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(The Hollywood Reporter)   Welcome to the age of Jackie Chanamation   ( hollywoodreporter.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Jackie Chan Adventures, Hong Kong, Jackie Chan, Chinese language, New Jackie Chan, Chinese character, People's Republic of China, Film  
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2017-04-17 08:17:51 AM  
You Ethan Hawke.
 
2017-04-17 09:34:27 AM  
Starting off with 104 episodes. Now you don't have to worry about ratings, it's all been prepaid.
 
2017-04-17 10:13:02 AM  
I understand that Jackie Chan will be doing all his own animation.
 
2017-04-17 10:17:54 AM  
He seems like one of the nicest people alive.  That's all I got.
 
2017-04-17 10:18:56 AM  

FLMountainMan: He seems like one of the nicest people alive.  That's all I got.


f*ck you. I'm nicer than him.
 
2017-04-17 10:23:22 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: FLMountainMan: He seems like one of the nicest people alive.  That's all I got.

f*ck you. I'm nicer than him.


The very fact that you call it "f*ck you...."

And upon reading his wiki page, he's gone from a 10/10 to a solid 6/10.  Seems to be a fan of totalitarianism.
 
2017-04-17 10:26:10 AM  
He got old and became a hardcore nationalist.  Not that it doesn't happen to a lot of people, but it always seemed weird to me.

Also, the original Jackie Chan Adventures was a great show, as was the Batty Chan Adventures batman series.  This sounds disturbingly like the old Hulk Hogan wrestling stars cartoon from the 80s
 
2017-04-17 10:27:00 AM  
I thought most people liked Jackie Chanamation.
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2017-04-17 10:31:01 AM  

ArkPanda: I thought most people liked Jackie Chanamation.
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One more thing!
Youtube W1IyIbs3Qo0
 
2017-04-17 10:48:30 AM  
Yeah, it was an "age" back in 2000, it's not a new idea for a Jackie Chan animated series.
 
2017-04-17 10:59:41 AM  
Drunken Master 2 - Jackie Chan vs Ken Lo
Youtube 4DASVxFS5tg
best scene in the best Kung Fu movie ever made (drunken Master 2 final fight)

Bonus points for Jackie newbies to guess which part(s) Jackie gets seriously injured.
 
2017-04-17 11:01:13 AM  

FLMountainMan: He seems like one of the nicest people alive.  That's all I got.


For a guy who supports a totalitarian system, censorship and execution of pot dealers, he's peachy.
 
2017-04-17 11:20:40 AM  

Derp Du Jour: Bonus points for Jackie newbies to guess which part(s) Jackie gets seriously injured.


I'm going to guess all of them?

/Politics aside, dude is insane. Doubt we'll have another one like him.
 
2017-04-17 11:27:07 AM  
What about Afghanistanimation?

Johnny Chimpo Cartoon Super Troopers
Youtube UJtQhv9dp9o
 
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2017-04-17 11:56:50 AM  
Jackie Chan - How to Do Action Comedy
Youtube Z1PCtIaM_GQ

Here's a great little thing about what makes his fight scenes and stunts the best.
 
2017-04-17 12:07:29 PM  
Still one of my favorite "Hollywood" type stories was when Jackie Chan was talking about being a stuntman for Bruce Lee. Bruce was supposed pull a hit with a stick but cracked Jackie across the face. Jackie said it stung but wasn't a big deal but feigned being really hurt just so Bruce Lee would cradle him and hold him against his chest. He said he pretended to shake it off after about 5 minutes to impress Bruce Lee with his toughness.
 
2017-04-17 12:35:33 PM  

FLMountainMan: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: FLMountainMan: He seems like one of the nicest people alive.  That's all I got.

f*ck you. I'm nicer than him.

The very fact that you call it "f*ck you...."

And upon reading his wiki page, he's gone from a 10/10 to a solid 6/10.  Seems to be a fan of totalitarianism.


...and now you know why he's happy to slap his chop to something that'll be used as a vehicle to push Chinese culture worldwide through kids.
 
2017-04-17 12:48:11 PM  
I used to love Jackie Chan, then I heard him speak about politics in China and I realized he was an authoritarian who doesn't believe in democracy for China.
 
2017-04-17 01:31:35 PM  

FLMountainMan: He seems like one of the nicest people alive.  That's all I got.


Jackie Chan is pile of crap. He's an anti-American propagandist for the communist party in China, he's a well known abuser of women who has gotten several teenage girls pregnant, and then forced them to get abortions, he has publicly treated his only child, a son, like garbage for years. Jackie Chan is pretty much a bag of dicks.
 
2017-04-17 01:31:44 PM  

FLMountainMan: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: FLMountainMan: He seems like one of the nicest people alive.  That's all I got.

f*ck you. I'm nicer than him.

The very fact that you call it "f*ck you...."

And upon reading his wiki page, he's gone from a 10/10 to a solid 6/10.  Seems to be a fan of totalitarianism.


He's also super regressive on women's rights.

/If you care about that sort of thing.
 
2017-04-17 01:40:12 PM  

RPT1964: FLMountainMan: He seems like one of the nicest people alive.  That's all I got.

Jackie Chan is pile of crap. He's an anti-American propagandist for the communist party in China, he's a well known abuser of women who has gotten several teenage girls pregnant, and then forced them to get abortions, he has publicly treated his only child, a son, like garbage for years. Jackie Chan is pretty much a bag of dicks.


So....... pro athlete, Grammy-award winning artist, or politician?
 
2017-04-17 01:40:56 PM  

FLMountainMan: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: FLMountainMan: He seems like one of the nicest people alive.  That's all I got.

f*ck you. I'm nicer than him.

The very fact that you call it "f*ck you...."

And upon reading his wiki page, he's gone from a 10/10 to a solid 6/10.  Seems to be a fan of totalitarianism.


For the record, my "f*ck you" was entirely in jest.
 
2017-04-17 01:47:09 PM  

RPT1964: FLMountainMan: He seems like one of the nicest people alive.  That's all I got.

Jackie Chan is pile of crap. He's an anti-American propagandist for the communist party in China, he's a well known abuser of women who has gotten several teenage girls pregnant, and then forced them to get abortions, he has publicly treated his only child, a son, like garbage for years. Jackie Chan is pretty much a bag of dicks.


But last time Jackie Chan came around I played pool with him and we hung out
 
2017-04-17 01:48:31 PM  
He should start his own network and call it 4Chan.

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2017-04-17 03:13:52 PM  

RPT1964: FLMountainMan: He seems like one of the nicest people alive.  That's all I got.

Jackie Chan is pile of crap. He's an anti-American propagandist for the communist party in China, he's a well known abuser of women who has gotten several teenage girls pregnant, and then forced them to get abortions, he has publicly treated his only child, a son, like garbage for years. Jackie Chan is pretty much a bag of dicks.


If this is true, why hasn't he been signed as a Nationwide spokesman?
 
2017-04-17 03:59:22 PM  
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2017-04-17 05:28:52 PM  
Hi-ya, Jackie!
 
2017-04-18 05:01:01 PM  
I ran a Tabletop RPG for a while based on Jackie Chan Adventures.  The PCs were Indiana Jones wannabes using parkour and martial artists to obtain powerful and ancient magical artifacts before ninjas could show up and claim the artifacts for their shadowy master.

This adventure included some stuff from Jackie Chan Adventures like the 12 zodiac talismans.
It also included several meetings in a hybrid restaurant called Ancient Chinese Pizza that was secretly home to the BBEG, an Italian chef who hired Chinese ninjas.

I miss that kind of gaming.
 
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