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(Onion AV Club)   🎶 Buy me some grasshoppers and Cracker Jack, I don't care if I never get... 🎶 wait, what?   ( divider line
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572 clicks; posted to Sports » on 17 Apr 2017 at 8:57 PM (26 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2017-04-17 07:05:00 PM  
WTF?  🎶 🎶 🎶 🎶 🎶 ???

Who figures out that Fark supports these things?
2017-04-17 08:16:13 PM  
The comments in TFA showed pretty solid work.
2017-04-17 08:27:21 PM
2017-04-17 09:00:21 PM  
yeah, they were limiting it to 312 orders per game last i heard
2017-04-17 09:12:46 PM  
4 bucks for anything is petty much unheard of at baseball games. I'm surprised they didn't just charge the price of a beer instead of cutting supply from 6k cup o' crickets to just 300 per game.
2017-04-17 09:51:12 PM  
Strong Belwas said they're to die for.
2017-04-17 10:14:35 PM  
Speaking (tangentially) of Cracker-Jack, there's an old guy vendor at the D-Backs stadium who, when you ask for some, yells "Craaaaaacker Jaaaack! Candy-coated-popcorn-peanuts-anna PRIIIIZE!"
Then he flips it behind his back or over his shoulder or whatever.
I don't care for Cracker Jack but it made me smile so i yelled "right here!" He did his little song and friggin winged it at me because i was in the middle of the section. I barely had to move my hand.
Guess i don't have a point really, other than section 138 has a funny guy who sells Cracker Jack.
2017-04-18 01:08:12 AM  
It's not quite cricket.
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