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(Lifehacker)   Study finds puppies love baby talk but older dogs don't. Your dog wants you to cut that "goochy-goo" crap and give him steak   ( lifehacker.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Dog, older dogs, baby talk, Puppy, slow baby talk, Dogs, Infant, different voices  
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705 clicks; posted to Geek » on 16 Apr 2017 at 7:17 PM (40 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-04-16 06:39:52 PM  
My dog can tell me what to do when he gets a damn job and pays rent.  Until then, he's a guest in my house, and he gets to put up with my shiat.
 
2017-04-16 07:31:56 PM  
MrsOLG's very large dog had a sense which boyfriends were douchebags and would respond appropriately.

MrsOLGDog was the first family member I met on her side, when I opened the door at her house on our first date. I squeed "Doggie!" He liked the squeeing human and accepted me into the family.

/RIP big doggie
 
2017-04-16 07:45:03 PM  
Our senior pup loves when we baby talk to him.
 
2017-04-16 07:55:45 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: MrsOLG's very large dog had a sense which boyfriends were douchebags and would respond appropriately.

MrsOLGDog was the first family member I met on her side, when I opened the door at her house on our first date. I squeed "Doggie!" He liked the squeeing human and accepted me into the family.

/RIP big doggie


Well duh, you went all beta.

/all animals will get talked to commensurate with their cuteness, and regardless of age or maturity
 
2017-04-16 08:59:58 PM  
Cute puppy thread?

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Cute puppy thread.
 
2017-04-16 09:13:44 PM  

Herr Morgenstern: Cute puppy thread?

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Cute puppy thread.


Well that gives us paws.
 
2017-04-17 12:22:21 AM  
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My pupper roaring triumphant after vanquishing the neighbour's doggo.
 
2017-04-17 07:40:59 AM  
Good job, guys! You did a good study, didn't you! Oh look at you, so proud! All published and everything! Yes, yes you did! You're the best scientists in the world! Yes you are! Yes you really are!
 
2017-04-17 02:10:18 PM  
Every day I ask my dog, "Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? Is it you? Are you my good boy?"

Nine years I've been doing this, and that little shiat still has not deigned to answer. Oh, he'll eat my food, he'll sleep on my furniture, he'll play with the toys I give him, but will he answer a simple farking question? No he will not.

Sleep lightly, dog. My patience wears thin.
 
2017-04-17 06:04:27 PM  
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