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2017-04-15 10:26:19 AM  
Long range.... I do not think those words mean what you think they mean.
 
2017-04-15 10:59:46 AM  
Trump's going to end up getting us a container ship sailing into New York Harbor with one of those big, crude North Korean nukes on it, instead of just manning up and telling Melania her palm-light is on and it's time for Carousel so he can bring some Disney Channel starlet up from the minors.
 
2017-04-15 11:07:52 AM  
Holy crap CNN. All I want to do when I click on a link to your site is read the story. Does anybody want to try to scroll down a page with 10 auto-play videos?

With that out of the way, I have a feeling that our anus-faced lying idiot-in-chief will see these parade images and immediately become jealous. His parades would be so yyuge, the best, with real ICBMs, MOABS, Tomahawks, daisy-cutters, bunker-busters, tactical nukes, practical nukes, fantastic, amazing, beautiful nukes. USA USA USA MAAAAGGAAAA!
 
2017-04-15 11:10:17 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Trump's going to end up getting us a container ship sailing into

New York Harbor  Port of Long Beach with one of those big, crude North Korean nukes on it, instead of just manning up and telling Melania her palm-light is on and it's time for Carousel so he can bring some Disney Channel starlet up from the minors.

FTFY

Hell, Hawaii has much more to worry about.   I think they're within range of missiles.
 
2017-04-15 11:25:07 AM  
Farker cman here with music to remind you that the world is not ending.

Guided Missiles - The Cuff Links
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2017-04-15 11:38:21 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Long range.... I do not think those words mean what you think they mean.


Wrong range?
 
2017-04-15 11:40:33 AM  

elkboy: NewportBarGuy: Long range.... I do not think those words mean what you think they mean.

Wrong range?


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2017-04-15 11:56:02 AM  
F*ckin' hell, this is getting old.
 
2017-04-15 12:02:13 PM  
Come at us, bro.  Our fat boy leader is crazier than your fat boy leader.
 
2017-04-15 12:02:17 PM  

pxlboy: F*ckin' hell, this is getting old.


What should be done?
 
2017-04-15 12:07:10 PM  

cman: pxlboy: F*ckin' hell, this is getting old.

What should be done?


Relocate the fish?
 
2017-04-15 12:15:58 PM  
I sure hope North Korea shows mercy and doesn't attack because according to the armchair warriors in yesterdays thread, billions of people would be killed across the galaxy.
 
2017-04-15 12:16:34 PM  
Those videos?

The Norks must be getting help from Iran.
 
2017-04-15 12:17:41 PM  
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2017-04-15 12:18:18 PM  

cman: pxlboy: F*ckin' hell, this is getting old.

What should be done?


There isn't an easy answer, but I know that going to war with NK would have a disastrous ripple effect. A simple solution given in answer to a complex problem is probably wrong.

Yeah, KJU should go, but that's not our can of worms open.
 
2017-04-15 12:18:21 PM  

LionHound: With that out of the way, I have a feeling that our anus-faced lying idiot-in-chief will see these parade images and immediately become jealous. His parades would be so yyuge, the best, with real ICBMs, MOABS, Tomahawks, daisy-cutters, bunker-busters, tactical nukes, practical nukes, fantastic, amazing, beautiful nukes. USA USA USA MAAAAGGAAAA!


He can't put together an Easter egg hunt, and you want him to do a parade?
 
2017-04-15 12:22:05 PM  

pxlboy: cman: pxlboy: F*ckin' hell, this is getting old.

What should be done?

There isn't an easy answer, but I know that going to war with NK would have a disastrous ripple effect. A simple solution given in answer to a complex problem is probably wrong.

Yeah, KJU should go, but that's not our can of worms open.


He's not touching us.

He's not touching us.
 
2017-04-15 12:23:14 PM  

FriarReb98: LionHound: With that out of the way, I have a feeling that our anus-faced lying idiot-in-chief will see these parade images and immediately become jealous. His parades would be so yyuge, the best, with real ICBMs, MOABS, Tomahawks, daisy-cutters, bunker-busters, tactical nukes, practical nukes, fantastic, amazing, beautiful nukes. USA USA USA MAAAAGGAAAA!

He can't put together an Easter egg hunt, and you want him to do a parade?


He will just get upset and throw a tantrum when attendance numbers don't look high enough.
 
2017-04-15 12:23:23 PM  
We should preemptively strike by bombing them with pot and junk food. Then give them access to streaming video. They'll be on their knees in no time.
 
2017-04-15 12:24:45 PM  

eyeq360: We should preemptively strike by bombing them with pot and junk food. Then give them access to streaming video. They'll be on their knees in no time.


Drew can give them all total fark accounts.
 
2017-04-15 12:26:03 PM  
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//and overused.
 
2017-04-15 12:26:42 PM  

cman: pxlboy: F*ckin' hell, this is getting old.

What should be done?


Bring me all the hot Korean chicks so that I may protect them
 
2017-04-15 12:27:02 PM  
Yo Un Poseiden called he is getting tired of your shiat.
 
2017-04-15 12:27:28 PM  

FriarReb98: LionHound: With that out of the way, I have a feeling that our anus-faced lying idiot-in-chief will see these parade images and immediately become jealous. His parades would be so yyuge, the best, with real ICBMs, MOABS, Tomahawks, daisy-cutters, bunker-busters, tactical nukes, practical nukes, fantastic, amazing, beautiful nukes. USA USA USA MAAAAGGAAAA!

He can't put together an Easter egg hunt, and you want him to do a parade?


He wanted one for January 20.
 
2017-04-15 12:27:51 PM  
I'm more afraid of the hats myself

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2017-04-15 12:28:10 PM  
So Nork found an fifty year old book with a picture of a Polaris missile. Is that paper mache' or balsa wood?
 
2017-04-15 12:28:30 PM  

eyeq360: We should preemptively strike by bombing them with pot and junk food. Then give them access to streaming video. They'll be on their knees in no time.


North Korea Smokes Weed Every Day, Explaining a Lot - Vice
 
2017-04-15 12:28:37 PM  
Should have just MOAB'd them all right out in the open then, amirite?

Sin_City_Superhero: Come at us, bro.  Our fat boy leader is crazier than your fat boy leader.


No, that is not an acceptable plan. Please shut up.
 
2017-04-15 12:28:52 PM  
The smart move would be to keep those things hidden, but that's not how Kim Dong Fatty rolls.
 
2017-04-15 12:34:17 PM  

Lance Robdon: The smart move would be to keep those things hidden, but that's not how Kim Dong Fatty rolls.


Great.  Now I want fatty tuna rolls.
 
2017-04-15 12:35:31 PM  

Percise1: Should have just MOAB'd them all right out in the open then, amirite?

Sin_City_Superhero: Come at us, bro.  Our fat boy leader is crazier than your fat boy leader.

No, that is not an acceptable plan. Please shut up.


This. The idiots in charge during the Bush administration thought killing Saddam was gonna work out. Yeah, that massive power vacuum was totes worth it. I'm not saying he wasn't as a piece of shiat, but without a plan in place, it's become a massive charlie foxtrot.

The idiots want to thump their chests and glass NK because they think it's gonna make everything better. Killing him is easy, cleaning up the mess is hard. And with China and Russia getting involved if that happened, the refugee situation, as well as South Korea and Japan - well, f*ck that sh*t.
 
2017-04-15 12:36:48 PM  

cman: pxlboy: F*ckin' hell, this is getting old.

What should be done?



Diplomacy and pressure on China to get them to the table too.   War won't solve anything.
 
2017-04-15 12:38:29 PM  
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Wow, that's a big pyongyang. Must impress all the girls
 
2017-04-15 12:38:35 PM  
Of course there's no guarantee those missiles are actually functional or that they even have a payload they can mount on them yet. They could just be oversized matchbox cars. =P
 
2017-04-15 12:38:36 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Lance Robdon: The smart move would be to keep those things hidden, but that's not how Kim Dong Fatty rolls.

Great.  Now I want fatty tuna rolls.


Better than fatty dong rolls.
 
2017-04-15 12:40:35 PM  

raerae1980: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Trump's going to end up getting us a container ship sailing into New York Harbor  Port of Long Beach with one of those big, crude North Korean nukes on it, instead of just manning up and telling Melania her palm-light is on and it's time for Carousel so he can bring some Disney Channel starlet up from the minors.

FTFY

Hell, Hawaii has much more to worry about.   I think they're within range of missiles.


Hawaii is not part of the US
 
2017-04-15 12:43:29 PM  

schnee: Hawaii is not part of the US


Did Trump just give it to Putin in exchange for a promise to keep the pee party tape private?
 
2017-04-15 12:44:10 PM  

Count_Crackula: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Lance Robdon: The smart move would be to keep those things hidden, but that's not how Kim Dong Fatty rolls.

Great.  Now I want fatty tuna rolls.

Better than fatty dong rolls.


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2017-04-15 12:48:26 PM  

jethroe: cman: pxlboy: F*ckin' hell, this is getting old.

What should be done?


Diplomacy and pressure on China to get them to the table too.   War won't solve anything.


Obama tried that. So did Bush. We got NK to the Six Party talks that went nowhere.

It isnt working.

THis situation is really farked up. All answers are bad answers. Ugh.

The chance for a global war is high.
 
2017-04-15 12:49:48 PM  

pxlboy: Percise1: Should have just MOAB'd them all right out in the open then, amirite?

Sin_City_Superhero: Come at us, bro.  Our fat boy leader is crazier than your fat boy leader.

No, that is not an acceptable plan. Please shut up.

This. The idiots in charge during the Bush administration thought killing Saddam was gonna work out. Yeah, that massive power vacuum was totes worth it. I'm not saying he wasn't as a piece of shiat, but without a plan in place, it's become a massive charlie foxtrot.

The idiots want to thump their chests and glass NK because they think it's gonna make everything better. Killing him is easy, cleaning up the mess is hard. And with China and Russia getting involved if that happened, the refugee situation, as well as South Korea and Japan - well, f*ck that sh*t.


Actually the only reason that China isn't at DEFCON 2 to defend NK is that we have promised a million times that any strike on NK would only disable their nukes, not remove Kim from power. They will go to war with us to keep that sort of CF from happening
 
2017-04-15 12:50:27 PM  
I would laugh like hell if one of NK's ballistic missile tests ended up going so wrong that it actually landed within Chinese borders.
 
2017-04-15 12:55:00 PM  

Mechanicum: pxlboy: Percise1: Should have just MOAB'd them all right out in the open then, amirite?

Sin_City_Superhero: Come at us, bro.  Our fat boy leader is crazier than your fat boy leader.

No, that is not an acceptable plan. Please shut up.

This. The idiots in charge during the Bush administration thought killing Saddam was gonna work out. Yeah, that massive power vacuum was totes worth it. I'm not saying he wasn't as a piece of shiat, but without a plan in place, it's become a massive charlie foxtrot.

The idiots want to thump their chests and glass NK because they think it's gonna make everything better. Killing him is easy, cleaning up the mess is hard. And with China and Russia getting involved if that happened, the refugee situation, as well as South Korea and Japan - well, f*ck that sh*t.

Actually the only reason that China isn't at DEFCON 2 to defend NK is that we have promised a million times that any strike on NK would only disable their nukes, not remove Kim from power. They will go to war with us to keep that sort of CF from happening


That's the thing, though. With a bunch of idiots at the helm, I'm not sure I expect to deliver any kind of a rational response. Trump wants a war not only for his ego, but because it would also distract from all the Russia business.

Not that this is news, mind you, but he has already shown the lengths he will travel to soothe his ego.

As with anything these days, I'm more of the "I'll believe it when I see it" mindset. I'm not afraid, though some feel that we should be. If it happens, it happens, and there is jack sh*t I can do to stop it.

If the missiles fly, I'll toast to the end.
 
2017-04-15 12:55:54 PM  
*expect them

/preview is your friend
 
2017-04-15 12:59:19 PM  

cman: jethroe: cman: pxlboy: F*ckin' hell, this is getting old.

What should be done?


Diplomacy and pressure on China to get them to the table too.   War won't solve anything.

Obama tried that. So did Bush. We got NK to the Six Party talks that went nowhere.

It isnt working.

THis situation is really farked up. All answers are bad answers. Ugh.

The chance for a global war is high.


Meh.  I was listening to a CBC show that interviewed a SK reporter.  South Koreans aren't freaking out.  They've seen this all before.  Heck, it was this bad in 2013.  WORSE in 2010 when NK torpedoed a SK sub, killing like 40 sailors.  They're not stockpiling bread and milk.

I've read similar stories in French press (Figaro, Le Monde) and German (DW and the Speeg).

I get the sinking feeling that the media AGAIN is going to farking push us into something dumb with all this "IS THIS WWW3" fear-mongering ratings grabbers.  I hope to God I'm wrong.
 
2017-04-15 01:03:05 PM  

DubyaHater: cman: pxlboy: F*ckin' hell, this is getting old.

What should be done?

Bring me all the hot Korean chicks so that I may protect them


For a minute there I read hot Koranchicks.    Which I realized in 2.2 seconds that made no sense
 
2017-04-15 01:03:35 PM  

cman: jethroe: cman: pxlboy: F*ckin' hell, this is getting old.

What should be done?


Diplomacy and pressure on China to get them to the table too.   War won't solve anything.

Obama tried that. So did Bush. We got NK to the Six Party talks that went nowhere.

It isnt working.

THis situation is really farked up. All answers are bad answers. Ugh.

The chance for a global war is high.


War is unavoidable, the question is how much collateral damage will be caused.

In this situation it's a matter of time before best Korea smuggles a nuke on a ship just to show it can. If it gets a viable missile and bomb combination then it's inevitable they'll either use it or sell it it someone who will.
China knows its "friendship" with the north will change to servitude when they get their nuclear blackmail game on.

If you strike now, before the North Koreans attempt to deliver on their nuclear threat, then you risk some damage but not a lot. You get nasty-grams from the UN but most players will stay out. There won't be a need for a land war.
 If you wait then someone's city, and likely others, will pay the full mushroom cloud price. A land war would be mandatory to ferret out any hidden wmd. Things would be much worse.

Preemption is cheaper and safer so long as it happens before the north gets better weapons.
 
2017-04-15 01:11:52 PM  

Johnny Rockets: I sure hope North Korea shows mercy and doesn't attack because according to the armchair warriors in yesterdays thread, billions of people would be killed across the galaxy.


No you're the armchair warrior that once upon a time deployed to SK and is now an expert on NK weapons and strategies.
 
2017-04-15 01:14:39 PM  
Asking them to stop isn't working.
 
2017-04-15 01:17:22 PM  

Lance Robdon: The smart move would be to keep those things hidden, but that's not how Kim Dong Fatty rolls.


Not to worry, they have best disguise

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2017-04-15 01:41:03 PM  

Lance Robdon: The smart move would be to keep those things hidden, but that's not how Kim Dong Fatty rolls.


That's not how deterrence works.
 
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