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2017-04-15 09:48:17 AM  
Everything is happing in Pasco county now. Is there something in the water?
 
2017-04-15 11:31:24 AM  
Subby clearly is unaware of my work on the Orgone Megaphone Project, aka SoundCloudBuster.
 
2017-04-15 11:32:28 AM  
"Ibanez, 20, was arrested on charges of leaving the scene of a crash with injury, possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia, careless driving and improper start of a vehicle. "

Hmmmm, I'm gonna need pics of the suspect before I make a statement.
 
2017-04-15 11:38:42 AM  
It probably seemed like a good idea at the time.....
 
2017-04-15 11:38:43 AM  

Bslim: "Ibanez, 20, was arrested on charges of leaving the scene of a crash with injury, possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia, careless driving and improper start of a vehicle. "

Hmmmm, I'm gonna need pics of the suspect before I make a statement.


That's what I was thinking. We may be able to sort all this out without involving the courts.
 
2017-04-15 11:39:03 AM  
This is pretty thin stuff, even for Fark.  Just a couple paragraphs about nothing special. Isn't there a waterskiing squirrel somewhere making videos?  Or something fun.
 
2017-04-15 11:39:10 AM  
$8000 bail for screaming at a trooper? She should get an award!
 
2017-04-15 11:39:44 AM  

rbuzby: This is pretty thin stuff, even for Fark.  Just a couple paragraphs about nothing special. Isn't there a waterskiing squirrel somewhere making videos?  Or something fun.


Have you not been paying attention? We green tweets now...
 
2017-04-15 11:40:00 AM  
Yelling, not screaming, subby.

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2017-04-15 11:40:23 AM  

Bslim: "Ibanez, 20, was arrested on charges of leaving the scene of a crash with injury, possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia, careless driving and improper start of a vehicle. "

Hmmmm, I'm gonna need pics of the suspect before I make a statement.


Sorry, but you asked for it!

scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.netView Full Size
 
2017-04-15 11:40:46 AM  

RandomAxe: Subby clearly is unaware of my work on the Orgone Megaphone Project, aka SoundCloudBuster.


Orgonon?
 
2017-04-15 11:48:03 AM  

Turbo Cojones: Bslim: "Ibanez, 20, was arrested on charges of leaving the scene of a crash with injury, possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia, careless driving and improper start of a vehicle. "

Hmmmm, I'm gonna need pics of the suspect before I make a statement.

Sorry, but you asked for it!

[scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net image 704x720]


Which one is her?
 
2017-04-15 11:50:16 AM  

Turbo Cojones: Bslim: "Ibanez, 20, was arrested on charges of leaving the scene of a crash with injury, possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia, careless driving and improper start of a vehicle. "

Hmmmm, I'm gonna need pics of the suspect before I make a statement.

Sorry, but you asked for it!

[scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net image 704x720]


Has she ever been mistaken for a man?
 
2017-04-15 11:55:49 AM  
She must be white, since she didn't get shot.
 
2017-04-15 11:56:29 AM  

carrion_luggage: Turbo Cojones: Bslim: "Ibanez, 20, was arrested on charges of leaving the scene of a crash with injury, possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia, careless driving and improper start of a vehicle. "

Hmmmm, I'm gonna need pics of the suspect before I make a statement.

Sorry, but you asked for it!

[scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net image 704x720]

Has she ever been mistaken for a man?


no. Have you?
 
2017-04-15 11:57:40 AM  
New Port Ritchie's contribution to the Florida Tag.
 
2017-04-15 11:58:39 AM  
Improper start of a vehicle

What the shiat is that?
 
2017-04-15 11:59:55 AM  

Rattrap007: carrion_luggage: Turbo Cojones: Bslim: "Ibanez, 20, was arrested on charges of leaving the scene of a crash with injury, possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia, careless driving and improper start of a vehicle. "

Hmmmm, I'm gonna need pics of the suspect before I make a statement.

Sorry, but you asked for it!

[scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net image 704x720]

Has she ever been mistaken for a man?

no. Have you?


Neither one is gonna sleep with you.
 
2017-04-15 12:01:33 PM  
Subby just needed to add "Tada!" to the end of the actual headline and it would have been better
 
2017-04-15 12:02:56 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Improper start of a vehicle

What the shiat is that?


For when you start the car after being told to keep it off but don't actually drive away.

You know another charge that they can throw and see if it sticks
 
2017-04-15 12:04:04 PM  

MBooda: Yelling, not screaming, subby.

[img.fark.net image 800x450]


Came for this.   Back when I was still working and management decided that putting everything into the cloud was the wave of the future, I had this on my office door.
 
2017-04-15 12:04:21 PM  

Turbo Cojones: Bslim: "Ibanez, 20, was arrested on charges of leaving the scene of a crash with injury, possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia, careless driving and improper start of a vehicle. "

Hmmmm, I'm gonna need pics of the suspect before I make a statement.

Sorry, but you asked for it!

[scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net image 704x720]


i.imgur.comView Full Size
 
2017-04-15 12:06:05 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Improper start of a vehicle

What the shiat is that?


Usually means tire squeal, or attempted burnout.

Mustang Tire squealing launch (no burnout)
Youtube YLQtbSFhseg
 
2017-04-15 12:09:01 PM  

interstellar_tedium: Sin_City_Superhero: Improper start of a vehicle

What the shiat is that?

For when you start the car after being told to keep it off but don't actually drive away.

You know another charge that they can throw and see if it sticks


Yes and no.  It is a popular add-on, but refers to smoking (in this case chirping) tires as the vehicle accelerates.

I know, but it is barely possible, and only highly trained cop ears can hear it.
 
2017-04-15 12:18:12 PM  
Twenty-year-olds are dumb.

News at eleven.
 
2017-04-15 12:31:43 PM  
Ibanez, 20, was arrested on charges of... possession of marijuana

Marijuana + Ibanez =

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2017-04-15 12:36:22 PM  
Little Road is accident central
 
2017-04-15 12:40:05 PM  

Turbo Cojones: interstellar_tedium: Sin_City_Superhero: Improper start of a vehicle

What the shiat is that?

For when you start the car after being told to keep it off but don't actually drive away.

You know another charge that they can throw and see if it sticks

Yes and no.  It is a popular add-on, but refers to smoking (in this case chirping) tires as the vehicle accelerates.

I know, but it is barely possible, and only highly trained cop ears can hear it.


Especially when the vehicle has default traction control, as in 2015 Nissan Rogues.
 
2017-04-15 12:43:14 PM  

Turbo Cojones: Rattrap007: carrion_luggage: Turbo Cojones: Bslim: "Ibanez, 20, was arrested on charges of leaving the scene of a crash with injury, possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia, careless driving and improper start of a vehicle. "

Hmmmm, I'm gonna need pics of the suspect before I make a statement.

Sorry, but you asked for it!

[scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net image 704x720]

Has she ever been mistaken for a man?

no. Have you?

Neither one is gonna sleep with you.


Whoosh right over your head.

/Took me a minute to remember Aliens, myself.
 
2017-04-15 12:49:27 PM  
Scream it at the judge, lady
 
2017-04-15 12:50:43 PM  
Another Responsible Motorist, folks.

Don't forget that they are the most downtrodden and persecuted of all Americans.
 
2017-04-15 12:51:30 PM  

Turbo Cojones: interstellar_tedium: Sin_City_Superhero: Improper start of a vehicle

What the shiat is that?

For when you start the car after being told to keep it off but don't actually drive away.

You know another charge that they can throw and see if it sticks

Yes and no.  It is a popular add-on, but refers to smoking (in this case chirping) tires as the vehicle accelerates.

I know, but it is barely possible, and only highly trained cop ears can hear it.


Ahhh, sorry I was trying to remember what BS they were referring to 30+ years ago, I mis-remembered it was the turning on of the car before they said "free to go" after he was done that got the jerks goat and that was what the ticket was for (probably still his reason, bloody fascist)
 
2017-04-15 12:52:56 PM  

Mugato: Everything is happing in Pasco county now. Is there something in the water?


Meth
/lives in pasco county
 
2017-04-15 12:53:40 PM  
Weed in the car too?

Something tells me shes not the brightest.
 
2017-04-15 12:55:55 PM  
I ain't never been tazered by a cloud, bro.
 
2017-04-15 01:43:01 PM  
I just wonder if the screaming did any good to cure her paronomasia.
 
2017-04-15 02:12:04 PM  

Mugato: Everything is happing in Pasco county now. Is there something in the water?


Development has contaminated what little aquifer is left?
 
2017-04-15 02:13:43 PM  
The headline on the article is perfect.
And she's cute. Stupid, but cute.
 
2017-04-15 03:44:33 PM  

iheartscotch: rbuzby: This is pretty thin stuff, even for Fark.  Just a couple paragraphs about nothing special. Isn't there a waterskiing squirrel somewhere making videos?  Or something fun.

Have you not been paying attention? We green tweets now...


Yeah.  Look for a new "Tweet" tab to replace the "Video" tab that was put out to pasture a while back.
 
2017-04-15 03:48:48 PM  
"FHP: Pasco woman rear-ends car, screams at driver, speeds off, screams at trooper, gets arrested"

After reading that headline, why read the story? One and done.

/Tampa
//BAY
///slashies!
 
2017-04-15 03:49:24 PM  

Mugato: Everything is happing in Pasco county now. Is there something in the water?


Well, it's Pasco County, so... Nothing new.
 
2017-04-15 04:47:27 PM  

Turbo Cojones: Rattrap007: carrion_luggage: Turbo Cojones: Bslim: "Ibanez, 20, was arrested on charges of leaving the scene of a crash with injury, possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia, careless driving and improper start of a vehicle. "

Hmmmm, I'm gonna need pics of the suspect before I make a statement.

Sorry, but you asked for it!

[scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net image 704x720]

Has she ever been mistaken for a man?

no. Have you?

Neither one is gonna sleep with you.


With enough zip ties and chloroform, anybody's gay
 
2017-04-15 07:07:30 PM  

dforkus: Turbo Cojones: Rattrap007: carrion_luggage: Turbo Cojones: Bslim: "Ibanez, 20, was arrested on charges of leaving the scene of a crash with injury, possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia, careless driving and improper start of a vehicle. "

Hmmmm, I'm gonna need pics of the suspect before I make a statement.

Sorry, but you asked for it!

[scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net image 704x720]

Has she ever been mistaken for a man?

no. Have you?

Neither one is gonna sleep with you.

With enough zip ties and chloroform, anybody's gay


with enough zip ties and chlorophyll everybody's plant.
 
2017-04-15 08:25:05 PM  

Literally Addicted: She must be white, since she didn't get shot.


Shut up.
 
2017-04-15 08:53:20 PM  

Turbo Cojones: Bslim: "Ibanez, 20, was arrested on charges of leaving the scene of a crash with injury, possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia, careless driving and improper start of a vehicle. "

Hmmmm, I'm gonna need pics of the suspect before I make a statement.

Sorry, but you asked for it!

[scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net image 704x720]


Interesting.  Here's her mug shot; her lips don't look pierced.
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2017-04-15 09:57:20 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Turbo Cojones: Bslim: "Ibanez, 20, was arrested on charges of leaving the scene of a crash with injury, possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia, careless driving and improper start of a vehicle. "

Hmmmm, I'm gonna need pics of the suspect before I make a statement.

Sorry, but you asked for it!

[scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net image 704x720]

Interesting.  Here's her mug shot; her lips don't look pierced.[mgtvwfla.files.wordpress.com image 599x333]


I'm sure they made her take them out.  I do see the holes.
 
2017-04-15 10:07:37 PM  

lack of warmth: BarkingUnicorn: Turbo Cojones: Bslim: "Ibanez, 20, was arrested on charges of leaving the scene of a crash with injury, possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia, careless driving and improper start of a vehicle. "

Hmmmm, I'm gonna need pics of the suspect before I make a statement.

Sorry, but you asked for it!

[scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net image 704x720]

Interesting.  Here's her mug shot; her lips don't look pierced.[mgtvwfla.files.wordpress.com image 599x333]

I'm sure they made her take them out.  I do see the holes.


Gotta remove ALL the piercings if you know what I mean!  Not for weak stomachs.
 
2017-04-15 10:39:46 PM  

Turbo Cojones: lack of warmth: BarkingUnicorn: Turbo Cojones: Bslim: "Ibanez, 20, was arrested on charges of leaving the scene of a crash with injury, possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia, careless driving and improper start of a vehicle. "

Hmmmm, I'm gonna need pics of the suspect before I make a statement.

Sorry, but you asked for it!

[scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net image 704x720]

Interesting.  Here's her mug shot; her lips don't look pierced.[mgtvwfla.files.wordpress.com image 599x333]

I'm sure they made her take them out.  I do see the holes.

Gotta remove ALL the piercings if you know what I mean!  Not for weak stomachs.


With the popularity of genital piercings, I'm sure there's some nightmare fuel for jailers.
 
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