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(Hartford Courant)   Man printing out photos of child porn at the local pharmacy apparently got so excited he was foaming at the mouth   ( courant.com) divider line
    More: Creepy, Crime, child pornography, state Internet Crimes, Children Task Force, second-degree possession, David Gunn, Electric charge, local pharmacy  
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2017-04-15 01:53:31 AM  
Who still does this? *looks at mugshot* Makes sense.
 
2017-04-15 03:24:40 AM  
pbfcomics.com
 
2017-04-15 03:30:28 AM  
Jeez, that head.  He's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Perv!
 
2017-04-15 03:35:18 AM  
This is why I tend to view the human race as worthy of death. Nothing more or less.

I'd hope for better, but... well, I know what you neurotypical people are capable of.
 
2017-04-15 03:54:50 AM  

0z79: This is why I tend to view the human race as worthy of death. Nothing more or less.

I'd hope for better, but... well, I know what you neurotypical people are capable of.


They'll off us first.
 
2017-04-15 04:02:15 AM  
So, who VX-ed him, Assad, or the Norks?
 
2017-04-15 04:32:32 AM  
Could be worse places he's foaming from.
 
2017-04-15 04:36:05 AM  
That's not foam
 
2017-04-15 04:43:11 AM  

DammitIForgotMyLogin: That's not foam


foam is where the hard is.

/sits in corner
 
2017-04-15 04:46:21 AM  
He probably just blew a seal.
 
2017-04-15 04:50:36 AM  

0z79: This is why I tend to view the human race as worthy of death. Nothing more or less.

I'd hope for better, but... well, I know what you neurotypical people are capable of.


That's exactly the reaction I had to that family that wanted to set their pet parakeet free in the story below.
 
2017-04-15 05:03:36 AM  
I wonder if rabies is a valid criminal defense? Clearly his mental is defective.
 
2017-04-15 05:30:14 AM  

Nidiot: He probably just blew a seal.


{golf clap}
 
2017-04-15 06:07:44 AM  

Nidiot: He probably just blew a seal.


No, this is just vanilla ice cream.
 
2017-04-15 06:13:54 AM  
So he was printing child porn but was arrested on unrelated charges???? What's the story there?
 
2017-04-15 06:31:00 AM  
For me, you're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty.
 
2017-04-15 07:19:27 AM  
Dumbass tag off getting a tissue?
 
2017-04-15 07:37:16 AM  
What, no charges for how he got those pics?  Unless this moran took pics of his computer screen, he likely took them of the kid himself.
 
2017-04-15 08:03:17 AM  

DoBeDoBeDo: So he was printing child porn but was arrested on unrelated charges???? What's the story there?


Obviously they didn't get to the pharmacy in time, and took his devices to help investigate further into the child porn. More charges are most likely coming.

/reading comprehension
 
2017-04-15 08:13:36 AM  

lack of warmth: What, no charges for how he got those pics?  Unless this moran took pics of his computer screen, he likely took them of the kid himself.


Most drugstore photo printers will accept just about any kind of storage media as a source.  He might have just downloaded the pictures from some perv site and put them on a thumb drive to go print them.
 
2017-04-15 08:51:19 AM  

Nidiot: He probably just blew a seal.


img.fark.net
 
2017-04-15 10:23:00 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: [pbfcomics.com image 850x283]


would that be third degree possession?  how does this degree shiat work?  I thought it was either you possess it or you don't.
 
2017-04-15 10:25:35 AM  

Nidiot: He probably just blew a seal.


Nah, that's just Chapstick.
 
2017-04-15 10:45:17 AM  

Bob The Nob: For me, you're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty.


Semen? Man, you must get really thirsty. Let me know if you're in town, maybe I can help you out.
 
2017-04-15 11:22:25 AM  

Bob The Nob: For me, you're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty.


Captain_America_I_get_that_reference.jpg
 
2017-04-15 11:35:36 AM  

lack of warmth: What, no charges for how he got those pics?  Unless this moran took pics of his computer screen, he likely took them of the kid himself.


you can print digital pictures
 
2017-04-15 11:54:38 PM  
Fat, drunk, stupid, sicko-perverted, and ugly is no way to go throught life.
 
2017-04-16 12:34:09 AM  
printing photos at a pharmacy???
why? how? what???

Trying to wrap my head around that one.  If the printer at home were somehow broken I would think the place to go would be your work, a friends house, the library or maybe a kinkos.  How the fark does someone think, "hey, the pharmacy is the place to print things"?

Not that printing child porn at any of those places (except maybe the friends house) would be smart but that is oddly the less baffling thing here.
 
2017-04-16 03:17:13 AM  

0z79: This is why I tend to view the human race as worthy of death. Nothing more or less.

I'd hope for better, but... well, I know what you neurotypical people are capable of.


As an autistic person, I do not want you speaking for me. That is an arrogant, ignorant comment at the expense of a group capable of tremendous love and compassion, just like any other branch of humanity.

/And what the fark does it mean to be worthy of 'nothing more than death?'
 
2017-04-16 05:15:01 AM  

SirMadness: 0z79: This is why I tend to view the human race as worthy of death. Nothing more or less.

I'd hope for better, but... well, I know what you neurotypical people are capable of.

As an autistic person, I do not want you speaking for me. That is an arrogant, ignorant comment at the expense of a group capable of tremendous love and compassion, just like any other branch of humanity.

/And what the fark does it mean to be worthy of 'nothing more than death?'


In my defense, I was really drunk when I posted that... it turns out that I'm still really bitter about a lot of the abuses I've gone through.

I just... I want people to stop hurting one another. I'm really frustrated with the human race, and especially America right now.. we're better than this. So, I sometimes think that there would be less suffering in the universe if we weren't around.

What the hell is up with perverts like this anyway? It would really be better for everyone if he were subjected to rigorous study, within current ethical bounds, to figure out exactly why he's that farked up to begin with... so we can figure out how we can treat it.. but NO, rich people need to get richer, so it's much better to keep him locked up and earning money in the prison system.

The human race sucks... but it doesn't have to. Throw in my desensitization to violence and some alcohol, you have one salty biatch.

You point out the "tremendous love and compassion" that we're capable of (and I DO mean we; I rode the short bus. I earned that, at least) and I almost think that the world would be better without "normal" people.. because I feel it, too. I walk into a store, and realize that I love everyone there... then I witness an argument, or someone putting someone else down and I feel like I have one of two choices: smile and snark later, or turn around and run away, crying.

Also, there's drinking.
 
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