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(Daily Mail)   Police find tens of thousands of stolen panties and bras in man's house after brief search   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2017-04-15 12:37:29 PM  
In fairness, he was sort of obvious about the whole thing...

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2017-04-15 12:40:52 PM  
Sounds like they made some sort of raid
 
2017-04-15 01:03:43 PM  
Tens of thousands of panties stolen in just ten years?

When the hell did he find time to jack off with them?

/asking for a friend
 
2017-04-15 01:15:41 PM  
Arnold Layne had a strange hobby
Collecting clothes
Moonshine washing line
They suit him fine
On the wall hung a tall mirror
Distorted view, see through baby blue
Oh, Arnold Layne
It's not the same, takes two to know
Two to know, two to know
Why can't you see?
Arnold Layne, Arnold Layne, Arnold Layne, Arnold Layne

Now he's caught - a nasty sort of person
They gave him time
Doors bang - chain gang - he hates it
Oh, Arnold Layne
It's not the same, takes two to know
Two to know, two to know
Why can't you see?
Arnold Layne, Arnold Layne, Arnold Layne,
Arnold Layne don't do it again
 
2017-04-15 01:22:05 PM  
But shiat, he was almost done with phase 2!

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2017-04-15 03:11:07 PM  
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2017-04-15 03:20:22 PM  
Ugh, those comments.
 
2017-04-15 03:21:28 PM  

LionHound: But shiat, he was almost done with phase 2!

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Package and ship to Japan?
 
2017-04-15 03:22:20 PM  
.He was going to make a quilt.
 
2017-04-15 03:23:17 PM  
hubiestubert: In fairness, he was sort of obvious about the whole thingthong...

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FTFY
 
2017-04-15 03:24:48 PM  
Also, where did the police find them? In his drawers?

/so meta
 
2017-04-15 03:24:56 PM  

Salmon: Ugh, those comments.


I wouldn't expect much iambic pentameter over here, for that matter.
 
2017-04-15 03:25:43 PM  
Because the amount of underwear was too much, the police called for a tricycle to carry the stolen goods

Good thinking.
 
2017-04-15 03:27:25 PM  
Knicker nicker nicked.
 
2017-04-15 03:28:36 PM  
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2017-04-15 03:30:48 PM  
A prince will travel the country far and wide, to find the owners. It's only filtting.
 
2017-04-15 03:33:13 PM  
Were any tot mums gobsmacked by all the rubbish?
 
2017-04-15 03:34:45 PM  
Jokes on you! That's my vacation house.
 
2017-04-15 03:37:17 PM  

BitwiseShift: A prince will travel the country far and wide, to find the owners. It's only filtting.


I stand corrected.
 
2017-04-15 03:37:57 PM  
Sounds like he had a strange hobby

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2017-04-15 03:39:27 PM  
although that sounds large, i suspect in this case it was not too large for an insertion sort
 
2017-04-15 03:40:59 PM  
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Maybe he was creating tens of thousands of hot women...or nuclear missiles

/ceremonial
 
2017-04-15 03:43:50 PM  
Busted!
 
2017-04-15 03:48:46 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: [i.imgur.com image 453x250]

Maybe he was creating tens of thousands of hot women...or nuclear missiles

/ceremonial


You know, I'd forgotten that RDJr was in that movie...
 
2017-04-15 03:53:11 PM  
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2017-04-15 03:55:06 PM  

Aardvark Inc.: Knicker nicker nicked.


Please.
 
2017-04-15 03:59:48 PM  
I always seemed to end up with women's underwear at my place. Ladies I would date always seemed to leave it there. Still remember a former coworker that spent the night, woke up and freaked out about getting home before her boyfriend got home. She left hers over and I felt like such a dirty slutboy.
Now the roommate just leaves em all over the place, very unsexy.
 
2017-04-15 04:07:25 PM  
Two Piers Anthony threads in one weekend? I know they're optioning the Xanth series for cable, but this has to be one of the most poorly thought out viral campaigns ever.
 
2017-04-15 04:23:03 PM  
" I feel pretty
Oh, so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight"
 
2017-04-15 04:42:17 PM  
One of my femail coworkers in Japan (she's a Brit) kept losing pairs of underwear from her balcony (you hang-dry clothes outside in JP). At first she thought she hadn't clipped them tightly enough and the wind had taken them. No matter how carefully she clipped them, it continued. Eventually she realized that only the smallest, laceiest ones were missing and figured her neighboor was somehow stealing them from her balcony while she was out.

The above coworker got a Japanese BF later and though she preferred thongs he begged her to start wearing full bottom undies. Weirdo.
 
2017-04-15 06:35:46 PM  
And here I was just beginning to wonder what Topher Grace has been up to lately...

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Although I think he may have had a co-conspirator...

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2017-04-15 07:25:15 PM  
Guy in high school was caught breaking in to homes of girls in the class and stealing both their undies and their mom's undies.

CSB: Once me and a few friends were in the drafting/drawing room in shop and saw a strap hanging out of the drop-down ceiling tile. Opened it to find a sizable hoard of women's underwear. We stuffed it in the unpopular kid's desk and wondered WTF? Turned out the guy above had been raiding the Girl's locker room. He got caught by one of the Hispanic girl's brothers and had the shiat beat out of him. His nickname was "Waldo". He died last year from some genetic disorder, apparently. One weird kid.
 
2017-04-15 07:45:49 PM  
That's just your opinion, man.
 
2017-04-15 08:25:41 PM  
Can you imagine just how much spooge was all over those panties?  I bet they weighed twice what they did when they were new.
 
2017-04-15 08:37:33 PM  

Ima4nic8or: Can you imagine just how much spooge was all over those panties?  I bet they weighed twice what they did when they were new.


You're projecting.
 
2017-04-15 08:54:53 PM  
Just going to hazard a guess, that no one wants them back.
 
2017-04-15 08:56:03 PM  

phlegmmo: Ima4nic8or: Can you imagine just how much spooge was all over those panties?  I bet they weighed twice what they did when they were new.

You're projecting.


Something wrong with that?
 
2017-04-15 08:59:50 PM  

Ima4nic8or: phlegmmo: Ima4nic8or: Can you imagine just how much spooge was all over those panties?  I bet they weighed twice what they did when they were new.

You're projecting.

Something wrong with that?


Sorry.... NTTAWWT.
 
2017-04-16 02:32:10 AM  

hubiestubert: In fairness, he was sort of obvious about the whole thing...

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I never stood a chance at posting the same thing, did I?  *sniffle*
 
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