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(Daily Mail)   Dear Melissa Etheridge, Too much information. Sincerely, The entire planet Earth   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2017-04-17 07:12:39 PM  
Boy, Daily Mail, you sure do bring groundbreaking bits from celebrity lives. And a lot of peoples' lives. Pot smoking with your partner? Whooooo. Sharing a bath or shower? Woooooo! Next, you tell us that some celebrities drink in order to loosen up, and make bad decision trees when under said influence...
 
2017-04-17 08:13:59 PM  
A musician smokes pot?  I'm shocked.
 
2017-04-17 08:36:43 PM  
Dear Melissa,

Come to my window & blow some reefer this way. I'll be home soon.
 
2017-04-17 08:47:18 PM  
I'm OK with that.  I'm also going to see her play at a small hall in NH in about a week and a half.  Most I've ever paid for a concert ticket, but totally stoked for it.
 
2017-04-17 09:02:45 PM  
She also admitted to smoking with her two oldest children, daughter Bailey, 20, and son Beckett, 18, whose mother is Julie Cypher

Their biofather is David Crosby.  They were stoned in the womb.
 
2017-04-17 09:54:57 PM  
Since it's the Daily Fail, does that mean Marijuana isn't real?
 
2017-04-17 09:56:20 PM  

Peaceboy: She also admitted to smoking with her two oldest children, daughter Bailey, 20, and son Beckett, 18, whose mother is Julie Cypher

Their biofather is David Crosby.  They were stoned in the womb.


And they were stoned on Crosby weed, no less.

Almost Famous (2000) - $50 and A Case of Heineken
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2017-04-17 09:59:27 PM  
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2017-04-17 10:06:15 PM  

iron_city_ap: Since it's the Daily Fail, does that mean Marijuana isn't real?


Neither are lesbians.
 
2017-04-17 10:06:53 PM  

rikdanger: And they were stoned on Crosby weed, no less.

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I scrolled down and saw your comment before your link, and thought of the same scene.  I don't know how many people caught that in the film, but it's a great aside.

There's a PBS American Masters doc on David Geffen, and he tells a great Crosby story.  Unfortunately there's no clip online, I'll type it out briefly.  Geffen was in LA getting ready to go to NY to see Crosby & Nash at Carnegie Hall, I think.  The night before, Crosby phones him and asks him for a favor, someone's going to drop off a package for him to bring with him.  After some back-and-forth, Crosby admits "it's my Oaxaca."  Geffen says no way, I'm not bringing drugs on a plane.  Crosby starts yelling, you know how much I pay you in fees, you do what I say, etc.  So Geffen relents, only to get busted at the airport (seeds start falling out of the package when security starts handling it) and thrown in jail for the night.  He gets bailed out the next day, flies to NY, meets Crosby at the hotel.  "Where's my Oaxaca???"  Geffen tells him "I got busted! I spent the night in jail!"  Crosby: "YOU LOST MY OAXACA??!!"
 
2017-04-17 10:07:05 PM  
I'm reading the Daily Mail and smoking marijuana, so I'm getting a kick. I'm also doubting my own existence.
 
2017-04-17 10:12:48 PM  
New album due out?
 
2017-04-17 10:13:03 PM  

Peaceboy: rikdanger: And they were stoned on Crosby weed, no less.

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I scrolled down and saw your comment before your link, and thought of the same scene.  I don't know how many people caught that in the film, but it's a great aside.

There's a PBS American Masters doc on David Geffen, and he tells a great Crosby story.  Unfortunately there's no clip online, I'll type it out briefly.  Geffen was in LA getting ready to go to NY to see Crosby & Nash at Carnegie Hall, I think.  The night before, Crosby phones him and asks him for a favor, someone's going to drop off a package for him to bring with him.  After some back-and-forth, Crosby admits "it's my Oaxaca."  Geffen says no way, I'm not bringing drugs on a plane.  Crosby starts yelling, you know how much I pay you in fees, you do what I say, etc.  So Geffen relents, only to get busted at the airport (seeds start falling out of the package when security starts handling it) and thrown in jail for the night.  He gets bailed out the next day, flies to NY, meets Crosby at the hotel.  "Where's my Oaxaca???"  Geffen tells him "I got busted! I spent the night in jail!"  Crosby: "YOU LOST MY OAXACA??!!"


He was going to smoke a city in Mexico?  Damn.  No wonder he blew out his liver.
 
2017-04-17 10:18:19 PM  

Peaceboy: rikdanger: And they were stoned on Crosby weed, no less.

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I scrolled down and saw your comment before your link, and thought of the same scene.  I don't know how many people caught that in the film, but it's a great aside.

There's a PBS American Masters doc on David Geffen, and he tells a great Crosby story.  Unfortunately there's no clip online, I'll type it out briefly.  Geffen was in LA getting ready to go to NY to see Crosby & Nash at Carnegie Hall, I think.  The night before, Crosby phones him and asks him for a favor, someone's going to drop off a package for him to bring with him.  After some back-and-forth, Crosby admits "it's my Oaxaca."  Geffen says no way, I'm not bringing drugs on a plane.  Crosby starts yelling, you know how much I pay you in fees, you do what I say, etc.  So Geffen relents, only to get busted at the airport (seeds start falling out of the package when security starts handling it) and thrown in jail for the night.  He gets bailed out the next day, flies to NY, meets Crosby at the hotel.  "Where's my Oaxaca???"  Geffen tells him "I got busted! I spent the night in jail!"  Crosby: "YOU LOST MY OAXACA??!!"


That's a terrific story, thanks!
 
2017-04-17 10:18:44 PM  

iron_city_ap: Since it's the Daily Fail, does that mean Marijuana isn't real?


I now doubt the existence of baths or kids
 
2017-04-17 10:43:54 PM  
She's cancer-free but smokes everyday.

She must miss cancer.
 
2017-04-17 10:58:15 PM  
Speak for yourself, subby. I got no qualms picturing these two in the tub together
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2017-04-17 11:03:03 PM  
omg rock star smokes pot onoz
 
2017-04-17 11:45:05 PM  

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2017-04-18 01:09:23 AM  

Peaceboy: She also admitted to smoking with her two oldest children, daughter Bailey, 20, and son Beckett, 18, whose mother is Julie Cypher

Their biofather is David Crosby.  They were stoned in the womb.


Julie Cypher left her husband Lou Diamond Phillips so she could marry Etheridge and carry Crosby's biokids.

I would have gone with Graham Nash and conceived those kids the old-fashioned way.

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2017-04-18 01:17:59 AM  

Miss Stein: Peaceboy: She also admitted to smoking with her two oldest children, daughter Bailey, 20, and son Beckett, 18, whose mother is Julie Cypher

Their biofather is David Crosby.  They were stoned in the womb.

Julie Cypher left her husband Lou Diamond Phillips so she could marry Etheridge and carry Crosby's biokids.

I would have gone with Graham Nash and conceived those kids the old-fashioned way.

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If Lou Diamond Phillips isn't man enough for you, you definitely are not into men.
 
2017-04-18 01:44:22 AM  

Miss Stein: Peaceboy: She also admitted to smoking with her two oldest children, daughter Bailey, 20, and son Beckett, 18, whose mother is Julie Cypher

Their biofather is David Crosby.  They were stoned in the womb.

Julie Cypher left her husband Lou Diamond Phillips so she could marry Etheridge and carry Crosby's biokids.

I would have gone with Graham Nash and conceived those kids the old-fashioned way.

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He's no longer young, but does Crosby still smoke hash?
 
2017-04-18 07:17:56 AM  
Etheridge then said: 'I'd much rather have a smoke with my grown kids then a drink. Oh god, no.'

See me, I'm the opposite. Right now my nephew is too young for it but when he's older I'll be more than happy to sit down and share a nice bottle of whisky with him.
 
2017-04-18 07:21:58 AM  

Miss Stein: Peaceboy: She also admitted to smoking with her two oldest children, daughter Bailey, 20, and son Beckett, 18, whose mother is Julie Cypher

Their biofather is David Crosby.  They were stoned in the womb.

Julie Cypher left her husband Lou Diamond Phillips so she could marry Etheridge and carry Crosby's biokids.

I would have gone with Graham Nash and conceived those kids the old-fashioned way.

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Why, does the Hippy have a little Hitler mustache?
 
2017-04-18 07:59:35 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Etheridge then said: 'I'd much rather have a smoke with my grown kids then a drink. Oh god, no.'

See me, I'm the opposite. Right now my nephew is too young for it but when he's older I'll be more than happy to sit down and share a nice bottle of whisky with him.


There's certainly a lot more depth to alcohol than pot.
 
2017-04-18 09:44:57 AM  
Projections on her new album release must have been disappointing
 
2017-04-18 01:06:41 PM  
If it makes you happy...
 
2017-04-18 01:26:41 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Speak for yourself, subby. I got no qualms picturing these two in the tub together
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2017-04-18 02:24:21 PM  

Slankyj: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Speak for yourself, subby. I got no qualms picturing these two in the tub together
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Me too.
 
2017-04-18 04:03:23 PM  
FTFA: she plans to release her own line of Etheridge Farm products.

[commercial: stereotypical New England farmer in a haywagon full of pot]

"Etheridge Farms. Because Etheridge Farms... um..."
 
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