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(ESPN)   Four games on tap to satisfy your playoff hockey hunger. Bruins-Senators, Maple Leafs-Capitals, Predators-Blackhawks, and Flames-Ducks are the games. The party starts at 3pm ET   ( espn.com) divider line
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2017-04-15 12:53:10 AM  
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/I really need some fresh 'SOON' material
 
2017-04-15 01:03:20 AM  
AND NOW!  Rolling Rock and Wendy's Present!


The Official FARK NHL Playoff Thread Checklist!!

1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fansMargot time!
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Arrogant Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat
14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Atlantic Division complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)TIED!(along with accompanying soft B&D pics)
33)(Goalies name here) says NO!
34)SatanBergman.jpg
35)The first cup of Goonjuice in the evening
36)Danger Zone!
37)The goalie just said fark it and left!
38)PING!
39)GameOn!!.jpg
 
2017-04-15 01:14:27 AM  
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2017-04-15 06:34:53 AM  
 I'm picking some sort of shade of purple curtains for my pool pick tonight. Don't disappoint me Don, I'm down 2 already and I need this one.
 
2017-04-15 08:13:52 AM  
today's sched...img.fark.net
nice of schedule guy to spread out the games a little...
 
2017-04-15 08:20:35 AM  
Both the kid and I have been off all week. I have no idea what day it is.
 
2017-04-15 09:12:07 AM  
Movie and a dinner with the Missus. Catching the first part of B's/Sens.

My Johnny Sex brackets would look like shots now.

/bonus: which still-practicing Catholic Hockey Farker faded too soon after a day of fasting?
 
2017-04-15 09:40:55 AM  
If the Bruins lose any more defensemen, my phone might ring...

/yeah, right
 
2017-04-15 09:56:18 AM  
I'm glad for some day hockey because I'm going to a concert tonight by a long-time favorite band, The Bottle Rockets.

I might set the TV up outside because it's just amazingly gorgeous today.
 
2017-04-15 10:10:43 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: Movie and a dinner with the Missus. Catching the first part of B's/Sens.

My Johnny Sex brackets would look like shots now.

/bonus: which still-practicing Catholic Hockey Farker faded too soon after a day of fasting?


I'm not Catholic but I didn't eat all day yesterday because I forgot to pack a lunch and I was too busy at work to go get food.

Then I hiked after work and after a huge dinner and my Vernor's I just couldn't hang. Such shame.
 
2017-04-15 11:16:54 AM  
I must say that I'm glad that it's Saturday.  These 10:30pm ET start times for the west coast games have been kicking my butt this week.  At least on the weekend the NHL wouldn't be so stupid as to start them so late again & instead give them a late afternoon/early evening slot so that the rest of the country could get some exposure to teams not regularly se... what? .... you're kidding right? ..... seriously? ... son of a bit......
 
2017-04-15 11:28:11 AM  
OtherLittleGuy:
/bonus: which still-practicing Catholic Hockey Farker faded too soon after a day of fasting?

If my mother in law asks, we had fish last night. Anyone else, that pork tenderloin wrapped in bacon was phenomenal.
 
2017-04-15 12:14:13 PM  
Go playoff hockey!
 
2017-04-15 12:19:43 PM  
Go Bear leafed duck predators!
 
2017-04-15 12:23:11 PM  

buckeyebrain: /I really need some fresh 'SOON' material


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2017-04-15 12:44:42 PM  
Also, because it amuses me

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2017-04-15 12:49:41 PM  

Eclectic: Also, because it amuses me

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So mesmerizing
 
2017-04-15 12:51:51 PM  
Sitting here, waiting for the puck to drop. HURRY UP!!!!

/thawing out a turkey to smoke in the egg tomorrow.
 
2017-04-15 12:52:20 PM  

fatalvenom: Sitting here, waiting for the puck to drop. HURRY UP!!!!

/thawing out a turkey to smoke in the egg tomorrow.


Turn it to NBC to kill time.
 
2017-04-15 12:53:23 PM  

harleyquinnical: fatalvenom: Sitting here, waiting for the puck to drop. HURRY UP!!!!

/thawing out a turkey to smoke in the egg tomorrow.

Turn it to NBC to kill time.


I'm watching F1 qualifying.
 
2017-04-15 12:58:52 PM  

fatalvenom: harleyquinnical: fatalvenom: Sitting here, waiting for the puck to drop. HURRY UP!!!!

/thawing out a turkey to smoke in the egg tomorrow.

Turn it to NBC to kill time.

I'm watching F1 qualifying.


Bahrain is one gorgeous track.

Shame to see the view spoiled by that garish Ferrari red. Go McLaren!
 
2017-04-15 01:05:44 PM  
Hungover, about to start it all over again.

Go Hawks!
 
2017-04-15 01:35:08 PM  
Ok cool, Canada and Slovakia are playing the U18 tourney right now on NHL Network here in the States. That will keep me occupied until the Bs game starts.
 
2017-04-15 02:00:36 PM  

Eclectic: buckeyebrain: /I really need some fresh 'SOON' material

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Ha!  I'm hoping to see the "Samurai Cop" rebroadcast on Tuesday.
 
2017-04-15 02:20:28 PM  
I drank how much  Crown Royal last night?

That would explain the yelling.

GO FLAMES GO!!!
 
2017-04-15 02:21:03 PM  

Rev.K: I drank how much  Crown Royal last night?

That would explain the yelling.

GO FLAMES GO!!!


Regular Crown Royal or one of them fancy Crowns Royal?
 
2017-04-15 02:23:30 PM  
This pretty much goes without saying, but if the Flames don't break the curse tonight and win, this series is almost certainly over.

I don't know if I've ever seen a situation where game 2 was pretty much a must-win, but it is here.

Going home down 0-2 and then trying to win 4 of 5 is just not going to happen.

/that was my brain talking
//give me some liquor and my heart will start talking
///2 for slashing
 
2017-04-15 02:25:21 PM  

harleyquinnical: Regular Crown Royal or one of them fancy Crowns Royal?


Regular.

Though I did get a little taster bottle of Crown Royal Black with it.

I don't like the vanilla and apple flavors they make. They're way, way, way too sweet and the artificial apple flavor is just turrible.
 
2017-04-15 02:29:02 PM  

Rev.K: harleyquinnical: Regular Crown Royal or one of them fancy Crowns Royal?

Regular.

Though I did get a little taster bottle of Crown Royal Black with it.

I don't like the vanilla and apple flavors they make. They're way, way, way too sweet and the artificial apple flavor is just turrible.


It's funny, I enjoy many different types of whisk(e)y, but I've never developed a taste for Canadian.
 
2017-04-15 02:30:53 PM  

fatalvenom: Ok cool, Canada and Slovakia are playing the U18 tourney right now on NHL Network here in the States. That will keep me occupied until the Bs game starts.


Veľa šťastia Slovakia!
 
2017-04-15 02:38:26 PM  
The party?  Dallas is playing golf....oh well:
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2017-04-15 02:44:53 PM  
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2017-04-15 02:45:30 PM  
Naturally, my friend of ten years is moving and wants to go out to eat while the Hawks game is on. And then go to a bar that doesn't have a TV.
 
2017-04-15 02:47:32 PM  

Rev.K: harleyquinnical: Regular Crown Royal or one of them fancy Crowns Royal?

Regular.

Though I did get a little taster bottle of Crown Royal Black with it.

I don't like the vanilla and apple flavors they make. They're way, way, way too sweet and the artificial apple flavor is just turrible.


I actually like the apple crown with ginger ale on a hot summer day, it goes down easy.

Also, while I'm here... GO FLAMES GO!
 
2017-04-15 02:48:09 PM  
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2017-04-15 02:48:57 PM  
Game night so I only get to watch the early one today.
 
2017-04-15 02:51:10 PM  
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2017-04-15 02:53:26 PM  
Day 2 of Let's Finish This Damned Thing Already is going as scheduled: unproductive.

As much as I would like to watch OTT/Bs, focus is required ATM and and will hopefully give up around the time for Leafs/Caps.

Later folks, enjoy your Saturday!
 
2017-04-15 02:54:38 PM  
At the bar. Beer in hand. Burger coming. God bless weekend matinee games.
 
2017-04-15 02:55:02 PM  

stammelford: Naturally, my friend of ten years is moving and wants to go out to eat while the Hawks game is on. And then go to a bar that doesn't have a TV.


Your friends don't understand "Prior engagement"? What bar doesn't have TVs?

This smells fishy, honestly
 
2017-04-15 02:57:18 PM  

stammelford: Naturally, my friend of ten years is moving and wants to go out to eat while the Hawks game is on. And then go to a bar that doesn't have a TV.


Sounds llike with him moving, he's doing you a favor.
 
2017-04-15 02:58:35 PM  

stammelford: Naturally, my friend of ten years is moving and wants to go out to eat while the Hawks game is on. And then go to a bar that doesn't have a TV.


Dinner is fine, as long as you can reneg and demand there be a television showcasing that sweet sweet Johnny sex Lord Stanley cup action.
 
2017-04-15 03:00:15 PM  

Polish Hussar: Eclectic: buckeyebrain: /I really need some fresh 'SOON' material

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Ha!  I'm hoping to see the "Samurai Cop" rebroadcast on Tuesday.


A Conversation with Samurai Cop star Matt Hannon (part 1 of 2)
Youtube W8830UXkTzY
 
2017-04-15 03:04:28 PM  
Streams are live

https://www.redd

it.com/r/nhl_gam


es/wiki/downloads

Morally ambiguous, yes....but also free & in HD
 
2017-04-15 03:05:04 PM  

Polish Hussar: It's funny, I enjoy many different types of whisk(e)y, but I've never developed a taste for Canadian.


To each their own.

A lot of people on Fark seem to dislike Crown Royal. More for me.

Flogster: I actually like the apple crown with ginger ale on a hot summer day, it goes down easy.


That does sound good.

Though in my case, Crown always goes down easy.
 
2017-04-15 03:05:50 PM  
Shut up, Horsey Race!
 
2017-04-15 03:08:45 PM  
Let's see if the Bruins can play more than two periods.
 
2017-04-15 03:09:45 PM  
Ah lawd, Kenny Albert?

I may have the whole game muted at this rate
 
2017-04-15 03:10:44 PM  
OK, Marchand gets hella points for letting the kid get a selfie through the glass
 
2017-04-15 03:11:21 PM  
Go Leafs
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