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(   So have you heard the one about the Russian man who walked into a computer store with a rooster and geese in his suitcase?   ( divider line
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2017-04-17 08:16:32 PM  
You really shouldn't take your cock out inside of a business.
2017-04-17 10:22:09 PM  

davidphogan: You really shouldn't take your cock out inside of a business.

And keep the goose on the down low
2017-04-17 10:25:22 PM  
He was a bit drunk, but he finally pulled it off, he captured goose and rooster?
2017-04-17 10:27:54 PM  
I wonder, did anyone equate it with a Harry Potter spinoff?
2017-04-17 10:33:39 PM  
it's the Birdman of Astrakhan. this is just a promotion for the new batman movie
2017-04-17 10:35:17 PM  
He really cocked it up?
2017-04-17 10:43:55 PM  
Real-life example of birds of a feather?
2017-04-17 10:44:46 PM  
Did he fix the cable?
2017-04-17 10:53:28 PM  
A rooster and two geese caused mayhem

Sounds like a case of irritable fowl syndrome.
2017-04-17 10:58:15 PM  
Ah the old Russian goose and cock scam. It actually was started by a famous Ukrainian grifter and he used a ferret instead of a rooster
2017-04-17 11:03:23 PM  
Was it a Portuguese suitcase?
2017-04-17 11:04:36 PM  
A computer store? They still have those in Russia?
2017-04-17 11:08:28 PM  
Oh sure, like none of you guys ever have to brown-bag it for lunch.
2017-04-17 11:38:55 PM  

jmayson: A computer store? They still have those in Russia?

In Russia computer stores you.
2017-04-17 11:44:46 PM  
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2017-04-18 12:24:58 AM  
Oh, it was like a Harry Potter movie?

No, it was like this movie:

Borat meeting people on train
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2017-04-18 06:00:35 AM  
My question is howinhell he get them in a suitcase in the first place?
2017-04-18 08:18:14 PM  
What is this, some kind of joke?
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