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(Some experimenter)   ER nurse: "You are the stupidest person I've ever met." People share stupid things they've done out of sheer curiosity. I'm gonna take a wild guess and say there are few - if any - females among these would-be Einsteins   ( knowable.com) divider line
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2017-04-15 08:38:02 PM  
I've done a few of those.
 
2017-04-15 08:45:45 PM  
Reminds me of the time went to see my uncle in the hospital.

"Yeah we're here to see the idiot."
"Nailgun?"
"Yep."
"Right this way"
 
2017-04-15 09:20:32 PM  
Men are made unbalanced.  It is an integral part of being male.
 
2017-04-15 09:48:45 PM  
I once taunted the Happy Fun Ball.


Once.
 
2017-04-15 11:48:53 PM  
*pffft*

/My nurse gf tells me that all the time
//And she don't even work the ER
 
2017-04-15 11:58:22 PM  
It's unfortunate that you can only de-slidifey certain websites.
 
2017-04-16 12:00:19 AM  

ski9600: It's unfortunate that you can only de-slidifey certain websites.


Wasn't as bad as some of those lists, where they put one entry per page.
 
2017-04-16 12:00:48 AM  
This headline is train wreck.
 
2017-04-16 12:01:47 AM  
At least some of the submissions are from females, e.g. #19.

Testosterone is a major factor in the disparity.  Also men are more likely to overestimate their own intelligence, and less likely to take to heart the saying "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt"
 
2017-04-16 12:05:11 AM  
A few days ago I poked a rattlesnake with a small rock.

I was on a hike with my kids (boys, 9 and 11) and we saw a snake lying on the side of the trail sunning itself.  I looked at it and concluded it was a gopher snake.  Not being sure if it was dead I decided to poke it with a rock, a bit behind its head.  It immediately sprang into a coiled configuration and started hissing and shaking its tail.  No rattle there since it was a baby, maybe 2 ft long, but the tail was clearly doing the dance.  I felt pretty dumb afterward and told my kids not to be dipshiats like dad.
 
TWX
2017-04-16 12:05:39 AM  
The battery-lick picture was a nice attempt at funny, but, "Then, being pretty artsy, I mixed acrylic paint to match the color. As far as I know, they never found out about my journey to the center of the wall." actually got me.
 
2017-04-16 12:08:48 AM  
Stupidest thing I did?  Climbed a not sure how high waterfall with water flowing over it (admittedly during the middle of summer) with no shoes, ropes, etc.  Would have been fine but I followed someone who was less experienced and quite frankly a chicken who froze at the top.  Went around him and helped him up, but seriously this guy could have just fallen and taken me out because he freaked.
 
2017-04-16 12:09:58 AM  
I got $20 says I can out stupid any of you.

Trust me, I have done some REALLY stupid stuff.
 
2017-04-16 12:10:55 AM  
Called my wife the "C" word once.

Once.
 
2017-04-16 12:11:18 AM  
Morgan: I've been reviewing your corporate records. Regarding last Monday's delivery, why did it take twice as long as scheduled?

Leela: Fry got his head stuck in a crater.

Fry: (ashamed) I thought it would fit.
 
TWX
2017-04-16 12:11:59 AM  

DannyBrandt: I got $20 says I can out stupid any of you.

Trust me, I have done some REALLY stupid stuff.


Johnny Knoxville, is that you?
 
2017-04-16 12:12:08 AM  
I have a $102,000 mistake I made 7 months ago.
 
2017-04-16 12:13:33 AM  
ER nurse: "You are the stupidest person I've ever met." People share stupid things they've done out of sheer curiosity. I'm gonna take a wild guess and say there are few - if any - females among these would-be Einsteins

Well...there's a reason for that.  There's lots of things you cannot attribute to womens.  Like getting elected president.
 
2017-04-16 12:13:56 AM  
Don't ever fall in love. Ever.
 
2017-04-16 12:14:15 AM  

DannyBrandt: I got $20 says I can out stupid any of you.

Trust me, I have done some REALLY stupid stuff.


Bet taken, at 19 I skied down a scree (small rock) field, over a 4k foot cliff, and paraglided into the valley below.
 
2017-04-16 12:14:19 AM  
In addition to having two X chromosomes that filters out some of the stupid of only having one, woman are already risk takers. You don't think women see danger, subby?

Louis CK - On Dating - Men the number one threat to women
Youtube yRzs7v0do_Q
 
2017-04-16 12:14:44 AM  

DannyBrandt: I got $20 says I can out stupid any of you.

Trust me, I have done some REALLY stupid stuff.


I don't know about that.  When I was about 13 I got mad and hit a basketball on the ground with a baseball bat.  Where did the bat rebound?  Laid me out.
 
2017-04-16 12:16:12 AM  

DannyBrandt: I have a $102,000 mistake I made 7 months ago.


Got married?
 
2017-04-16 12:17:20 AM  

robodog: DannyBrandt: I got $20 says I can out stupid any of you.

Trust me, I have done some REALLY stupid stuff.

Bet taken, at 19 I skied down a scree (small rock) field, over a 4k foot cliff, and paraglided into the valley below.


Granted. Give me four recipients of TF and I will make it  happen.
 
2017-04-16 12:17:40 AM  
I made a pot of coffee the other day and completely forgot to put the pot in place after setting the timer. Wake up to a counter covered in coffee.
 
TWX
2017-04-16 12:18:21 AM  

DannyBrandt: I have a $102,000 mistake I made 7 months ago.


Pfft, amateur. I made a mistake seven months ago that's going to cost me about $500,000 in the next 22 year.
 
2017-04-16 12:18:44 AM  
Great post, sexistmitter.
 
TWX
2017-04-16 12:19:09 AM  

TWX: DannyBrandt: I have a $102,000 mistake I made 7 months ago.

Pfft, amateur. I made a mistake seven months ago that's going to cost me about $500,000 in the next 22 year.


And apparently I continue to make little mistakes too.
 
TWX
2017-04-16 12:20:19 AM  

Begoggle: Great post, sexistmitter.


I've never heard a member of the fairer sex say, "Hold my beer and watch this," or, "I saw it in a cartoon but I think I can do it."
 
2017-04-16 12:21:05 AM  
I once clicked through a listicle about stupid things people do from the Fark main page. Crashed my browser and gave Malwarebytes a raging hard-on.
 
2017-04-16 12:22:20 AM  

DannyBrandt: robodog: DannyBrandt: I got $20 says I can out stupid any of you.

Trust me, I have done some REALLY stupid stuff.

Bet taken, at 19 I skied down a scree (small rock) field, over a 4k foot cliff, and paraglided into the valley below.

Granted. Give me four recipients of TF and I will make it  happen.


I'll take one, find 3 worthy posters for the rest.
 
2017-04-16 12:23:41 AM  
 
2017-04-16 12:24:08 AM  
Slipping around naked on a wet bathroom floor isn't stupid.  It more like genius if you ask me.  He even admitting it was great fun.  Where's the downside?
 
2017-04-16 12:26:02 AM  
two things I really regretted doing.
1.  Putting Absorbine Jr on my genitals.
2. Using a taser on my leg to see what it feels like.
 
2017-04-16 12:27:17 AM  
I'm guilty of #14. Stepping on a rake does exactly the cartoon effect and will ring your skull like a bell. And don't think you can catch it first either, that's where I went wrong...

nekom: Reminds me of the time went to see my uncle in the hospital.

"Yeah we're here to see the idiot."
"Nailgun?"
"Yep."
"Right this way"


And now I'm wiping ice cream off of my new monitor.

Ima4nic8or: A few days ago I poked a rattlesnake with a small rock.

I was on a hike with my kids (boys, 9 and 11) and we saw a snake lying on the side of the trail sunning itself.  I looked at it and concluded it was a gopher snake.  Not being sure if it was dead I decided to poke it with a rock, a bit behind its head.  It immediately sprang into a coiled configuration and started hissing and shaking its tail.  No rattle there since it was a baby, maybe 2 ft long, but the tail was clearly doing the dance.  I felt pretty dumb afterward and told my kids not to be dipshiats like dad.


You got trolled by a gopher snake, they mimic the behavior. Next time don't be such a wuss and just grab it...

/or better yet, just leave them all alone
 
2017-04-16 12:30:30 AM  
All I'm saying is, don't assume people are your friends.

They probably aren't. And even people you think love you will sell you up the river for like ten f*cking dollars.

People are f*cking EVIl..

People are dick.
 
2017-04-16 12:31:32 AM  

Sgygus: Men are made unbalanced.  It is an integral part of being male.


And it pays off. For every ounce of fun we have women only have .77 ounces.
 
2017-04-16 12:32:19 AM  

craigdamage: Called my wife the "C" word once.

Once.


You're lucky

/that you're still living
//let that slip around Mrs pm...she's *Irish*
///you figure out the rest...

BTW...# 15...*comic gold*
 
2017-04-16 12:32:39 AM  
To be fair, Einstein wasn't a female, either.
 
2017-04-16 12:33:00 AM  
Two disturbingly similar stupid things

1. I was flying to scotland for a solo bicycle tour, and the kid next to me was really obnoxious, so I decided to make two tiny earplugs out of toilet paper and water. They worked great! T

Then we descended, the air pressure changed and both earplugs got sucked deep into my ear canals where I couldn't remove them.

I went to the first aid station at the airport, and they said they couldn't put tweezers in my ear to try and remove them for insurance reasons, and would have to pay to go to the doctor - which I didnt have time for - so I bought some tweezers, but couldn't get them out myself - they had gone right up against my eardrum.

I spent the first 2 days of my bicycle tour unable to understand anyone. I finally found a chemist (across the road from Robert Burns old house in Ayrshire) and bought an eyedropper to flush the stuff out, finally.

#2 Another bike tour, this time in big sur. I was camping out, but couldnt sleep because of people in a neighboring campsite. I decided not to make earplugs out of tissue paper, this time I brilliantly used tiny chunks of power bar. They worked great!

I woke up with my entire head covered in ants.
 
2017-04-16 12:33:28 AM  

Too Pretty For Prison: two things I really regretted doing.
1.  Putting Absorbine Jr on my genitals.
2. Using a taser on my leg to see what it feels like.


So... which one hurt more? Asking for a friend.
 
2017-04-16 12:34:19 AM  
My senior year in high school we were giving speeches in English class, demonstrating a skill that we knew.  I chose to show my class how to change an electric guitar string.  In some way I can't remember, it got caught in the guitar bridge and in the heat of the moment (I was terrified of speaking in front of class and nervous as hell), I wrapped the high E string - a thin string of steel - around my first finger and pulled to try and break it (of course it did not break).  I still remember just as it became apparent what I was about to do, the class mildly gasped and something in my brain said, "Dummy, are you thinking?", so when I pulled I instinctively held back just a little.  I ended up bloody but not as bad as it could have been if I'd pulled with my full force.  Still embarrassed about that one to this day.
 
2017-04-16 12:34:22 AM  

DannyBrandt: I got $20 says I can out stupid any of you.

Trust me, I have done some REALLY stupid stuff.


Do you live in western nebraska?

Everytime i go visit family there around christmas all they talk about is how many houses exploded from rednecks cooking trucker meth in their basement

Apparently breaking bad must be huge up there
 
2017-04-16 12:34:58 AM  

Ima4nic8or: A few days ago I poked a rattlesnake with a small rock.

I was on a hike with my kids (boys, 9 and 11) and we saw a snake lying on the side of the trail sunning itself.  I looked at it and concluded it was a gopher snake.  Not being sure if it was dead I decided to poke it with a rock, a bit behind its head.  It immediately sprang into a coiled configuration and started hissing and shaking its tail.  No rattle there since it was a baby, maybe 2 ft long, but the tail was clearly doing the dance.  I felt pretty dumb afterward and told my kids not to be dipshiats like dad.


Gopher snakes do that to mimic rattle snakes.
 
2017-04-16 12:37:42 AM  

germ78: I made a pot of coffee the other day and completely forgot to put the pot in place after setting the timer. Wake up to a counter covered in coffee.


Bet you never blew up the coffee pot!??

/forgot to fill the maker with water one night
//kitchen looked like a glass factory exploded the next morning!
///*male*
 
2017-04-16 12:38:01 AM  
In junior high we got busted putting on a miniature fireworks show in the library.

Ingredients: loose staples, gravity, and a floor-mounted 110v outlet.

Years later I visited my school- there was still a ring of tiny burn spots in the vinyl tiles around the outlet from the spark showers.
 
2017-04-16 12:38:34 AM  
You would assume wrong, sexist-mitter.
 
2017-04-16 12:39:39 AM  

OgreMagi: Ima4nic8or: A few days ago I poked a rattlesnake with a small rock.

I was on a hike with my kids (boys, 9 and 11) and we saw a snake lying on the side of the trail sunning itself.  I looked at it and concluded it was a gopher snake.  Not being sure if it was dead I decided to poke it with a rock, a bit behind its head.  It immediately sprang into a coiled configuration and started hissing and shaking its tail.  No rattle there since it was a baby, maybe 2 ft long, but the tail was clearly doing the dance.  I felt pretty dumb afterward and told my kids not to be dipshiats like dad.

Gopher snakes do that to mimic rattle snakes.


Btw rattlesnakes in south texas no longer rattle because it attracts feral hogs that eat them

So now you never know if its a gohper snake acting or a well trained rattlesnake

/just dont lead them so much
//Sure one of you know the reference
 
2017-04-16 12:42:42 AM  

DannyBrandt: I got $20 says I can out stupid any of you.

Trust me, I have done some REALLY stupid stuff.


Challenge accepted:

1. Hit a parked car going 40 mph on bicycle. Broken arm.
2. Smashed an Estes rocket engine open with a rock. Lit it. 3rd degree burns over 70% of my face.
3. Whipped a carving knife at a tree from 6 ft. Rebound hit me in the face, 6 stitches.
4.Moped, rope, cheap skateboard. July heat and hot asphalt. Bearings melted and seized at 30 mph. 

All before I left 6th grade.

And later, access to cars, motorcycles, boats, fire arms, gun powder, and alcohol, a/k/a junior high school.
 
2017-04-16 12:46:09 AM  
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