PirateKing: "Wow. Turns out the DNA says it's a syncretic myth of multiple messiah figures, ancient political propaganda, and appropriated pagan traditions. Hail Science!"
DNA DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!
Sid Vicious' Corpse: They will fill in the gaps in the sequences using amphibian DNA:[img.fark.net image 522x392]
SirSigsegV: I've seen this episode of TNG.
Circusdog320: So they're looking for a towel, a rag or perhaps a shroud?
whither_apophis: "Here are the results ... 50% Jewish 50% Kenyan. Wow didn't see that coming"
Diogenes: Sid Vicious' Corpse: They will fill in the gaps in the sequences using amphibian DNA:[img.fark.net image 522x392]Nativity..uh... finds a way.
Percise1: Circusdog320: So they're looking for a towel, a rag or perhaps a shroud?Nah, just a blue dress.whither_apophis: "Here are the results ... 50% Jewish 50% Kenyan. Wow didn't see that coming"Exactly! I don't think they are really going to like the results. A whole lot of paintings and murals are going to have to be touched up... with brown.
talkertopc: The article says they hope it will help in identifying the descendants. Heu, guys, The Da Vinci Code was not a documentary.
spongeboob: Jesurassic Park?
LewDux: [christianliving101.files.wordpress.com image 640x335][h.mfcdn.net image 200x314]
edmo: They say don't ask the question if you can't stand the answer...[img.fark.net image 300x289]
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