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(Yahoo)   Hockey fans: There's no way anyone will be able to top the heinousness of Matt Calvert's cheap shot this year. Ben Wilson of Kalamazoo of the ECHL: Hold my beer   ( sports.yahoo.com) divider line
    More: Sick, Ice hockey, defensemen Simon Denis, ECHL, ECHL playoff game, goalie Joel Martin, Toledo, Ohio, American films, Ben Wilson  
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2017-04-17 03:12:00 PM  
Meanwhile, Cindy Crosby tried to slice off somebody's finger and didn't even get a slap on the wrist.
 
2017-04-17 03:23:02 PM  
Christ, what an asshole.
 
2017-04-17 03:27:12 PM  
Well, if hockey doesn't work out for him United Airlines is hiring.
 
2017-04-17 03:36:15 PM  
W A R R I O R ' S

C O D E
 
2017-04-17 04:24:46 PM  

puffy999: Meanwhile, Cindy Crosby tried to slice off somebody's finger and didn't even get a slap on the wrist.


She also rearranged someone's deck furniture intentionally, but that's just "big body hockey", right Pierre?
 
2017-04-17 04:29:52 PM  
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2017-04-17 04:35:25 PM  

jayphat: puffy999: Meanwhile, Cindy Crosby tried to slice off somebody's finger and didn't even get a slap on the wrist.

She also rearranged someone's deck furniture intentionally, but that's just "big body hockey", right Pierre?


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2017-04-17 04:38:44 PM  

puffy999: Meanwhile, Cindy Crosby tried to slice off somebody's finger and didn't even get a slap on the wrist.


Malkin left his feet on a headshot this season and didn't get anything either.

Fark the Penguins.
 
2017-04-17 04:45:10 PM  
I can't believe the entire bench didn't clear to come beat this guy.  Actually, I can't believe they didn't follow him out to the team bus.

ECHL is the WWF of Hockey.  There are two reasons people skate in that league.  #1, they're injured and are trying to come back into the game, so they take it slow.  #2, they suck and can't make it in the AHL.
I was a season ticket holder for 5 or 6 years, and watched almost every home game for the Gulls.  Fans show up because it's cheap and even on a Wednesday night you're probably going to see a fight.  How Wilson didn't get jumped is beyond me.
 
2017-04-17 04:49:11 PM  
Somewhere, Bob Probert is smiling and toasting his fellow goon.

/that was a sweet 17 min penalty, bro
 
2017-04-17 05:08:21 PM  
Happy Gilmore remains unimpressed.
 
2017-04-17 05:11:10 PM  
He got 5, 2, and 10?

What was the 2 for?
 
2017-04-17 05:16:45 PM  
He's got a real future in law enforcement.
 
2017-04-17 05:27:19 PM  

Rev.K: He got 5, 2, and 10?

What was the 2 for?


2min Roughing
5min Cross-Checking
10Min Game Misconduct Cross - Checking.

From my count that should be 129 minutes.
7x 2min Roughing
7x  5min Cross-Checking
1x  10Min Game Misconduct Cross - Checking
7x  10min Game Misconduct Douchebag

Thankfully, the league took care of the missing PIM.  He's been suspended indefinitely..... c-ya!
 
2017-04-17 05:46:22 PM  
There's always room on our team for a goon
Son, we've always got room for a goon
 
2017-04-17 05:52:53 PM  
What the hell man?
 
2017-04-17 06:05:31 PM  

Mole Man: What the hell man?


This used to happen every Sat night when North Dakota was visiting Wisconsin, in the '70s and '80s.

I kinda shrugged more than anything.  :-|

/a hockey game eventually broke out after each fight
 
2017-04-17 08:38:13 PM  
That wasn't a cheap shot, that was an assault. I like good tough hockey as much as the next person but that was above and beyond. The cops should have been waiting at the locker room door for this one.
 
2017-04-17 08:50:25 PM  
Looked a lot like MMA, hitting someone who's down and all.  Of course that's fine in MMA, and everyone knows the rules.  Maybe he should challenge Ronda Rousey.
 
2017-04-18 08:28:48 AM  

Mike_LowELL: W A R R I O R ' S

C O D E


I don't understand. Maybe because I didn't play the game at that level or something.
 
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