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(CBS Pittsburgh)   Cop pulls a couple of ladies over then gets charged with gross sexual imposition and abduction for assaulting two women with a sex toy. This thread is dildos from the get go   ( pittsburgh.cbslocal.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Jury, Forty-nine-year-old Kenneth Bolton, east cleveland, gross sexual imposition, Cleveland police officer, sex toy, Cuyahoga County, Ohio, misdemeanor civil rights  
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2017-04-14 10:34:36 PM  
Bad Boys, Bad Boys
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do
When they come on you?
Bad Boys, Bad Boys
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do
When they come OOOONNNNN YOOOOOOOOOOUUUU?
 
2017-04-14 10:44:27 PM  
Cops on a roll this week newswise
 
2017-04-14 11:20:42 PM  
Weird. Penthouse letters usually turn out differently.
 
2017-04-14 11:20:49 PM  
County prosecutors say Bolton illegally pulled over a 22-year-old woman and a 23-year-old woman in February and used a sex toy he found in the back seat to rub against their genitals outside of their clothing while they were seated in the vehicle.

So, what was the sex toy?  A few wasps in a cigar tube?
 
2017-04-14 11:22:03 PM  

thatguyoverthere70: Bad Boys, Bad Boys
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do
When they come on you?
Bad Boys, Bad Boys
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do
When they come OOOONNNNN YOOOOOOOOOOUUUU?


It gives a whole new meaning to "132nd and Bush, I've got him at gunpoint."
 
2017-04-14 11:22:27 PM  
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2017-04-14 11:23:05 PM  
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2017-04-14 11:25:27 PM  
Another f*cking hero.
 
2017-04-14 11:28:45 PM  
Wanted for questioning:
e.snmc.io
 
2017-04-14 11:29:19 PM  
There is a difference between a cop and an ex-cop.

As in, one is and one isn't.
 
2017-04-14 11:30:46 PM  

edmo: Cops on a roll this week newswise


They figure United will do something more farked up in the next couple of days....
 
2017-04-14 11:32:05 PM  

Mergatroid: There is a difference between a cop and an ex-cop.

As in, one is and one isn't.


Not sure what you're on about.
He was a cop when he did this.
He was fired. That is why he's now an ex-cop.
Nothing in the article or headline is wrong.
 
2017-04-14 11:32:16 PM  
img.fark.net

Approves
 
2017-04-14 11:35:09 PM  

Walker: Mergatroid: There is a difference between a cop and an ex-cop.

As in, one is and one isn't.

Not sure what you're on about.
He was a cop when he did this.
He was fired. That is why he's now an ex-cop.
Nothing in the article or headline is wrong.


And he will get a new cop job in another city within the week.
 
2017-04-14 11:39:08 PM  

Walker: Mergatroid: There is a difference between a cop and an ex-cop.

As in, one is and one isn't.

Not sure what you're on about.
He was a cop when he did this.
He was fired. That is why he's now an ex-cop.
Nothing in the article or headline is wrong.


You and your technicalities.

I had a Christian friend who was worried because he "lost control" and stuck " only the tip" in his girlfriend.

I told him it's like in the NFL:  once you break the plane, you've bought the cow.

Something like that.  He's going to hell.
 
2017-04-14 11:39:20 PM  

davidphogan: thatguyoverthere70: Bad Boys, Bad Boys
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do
When they come on you?
Bad Boys, Bad Boys
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do
When they come OOOONNNNN YOOOOOOOOOOUUUU?

It gives a whole new meaning to "132nd and Bush, I've got him at gunpoint."


img.fark.net
 
2017-04-14 11:42:23 PM  
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2017-04-14 11:52:01 PM  
Eggcellant (just in time for Easter). Was it a Paltrow approved technique? Was it a Bolton toy?
Asking for a friend, inquiring minds and all.
 
2017-04-14 11:55:36 PM  
Well, you can't say he didn't do his best to live his dream.
 
2017-04-14 11:59:56 PM  
Wow. A cop got fired for misconduct, before he even got convicted?

He should have just shot a black guy.
 
2017-04-15 12:04:18 AM  
When I was in high school I was planning to be a cop.  Then I found out my color blindness made that a no go.  Ruining all hope of shooting innocents and sexual assaulting women.

Seriously, though, I'm glad I didn't become a cop.  I'm afraid of what I might have become.
 
2017-04-15 12:14:53 AM  
'You People' are just determined  to take all the fun out of being a cop.
 
2017-04-15 12:31:25 AM  

davidphogan: County prosecutors say Bolton illegally pulled over a 22-year-old woman and a 23-year-old woman in February and used a sex toy he found in the back seat to rub against their genitals outside of their clothing while they were seated in the vehicle.

So, what was the sex toy?  A few wasps in a cigar tube?


A modified toilet paper roll tube.
 
2017-04-15 12:41:01 AM  
Jesus, stop freakin out, people, it's just a few bad apples dildos. Nothing to dildo here, just dildo along, citizens.

Dildo.
 
2017-04-15 12:49:15 AM  

gunsmack: Walker: Mergatroid: There is a difference between a cop and an ex-cop.

As in, one is and one isn't.

Not sure what you're on about.
He was a cop when he did this.
He was fired. That is why he's now an ex-cop.
Nothing in the article or headline is wrong.

And he will get a new cop job in another city within the week.


Care to place a wager on that?
 
TWX
2017-04-15 01:22:56 AM  

dv-ous: Wow. A cop got fired for misconduct, before he even got convicted?

He should have just shot a black guy.


Maybe this particular cop doesn't get-off on shooting black guys.

knbwhite: davidphogan: County prosecutors say Bolton illegally pulled over a 22-year-old woman and a 23-year-old woman in February and used a sex toy he found in the back seat to rub against their genitals outside of their clothing while they were seated in the vehicle.

So, what was the sex toy?  A few wasps in a cigar tube?

A modified toilet paper roll tube.


I thought the meme was a "Modified paper towel holder."
 
2017-04-15 01:24:58 AM  

TWX: dv-ous: Wow. A cop got fired for misconduct, before he even got convicted?

He should have just shot a black guy.

Maybe this particular cop doesn't get-off on shooting black guys.

knbwhite: davidphogan: County prosecutors say Bolton illegally pulled over a 22-year-old woman and a 23-year-old woman in February and used a sex toy he found in the back seat to rub against their genitals outside of their clothing while they were seated in the vehicle.

So, what was the sex toy?  A few wasps in a cigar tube?

A modified toilet paper roll tube.

I thought the meme was a "Modified paper towel holder."


Whoa, I haven't seen that one broken out in a while.
 
2017-04-15 01:47:28 AM  
Well, it wasn't like it was his dildo that he brought for the purpose. He was just testing evidence found on the scene for... functionality? He was just using his penetrating abilities to get a firm grasp on events. I don't think he was trying to give them the shaft or set them up for hard time.
 
2017-04-15 02:01:43 AM  

Turkey Baster Blasphemy: Walker: Mergatroid: There is a difference between a cop and an ex-cop.

As in, one is and one isn't.

Not sure what you're on about.
He was a cop when he did this.
He was fired. That is why he's now an ex-cop.
Nothing in the article or headline is wrong.

You and your technicalities.

I had a Christian friend who was worried because he "lost control" and stuck " only the tip" in his girlfriend.

I told him it's like in the NFL:  once you break the plane, you've bought the cow.

Something like that.  He's goin

Turkey Baster Blasphemy: Walker: Mergatroid: There is a difference between a cop and an ex-cop.

As in, one is and one isn't.

Not sure what you're on about.
He was a cop when he did this.
He was fired. That is why he's now an ex-cop.
Nothing in the article or headline is wrong.

You and your technicalities.

I had a Christian friend who was worried because he "lost control" and stuck " only the tip" in his girlfriend.

I told him it's like in the NFL:  once you break the plane, you've bought the cow.

Something like that.  He's going to hell.


And, to welcome him, there will be a large friendly devil, with a probe the size and texture of a pineapple, waiting to greet him, just beyond the gates of Hell. May he have joy of the experience.
 
2017-04-15 02:29:59 AM  

AckAckAck: Jesus, stop freakin out, people, it's just a few bad apples dildos. Nothing to dildo here, just dildo along, citizens.

Dildo.


Trying to get dildos into the newsletter for.most mentions? Do they even put dildos in the newsletter?

/Ok dildos will do my share to dildos help.
/Dildos on dildos.
Dildos squared.
 
2017-04-15 02:42:16 AM  
I can't fap to this unless there is a pic.
 
2017-04-15 02:45:28 AM  
"What is worse than living in Cleveland, Ohio?"
 
2017-04-15 03:19:00 AM  
BUT DON'T FORGET ALL COPS ARE HEROES AND BETTER AMERICANS THAN THE REST OF US AND WE OWE THEM SO MUCH GOD PLEASE BLESS THESE BRAVE MEN IN JESUS NAME AMEN.
 
2017-04-15 04:20:11 AM  
When and why did the ladies he stopped turn into the women he assaulted?
 
2017-04-15 04:22:12 AM  

MycroftHolmes: [img.fark.net image 218x163]

Approves


Came for this reference.  Leaving satisfied.  And sticky.
 
2017-04-15 06:07:04 AM  

chawco: AckAckAck: Jesus, stop freakin out, people, it's just a few bad apples dildos. Nothing to dildo here, just dildo along, citizens.

Dildo.

Trying to get dildos into the newsletter for.most mentions? Do they even put dildos in the newsletter?

/Ok dildos will do my share to dildos help.
/Dildos on dildos.
Dildos squared.


Dildos? No, not dildos but dildos. Jesus dildo christ how dildo is this? If ever I saw a dildo that dildo'd a dildo dildo dildo dildo than dildo dildo, I'd totally dildo!!!!
d.
i.
l.
d.
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odlid
 
2017-04-15 06:33:47 AM  

OgreMagi: When I was in high school I was planning to be a cop.  Then I found out my color blindness made that a no go.  Ruining all hope of shooting innocents and sexual assaulting women.

Seriously, though, I'm glad I didn't become a cop.  I'm afraid of what I might have become.


Becoming a cop doesn't turn you into a criminal.  Certain professions attract people with questionable personality traits.  CEOs attract scociopaths.  Cops attract bullies that like to wield power over the weak.

If you are normal and well adjusted, you would have been a normal and well adjusted cop that helped people.  If you have issues with wielding authority, then yea, it's a good thing you didn't become a cop.
 
2017-04-15 07:20:49 AM  
Battery? Not included.
 
2017-04-15 07:41:24 AM  

AckAckAck: Jesus, stop freakin out, people, it's just a few bad apples dildos. Nothing to dildo here, just dildo along, citizens.

Dildo.


At least this one wasn't protected by the Thin Blue Dildo.
/makes you wonder which one of his superior dildos he pissed of
 
2017-04-15 07:42:38 AM  

Percise1: Well, it wasn't like it was his dildo that he brought for the purpose. He was just testing evidence found on the scene for... functionality? He was just using his penetrating abilities to get a firm grasp on events. I don't think he was trying to give them the shaft or set them up for hard time.


He misunderstood what being hard on crime meant.  Well, many cops do.
 
2017-04-15 07:53:56 AM  
Talk about getting bad vibes.
 
2017-04-15 07:58:11 AM  
If they were hot, it is all their fault.
 
2017-04-15 08:22:12 AM  
img.fark.net

Here they just plant drugs
 
2017-04-15 09:38:22 AM  

2wolves: "What is worse than living in Cleveland, Ohio?"


Living in East Cleveland
 
2017-04-15 09:39:57 AM  
At least he got home safely to his family that night.
 
2017-04-15 11:35:42 AM  
There was a copper lost his job
And dildo was his game - oh.

D I L D O
D I L D O
D I L D O

and dildo was his game - oh.
 
2017-04-15 12:52:55 PM  

FuManchu7: OgreMagi: When I was in high school I was planning to be a cop.  Then I found out my color blindness made that a no go.  Ruining all hope of shooting innocents and sexual assaulting women.

Seriously, though, I'm glad I didn't become a cop.  I'm afraid of what I might have become.

Becoming a cop doesn't turn you into a criminal.  Certain professions attract people with questionable personality traits.  CEOs attract scociopaths.  Cops attract bullies that like to wield power over the weak.

If you are normal and well adjusted, you would have been a normal and well adjusted cop that helped people.  If you have issues with wielding authority, then yea, it's a good thing you didn't become a cop.


Perhaps, but there is that thing called "herd mentality".
 
2017-04-15 01:35:03 PM  

OgreMagi: Perhaps, but there is that thing called "herd mentality".


Oh, then the cop should get a cattle prod (to use as a dildo).

\ or just use his dildo nightstick
\\ we now return to our regularly scheduled serious dildo
\\\ odlid
 
2017-04-15 01:58:34 PM  
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