never!!

The crazy thing about crazy is that it's crazy good at hiding the crazy until it's too late.

/Cray cray


Maybe just the tip. And maybe just once. Cause they are animals in bed!
 
2017-04-18 08:37:41 AM  
gotta understand the dude's dilemma.  she's the best looking woman in Casper. tough to just walk away.
 
2017-04-18 08:48:44 AM  
Normally, when they're THAT crazy, they have bigger boobs.
 
2017-04-18 08:56:55 AM  

love_alice: From her facebook page.....

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She didn't look that fat in her mugshot - I wonder if she's on meth.
 
2017-04-18 08:58:24 AM  

love_alice: From her facebook page.....

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She Looks better in her mugshot.
 
2017-04-18 08:58:25 AM  

johnny queso: gotta understand the dude's dilemma.  she's the best looking woman in Casper. tough to just walk away.


My thinking exactly.  I'm going to assume that he's about a 3 on the Hotness-ometer and thought that he'd overlook her craziness in order to land a someone way more attractive than himself.  He thought she'd change once they got married.  *snerk*
 
2017-04-18 09:04:07 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: From TFA: "She refused to speak with officers and listen to their requests that she calm down."  Well no shiat huh?  Seriously?  I don't even begin to understand why they still tell cops to try that crap - news flash people it WILL NOT WORK.   If someone has completely lost it and is flipping the monkey fark out, to the point of violence etc. telling them to calm down, even asking them is not liable to get you anywhere.  Usually actually gets you an even worse response than what you had going.  Get them away from whoever/whatever they're being violent with, keep them there, and keep an eye on them.  Usually within a bit they'll calm down on their own and at least want to talk to you to vent if nothing else, which is an easy beginning to the whole "Ok. you know that was some serious shiat.  Right or wrong there's gonna be some consequences..." talk.  Just get them the hell away from the object of their rampage/tirade/whatever and you can reason with them quite shortly.  Keep them in that same environment, with the target of their freakout nearby, and they are never, EVER gonna calm down short of exhaustion etc. no matter if you're a police officer or Buddha himself.
This and the whole "Have 27 people shouting at a suspect at once to drop this, stop that, go over here, etc." thing make me want to get violent with whoever is training some departments.  Similar problem - sometimes it works sure, but it often leads to sheer "WTF!?" confusion as they try to process 27 voices shouting sometimes contradictory instructions.  That shiat gets people shot - cops and suspects both -  as suspects don't lower weapons, back off, etc. because they have no idea really what the hell they're supposed to be doing at any given moment.  Hell sometimes the shout-fest is so bad even some of the cops can't hear the badge in charge quickly - which leads to even more people getting hurt.  The whole principle of how to handle an arrest - at least tactically - really needs a second, third, and 2 ...


Yeah but... If you're too farked up to know that you should not be holding a weapon around cops unless you are a cop, then by holding the weapon, you're an unpredictable threat and you're ability to respond reasonably, rationally, or predictably cannot be relied on.

And dick can be a valuable reference point. When you finally settle down with normal, and it has been a few years and things start to feel boring, remember all the problems you ran into when your penis ran into psycho pussy. You may well begin to appreciate the power of predictable pussy.
 
2017-04-18 09:13:29 AM  

Basily Gourt: You don't fark with country girls.


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I would, because unlike city girls, they have one heck of a sense of humor. You have to have one after all the shiat they've been through.

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/here all day.
//try the veal.
 
2017-04-18 09:14:05 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: love_alice: From her facebook page.....

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we enjoy dining at the same spot.
 
2017-04-18 09:26:27 AM  
Given her actions and reactions, that's the face of someone who isn't taking the situation seriously because she doesn't believe that she's actually culpable; she's just going to go along with all this amusing shiat, and then sue them all and skip off, somehow.

It's a reaction seen more than once, and it usually collapses either while waiting for or standing in the courtroom, never mind the inevitable social consequences. After the divorce, she'll be that "crazy-eyed chick Mr. Capshaw used to be married to, before she flipped out and tried to shoot him," and as she's on the Internet, it's going to be hard for her to dodge that label when next she goes a-courting.
 
2017-04-18 09:29:55 AM  

brobinson2001: Egoy3k: Dude should have just left the house as soon as the gun came out, unless they have kids in the house it's only stuff.  Also he needs to get clear of her before she kills him.

And go where?


Anywhere away from the crazy person with the gun. At least until the cops arrived.
 
2017-04-18 09:37:29 AM  

brobinson2001: Egoy3k: Dude should have just left the house as soon as the gun came out, unless they have kids in the house it's only stuff.  Also he needs to get clear of her before she kills him.

And go where?


I'm sure he was just as drunk/methy as she was, with the same low quality decision making ability.
 
2017-04-18 09:56:39 AM  
"Whattya got to drink around here Buster? I'm dry as dirt."
"Hark, fair Juliet speaks."

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/certainly that quote isn't too obscure for this place.
 
2017-04-18 09:57:40 AM  

Basily Gourt: You don't fark with country girls.


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2017-04-18 10:05:35 AM  
lipstick lesbo.. happy to be heading into the big house for some real fun.
 
2017-04-18 10:16:13 AM  

fastfxr: dready zim: Ah yes, the humour present when it is a woman being physically abusive to a man.

Hilarious, especially when she threw a knife and pointed a gun at him.

Lighten up, Harry.

No one got hurt, aside from some dishes.


I'm here to agree with him.  A crazy biatch tried to kill me with a claw hammer once.  I've told the story a lot of times over the years, knowing full well that nobody would ever say anything to the effect of "holy farking Christ on a razor scooter!  Why isn't that savage in jail?!?!?!".  And nobody ever has.  Not even people who know her personally.  I dare to say that if she were to tell a story of the time Fireclown took a swing at her with some toolbox gear, people would start drawing up legal paperwork.

There is, to say the least, a significant disparity in how violence is regarded between genders.
 
2017-04-18 10:39:27 AM  

SouthernFriedYankee: Basily Gourt: You don't fark with country girls.


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Booger hook on bang lever?
Might just be a southerner.
 
2017-04-18 10:51:25 AM  
mephox:

The crazy thing about crazy is that it's crazy good at hiding the crazy until it's too late.


And they are insanely good in bed.
The good in bed part hits hard and fast...the crazy part comes out slowly over time, with just a few hints.
You never see the crazy ahead of time.
 
2017-04-18 11:13:17 AM  
Was looking for something something crazy girlfriend and found this. I'll leave it right herei.imgur.com
 
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