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(CNN)   If you live in Pennsylvania, New York, Indiana or Michigan, you get to join the good people of Ohio in playing Lunatic on the Loose as the police have no idea where he went. Stay safe   ( cnn.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Stephens, Constable, A Good Man Is Hard to Find, Murder, cleveland police, alarming Facebook post, Cleveland Police Chief, police union president  
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2017-04-17 12:56:42 PM  
He is going to Brooklyn.
 
2017-04-17 12:57:24 PM  
They should use Google Earth to find him.
 
2017-04-17 01:28:39 PM  
Lunatic killers are everywhere. If they all FB Live'd their deeds, this wouldn't be a story.
 
2017-04-17 02:33:04 PM  
If only there were good guys with guns to do something about this.
 
2017-04-17 04:38:16 PM  

BalugaJoe: He is going to Brooklyn.


When will he sleep?
 
2017-04-17 06:52:40 PM  

doglover: BalugaJoe: He is going to Brooklyn.

When will he sleep?


Upon his arrival
 
2017-04-17 06:53:36 PM  
Can't wait for the fascist bootlicks to start bellowing about how this is why law enforcement should shoot black people on sight.
 
2017-04-17 06:54:49 PM  
Black Muslim hiding in Detroit. Good luck finding him
 
2017-04-17 06:56:23 PM  
I'm sorry, but this headline made me laugh my ass off!
 
2017-04-17 06:57:44 PM  

bolverk: Can't wait for the fascist bootlicks to start bellowing about how this is why law enforcement should shoot black people on sight.


Um, you might want to sit this one out.  You're wound a little bit tight there.
 
Nib
2017-04-17 06:57:54 PM  
This is why law enforcement should shoot black people on site.
 
2017-04-17 06:58:26 PM  

Nib: This is why law enforcement should shoot black people on site.


Damn it!
 
2017-04-17 06:59:12 PM  

Nib: This is why law enforcement should shoot black people on site.


You say that like that's not already standard operating procedure.

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2017-04-17 06:59:19 PM  
I've seen that guy.
He's wrapped up in a hard plastic shell with some iron filings and comes with a handy bar magnet.

My ex wife was a bar magnet, so I know one when I see one.
 
2017-04-17 07:00:04 PM  
It's an anticlimax for the breathless manhunt-media special, but I'd put money on offing himself somewhere, and the body will show up eventually.
 
2017-04-17 07:01:49 PM  
I'd probably be dimwitted and angry too if 92% of my head's mass was beard.
 
2017-04-17 07:02:17 PM  
Godwined in TFA
 
2017-04-17 07:03:15 PM  
He's going back to Cali.
 
2017-04-17 07:07:12 PM  

TheLogicAvenger: bolverk: Can't wait for the fascist bootlicks to start bellowing about how this is why law enforcement should shoot black people on sight.

Um, you might want to sit this one out.  You're wound a little bit tight there.


Nope, sorry.
 
2017-04-17 07:08:11 PM  

Phelon Hardtimes: He's going back to Cali.


I don't think so.
 
2017-04-17 07:10:17 PM  

bolverk: Can't wait for the fascist bootlicks to start bellowing about how this is why law enforcement should shoot black people on sight.


EABOD
 
2017-04-17 07:13:31 PM  
I thought about the killer as I walked to work this morning in Ohio. I thought about the victim as I walked home. I preach situational awareness ... but sometimes you just get murdered. What a world.
 
2017-04-17 07:13:41 PM  
Yeah I'm really worried that out of like 40 million people in those states combined, that I'll be the one unlucky guy that gets accidentally murdered.

Risk assessment like a baoss.
 
2017-04-17 07:14:33 PM  

WTFDYW: bolverk: Can't wait for the fascist bootlicks to start bellowing about how this is why law enforcement should shoot black people on sight.

EABOD


Easy fella. It's not nice to yell at retards.
 
2017-04-17 07:16:23 PM  

PreMortem: Lunatic killers are everywhere. If they all FB Live'd their deeds, this wouldn't be a story.


A-DUHHHhhhhhh...
It's also why that reporter who got shot on live TV was big news.
 
2017-04-17 07:16:53 PM  
He is heading to the Whitehouse to hand deliver his manifesto. No wonder yet on what cabinet position he is going to selected for.
 
2017-04-17 07:17:31 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: I thought about the killer as I walked to work this morning in Ohio. I thought about the victim as I walked home. I preach situational awareness ... but sometimes you just get murdered. What a world.


I remember when the "DC sniper" was running around.  People were ducking behind their cars at gas stations for two months.  It put things in perspective, in one way.
 
2017-04-17 07:18:22 PM  
If they dont know if he's in ny or mi, he could be anywhere.
 
2017-04-17 07:18:24 PM  
Given his proximity to Michigan, where I'm told one can cross the border easily (at least outbound), and that the last place they know his phone pinged a tower was Erie, PA... dare we hope for Canada?  Sorry Canucks, but me and all the innocent elderly folks I care about are in PA.
 
2017-04-17 07:23:00 PM  
I see this thread going like the Berkeley  Rumbles. Both sides easing their way in, poking and jabbing, waiting for the big hitters to show.
 
2017-04-17 07:23:29 PM  

TheOtherGuy: Given his proximity to Michigan, where I'm told one can cross the border easily (at least outbound), and that the last place they know his phone pinged a tower was Erie, PA... dare we hope for Canada?  Sorry Canucks, but me and all the innocent elderly folks I care about are in PA.


There's no way to cross into Canada from Michigan without having to cross a body of water, either lake or river. I don't know how he'd do it without help from a boater and the odds of that happening are pretty slim.
 
2017-04-17 07:24:34 PM  
arm yourselves!

or don't
 
2017-04-17 07:24:42 PM  
But, but Black Lives Matter!
 
2017-04-17 07:25:39 PM  

Ooba Tooba: WTFDYW: bolverk: Can't wait for the fascist bootlicks to start bellowing about how this is why law enforcement should shoot black people on sight.

EABOD

Easy fella. It's not nice to yell at retards.


I'm so sorry. Maybe should have told him to lick a window?
 
2017-04-17 07:26:42 PM  

WTFDYW: Ooba Tooba: WTFDYW: bolverk: Can't wait for the fascist bootlicks to start bellowing about how this is why law enforcement should shoot black people on sight.

EABOD

Easy fella. It's not nice to yell at retards.

I'm so sorry. Maybe should have told him to lick a window?


Maybe you should go fark yourself.
 
2017-04-17 07:27:06 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: But, but Black Lives Matter!


What the fark does BLM have to do with this? I'll get you couldn't explain that comment if you tried.
 
2017-04-17 07:27:40 PM  
This freak made one of the victims say his ex girlfriend's name.

The ex apologized for him and said he's a good guy at heart and was always good to her kids.

IDK
 
2017-04-17 07:29:39 PM  
Sheila_McSly:

"one of"

So far only one that is known. And while he claimed more, to paraphrase Rick "Since when are we taking this guy's word on anything."
 
2017-04-17 07:29:39 PM  

Sheila_McSly: This freak made one of the victims say his ex girlfriend's name.

The ex apologized for him and said he's a good guy at heart and was always good to her kids.

IDK


Is there more than one victim?
 
2017-04-17 07:32:03 PM  
Well, we do know that he is not leaving on a jet plane. But he still could be going to California with an aching in his heart. His achy-breaky heart.
 
2017-04-17 07:33:26 PM  
He's dead in the bushes somewhere near Cleveland with a self inflicted hole in his head.
 
2017-04-17 07:34:24 PM  

shastacola: unfarkingbelievable: But, but Black Lives Matter!

What the fark does BLM have to do with this? I'll get you couldn't explain that comment if you tried.


A black man did something bad, ergo, BLM, which has made racist white people like that guy mad since forever, is evil and bad.

Pretty simple, actually.

I bet that guy has all kinds of opinions about The Blacks™and how they don't work hard enough when he's at home with his friends and family.

Probably farking clutches his wallet when a black person walks by him.

If he even lives in a place where black people exist.  He probably hasn't ever been in close proximity to a black person.
 
2017-04-17 07:34:24 PM  

Johnny Rockets: He's dead in the bushes somewhere near Cleveland with a self inflicted hole in his head.


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2017-04-17 07:35:36 PM  
Seconds before the shooting, Stephens asked the victim to say the name of a woman believed to associated with the suspect.
"She's the reason why this is about to happen to you," Stephens said.


So it wasn't random?  This is a love-triangle thing?
 
2017-04-17 07:35:53 PM  

Phelon Hardtimes: thismomentinblackhistory: I thought about the killer as I walked to work this morning in Ohio. I thought about the victim as I walked home. I preach situational awareness ... but sometimes you just get murdered. What a world.

I remember when the "DC sniper" was running around.  People were ducking behind their cars at gas stations for two months.  It put things in perspective, in one way.


Gary Condit thanks the Lord for those 2.
 
2017-04-17 07:36:54 PM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: Johnny Rockets: He's dead in the bushes somewhere near Cleveland with a self inflicted hole in his head.

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Unicorning intensifies?
 
2017-04-17 07:37:12 PM  

harleyquinnical: If only there were good guys with guns to do something about this.


Well he had a concealed carry license so according to my gun afficianados he was a good guy with a gun.
 
2017-04-17 07:38:51 PM  

RadiomanATL: Zeb Hesselgresser: Johnny Rockets: He's dead in the bushes somewhere near Cleveland with a self inflicted hole in his head.

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Unicorning intensifies?


I think we need a break from unicorns atm
 
2017-04-17 07:39:08 PM  
Damnitall

So say you know someone who has the same car and bears a resemblance to the guy if you're mostly blind and/or stupid.  Should he not drive at all?  Shave?

/hope asshole heads east
 
2017-04-17 07:41:21 PM  

Sheseala: Damnitall

So say you know someone who has the same car and bears a resemblance to the guy if you're mostly blind and/or stupid.  Should he not drive at all?  Shave?

/hope asshole heads east


to be honest, i'd be worried if i was a 60 year old hispanic lady delivering newspapers.
 
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