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(Deccan Chronicle)   Man stiffens up with love potion #9   ( deccanchronicle.com) divider line
    More: Awkward, Sexual arousal, Sexual intercourse, higher sexual desire, Woman, Human sexual behavior, Marriage, Erection, Penis  
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4700 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Apr 2017 at 8:14 PM (27 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-04-14 04:55:32 PM  
All he had to do was find the cop on 34th and Vine

/why yes, I am old
 
2017-04-14 05:02:01 PM  
That article seems legit.
 
2017-04-14 06:01:04 PM  
"Tell your doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than four hours."

Tell my doctor?  Hell, I'm telling everyone.
 
2017-04-14 06:59:12 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-14 07:58:07 PM  
I showed this headline to my gf and mentioned the boner pill warning that if you have an erection for more than four hours to call the doctor

/She said "The hell with that, call two hookers"
//I love that woman
 
2017-04-14 08:16:48 PM  
Reporters are so desperate they're publishing fairy tales.
 
2017-04-14 08:18:10 PM  
Yea, this sounds like it actually happened.
 
2017-04-14 08:18:35 PM  
I doubt the actual erection lasted that long.. just a super increased sex drive due to the massive increase in hormones

sure wouldnt want to be th guy collecting the urine
 
2017-04-14 08:18:52 PM  
Checks Amazon for baboon urine....Damn
 
2017-04-14 08:19:21 PM  
img.fark.net/love that movie
 
2017-04-14 08:24:19 PM  
Mods! Please, please change the tag to Fake News. These kinds of stupid made up stories are the conditioning agent for really big lies. Let's not encourage the behavior that led to the Trumpenfuhrer.
 
2017-04-14 08:26:23 PM  
 
2017-04-14 08:26:25 PM  

kvinesknows: I doubt the actual erection lasted that long.. just a super increased sex drive due to the massive increase in hormones

sure wouldnt want to be th guy collecting the urine


You could probably stand across the room and do it, though.
 
2017-04-14 08:27:14 PM  
The love potion with bamboo urine has been popular in Zimbabwe (Photo: Pixabay)

but spell check said bamboo urine is fine...
did anyone look up bamboo urine ??
 
2017-04-14 08:30:27 PM  
Tree pee
 
2017-04-14 08:31:30 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-14 08:31:33 PM  
Cock pushups. He should have done them.
 
2017-04-14 08:33:25 PM  
Fake news. 

Can't trust most news articles coming out of Zimbabwe, Congo, Ethiopia, or Nigeria. They print complete delusional bullshiat and delusions, like Goblin attacks, witches, powers by eating Albinos, and pretty stupid things tailored to a very stupid population.....and fark.com apparently.
 
2017-04-14 08:36:16 PM  
Seriously, mods. What the fark? Redlight bullshiat like this.

National Enquirer would have given this a pass
 
2017-04-14 08:36:48 PM  
He could beat that erection problem.
 
2017-04-14 08:37:26 PM  
i455.photobucket.com
 
2017-04-14 08:37:27 PM  

kvinesknows: I doubt the actual erection lasted that long.. just a super increased sex drive due to the massive increase in hormones

sure wouldnt want to be th guy collecting the urine


If the story has any truth whatsoever, then yeah, he was overflowing with hormones for some reason. A three-week erection would cause permanent damage and possibly anemia.

The baboon urine part tells me it is just complete bullshiat.
 
2017-04-14 08:38:32 PM  
Phew, I'm glad it wasn't Rick Potion #9.
 
2017-04-14 08:40:02 PM  
files.explosm.net
 
2017-04-14 08:41:23 PM  
img1.joyreactor.com
 
2017-04-14 08:41:53 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2017-04-14 08:43:58 PM  
xtechbiz.files.wordpress.com
 
2017-04-14 08:45:29 PM  
img.pandawhale.com
 
2017-04-14 08:45:55 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-14 08:46:19 PM  
Great, now the Chinese are going to be after baboons too...
 
2017-04-14 08:47:37 PM  
s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
 
2017-04-14 08:49:35 PM  
Well, this adds to my list of "how I imagine guys get boners"....

i.imgur.com
 
2017-04-14 08:49:49 PM  
My reaction: Yeaaaah baby!

Wife's reaction: Pfffttt.
 
2017-04-14 08:50:19 PM  

mjjt: All he had to do was find the cop on 34th and Vine

/why yes, I am old


He had so much fun that he's going back again
I wonder what'll happen with Love Potion Number Ten?
 
2017-04-14 08:50:23 PM  
So wifey poured him a stiff drink, eh?
 
2017-04-14 08:51:07 PM  
evilox.com
 
2017-04-14 08:56:41 PM  
Love potion #9 ? Right here baby...
i5.walmartimages.com
 
2017-04-14 09:02:23 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-14 09:10:52 PM  
This story has a lot of Zimbabwe to love. Second wife trying to steal attention from first wife. The part about her working in the fields, being in the kitchen and at church. The authorities hearing about it and taking the witch to trial...
Hold my beer while I catch this baboon
 
2017-04-14 09:12:15 PM  
"...after his wife confessed to supplying the potion to him for higher sexual desire and making him lose interest in his first wife, the healer was taken to authorities."

Interest in the man's second through fifth wives was significantly increased. Let this be a lesson to all you first wives - be careful what you wish for.
 
2017-04-14 09:14:39 PM  
"maintaining a hard on for longer"

Clearly, the Deccan Chronicle is the pinnacle of journalistic excellence.
 
2017-04-14 09:19:30 PM  
Just for the sake of clarity are we gonna off a guy, whack a guy or what?
 
2017-04-14 09:22:47 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Well, this adds to my list of "how I imagine guys get boners"....

[i.imgur.com image 500x375]


Ah, the Brazilian Wanderer.  If you get bit, you may suffer from priapism.  That may sound like a good thing, but it's a sign your nervous system has gone haywire and you're about to go into cardiac arrest or respiratory failure.  But that comes after painful muscle spasms and possibly siezures.

Oh, and if you do suffer from priapism, you want to get it fixed or you may get penile gangrene and nobody wants to have a piece of their penis surgically removed.

Better to have a needle sucking blood out of a penile vein than a scalpel cutting it off.

/The more you know.
 
2017-04-14 09:25:25 PM  
Yohimbine bark?
 
2017-04-14 09:26:07 PM  
(untitled YouTube clip)
Youtube 0OP5EnaaYjQ

Just don't mess with Funky Cold Madina.
 
2017-04-14 09:29:18 PM  
Uh huh, sure, this really happened.  No, No, I believe it.  I really do.
 
2017-04-14 09:31:44 PM  
"Fake" tag still isn't in Fark's collective consciousness.
 
2017-04-14 09:32:38 PM  
which included times when she was working on the fields, cooking and even during church service.

Fake story. They don't have food in Zimbabwe
 
2017-04-14 09:43:14 PM  

stuffy: [YouTube video]
Just don't mess with Funky Cold Madina.


You've got to be careful, especially if you've met a girl named Tina.
 
2017-04-14 09:45:30 PM  
img.fark.net
 
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