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(ESPN)   Since we can't get enough hockey, here are four more playoff games for your pleasure. Senators-Bruins, Capitals-Maple Leafs, Blackhawks-Predators, and Ducks-Flames are on tap with the puck dropping at 7:00 PM ET   ( espn.com) divider line
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2017-04-17 12:05:39 AM  
Would like to see the Bruins, Leafs, Preds and Ducks all get a win
 
2017-04-17 12:08:41 AM  
Go Leafs!
 
2017-04-17 01:01:24 AM  
AND NOW!  Lone Star Beer and McCains Curly Fries Present!

The Official FARK NHL Playoff Thread Checklist!!

1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fansMargot time!
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Arrogant Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat
14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Atlantic Division complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)TIED!(along with accompanying soft B&D pics)
33)(Goalies name here) says NO!
34)SatanBergman.jpg
35)The first cup of Goonjuice in the evening
36)Danger Zone!
37)The goalie just said fark it and left!
38)PING!
39)GameOn!!.jpg
 
2017-04-17 04:12:25 AM  
images.scribblelive.com
 
2017-04-17 07:24:30 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-17 07:25:26 AM  
Also:

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2017-04-17 08:10:19 AM  
i779.photobucket.com
 
2017-04-17 08:27:09 AM  
Today's schedule....
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Apparently not enough people have today off to spread the games out any more than having the two east games at the same time, good jorb, Schedule Guy! Also... Go home teams!!!
 
2017-04-17 08:28:27 AM  
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2017-04-17 09:07:52 AM  
Well, I thought game 2 was a must win and the Flames lost, so this must mean that tonight is double secret probation must win.

Or something.

Wearing my retro Monahan jersey to the office today.
 
2017-04-17 09:12:09 AM  
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Reasonable approximation of me and the kid when she says she wants to go to the big girl room at the Daddy Gym, which means I'll be getting on the treadmill.
 
2017-04-17 10:10:43 AM  
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2017-04-17 10:14:36 AM  

buckeyebrain: [img.fark.net image 480x270]


I wonder if those are his brother's kids...
 
2017-04-17 10:36:59 AM  

fatalvenom: buckeyebrain: [img.fark.net image 480x270]

I wonder if those are his brother's kids...


How white can that picture be? None more white.
 
2017-04-17 10:41:10 AM  
I only caught the third period of the Oilers-Sharks game last night. But based on what I saw (and heard and read about), it was excruciatingly dull unless you had a horse in the race. Dull as in, "Anyone that says that 1-0 games are exciting should be forced to watch this game on a loop, Clockwork Orange-style, until they break" dull.

Curious to hear what you hockey Farkers think, especially if you're a neutral party. Was it that bad, or does it being the playoffs forgive this kind of game?
 
2017-04-17 10:45:15 AM  

Count_Crackula: I only caught the third period of the Oilers-Sharks game last night. But based on what I saw (and heard and read about), it was excruciatingly dull unless you had a horse in the race. Dull as in, "Anyone that says that 1-0 games are exciting should be forced to watch this game on a loop, Clockwork Orange-style, until they break" dull.

Curious to hear what you hockey Farkers think, especially if you're a neutral party. Was it that bad, or does it being the playoffs forgive this kind of game?


Honestly, I checked out for a bit and watched We're The Millers until about 5:00 in the 3rd. Low-scoring games can definitely be exciting (the Central is kind of known for that) but that game last night sure wasn't it.
 
2017-04-17 10:57:40 AM  

fatalvenom: I wonder if those are his brother's kids...


OH SNAP!
 
2017-04-17 11:15:10 AM  
The "In case I fall down the stairs & break my leg before the game" badge post....  I fully expect to be here later but after all it is Monday...

_/I can use the phone to post from the hospital tomorrow...
 
2017-04-17 11:16:38 AM  

Recoil Therapy: The "In case I fall down the stairs & break my leg before the game" badge post....  I fully expect to be here later but after all it is Monday...

_/I can use the phone to post from the hospital tomorrow...


Dustin Johnson? Is that you?
 
2017-04-17 12:00:30 PM  

sno man: Today's schedule....
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Apparently not enough people have today off to spread the games out any more than having the two east games at the same time, good jorb, Schedule Guy! Also... Go home teams!!!


Well, Easter Monday isn't a thing in the US. The only place where today is a holiday is Boston (Patriots Day) and they already have enough going on today with the marathon and the Red Sox game.
 
2017-04-17 12:07:36 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Also:

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One of us took a day of rest yesterday
 
2017-04-17 12:14:03 PM  

desertgeek: sno man: Today's schedule....
[img.fark.net image 793x450]
Apparently not enough people have today off to spread the games out any more than having the two east games at the same time, good jorb, Schedule Guy! Also... Go home teams!!!

Well, Easter Monday isn't a thing in the US. The only place where today is a holiday is Boston (Patriots Day) and they already have enough going on today with the marathon and the Red Sox game.


Fair enough, but even just 7 and 7 and a half would have spread out the intermissions... I don't ask for much.
 
2017-04-17 01:05:01 PM  
Let's go, Blackhawks!

Seriously. At least score a goddamn goal tonight.
 
2017-04-17 01:09:36 PM  
A little bitter because I will have to leave after the 1st to go sing in Dutch. (Don't Ask)

GO LEAFS!
 
2017-04-17 01:35:25 PM  
Ooo, Zaitsev back for the Leafs tonight. With Polak done for the year, that's really perfect timing.
 
2017-04-17 01:49:37 PM  
Got tickets to tonight's game in Boston. I'm already at a bar. It's going to be a long long night.
 
2017-04-17 01:50:02 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Let's go, Blackhawks!

Seriously. At least score a goddamn goal tonight.


Go Preds!!

/ducks
 
2017-04-17 01:56:25 PM  
Krejci back in for the B's. While I've wanted him traded for the past 3 years, let's hope he can help. Reading that Colin Miller is a game-time decision. The series is tied 1-1. Where there's life, there's hope, so here's hoping for a Bruins win!

img.fark.net
 
2017-04-17 02:09:11 PM  
So, random poll:  Who has the worst Goal Song in the NHL?

My choices:
1. Chicago: Chelsea Dagger is bad and they should feel bad for playing it
2. Ducks/Flyers: Bro Hymn is a song about friends of the bass player who died after getting piss-drunk and deciding to get behind the wheel, then re-recorded after said bass player shot himself in the head 6 years later.  (Great song, just waaay out of place)
3. Penguins: Andrew W.K.?  Really?  I guess it's a step up from the old Blur - Song 2, but still...
4. Rangers: "Slapshot" just sounds generic, like it was slapped together from parts of 4 or 5 other songs in an attempt to try and make catchy jingle.

Best Goal song?  Brass Bonanza (Hurricanes really should bring that back as a nod to their history)
 
2017-04-17 02:53:19 PM  

Fochstockings: Krejci back in for the B's. While I've wanted him traded for the past 3 years, let's hope he can help. Reading that Colin Miller is a game-time decision. The series is tied 1-1. Where there's life, there's hope, so here's hoping for a Bruins win!

[img.fark.net image 213x213]


She's new around here; who, and from where?
 
2017-04-17 02:55:42 PM  

fatalvenom: Recoil Therapy: The "In case I fall down the stairs & break my leg before the game" badge post....  I fully expect to be here later but after all it is Monday...

_/I can use the phone to post from the hospital tomorrow...

Dustin Johnson? Is that you?


Grumble, grumble, grumble...off to Google.... golf?...golf...GOLF!!!  My good man I'll have you know that except for putt putt (for which there is always an exemption...) I haven't golfed in about 30 years.....sheesh.

_/I have on more than a few occasions though been the designated drunk (cart) driver while assorted friends whaled away at that little ball trying to make it disappear into the ground.
_/_/however as the result of googling I see he's ranked #1 in the world at the moment.  That I wouldn't mind (well the #1 ranking at something, not necessarily having to play golf to get it...).
 
2017-04-17 02:58:13 PM  

abmoraz: So, random poll:  Who has the worst Goal Song in the NHL?

My choices:
1. Chicago: Chelsea Dagger is bad and they should feel bad for playing it
2. Ducks/Flyers: Bro Hymn is a song about friends of the bass player who died after getting piss-drunk and deciding to get behind the wheel, then re-recorded after said bass player shot himself in the head 6 years later.  (Great song, just waaay out of place)
3. Penguins: Andrew W.K.?  Really?  I guess it's a step up from the old Blur - Song 2, but still...
4. Rangers: "Slapshot" just sounds generic, like it was slapped together from parts of 4 or 5 other songs in an attempt to try and make catchy jingle.

Best Goal song?  Brass Bonanza (Hurricanes really should bring that back as a nod to their history)


If they don't win tonight, the Bruins could always use this for theirs...

Dropkick Murphys - "Going Out In Style" (Official Video)
Youtube D7g3RuoreRc
 
2017-04-17 02:59:40 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2017-04-17 03:13:10 PM  

abmoraz: So, random poll:  Who has the worst Goal Song in the NHL?

My choices:
1. Chicago: Chelsea Dagger is bad and they should feel bad for playing it



The Amsterdam Amstel Beer Jingle (and it will always be to me)? Yeah, case closed.

/I'd love to see some team try to use this
 
2017-04-17 03:18:45 PM  

abmoraz: So, random poll:  Who has the worst Goal Song in the NHL?

My choices:
1. Chicago: Chelsea Dagger is bad and they should feel bad for playing it


I personally love that everyone else hates it so damn much. Psychological warfare.

And it's really easy to sing while drunk.
 
2017-04-17 03:47:11 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Fochstockings: Krejci back in for the B's. While I've wanted him traded for the past 3 years, let's hope he can help. Reading that Colin Miller is a game-time decision. The series is tied 1-1. Where there's life, there's hope, so here's hoping for a Bruins win!

[img.fark.net image 213x213]

She's new around here; who, and from where?


Mary Margaret Humes. History of the World, Part I
 
2017-04-17 04:00:10 PM  

Fochstockings: OtherLittleGuy: Fochstockings: Krejci back in for the B's. While I've wanted him traded for the past 3 years, let's hope he can help. Reading that Colin Miller is a game-time decision. The series is tied 1-1. Where there's life, there's hope, so here's hoping for a Bruins win!

[img.fark.net image 213x213]

She's new around here; who, and from where?

Mary Margaret Humes. History of the World, Part I


It's good to be the King(s)... well, not this year...
 
2017-04-17 04:12:30 PM  

Recoil Therapy: fatalvenom: Recoil Therapy: The "In case I fall down the stairs & break my leg before the game" badge post....  I fully expect to be here later but after all it is Monday...

_/I can use the phone to post from the hospital tomorrow...

Dustin Johnson? Is that you?

Grumble, grumble, grumble...off to Google.... golf?...golf...GOLF!!!  My good man I'll have you know that except for putt putt (for which there is always an exemption...) I haven't golfed in about 30 years.....sheesh.

_/I have on more than a few occasions though been the designated drunk (cart) driver while assorted friends whaled away at that little ball trying to make it disappear into the ground.
_/_/however as the result of googling I see he's ranked #1 in the world at the moment.  That I wouldn't mind (well the #1 ranking at something, not necessarily having to play golf to get it...).


He missed the Masters because he fell down the stairs, allegedly, the day before the tournament started.
 
2017-04-17 04:17:09 PM  

harleyquinnical: Would like to see the Bruins, Leafs, Preds and Ducks all get a win


18670-presscdn-pagely.netdna-ssl.com

i.ytimg.com
 
2017-04-17 04:38:37 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: abmoraz: So, random poll:  Who has the worst Goal Song in the NHL?

My choices:
1. Chicago: Chelsea Dagger is bad and they should feel bad for playing it

The Amsterdam Amstel Beer Jingle (and it will always be to me)? Yeah, case closed.

/I'd love to see some team try to use this


See, I always thought it sounded like a rip-off of the theme to The League (but further research shows that The League started 3 years after it).

If you are going to go for Anime Theme songs, try this one
 
2017-04-17 04:54:26 PM  
I'll be mostly unavailable for comments this evening but I'll be listening & checking the thread periodically.

I'm not cheering for anyone because it's not working.
 
2017-04-17 04:55:05 PM  

Flappyhead: [i.imgur.com image 850x478]


They have Juggalos in Canada?

/Is it proper to capitalize the noun juggalo?
//They are a people, not unlike Canadians or Texans
/// But mostly the worst drunken mix between those two mixed with cheap vodka, codeine, and terrible off-brand grape soda.
 
2017-04-17 05:00:08 PM  

Recoil Therapy: fatalvenom: Recoil Therapy: The "In case I fall down the stairs & break my leg before the game" badge post....  I fully expect to be here later but after all it is Monday...

_/I can use the phone to post from the hospital tomorrow...

Dustin Johnson? Is that you?

Grumble, grumble, grumble...off to Google.... golf?...golf...GOLF!!!  My good man I'll have you know that except for putt putt (for which there is always an exemption...) I haven't golfed in about 30 years.....sheesh.

_/I have on more than a few occasions though been the designated drunk (cart) driver while assorted friends whaled away at that little ball trying to make it disappear into the ground.
_/_/however as the result of googling I see he's ranked #1 in the world at the moment.  That I wouldn't mind (well the #1 ranking at something, not necessarily having to play golf to get it...).


Side note...   Married to Paulina Gretzky.
 
2017-04-17 05:58:33 PM  
The legend grows.

Video: 'Dart Guy' reflects on his newfound fame
Youtube RYjFi1LJnWA
 
2017-04-17 06:03:22 PM  

abmoraz: So, random poll:  Who has the worst Goal Song in the NHL?

My choices:
1. Chicago: Chelsea Dagger is bad and they should feel bad for playing it
2. Ducks/Flyers: Bro Hymn is a song about friends of the bass player who died after getting piss-drunk and deciding to get behind the wheel, then re-recorded after said bass player shot himself in the head 6 years later.  (Great song, just waaay out of place)
3. Penguins: Andrew W.K.?  Really?  I guess it's a step up from the old Blur - Song 2, but still...
4. Rangers: "Slapshot" just sounds generic, like it was slapped together from parts of 4 or 5 other songs in an attempt to try and make catchy jingle.

Best Goal song?  Brass Bonanza (Hurricanes really should bring that back as a nod to their history)


I think the Wild used Prince Let's Go Crazy this year. I hope they stick with it.
Tonight...go Leafs Senators Preds Flames
 
2017-04-17 06:20:20 PM  
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2017-04-17 06:22:14 PM  
also, probably will not be posting much tonight. Had to take a heroic dose of sleeping meds* last night to be able to doze around my stupid torn rotator cuff, and I've been zoning in and out all day.

Yes, prescribed dosage, but still, felt like a huge amount
 
2017-04-17 06:24:46 PM  

harleyquinnical: Would like to see the Bruins, Leafs, Preds and Ducks all get a win


Bruins at least, so they can draw out my paaaaaaiiiiinnnnnn,

cdn.meme.am
 
2017-04-17 06:33:02 PM  

unyon: [images.scribblelive.com image 500x318]


If they go down three games I'm not watching game 4.
 
2017-04-17 06:35:28 PM  

Flappyhead: The legend grows.

[iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/RYjFi1LJnWA - 480x270]


That guy is getting *a lot* of oxygen around the GTA, and on twitter (see hashtag #dartguy, one or two funny memes)
And he's scored free tickets to game 3 and 4 so far.  So maybe he's on to something...
 
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