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(NBC Washington)   Walmart shoppers forget they're not in a Chuck-E-Cheese   ( nbcwashington.com) divider line
    More: Scary, fight, bloody fight, Victor Valley News, Main Street store, Gender, Street, Los Angeles, San Bernardino County, California  
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2017-04-17 05:26:32 PM  
What a Venn diagram of the companies' customer bases would look like, except with forks and sinks:

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2017-04-17 08:36:05 PM  
You mean Brick-E-Cheese?

/Do you guys have bricks or do I have to bring my own?
 
2017-04-17 08:59:19 PM  
Available at your local Walmart:
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No, I'm not kidding.
 
2017-04-17 09:05:24 PM  
Should one feel offended if the call out Hazmat because you were bleeding?

Though I think if it was me they'd look at me and say "Yeah, nothing to worry about here".
 
2017-04-17 09:45:52 PM  
You've got to be riding the edge all the time if you can be set off in a Walmart on a Saturday evening.  I really wonder what it's like inside some people's heads.
 
2017-04-17 10:38:45 PM  

davidphogan: low-moisture part-skim


Some guy in marketing was getting fired and wanted to see how big an asshole he could be on the way out.
 
2017-04-17 10:51:33 PM  

FrancoFile: I really wonder what it's like inside some people's heads.


"This b*tch over here tryna eye me up and get at my 'Keep Calm and Drink More Egg Nog' shirt. Actin' like she gon' fit in a medium, when she clearly a 4XL."
 
2017-04-17 11:01:38 PM  
Yeah, I think I'll just keep on rocking my costco threads, thanks just the same.
 
2017-04-17 11:01:38 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Should one feel offended if the call out Hazmat because you were bleeding?

Though I think if it was me they'd look at me and say "Yeah, nothing to worry about here".


SOP. Any blood is considered sypphachlamdiAIDS + until proven otherwise.
 
2017-04-17 11:02:00 PM  
Hmmm, barstow?
*reads tfa*
Whoops, hesperia- i was 20 miles off...
15 years ago a friend was gonna move off the hill to hesperia. I said, so, exposing your 3 girls to the high desert gene pool, eh? They're still here...
 
2017-04-17 11:08:45 PM  
That's the kind of clownish, uncouth behavior I'd expect at the Dollar Palace, but never at the Walmart
 
2017-04-17 11:10:48 PM  
Just a day that ends with a "Y" for the workers, evidently.
 
2017-04-17 11:13:03 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Should one feel offended if the call out Hazmat because you were bleeding?

Though I think if it was me they'd look at me and say "Yeah, nothing to worry about here".


BBPs; you assume everyone has hepatitis and aids unless you want to get hepatitis and aids.
 
2017-04-17 11:16:52 PM  
Ain't know fun unless the hazmat come. Woot woot, Walmart 4 life!  We're scaria in hesparia.
 
2017-04-17 11:29:58 PM  
This is nothing. I'm sure Fark wouldn't let me link to the video, but after seeing the Burger King parking lot fight in Oakland from some years back, this WalMart fight looks like love taps.
 
2017-04-17 11:30:56 PM  

davidphogan: Available at your local Walmart:
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No, I'm not kidding.


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What the fark? Next you will tell me they have cocane
 
2017-04-17 11:32:47 PM  

skinink: This is nothing. I'm sure Fark wouldn't let me link to the video, but after seeing the Burger King parking lot fight in Oakland from some years back, this WalMart fight looks like love taps.


You should see what's going on in their bathrooms.

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2017-04-17 11:32:54 PM  
I am an American damnnit.  When you go to Walmart you have to shoot your way to checkout.  This your first time at Walmart?
 
2017-04-17 11:40:52 PM  
Seen trying to decamp from the miscreants

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2017-04-17 11:45:21 PM  
Hey around here they actually have the Chuck E Cheese right next to the Walmart. So you can imagine the fun time the cops have in that plaza.
 
2017-04-17 11:53:17 PM  
Hesperia is a good confluence of desert trash coming in from Adelanto, Victorville and environs.   Not surprised that it reaches critical mass every once in a while and ends in fisticuffs.

There are some nice parts of Apple Valley, but there's a lot of third world country going on around it.  Just count the number of fences made out of old garage doors.  that's usually a good barometer.
 
2017-04-17 11:57:35 PM  
And naturally everyone in the store's first instinct is, "shiat, gotta get my smartphone out and videotape this!"
 
2017-04-17 11:58:23 PM  

runawaywoodchipper: And naturally everyone in the store's first instinct is, "shiat, gotta get my smartphone out and videotape this!"


That and egging them on, from the looks of it.
 
2017-04-17 11:58:33 PM  

runawaywoodchipper: And naturally everyone in the store's first instinct is, "shiat, gotta get my smartphone out and videotape this!"


I believe the movie-making terminology is 'cinerma verite'.
 
2017-04-18 12:06:03 AM  

bolverk: runawaywoodchipper: And naturally everyone in the store's first instinct is, "shiat, gotta get my smartphone out and videotape this!"

I believe the movie-making terminology is 'cinerma verite'.


The porn equivalent would be gonzo.
 
2017-04-18 12:17:49 AM  
Walking into a Chuck-E-Cheese is like walking into dark alley at night.

In most cases, nothing will happen.
 
2017-04-18 12:30:32 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Yeah, I think I'll just keep on rocking my costco threads, thanks just the same.


At least at the Costco near me, the paid membership requirement keeps the trash out...( both White and Black....)
 
2017-04-18 12:44:03 AM  
When I think of both, I think of class.
I don't go to either, so I guess I have no class...
 
2017-04-18 12:53:38 AM  

burninbeaver: What the fark? Next you will tell me they have cocane


They have cocaine.
 
2017-04-18 01:03:07 AM  

harlock: runawaywoodchipper: And naturally everyone in the store's first instinct is, "shiat, gotta get my smartphone out and videotape this!"

That and egging them on, from the looks of it.


Hmm... their food section sells eggs?
 
2017-04-18 01:12:41 AM  

gunsmack: I_Am_Weasel: Should one feel offended if the call out Hazmat because you were bleeding?

Though I think if it was me they'd look at me and say "Yeah, nothing to worry about here".

SOP. Any blood is considered sypphachlamdiAIDS + until proven otherwise.


Syphaghonnaherparitus!
 
2017-04-18 01:27:25 AM  

Mike_LowELL: davidphogan: low-moisture part-skim

Some guy in marketing was getting fired and wanted to see how big an asshole he could be on the way out.


MIKE WHERE THE FRAK YOU BEEN LATELY

(offers candy)
 
2017-04-18 01:56:03 AM  
It's easy to confuse the two as they're both excellent places to contract head lice through normal interaction with the environment.
 
2017-04-18 02:13:56 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: It's easy to confuse the two as they're both excellent places to contract head lice through normal interaction with the environment.


And fleas...
 
2017-04-18 02:32:38 AM  

Katolu: gunsmack: I_Am_Weasel: Should one feel offended if the call out Hazmat because you were bleeding?

Though I think if it was me they'd look at me and say "Yeah, nothing to worry about here".

SOP. Any blood is considered sypphachlamdiAIDS + until proven otherwise.

Syphaghonnaherparitus!


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2017-04-18 02:33:07 AM  
Saw this on the am news in Omaha with my mil. Looks like the dude in the red shirt tries to step in and be a hero (or maybe not, I wasn't there. He could very well have been an instigator from the get go) and caught a good one on his chin, ate shiat and got stomped by a couple of other dudes. Either way, people should just treat each other  like they would like to be treated , and we wouldn't have this popping up everywhere. Walmart, target, Kmart, gordmans, tjmaxx etc...even if they had bargain bins full of self respect/common courtesy/kindess....motherfarkers  would still be Bumrushing every body else.  Because we want things now, and we want to have the BEST FIRST, and full everybody else.  This is just a comment on what I've seen or,  my take of the world at large. Ymmv.  I also know that I had one too many vodka sodas with these new muscle relaxers. Th hat is a quick and  heatry good night  to all
 
2017-04-18 03:05:17 AM  
Guess they had to cancel their reservations at Chuck E. Cheese's that evening.
 
2017-04-18 03:28:30 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: Should one feel offended if the call out Hazmat because you were bleeding?

Though I think if it was me they'd look at me and say "Yeah, nothing to worry about here".


That second sentence  is perhaps  the most bizarre assumption I think I've ever read.
 
2017-04-18 04:11:03 AM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: That's the kind of clownish, uncouth behavior I'd expect at the Dollar Palace, but never at the Walmart


It's hard to believe that people would get all dressed up respectable and then act a fool.
 
2017-04-18 07:56:29 AM  
Is it Black Friday already? Seems too warm outside.
 
2017-04-18 09:42:36 AM  
There's a reason that shiathole of a town is called "Despairia". I get clinically depressed just driving through it.
 
2017-04-18 01:19:33 PM  
Maybe it's just me but that link makes my browser hang.
 
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