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2017-04-16 11:23:34 AM  
I don't know if I'd give him the douchenozzle of the decade award.  I mean, he's a pretty good description of a douchenozzle, but he's just a f*ckup, an idiot who just is a douchenozzle.

/now, pharmabro, he may be the douchenozzle of the decade
 
2017-04-16 11:27:44 AM  
Sorry subby, but the douchenozzle of the decade is currently in the Whitehouse.

/ or equally likely at his dump in Florida, i don't really care enough to check
 
2017-04-16 12:29:59 PM  

DammitIForgotMyLogin: Sorry subby, but the douchenozzle of the decade is currently in the Whitehouse.

/ or equally likely at his dump in Florida, i don't really care enough to check


Here's a handy website that makes it easy to know:
https://istrumpatmaralago.org/
 
2017-04-16 02:00:36 PM  
Sorry, kid. Your family may have been D-III rich, but to get out, you need to be SEC/Penn State rich.
 
2017-04-16 02:13:25 PM  
Christ, what an asshole. I hope he dies slowly and painfully from cancer.
 
2017-04-16 02:42:58 PM  

King Something: Christ, what an asshole. I hope he dies slowly and painfully from cancer.


I wouldn't wish that on cancer.
 
2017-04-16 03:03:13 PM  
Sorry Trump, you'll have to wait a bit longer before you appoint him to head up the department of transportation.
 
2017-04-16 03:05:28 PM  

DammitIForgotMyLogin: Sorry subby, but the douchenozzle of the decade is currently in the Whitehouse.


Oh? Is Obama visiting?
 
2017-04-16 03:06:22 PM  
There are so many douchenozzles these days I've lost track of them all.

img.fark.net
 
2017-04-16 03:08:08 PM  
When he does get out, he should be on probation for another ten years where he's confined to a mobile home in the deep South with no air conditioning.
 
2017-04-16 03:15:59 PM  
What is with his eyelids? I think his IQ would improve ten points if he could farking open his eyes.
 
2017-04-16 03:24:17 PM  
Do your TWO years and STFU already, asswipe.
 
2017-04-16 03:26:46 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-16 03:27:57 PM  
he KILLED FOUR people. and only gets 2 years in prison.

What
The
F*ck
 
2017-04-16 03:29:29 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Sorry, kid. Your family may have been D-III rich, but to get out, you need to be SEC/Penn State rich.


Yeah, his family was upper middle class but spoiled him like they were Rockefellers. Giving him a fancy car, nice clothes and a credit card may make him the big man on campus at the local private school but it isn't get him out of a probaition violation after a slap on the wrist for dwi that killed 4 people. That takes being golfing buddies with the governor money and the huge campaign donation that goes with it.
 
2017-04-16 03:31:15 PM  
I don't hate him as much as I hate his parents.
 
2017-04-16 03:31:30 PM  
I thought Tom DeLay and the Enron guys were already out of prison or dead.

Oh, that Texas douchnozzle.
 
2017-04-16 03:32:00 PM  
Worth a try, I suppose...

CLUELESS douchenozzle of the decade, I guess.
 
2017-04-16 03:32:20 PM  

Barnacles!: he KILLED FOUR people. and only gets 2 years in prison.

What
The
F*ck


It's actually worse than that. He only got jail time because he violated his probation. If pictures of him drinking didn't surface on the internet, he'd still be a free man boy.
 
2017-04-16 03:34:41 PM  

megarian: I don't hate him as much as I hate his parents.


See, that's how I feel too.  His parents did this as much as he did.  No one ever brings that up.
 
2017-04-16 03:37:25 PM  
tse2.mm.bing.net
 
2017-04-16 03:38:53 PM  
The real douchenozzles are the ones who fell for "affluenza" as a legal defense.
 
2017-04-16 03:43:59 PM  

Barnacles!: he KILLED FOUR people. and only gets 2 years in prison.

What
The
F*ck


Benefits of being white and Rich, or white, or Rich or all of the above
 
2017-04-16 03:44:32 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
jvl [BareFark]
2017-04-16 03:51:14 PM  

megarian: I don't hate him as much as I hate his parents.


I don't hate his parents as much as I hate the psych who claimed it was a mental condition.

/ Still plenty of hate to go around
 
2017-04-16 04:00:03 PM  

randomjsa: DammitIForgotMyLogin: Sorry subby, but the douchenozzle of the decade is currently in the Whitehouse.

Oh? Is Obama visiting?


No, your Orange God Emperor of the Trolls had another senior moment and sent out a couple of tweets that confused Festivus' airing of grievances, with Easter Sunday.  http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/trump-spends-easter-morning-​t​weeting-tax-returns-election-article-1.3061521
 
2017-04-16 04:00:05 PM  

megarian: I don't hate him as much as I hate his parents.


Clearly his so called parents, never learned responsibility themselves. I blame the Grandparents.
 
2017-04-16 04:01:09 PM  

UsikFark: What is with his eyelids? I think his IQ would improve ten points if he could farking open his eyes.


Fetal alcohol syndrome.

img.fark.net
 
2017-04-16 04:05:09 PM  

megarian: I don't hate him as much as I hate his parents.


I think you could if you tried.
 
2017-04-16 04:06:04 PM  

randomjsa: DammitIForgotMyLogin: Sorry subby, but the douchenozzle of the decade is currently in the Whitehouse.

Oh? Is Obama visiting?


Oh, you're one of those?
 
2017-04-16 04:07:23 PM  

Phelon Hardtimes: megarian: I don't hate him as much as I hate his parents.

See, that's how I feel too.  His parents did this as much as he did.  No one ever brings that up.


Your memory is short.  The mother is just as reviled as her son.
 
2017-04-16 04:07:45 PM  
He looks like teen Hitler.
 
2017-04-16 04:08:03 PM  

Billy Liar: megarian: I don't hate him as much as I hate his parents.

I think you could if you tried.


I believe in myself.

I can do it.
 
2017-04-16 04:12:10 PM  

LisaNeedsBraces: Phelon Hardtimes: megarian: I don't hate him as much as I hate his parents.

See, that's how I feel too.  His parents did this as much as he did.  No one ever brings that up.

Your memory is short.  The mother is just as reviled as her son.


Negative.  I remember her shuffling her son off to Mexico but there is never any shade thrown on Mom and Dad.
 
2017-04-16 04:13:14 PM  

Phelon Hardtimes: LisaNeedsBraces: Phelon Hardtimes: megarian: I don't hate him as much as I hate his parents.

See, that's how I feel too.  His parents did this as much as he did.  No one ever brings that up.

Your memory is short.  The mother is just as reviled as her son.

Negative.  I remember her shuffling her son off to Mexico but there is never any shade thrown on Mom and Dad.


I'm almost certain that the father is neutered at this point in that family.
 
2017-04-16 04:20:36 PM  
Maybe we should start a joke gofundme in his name.  The reactions would be priceless, we might end up on fark!
 
2017-04-16 04:23:09 PM  

schubie: He looks like teen Hitler.


The next accident he's planning will kill 5,999,996 people. He's going to need a bigger vehicle.
 
2017-04-16 04:26:01 PM  

Phelon Hardtimes: LisaNeedsBraces: Phelon Hardtimes: megarian: I don't hate him as much as I hate his parents.

See, that's how I feel too.  His parents did this as much as he did.  No one ever brings that up.

Your memory is short.  The mother is just as reviled as her son.

Negative.  I remember her shuffling her son off to Mexico but there is never any shade thrown on Mom and Dad.


ORLY
http://www.fark.com/comments/8979935/Family-of-Affluenza-teen-Ethan-C​o​uch-find-that-it-is-even-easier-to-bribe-judges-in-Mexico

33 search results for "mom", 12 for "mother", 22 for "parents."
 
2017-04-16 04:30:06 PM  

Phelon Hardtimes: LisaNeedsBraces: Phelon Hardtimes: megarian: I don't hate him as much as I hate his parents.

See, that's how I feel too.  His parents did this as much as he did.  No one ever brings that up.

Your memory is short.  The mother is just as reviled as her son.

Negative.  I remember her shuffling her son off to Mexico but there is never any shade thrown on Mom and Dad.


Hmmm, Mommy runs away with him to Mexico and is completely and utterly vilified by virtually everyone except for those few "you wouldn't understand, a parent will do anything for their child" idiots.

Daddy probably gets off easier because he disappeared from the public eye  earlier than Mommy, but at the time his business got hammered.

And where the hell did "throw shade" come from?  In my day we said throw shiat and we meant it (occasionally even literally).  Sorry it sounds as stupid as most of the phrases I remember from the 60's and 70's.
 
2017-04-16 04:30:59 PM  

ComaToast: schubie: He looks like teen Hitler.

The next accident he's planning will kill 5,999,996 people. He's going to need a bigger vehicle.


Hitler killed 6M jews, but the final total was higher, perhaps 10M-20M.
 
2017-04-16 04:32:05 PM  

Glitchwerks: There are so many douchenozzles these days I've lost track of them all.

[img.fark.net image 750x600]


Good ol' King Douchnozzle Von Crunk.

I forget about him sometimes.
 
2017-04-16 04:36:39 PM  

interstellar_tedium: Phelon Hardtimes: LisaNeedsBraces: Phelon Hardtimes: megarian: I don't hate him as much as I hate his parents.

See, that's how I feel too.  His parents did this as much as he did.  No one ever brings that up.

Your memory is short.  The mother is just as reviled as her son.

Negative.  I remember her shuffling her son off to Mexico but there is never any shade thrown on Mom and Dad.

Hmmm, Mommy runs away with him to Mexico and is completely and utterly vilified by virtually everyone except for those few "you wouldn't understand, a parent will do anything for their child" idiots.

Daddy probably gets off easier because he disappeared from the public eye  earlier than Mommy, but at the time his business got hammered.

And where the hell did "throw shade" come from?  In my day we said throw shiat and we meant it (occasionally even literally).  Sorry it sounds as stupid as most of the phrases I remember from the 60's and 70's.


Don't apologize.  It doesn't count if you don't mean it gramps.
 
2017-04-16 04:44:14 PM  

Badafuco: Glitchwerks: There are so many douchenozzles these days I've lost track of them all.

[img.fark.net image 750x600]

Good ol' King Douchnozzle Von Crunk.

I forget about him sometimes.


Anyone remember Gawker?
http://gawker.com/392686/cash-waving-craigslist-players-fury-these-ph​o​tos-are-mines
 
2017-04-16 04:59:22 PM  

UsikFark: What is with his eyelids? I think his IQ would improve ten points if he could farking open his eyes.


You'd understand why he doesn't open his eyes if you knew the backstory of his parents.

UsikFark: Phelon Hardtimes: LisaNeedsBraces: Phelon Hardtimes: megarian: I don't hate him as much as I hate his parents.

See, that's how I feel too.  His parents did this as much as he did.  No one ever brings that up.

Your memory is short.  The mother is just as reviled as her son.

Negative.  I remember her shuffling her son off to Mexico but there is never any shade thrown on Mom and Dad.

ORLY
http://www.fark.com/comments/8979935/Family-of-Affluenza-teen-Ethan-Co​uch-find-that-it-is-even-easier-to-bribe-judges-in-Mexico

33 search results for "mom", 12 for "mother", 22 for "parents."


Tonya Couch last seen tending bar in Azle, TX, while wearing an ankle monitor.  August, 2016

http://www.wfaa.com/news/local/tonya-couchs-new-job-bartender/3064639​9​9
 
2017-04-16 05:13:16 PM  
media.giphy.com
 
2017-04-16 05:29:35 PM  
He killed four people. He should be serving four consecutive twenty-year sentences. With time off for good behavior he might be out in sixty years.
 
2017-04-16 05:37:18 PM  

jvl: megarian: I don't hate him as much as I hate his parents.

I don't hate his parents as much as I hate the psych who claimed it was a mental condition.

/ Still plenty of hate to go around


It's a free market, he got paid a lot of money to make it up, pay me enough and I'll put my morals aside enough to make up technobabble too.

Blame the idiots that fell for it and gave him a slap on the wrist.

Personally, I'm waiting for someone to pull off a reverse affluenza defense.  A minority gets off because they're so disillusioned by years of oppression and racist policies that they didn't care anymore.
 
2017-04-16 05:40:40 PM  

chawco: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 600x399]


Thanks for that.  I always thought a petard was a flag.  Now I know better.
 
2017-04-16 05:41:29 PM  

Phelon Hardtimes: LisaNeedsBraces: Phelon Hardtimes: megarian: I don't hate him as much as I hate his parents.

See, that's how I feel too.  His parents did this as much as he did.  No one ever brings that up.

Your memory is short.  The mother is just as reviled as her son.

Negative.  I remember her shuffling her son off to Mexico but there is never any shade thrown on Mom and Dad.


Dad is in jail for impersonating a cop....  They split after the Mexico debacle.  The whole family is just some crazy redneck family that somehow had money.
 
2017-04-16 05:48:37 PM  

dkulprit: Dad is in jail for impersonating a cop....  They split after the Mexico debacle.  The whole family is just some crazy redneck family that somehow had money.


Welp, that's good to know.  Maybe i've been subconsciously avoided reading about them.  Thankfully farkers have let me know the error of my post.
 
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