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(UPI)   Members of Best Korea's second army corps arrested for mocking Kim Jong Un after referring to him as a kindergartner and mentally ill. This will not end well   ( upi.com) divider line
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2017-04-14 10:02:35 PM  
They have to test those anti-aircraft guns somehow.
 
2017-04-14 10:36:07 PM  
Kim 2, I like it.
 
2017-04-14 10:46:57 PM  
I hope Trump is busy grabbing something somewhere and not getting any ideas.
 
2017-04-14 11:06:40 PM  
Folks got a little pissy about Russia annexing Crimea. Can't imagine anything more than an "oh f*cking well" if China wee to annex this little slice of heaven.
 
2017-04-14 11:08:02 PM  
https://youtu.be/q901s3wcNSU

Is anyone watching their CGI parade?
 
2017-04-14 11:11:57 PM  
He now has an opportunity to demonstrate his famous sense of humor by laughing along with the joke"
 
2017-04-14 11:13:40 PM  

true okie doke: https://youtu.be/q901s3wcNSU

Is anyone watching their CGI parade?


Learn to embed Youtube, younoob!

Modest Mouse-The World At Large
Youtube ppzTFgwZxhc
 
2017-04-14 11:15:37 PM  

edmo: I hope Trump is busy grabbing something somewhere and not getting any ideas.


img.fark.net
 
2017-04-14 11:20:17 PM  
Yay! Kim joke thread!
 
2017-04-14 11:22:12 PM  
Ya know, he's gonna need those guys real soon.
 
2017-04-14 11:27:34 PM  

true okie doke: https://youtu.be/q901s3wcNSU

Is anyone watching their CGI parade?


That's impressive.  But if everyone is marching, who is the audience?

I know it's supposed to be a show of force to the world, but it isn't it a little thinly veiled if there isn't a audience present that is supposed to be enjoying the parade?
 
2017-04-14 11:32:41 PM  
He's so ronery, oh so ronery...
 
2017-04-14 11:38:54 PM  
Knock Knock
Who is there?
The most glorious and noteworthy living God amoung men, grandson of our glorious leader, Kim Jong-un

Kim Jong-un who?

(Anti-aircraft fire)
 
2017-04-14 11:46:31 PM  
They'll be reassigned to the factory that converts salad bowls into officers' uniform hats.
 
2017-04-14 11:55:00 PM  
The only reason this crap hasn't been stopped yet, is because no one wants to deal with the aftermath of  getting North Korea up to speed with the rest of the world after the current regime goes Tango Uniform.  The costs of reunifying East Germany with West Germany were staggering and East Germany was in nowhere near as bad of shape as North Korea is.
 
2017-04-14 11:55:27 PM  

KarmicDisaster: Ya know, he's gonna need those guys real soon.


Kim will have them BBQ'd and served with some spicy Kimchee?
 
2017-04-14 11:57:22 PM  

Glorious Golden Ass: true okie doke: https://youtu.be/q901s3wcNSU

Is anyone watching their CGI parade?

That's impressive.  But if everyone is marching, who is the audience?

I know it's supposed to be a show of force to the world, but it isn't it a little thinly veiled if there isn't a audience present that is supposed to be enjoying the parade?


The audience is Kim and his minions. SOP for communist dictatorships.

The broadcast is mostly for our benefit.

East German TV regularly televised military marches like this on special occasions, both for GDR citizens who didn't live in East Berlin and west Germans who were expected to be impressed by the show of communist might (west German cable systems did carry GDR channels, so it was possible some did watch, though probably not many).

https://youtu.be/6vBGYe19Ibk is an example (a parade to observe the GDR's 40th anniversary).
 
2017-04-14 11:58:34 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: KarmicDisaster: Ya know, he's gonna need those guys real soon.

Kim will have them BBQ'd and served with some spicy Kimchee?


I suspect "spicy Kimchee" is his secret name, where US forces are concerned?
 
2017-04-15 12:01:17 AM  
"I'm not saying Kim is stupid, but someone told him it was chilly outside and he went and got a bowl"

- Duk Chow 2nd Army Corps anti-aircraft test dummy
 
2017-04-15 12:04:44 AM  
We need the .gif changing kim's hairdos again...
 
2017-04-15 12:07:36 AM  
So what would happen if someone caught privates in the american army telling donald trump is a nitwit jokes?

Would they be court martialed?

If i have learned one thing from north korea its that the west never ever ever involves itself in dirty filthy propaganda like those savage dictators off in poundmeintheassistan. Never.
 
2017-04-15 12:09:03 AM  
Well, for what it's worth, here goes:  If, magically somehow, of course, Trump and Best Korea Guy could meet together---one on one---to talk...I would not doubt at all that they could hit it off, do a fist bump, and make-pretend that each side continues to do it's thing with no one being bruised. They would do this in secret BUT there would be "certain players" who'd be in on the game a'la *wink*  ;) .

Otherwise, we might be screwed sooner than later.
 
2017-04-15 12:11:24 AM  

mikefinch: So what would happen if someone caught privates in the american army telling donald trump is a nitwit jokes?

Would they be court martialed?

If i have learned one thing from north korea its that the west never ever ever involves itself in dirty filthy propaganda like those savage dictators off in poundmeintheassistan. Never.


Whatever you do, don't Google "Obama military jokes".
 
2017-04-15 12:14:23 AM  

MikeyFuccon: Glorious Golden Ass: true okie doke: https://youtu.be/q901s3wcNSU

Is anyone watching their CGI parade?

That's impressive.  But if everyone is marching, who is the audience?

I know it's supposed to be a show of force to the world, but it isn't it a little thinly veiled if there isn't a audience present that is supposed to be enjoying the parade?

The audience is Kim and his minions. SOP for communist dictatorships.

The broadcast is mostly for our benefit.

East German TV regularly televised military marches like this on special occasions, both for GDR citizens who didn't live in East Berlin and west Germans who were expected to be impressed by the show of communist might (west German cable systems did carry GDR channels, so it was possible some did watch, though probably not many).

https://youtu.be/6vBGYe19Ibk is an example (a parade to observe the GDR's 40th anniversary).


I'm not trying to threadjack---but do you recall the TV sign-off cartoon (the sleep Sandman in a Russian Jet) that played in the GDR TV before the wall came down? I do but can't find a link. We used to visit relatives in Halle back when I was a kid. Also, the rail-track gage was different between the East and West sides.

/sorry for the potential TJ
 
2017-04-15 12:17:42 AM  

MelGoesOnTour: Well, for what it's worth, here goes:  If, magically somehow, of course, Trump and Best Korea Guy could meet together---one on one---to talk...I would not doubt at all that they could hit it off, do a fist bump, and make-pretend that each side continues to do it's thing with no one being bruised. They would do this in secret BUT there would be "certain players" who'd be in on the game a'la *wink*  ;) .

Otherwise, we might be screwed sooner than later.


Oh dear Lord, that would end badly.

Spare a thought for Romanians old enough to remember Nicolae Ceauşescu, who visited Kim Il-sung in 1971 and had so much fun in Kimland that he came home determined to turn Romania into a knockoff of north Korea, where he (Ceauşescu) would be all but worshipped as a god.

You want to live in Trumpland? Sending Trump to north Korea is how you get to live in Trumpland.
 
2017-04-15 12:21:19 AM  
He's going to die for doing what he loved, making fun of fat people.
 
2017-04-15 12:29:25 AM  
Kim Jong Un so fat... ummmm...
Comedy is hard, reposting old pictures is easy.
img.fark.net
Oldie but goodie
 
2017-04-15 12:33:44 AM  
You don't overthrow Kim Jung Un. You sneak up on him in his sleep and tip him over.
 
2017-04-15 12:44:43 AM  
I watched one of those US, alt-right pseudo-journalists the other day (not sure how recent the footage, previous couple of days at most) who, when talking about Lil Kim's grandfather mistook the "IL" in Kim Il Sung to be the number "2"... Calling him Kim Two Sung.

Not that I had any respect for this mock journalist anyway, but that was the icing on the cake...
 
2017-04-15 12:45:54 AM  
Amazing crowd

www.tecmosb.com
 
2017-04-15 12:47:03 AM  

MikeyFuccon: Glorious Golden Ass: true okie doke: https://youtu.be/q901s3wcNSU

Is anyone watching their CGI parade?

That's impressive.  But if everyone is marching, who is the audience?

I know it's supposed to be a show of force to the world, but it isn't it a little thinly veiled if there isn't a audience present that is supposed to be enjoying the parade?

The audience is Kim and his minions. SOP for communist dictatorships.

The broadcast is mostly for our benefit.

East German TV regularly televised military marches like this on special occasions, both for GDR citizens who didn't live in East Berlin and west Germans who were expected to be impressed by the show of communist might (west German cable systems did carry GDR channels, so it was possible some did watch, though probably not many).

https://youtu.be/6vBGYe19Ibk is an example (a parade to observe the GDR's 40th anniversary).


West Germany mainly showed this on tv.

i.ytimg.com
 
2017-04-15 12:48:41 AM  

mikefinch: So what would happen if someone caught privates in the american army telling donald trump is a nitwit jokes?

Would they be court martialed?

If i have learned one thing from north korea its that the west never ever ever involves itself in dirty filthy propaganda like those savage dictators off in poundmeintheassistan. Never.


It's cute that you think NK would follow such (or any) due process.
 
2017-04-15 12:50:34 AM  
I don't believe the article one bit.  It's all rubbish.  I've no doubt some soldiers mock hm,however the article has no credibility.
 
2017-04-15 12:55:45 AM  

mikefinch: So what would happen if someone caught privates in the american army telling donald trump is a nitwit jokes?


Since it will never happen, we have no way of knowing.

It's an interesting hypothetical though.
 
2017-04-15 01:01:38 AM  

MikeyFuccon: MelGoesOnTour: Well, for what it's worth, here goes:  If, magically somehow, of course, Trump and Best Korea Guy could meet together---one on one---to talk...I would not doubt at all that they could hit it off, do a fist bump, and make-pretend that each side continues to do it's thing with no one being bruised. They would do this in secret BUT there would be "certain players" who'd be in on the game a'la *wink*  ;) .

Otherwise, we might be screwed sooner than later.

Oh dear Lord, that would end badly.

Spare a thought for Romanians old enough to remember Nicolae Ceauşescu, who visited Kim Il-sung in 1971 and had so much fun in Kimland that he came home determined to turn Romania into a knockoff of north Korea, where he (Ceauşescu) would be all but worshipped as a god.

You want to live in Trumpland? Sending Trump to north Korea is how you get to live in Trumpland.


Not what I'd wish for at all.
I'm simply grasping at straws.
:(
 
2017-04-15 01:17:52 AM  

scotchcrotch: mikefinch: So what would happen if someone caught privates in the american army telling donald trump is a nitwit jokes?

Would they be court martialed?

If i have learned one thing from north korea its that the west never ever ever involves itself in dirty filthy propaganda like those savage dictators off in poundmeintheassistan. Never.

It's cute that you think NK would follow such (or any) due process.


I dont think they would. Its silly to think that mocking the commander while serving in the military in a nonwestern culture would be met with a 'tsk tsk tut tut'.

This is jingoistic propaganda.

Im not saying north korea rocks. fark them. But jingoism and bullshiat propaganda just makes me feel like im stuck in 1984.
 
2017-04-15 01:32:15 AM  
So which of these guys from this unit get to walk into the tunnel and light the fuse for the upcoming nuclear test?
 
2017-04-15 01:36:50 AM  
scotchcrotch:
It's cute that you think NK would follow such (or any) due process.

There absolutely is a due process.   It involves first standing in a field with multiple anti-aircraft guns pointed at you, followed by several loud noises and possibly a pink mist.
 
2017-04-15 01:37:59 AM  

Masta Beta: So which of these guys from this unit get to walk into the tunnel and light the fuse for the upcoming nuclear test?


Test has been canceled.
 
2017-04-15 01:39:34 AM  

rfenster: scotchcrotch:
It's cute that you think NK would follow such (or any) due process.

There absolutely is a due process.   It involves first standing in a field with multiple anti-aircraft guns pointed at you, followed by several loud noises and possibly a pink mist.


That's not a bad way to go.  Beats being executed with a .22
 
2017-04-15 01:52:56 AM  

uber humper: That's not a bad way to go.  Beats being executed with a .22


Depends on how you do it.  Single shot to the chest?  Yea that would suck.  Single shot behind the ear into the brainpan?  Ohh thats an old mob favorite, turns em off like a switch.  Never underestimate a .22lr.
 
2017-04-15 01:55:06 AM  

uber humper: Masta Beta: So which of these guys from this unit get to walk into the tunnel and light the fuse for the upcoming nuclear test?

Test has been canceled.


Test cancelled !
Well, there go my weekend plans.
 
2017-04-15 02:36:35 AM  
You would think that ordering all those deaths would make Kim Jung ill.
 
2017-04-15 02:37:02 AM  
Sounds like the old Soviet Cold War BS again. Where they had 'political officers' on Russian subs and warships to make sure everyone toed the line, to report everyone who did not and to shoot anyone who just broke loose.

The soviet military was riddled with spies who spied on the soldiers.

Sounds like the NK's are also. However the people are getting wise to Kim 2 and I think he'd better bring up a few more anti-aircraft guns to protest his arse. I figured the Military Leaders, usually brighter than the average citizen, could see the rocky road he was taking them down and I'm surprised they haven't pulled a coup before he manages to get nuclear bombs raining down on their heads.

This also coming right after Trump threatened a strike if he tested one more nuclear bomb. I figure S. Korea has about had enough of his troops firing potshots at them and threatening to grind them all under the boot heels of his 'mighty troops'. Especially now that China is dropping their major support. The strict Communism of China has mellowed out a lot since Mayo was in charge and making an idiot of himself and his nation. Now China is interested in making profits.

Food for thought: in all of recorded history, we have only had a total of 135 years of peace, and not all at once, globally. Which indicates we've, meaning all humans, have been fighting amongst ourselves nearly forever.
 
2017-04-15 02:41:31 AM  

Amish Tech Support: "I'm not saying Kim is stupid, but someone told him it was chilly outside and he went and got a bowl"

- Duk Chow 2nd Army Corps anti-aircraft test dummy


"Hey, did you hear about Duk Chow last week? Glorious Leader didn't. He never duck chow. He there every time! Hehe. I be here all we-...uh I don't be here anymore."
Chin Fat, 2nd Army Corp mortar retrieval expert.
 
2017-04-15 02:41:47 AM  
the chinese will obliterate kim and his entire command structure ( no worries about family as kim has done that himself) the south will step forward to help and the world will be at ease.

china saves face by being a hero
usa provides aid
russia provides support by acknowleding the world is now safe

the korean people finally get to eat
 
2017-04-15 03:23:19 AM  

gunsmack: Folks got a little pissy about Russia annexing Crimea. Can't imagine anything more than an "oh f*cking well" if China wee to annex this little slice of heaven.


China has no historical or cultural claim to North Korea.

Of course people would be royally pissed, especially South Korea.
 
2017-04-15 03:32:50 AM  

smunns: I don't believe the article one bit.  It's all rubbish.  I've no doubt some soldiers mock hm,however the article has no credibility.


South Korea spouts just as much propaganda as North Korea.

Either a. Everyone is so scared in North Korea that noone dares not envoke his name with reverence at any given moment, or b. He's a running joke.

They can't keep both pieces of propaganda running at the same time.

People making jokes about him sounds like the most plausible, and normal for human nature.
 
2017-04-15 03:34:35 AM  
Revealing state secrets is a serious offence.
 
2017-04-15 03:58:32 AM  

Fissile: The only reason this crap hasn't been stopped yet, is because no one wants to deal with the aftermath of  getting North Korea up to speed with the rest of the world after the current regime goes Tango Uniform.  The costs of reunifying East Germany with West Germany were staggering and East Germany was in nowhere near as bad of shape as North Korea is.


No, the reason why is that Best Korea has enough artillery pointed at Seoul to level it several times over in minutes.

Plus China's not keen on having Americans marching up toward the Yalu River, on account of what happened last time when Douglas MacArthur said "nah, those Chinese pussies won't get involved...".
 
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