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2017-04-15 08:53:55 AM  
I miss the Smoking Gun photoshop threads. That's all.
 
2017-04-15 10:38:48 AM  
Isn't this how Spencer Tunick started?
 
2017-04-15 10:43:01 AM  
Pics of it didn't happen.
 
2017-04-15 10:43:01 AM  
Crazy eyes.
 
2017-04-15 10:43:37 AM  
Didn't that used to be a show on Comedy Central?
 
2017-04-15 10:44:30 AM  

GooberMcFly: Pics of it didn't happen.


Apparently, they did.
 
2017-04-15 10:44:48 AM  
How old/ugly was the woman who called it in?
 
2017-04-15 10:46:43 AM  
That girl could be beautiful if she did her makeup correctly and smiled naturally.  Just my opinion- some people must like the trashy hooker look.
 
2017-04-15 10:47:29 AM  
Sucks for the model. Being young and foolish and trusting, she probably assumed the dude had all the permits and permissions that he needed.
 
2017-04-15 10:51:46 AM  

JulieAzel626: Didn't that used to be a show on Comedy Central?


Sure did. Way back in 2001.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strip_Mall?wprov=sfsi1
 
2017-04-15 10:52:54 AM  
FTFA:

According to her LinkedIn page, Guerra works as a "greeter" at a Toyota dealership


Not any more, I'll bet.

Unless the dealership makes some significant changes to her job description, then she could bring a lot of new business.
 
2017-04-15 10:53:04 AM  
What idiot thinks you can do nude photo shoots outside a shopping center in the middle of the day?
 
2017-04-15 10:53:20 AM  
Wait? Solicitation? Was he going to fark her for more money after the photo shoot?
 
2017-04-15 10:54:05 AM  

a stainless steel rat: What idiot thinks you can do nude photo shoots outside a shopping center in the middle of the day?


People who read Harry Harrison and think it'll be funny?
 
2017-04-15 10:54:37 AM  
Are we SURE this isn't Florida?: "Chelsea Guerra, 21, responded last week to a Craigslist ad seeking a nude female model, cops say. The ad was placed by Michael Warnock, a 63-year-old Pittsburgh resident."
 
2017-04-15 10:56:50 AM  

DRTFA: That girl could be beautiful if she did her makeup correctly and smiled naturally.  Just my opinion- some people must like the trashy hooker look.


She looks like she was crying.
 
2017-04-15 10:58:03 AM  
Also FTFA:

Warnock, cops allege, was snapping photos of the naked Guerra around 11 AM last Saturday, which caught the attention of witnesses (at least one of whom called 911)


Who does this??

I mean, yes, the call was probably placed by a wrinkled old biddy or a roughly spherical younger woman, but does this constitute a genuine emergency?

Hint: the answer is 'no'.
 
2017-04-15 11:00:18 AM  
Chelsea Guerra, 21, responded last week to a Craigslist ad seeking a nude female model, cops say. The ad was placed by Michael Warnock, a 63-year-old Pittsburgh resident.

Sounds legit.
 
2017-04-15 11:00:46 AM  
"Warnock, cops allege, was snapping photos of the naked Guerra around 11 AM last Saturday, which caught the attention of witnesses (at least one of whom called 911)."

Goddamn PRUDES.

Oooooh.  The naked human being is DURR-DEE.
 
2017-04-15 11:00:48 AM  

winedrinkingman: DRTFA: That girl could be beautiful if she did her makeup correctly and smiled naturally.  Just my opinion- some people must like the trashy hooker look.

She looks like she was crying.


That was $50 extra.
 
2017-04-15 11:02:32 AM  
was he trying to emulate an episode of casting couch? If so, he farked that up royally!
 
2017-04-15 11:03:54 AM  

robodog: How old/ugly was the woman who called it in?


Envy can be an ugly emotion.

Day_Old_Dutchie: "Warnock, cops allege, was snapping photos of the naked Guerra around 11 AM last Saturday, which caught the attention of witnesses (at least one of whom called 911)."

Goddamn PRUDES.

Oooooh.  The naked human being is DURR-DEE.


And this is the mask it wears as Dutchie correctly points out.
 
2017-04-15 11:10:34 AM  
I guess I'm a prude because I would rather there not be softcore porn shoots outside of open strip malls in the middle of the day.

/ Wouldn't call the cops.
// But still...
/// Really?
 
2017-04-15 11:13:06 AM  
Her Sharpie game isn't TOO bad
 
2017-04-15 11:13:41 AM  
Her college should decide which state it wants to be in, and you know, just like that 'model' commit to it 100%.
 
2017-04-15 11:14:01 AM  

mr_fulano: Her Sharpie game isn't TOO bad


Yeah, but let's be honest. The only way to win is not to play.
 
2017-04-15 11:14:39 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: "Warnock, cops allege, was snapping photos of the naked Guerra around 11 AM last Saturday, which caught the attention of witnesses (at least one of whom called 911)."

Goddamn PRUDES.

Oooooh.  The naked human being is DURR-DEE.


What if children had seen them, huh?  We can't have children knowing women have such dirty bits that should be hidden.  Now these kids will go home and touch their private areas and dream of this hussie.  Next thing you know they'll be smoking doobies and living in a van down by the river.
 
2017-04-15 11:14:57 AM  

The Bunyip: winedrinkingman: DRTFA: That girl could be beautiful if she did her makeup correctly and smiled naturally.  Just my opinion- some people must like the trashy hooker look.

She looks like she was crying.

That was $50 extra.


The Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Cryin'
 
2017-04-15 11:15:50 AM  

a stainless steel rat: What idiot thinks you can do nude photo shoots outside a shopping center in the middle of the day?


Illicit public nudity is a porn genre. Or so I'm told. By a friend.
 
2017-04-15 11:17:11 AM  
"and is studying "Public Relations/Image Management" at Indiana University of Pennsylvania."

Hmmm, I'm guessing that you are failing.
 
2017-04-15 11:18:10 AM  

thurstonxhowell: I guess I'm a prude because I would rather there not be softcore porn shoots outside of open strip malls in the middle of the day.

/ Wouldn't call the cops.
// But still...
/// Really?


By all means, alert mall security.

But this is not something worth tying up a 911 response for.
 
2017-04-15 11:19:35 AM  

a stainless steel rat: What idiot thinks you can do nude photo shoots outside a shopping center in the middle of the day?


It appears to be a surprisingly large number, if a GIS for "Naked at the mall" is any barometer (yeah, go ahead and look, it won't hurt you).
 
2017-04-15 11:21:01 AM  

GooberMcFly: Pics of it didn't happen.


They showed blurred-out video that someone shot of it on the local news last night.
 
2017-04-15 11:21:58 AM  

Too Pretty For Prison: Day_Old_Dutchie: "Warnock, cops allege, was snapping photos of the naked Guerra around 11 AM last Saturday, which caught the attention of witnesses (at least one of whom called 911)."

Goddamn PRUDES.

Oooooh.  The naked human being is DURR-DEE.

What if children had seen them, huh?  We can't have children knowing women have such dirty bits that should be hidden.  Now these kids will go home and touch their private areas and dream of this hussie.  Next thing you know they'll be smoking doobies and living in a van down by the river.


A peaceful, happy, healthy lifestyle?

WE CAN'T HAVE THAT! WE DEMAND SOMETHING BETTER FOR OUR CHILDREN!
 
2017-04-15 11:23:41 AM  
If he had only shot in B&W and put up flyers saying "Photo shoot in progress".
 
2017-04-15 11:24:37 AM  

lindalouwho: GooberMcFly: Pics of it didn't happen.

They showed blurred-out video that someone shot of it on the local news last night.


Link or it didn't happen
 
2017-04-15 11:25:58 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Also FTFA:

Warnock, cops allege, was snapping photos of the naked Guerra around 11 AM last Saturday, which caught the attention of witnesses (at least one of whom called 911)


Who does this??

I mean, yes, the call was probably placed by a wrinkled old biddy or a roughly spherical younger woman, but does this constitute a genuine emergency?

Hint: the answer is 'no'.


You forgot Jezebel feminist, religious prude, and more. There's a lot of farked up people.
 
2017-04-15 11:27:20 AM  
He paid her by check? I realize old people still use these, but seriously, I bet that check bounced higher than  a midget in a bounce house.
 
2017-04-15 11:27:26 AM  

mr_fulano: Her Sharpie game isn't TOO bad


First thing I thought of
www.fridakahlo.org
 
2017-04-15 11:31:25 AM  

mcreel: lindalouwho: GooberMcFly: Pics of it didn't happen.

They showed blurred-out video that someone shot of it on the local news last night.

Link or it didn't happen


 ...I can't link to my tv at yesterday at 11pm...

It was on WPXI if you want to see if they posted video. WTAE and KDKA are the other local news stations.

/on mobile
 
2017-04-15 11:33:47 AM  
Thumbs up for E.E. 'Doc' Smith reference.
 
2017-04-15 11:33:55 AM  
The shocking thing is that there was a job and she got paid up front.  The internet has been lying to me this whole time?
 
2017-04-15 11:37:39 AM  

lindalouwho: mcreel: lindalouwho: GooberMcFly: Pics of it didn't happen.

They showed blurred-out video that someone shot of it on the local news last night.

Link or it didn't happen

 ...I can't link to my tv at yesterday at 11pm...

It was on WPXI if you want to see if they posted video. WTAE and KDKA are the other local news stations.

/on mobile


Not online, they posted the very clean, very safe morning news version of the story on their website.
 
2017-04-15 11:47:58 AM  
So many questions.

Why shoot outside a strip mall at 11 in the morning? Or anytime, really. But especially during business hours.
Who accepts a check as payment for these types of things (and who pays with one)?
Where are your eyebrows, and why have you replaced them with 2-inch wide strips of grease paint? I mean, I know the big eyebrow look is in for some reason, but that's beyond drag queen.
Who calls the freakin' cops for what's at best an annoyance that will go away in a few minutes? Oh no, naked person in public! Better call 911 and quick!
 
2017-04-15 11:48:03 AM  

mcreel: mr_fulano: Her Sharpie game isn't TOO bad

First thing I thought of
[www.fridakahlo.org image 480x640]


Frida Kahlo absolutely does not need to be dragged into this.
 
2017-04-15 11:50:21 AM  

Igor Jakovsky: The shocking thing is that there was a job and she got paid up front.  The internet has been lying to me this whole time?


She had paid $1500 to enroll in his modeling school the month before. Four weeks later, after lots of hard work, he landed her a modeling job.
 
2017-04-15 11:51:09 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Also FTFA:

Warnock, cops allege, was snapping photos of the naked Guerra around 11 AM last Saturday, which caught the attention of witnesses (at least one of whom called 911)


Who does this??

I mean, yes, the call was probably placed by a wrinkled old biddy or a roughly spherical younger woman, but does this constitute a genuine emergency?

Hint: the answer is 'no'.


There is no excuse for the caller not being charged for improper use of 911.
 
2017-04-15 11:56:27 AM  
She looks better in the Mug Shot than the two Glamor Shots at the bottom.
 
2017-04-15 12:01:13 PM  

thurstonxhowell: I guess I'm a prude because I would rather there not be softcore porn shoots outside of open strip malls in the middle of the day.

/ Wouldn't call the cops.
// But still...
/// Really?


You think "nude" == "softcore porn"?  Seriously?
You're the problem.

This would have been no big deal in NYC.
 
2017-04-15 12:04:29 PM  

JerkStore: "Naked at the mall"... (yeah, go ahead and look, it won't hurt you).


LIAR! It made my palms hairy.
 
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