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(Daily Express)   Bikini with a capital bee   ( divider line
    More: Creepy, Toplessness, blonde woman smiles, Honey bee, sexy bikini car, Bee, bees, Insect, skimpy swimming attire  
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5982 clicks; posted to Geek » on 15 Apr 2017 at 10:28 PM (27 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2017-04-15 08:08:33 PM  
Boob bees
433 [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2017-04-15 08:49:23 PM  
That's pretty big for a b-cup
2017-04-15 08:59:17 PM
433 [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2017-04-15 09:07:23 PM  
Buzzfeed really missed out on breaking this one.
2017-04-15 09:28:47 PM  
Remember when you could just see an interesting picture on the internet?  Now every stupid picture needs a titillating headline, a subheadline that tells me I won't believe what I'll see, a couple of paragraphs explaining what the photo is, a shiattily cropped version that leaves the interesting thing out, AND THEN FINALLY THE farkING PICTURE.
2017-04-15 09:42:13 PM  
A woman and a man standing at a bus stop strike up a conversation. After some small talk. the woman asks, "Do you have any hobbies?" The man answers, "Yeah, I'm a bee keeper." "Oh," she says, "that sounds interesting. How many bees do you have?" "About 5,000." Wow," she says, "You must live in the country." "No," he replies, "I live in an apartment." "In an apartment?" she asks. "Well, where do you keep all the bees?" "In a shoe box," he replies. "You can't keep bees in a shoe box," she says, shocked. "They'll die!" "F@rk 'em. I hate bees."
2017-04-15 09:42:31 PM
2017-04-15 10:06:13 PM  
Ah, the land of Milk and Honey
2017-04-15 10:36:46 PM  

HighlanderRPI: Ah, the land of Milk and Honey

That was so bad I had to explain why I was laughing to my wife.
2017-04-15 10:47:34 PM  
the Elle McP slideshow made up for the clickbait.
2017-04-15 10:57:52 PM  
What poorly developed AI engrished its way through composing that article?
2017-04-15 11:14:10 PM  
I'd sting her.
2017-04-15 11:19:03 PM  
I'm assuming they were attracted to the remnants of the cinnabon she devoured and spilled all down herself
2017-04-15 11:21:17 PM  

bearded clamorer: Boob bees

/shakes tiny fist.
//Still bigger than the Trumpenfurhrer's.
2017-04-16 12:48:31 AM  

bearded clamorer: Boob bees

They do give the best milk.
2017-04-16 01:46:29 AM  
"Sara Mapelli, from Oregon, appeared in photographs with 12,000 crawling on her naked body."

With the denim down south she must be one of those never nudes.
2017-04-16 04:12:07 AM  
Wait, no Worm references that I only get because I'm force fed them constantly?  I've got to start spending more time on Fark.  I keep hanging out on the supergeek side of the internet, apparently.
2017-04-16 06:30:59 AM  
2017-04-16 07:17:59 AM  
Technically Bikini with a capital B is Bikini island.
2017-04-16 09:28:48 AM  

RogermcAllen: FTA:
"Sara Mapelli, from Oregon, appeared in photographs with 12,000 crawling on her naked body."

With the denim down south she must be one of those never nudes.

Don't you worry, she's cray cray, too.

Bee queen
2017-04-16 09:30:18 AM  
Fark, I am really disappoint !
2017-04-16 09:42:07 AM  

OlderGuy: Fark, I am really disappoint !

[ image 392x600]

Because the boob bees reference is in the Boobies?

Boobbeed in the boobies.
2017-04-16 10:45:20 AM  
Possibly fake. Since when are bees or breasts green in color. ?  And don't claim bees feet are lime green either.

Will view breasts without bees as proof.
2017-04-16 11:23:47 AM  

Bikini with a capital bee

2017-04-16 11:24:56 AM  
Chabash: Bee queen

"Alright, here she comes, remember everybody, don't mention the You Know What."
"Anyone for a cup of bee..I mean tea?"
2017-04-16 11:30:28 AM  
The picture seems to be attracting a lot of buzz.
Boe [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2017-04-16 12:21:08 PM  
That's about half a metric farkton of NOPE

/only half
2017-04-16 12:48:14 PM  
I have a lady friend who just started her own small apiary. She has over three dozen of the fuzzy little flyers.

But I think she's showing them off too much. Any guy shows the least bit of interest, and fast as lightning she has her 38 bees out for his examination.
2017-04-16 04:21:08 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: [ image 239x300]

Well, there goes my Bee-girl joke. But it was a horrible, horrible movie any way. In fact, it was so bad I hope that MST3K never wastes their time riffing it.
2017-04-16 04:41:17 PM  
Topless photos of Bee-list celebrities? I am disappoint.
433 [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2017-04-16 06:38:00 PM
2017-04-16 08:39:56 PM  

bearded clamorer: Boob bees

/Not sorry.
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