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(ESPN)   Four NHL games with the series switching to the lower seeded teams' cities for Game 3. Who do you have with the Wild-Blues, Penguins-Blue Jackets, Canadiens-Rangers, and Oilers-Sharks? The fun begins at 3pm ET   ( espn.com) divider line
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2017-04-16 01:43:57 AM  
AND NOW!  Molson XXX and Burger King Present!


The Official FARK NHL Playoff Thread Checklist!!

1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fansMargot time!
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Arrogant Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat
14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Atlantic Division complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)TIED!(along with accompanying soft B&D pics)
33)(Goalies name here) says NO!
34)SatanBergman.jpg
35)The first cup of Goonjuice in the evening
36)Danger Zone!
37)The goalie just said fark it and left!
38)PING!
39)GameOn!!.jpg
 
2017-04-16 08:56:00 AM  
Today's sched...
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Easter dinnering with the extended family.. Hope to maybe be back to catch the 3rd period of the Habs game. GO PLAYOFF HOCKEY!!
 
2017-04-16 09:05:08 AM  
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2017-04-16 09:48:31 AM  
[stumbles into the thread muttering something about late night west coast hockey... (Ducks up 2-0 woo) & slowly and carefully moves his head to look around]  Happy Easter all, glad that there is time to do the family stuff before the hockey starts up again... [stumbles back out whining about needing a bucket of coffee to sit in...]
 
2017-04-16 09:56:20 AM  
Very low key Easter today. It would be playing foot-hockey with the cousins on the porch downstairs at my uncle's/aunt's place in days gone by.

/that was a BS call on Chara
 
2017-04-16 10:00:03 AM  
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2017-04-16 10:03:08 AM  
Go Pens
Go Oilers
 
2017-04-16 10:06:36 AM  
Did Easter dinner last night, but we're doing Easter brunch today.  Thanks to the Chicago contingent of my family needing to get home at a reasonable hour today, there's a 10% chance I'll be back in time for the opening faceoff.
 
2017-04-16 10:11:39 AM  
Go Pens!
We don't want to have another game at PPG Place with the Jackets, ya know.
 
2017-04-16 10:21:46 AM  
Also itd be great if all the rags took the habs to 7 games
 
2017-04-16 10:25:24 AM  

lindalouwho: Go Pens!
We don't want to have another game at PPG Place with the Jackets, ya know.


Sure we do!
 
2017-04-16 10:27:15 AM  
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I am having FAR too much fun with the B52s this week
 
2017-04-16 10:30:21 AM  

harleyquinnical: lindalouwho: Go Pens!
We don't want to have another game at PPG Place with the Jackets, ya know.

Sure we do!


That is erroneous

Sweeps are in this year
 
2017-04-16 12:02:00 PM  

Eclectic: [img.fark.net image 640x480]

I am having FAR too much fun with the B52s this week


Bah, no such thing!  More B-52 fun, I say! MOAR!
 
2017-04-16 12:04:38 PM  

mikaloyd: harleyquinnical: lindalouwho: Go Pens!
We don't want to have another game at PPG Place with the Jackets, ya know.

Sure we do!

That is erroneous

Sweeps are in this year


I thought sweeps were next month
 
2017-04-16 12:17:29 PM  

mikaloyd: harleyquinnical: lindalouwho: Go Pens!
We don't want to have another game at PPG Place with the Jackets, ya know.

Sure we do!

That is erroneous

Sweeps are in this year


Damn straight.
The smooth and effective brushing away of dirt and litter.

/runs like hell
 
2017-04-16 12:21:07 PM  

mikaloyd: harleyquinnical: lindalouwho: Go Pens!
We don't want to have another game at PPG Place with the Jackets, ya know.

Sure we do!

That is erroneous

Sweeps are in this year


The Bruins and Capitals didn't get the memo.
 
2017-04-16 12:28:10 PM  

lindalouwho: mikaloyd: harleyquinnical: lindalouwho: Go Pens!
We don't want to have another game at PPG Place with the Jackets, ya know.

Sure we do!

That is erroneous

Sweeps are in this year

Damn straight.
The smooth and effective brushing away of dirt and litter.

/runs like hell


Hurry hard!
 
2017-04-16 12:43:43 PM  

jaylectricity: mikaloyd: harleyquinnical: lindalouwho: Go Pens!
We don't want to have another game at PPG Place with the Jackets, ya know.

Sure we do!

That is erroneous

Sweeps are in this year

The Bruins and Capitals didn't get the memo.


Yeah, no sweep.
Both got punched in the face, though.
 
2017-04-16 12:47:26 PM  

Polish Hussar: lindalouwho: mikaloyd: harleyquinnical: lindalouwho: Go Pens!
We don't want to have another game at PPG Place with the Jackets, ya know.

Sure we do!

That is erroneous

Sweeps are in this year

Damn straight.
The smooth and effective brushing away of dirt and litter.

/runs like hell

Hurry hard!

exuberant exhortations


I like!
 
2017-04-16 01:17:34 PM  

Polish Hussar: Eclectic: [img.fark.net image 640x480]

I am having FAR too much fun with the B52s this week

Bah, no such thing!  More B-52 fun, I say! MOAR!


On it!
 
2017-04-16 01:29:53 PM  
You know who's happiest about that Toronto-Washington game not going to a 3rd OT? The arena staff in Washington. They had to turn the arena around to host a basketball game at noon, so they probably had 8 hours from the arena being cleared last night to get it ready.
 
2017-04-16 01:48:26 PM  

desertgeek: You know who's happiest about that Toronto-Washington game not going to a 3rd OT? The arena staff in Washington. They had to turn the arena around to host a basketball game at noon, so they probably had 8 hours from the arena being cleared last night to get it ready.


Basketball?  They still play that crap?
 
2017-04-16 01:51:36 PM  
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2017-04-16 02:01:33 PM  
Matinee Easter Sunday playoff hockey. It simply does not get better than this.

After brunch: ripping up my bracket and burning it ritually.
 
2017-04-16 02:12:20 PM  
images.duckduckgo.com
 
2017-04-16 02:24:03 PM  
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2017-04-16 02:26:41 PM  

robertus: [img.fark.net image 480x252]


funnied
 
2017-04-16 02:31:48 PM  
Hoping I can find time to watch the Blues play.  Folks are having Easter here with immediate family coming over.  Will be quite a noisy gathering, and not just because of my baby niece!
 
2017-04-16 02:34:16 PM  
Well this will be the first thing I will post today.  About the Stanley Cup think it's going to be placed on Elgin Street in Ottawa.

http://lordstanleysgift.com/
 
2017-04-16 02:35:59 PM  
I really want the Penguins to lose the series, but that doesn't look like it is going to happen, so come on Columbus, avoid the sweep.
 
2017-04-16 02:38:16 PM  
That Leafs-Caps game nearly ruined my liver.

Been some really great hockey this year. I don't know what's up with the Blackhawks, but I'm not complaining other than their losing messes up my bracket. Sometimes, when you lose, you still win.
 
2017-04-16 02:39:04 PM  

ytterbium: Matinee Easter Sunday playoff hockey. It simply does not get better than this.

After brunch: ripping up my bracket and burning it ritually.


Brunch is complete; much kielbasa, breakfast pastry, and quiche was had.  Watching the Tigers with the family as a hockey appetizer.
 
2017-04-16 02:40:56 PM  
ytterbium, Recoil Therapy  said you were looking for me recently in the "close to greatness" thread.  Sorry, I've been traveling with the girl lately and haven't been around.

What's up?
 
2017-04-16 02:43:07 PM  

Polish Hussar: ytterbium: Matinee Easter Sunday playoff hockey. It simply does not get better than this.

After brunch: ripping up my bracket and burning it ritually.

Brunch is complete; much kielbasa, breakfast pastry, and quiche was had.  Watching the Tigers with the family as a hockey appetizer.


I have been threatening to make quiche Lorraine for a week.  It will be done.
 
2017-04-16 02:43:34 PM  
Wild-Blues, or BBCA showing the Doctor Who episode where Karen Gillian channels her inner Laura Roslyn-era Mary McDonnell?

/who am I kidding....
 
2017-04-16 02:44:02 PM  

rohar: ytterbium, Recoil Therapy  said you were looking for me recently in the "close to greatness" thread.  Sorry, I've been traveling with the girl lately and haven't been around.

What's up?


Wooooo there you are! Thanks RT for letting him know.

I don't want to clog up the thread so could we take it offline? It's about junior hockey and my Jr.

I'll put my real E in P for a few minutes, don't use the ultrafark email.
 
2017-04-16 02:46:10 PM  
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2017-04-16 02:49:15 PM  

ytterbium: rohar: ytterbium, Recoil Therapy  said you were looking for me recently in the "close to greatness" thread.  Sorry, I've been traveling with the girl lately and haven't been around.

What's up?

Wooooo there you are! Thanks RT for letting him know.

I don't want to clog up the thread so could we take it offline? It's about junior hockey and my Jr.

I'll put my real E in P for a few minutes, don't use the ultrafark email.


Ok, as is customary, you put your EIP, so I put my BIE.

Now take that E out of your P.  :)
 
2017-04-16 02:51:40 PM  

harleyquinnical: I have been threatening to make quiche Lorraine for a week. It will be done.


img.fark.net
 
2017-04-16 02:54:04 PM  

rohar: ytterbium: rohar: ytterbium, Recoil Therapy  said you were looking for me recently in the "close to greatness" thread.  Sorry, I've been traveling with the girl lately and haven't been around.

What's up?

Wooooo there you are! Thanks RT for letting him know.

I don't want to clog up the thread so could we take it offline? It's about junior hockey and my Jr.

I'll put my real E in P for a few minutes, don't use the ultrafark email.

Ok, as is customary, you put your EIP, so I put my BIE.

Now take that E out of your P.  :)


You probably have a better rack than I do, sadly.

Thanks!
 
2017-04-16 02:54:25 PM  

Eclectic: harleyquinnical: I have been threatening to make quiche Lorraine for a week. It will be done.

[img.fark.net image 500x369]


I don't know if our quiches had varietal names, but one was cheese, ham, potatoes, and onion.  The other was sausage, mushroom, and asparagus.
 
2017-04-16 02:55:49 PM  

Eclectic: harleyquinnical: I have been threatening to make quiche Lorraine for a week. It will be done.

[img.fark.net image 500x369]


Sexy quiche lorraine in my glory box
 
2017-04-16 02:56:06 PM  

Polish Hussar: Eclectic: harleyquinnical: I have been threatening to make quiche Lorraine for a week. It will be done.

[img.fark.net image 500x369]

I don't know if our quiches had varietal names, but one was cheese, ham, potatoes, and onion.  The other was sausage, mushroom, and asparagus.


Finally chop that asparagus and I'm in.
 
2017-04-16 02:56:15 PM  
I just made good ole bacon, scrambled eggs, toast and melon. However I do make THE best scrambled eggs.

Tonight we dine at Gulistan, PH you must try it when you're down here again.
 
2017-04-16 02:58:15 PM  

ytterbium: Tonight we dine at Gulistan,


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2017-04-16 02:58:17 PM  

mikaloyd: Eclectic: harleyquinnical: I have been threatening to make quiche Lorraine for a week. It will be done.

[img.fark.net image 500x369]

Sexy quiche lorraine in my glory box


Nommmm. Tho I will say that I don't want harley to change a thing in her quiche recipe. Sooo fricking good.
 
2017-04-16 02:59:12 PM  

Polish Hussar: Eclectic: harleyquinnical: I have been threatening to make quiche Lorraine for a week. It will be done.

[img.fark.net image 500x369]

I don't know if our quiches had varietal names, but one was cheese, ham, potatoes, and onion.  The other was sausage, mushroom, and asparagus.


Oooooh. Both sound great :)

/Perhaps I should maybe have some lunch. Kinda forgot to eat much so far today.
 
2017-04-16 03:00:14 PM  
Calling 1-1 for the Columbus home stand
 
2017-04-16 03:01:14 PM  
Shut Up, Pierre!
 
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