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2017-04-17 04:16:01 PM  
He's heading to the Bundy ranch?

*opens article*

Oh, carry on.
 
2017-04-17 04:23:52 PM  
Snap-On makes the best poodrivers.

THE BEST.
 
2017-04-17 04:39:10 PM  
Another speech to the Joint Session of Congress?
 
2017-04-17 04:53:28 PM  
He's visiting Electric Boat?
 
2017-04-17 05:07:45 PM  
On the case:

img.fark.net
 
2017-04-17 05:09:36 PM  
I'm surprised he hasn't made his way to my part of the state.  We have a factory that builds this and other military vehicles.

img.fark.net
 
2017-04-17 05:30:36 PM  
I would have gone for Capitalist Tool visits tool factory ...

Trump is a tool in both the literal sense ("unwitting stooge of smarter men") and the slang ("a particularly stupid and offensive person")
 
2017-04-17 05:31:59 PM  
www.epicportions.com
 
2017-04-17 05:51:48 PM  
Snap, not strap subby.
 
2017-04-17 05:54:36 PM  
snap on, snap off...the snapper
 
2017-04-17 05:56:22 PM  
This thread is dildos
 
2017-04-17 05:56:26 PM  

Bannanaslug: Snap, not strap subby.


*that's the joke.jpg*
 
2017-04-17 05:56:36 PM  
CPAC was two months ago.
 
2017-04-17 05:57:25 PM  
Dick to visit dildo factory.

\better headline
 
2017-04-17 05:57:27 PM  

Bannanaslug: Snap, not strap subby.


img.fark.net
 
2017-04-17 05:58:49 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-17 05:58:55 PM  
Subby - consume feces and expire. They make some of the best tools.
Unlike subby who must be a hater.
 
2017-04-17 05:59:42 PM  
He already has his own butt-plug
 
2017-04-17 06:00:58 PM  
Dildo to visit tool factory?
 
2017-04-17 06:01:28 PM  

iron de havilland: On the case:

[img.fark.net image 620x413]


It is company policy not to imply responsibility in the case of a dildo. It's "a dildo" or "the dildo", never "you voted for this dildo."
 
2017-04-17 06:04:27 PM  
Cal State Berkley?
 
2017-04-17 06:04:46 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Another speech to the Joint Session of Congress?


Done in three
 
2017-04-17 06:05:11 PM  
Strap-ons by Snap-on, for the discerning pussy grabber...
 
2017-04-17 06:06:16 PM  

exvaxman: Subby - consume feces and expire. They make some of the best tools.
Unlike subby who must be a hater


So the company that makes $100 1/4" ratchet wrenches invites the Prez who wants to take away health care from most of the mechanics who use their tools.  Figures.  I'm sure this makes perfect sense to the CEO after his 3rd yacht martini.
 
2017-04-17 06:06:28 PM  

GodsTumor: He already has his own butt-plug


So THAT'S where he keeps Reince Preibus!
 
2017-04-17 06:06:39 PM  

gunsmack: Bannanaslug: Snap, not strap subby.

[img.fark.net image 250x250]


img.fark.net
 
2017-04-17 06:07:00 PM  
The hospital where Eric and Donnie Jr. were born?
 
2017-04-17 06:08:35 PM  
"Trump plans next to visit illinois's Richardson Mfg, makers of fine bar stools in America, where he will push for more economic development..."
 
2017-04-17 06:08:36 PM  

dstanley: Bannanaslug: Snap, not strap subby.

*that's the joke.jpg*


Well yeah, that's why I...oh nevermind.
 
2017-04-17 06:09:56 PM  

gunsmack: Bannanaslug: Snap, not strap subby.

[img.fark.net image 250x250]


Good point, it sounds about as painful as watching Trump.
 
2017-04-17 06:11:14 PM  
img.fark.net
/still remember these mugs before I remember it's a tool brand
 
2017-04-17 06:11:43 PM  
Reunion?
 
2017-04-17 06:13:03 PM  
And they said you can never go home again.  Fake philosophy!
 
2017-04-17 06:13:08 PM  
Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo coming to visit... always use the indefinite article a President, never your President.

/I knew there were too many comments on here for me to get this one in first. Damn you pop culture mavens.
 
2017-04-17 06:14:36 PM  
At least a portion of the stuff they sell is "Made in the US." If they only had to disclose the percentage of components that are made elsewhere.

Made in USA can be considered Assembled IN USA by enthusiastic marketing departments wanting to keep their jobs.


img.fark.net

img.fark.net
 
2017-04-17 06:16:57 PM  
Good one subby!
 
2017-04-17 06:19:15 PM  

exvaxman: Subby - consume feces and expire. They make some of the best tools.
Unlike subby who must be a hater.


Don't take it personal.  I'm sure subby would have pegged Trump as a Stanley guy if that's what it took.
 
2017-04-17 06:19:44 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: [img.fark.net image 460x303]


Whoever "smarted" me... please make sure you know where your local emergency room is if you're going to try anything.
 
2017-04-17 06:27:23 PM  
The only Snap-on tools I've ever had were a set of box end wrenches that had such thin shanks that I felt like I was turning knife blades. Turned me off of the brand.
 
2017-04-17 06:28:09 PM  
He's visiting the DNC headquarters?
 
2017-04-17 06:31:00 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: He's visiting the DNC headquarters?


Heh. I was thinking A.L.E.C. since they manufacture bills for the GOP.
 
2017-04-17 06:31:47 PM  

Badafuco: Cal State Berkley?


There is no "Cal State Berkley (sic)," dimwit.  Even if you could manage to spell it correctly.

Also, GFY.

/ Go Bears!
 
2017-04-17 06:35:14 PM  
Do they still have independent distributors who show up on the job site on payday and convince you that you need a new hammer?
 
2017-04-17 06:37:19 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: He's visiting the DNC headquarters?


impeccable timing, good job.
 
2017-04-17 06:38:30 PM  

cgraves67: The only Snap-on tools I've ever had were a set of box end wrenches that had such thin shanks that I felt like I was turning knife blades. Turned me off of the brand.


Tappet wrenches, maybe
 
2017-04-17 06:39:25 PM  

cgraves67: The only Snap-on tools I've ever had were a set of box end wrenches that had such thin shanks that I felt like I was turning knife blades. Turned me off of the brand.


Don't let one experience turn you off to the brand. Next time your in the market for tools at least check them out.
 
2017-04-17 06:40:05 PM  

exvaxman: Subby - consume feces and expire. They make some of the best tools.


img.fark.net
 
2017-04-17 06:46:52 PM  
Saw no mentiom of dildoes, subby.


Except from you
 
2017-04-17 06:51:32 PM  
George Carlin - Snapper Lawn Mowers
Youtube p59pyhfVxCU
 
2017-04-17 06:51:45 PM  

arjayct: cgraves67: The only Snap-on tools I've ever had were a set of box end wrenches that had such thin shanks that I felt like I was turning knife blades. Turned me off of the brand.

Tappet wrenches, maybe


Gutwrench.
 
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