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(Washington Post)   Texas football team hazing takes "Gatorade: Is It In You?" slogan to a whole 'nother level   ( washingtonpost.com) divider line
    More: Sick, Sexual intercourse, La Vernia, Rape, Human sexual behavior, High school, Child Doe, Police, Pleading  
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2017-04-14 11:24:41 AM  
at least 10 victims have come forward with stories of athletic team "initiations" that included sodomy and sexual abuse with Coke and Gatorade bottles, flashlights and the threaded end of a carbon dioxide tank.

Football is the ultimate alpha male sport. It is for the toughest and strongest, both physically and mentally. These men live by a warrior's code, something you probably cannot begin to understand.
 
2017-04-14 11:55:30 AM  
There is a rule in videogames that definitely applies here, that if you have not sodomized other individuals for at least one-hundred hours, then you are not qualified to comment on the topic.

Sodomy experts understand that this is a character-building exercise which will put these young men on the road to success.  Anyone who complains about this, in my opinion, is mentally weak and simply not cut out for the field.  Now bend over.
 
2017-04-14 12:45:58 PM  
Child Doe struggled to get away, but the players allegedly sexually assaulted the young player with a Gatorade G2 bottle.


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"Do you know how big a bottle of G2 is? That's mental disorder, man!"
 
2017-04-14 01:51:20 PM  
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Tonight, on a very special Friday Night Lights... Gentlemen, you need to strive to be better. I don't need you to be better than everyone else but you gotta try. That's what character is, the trying. Now, can we try to not put random objects on our teammate's asses. Don't put anything back there bigger than a dildo or less loving than a fist, and always make sure you have consent before you do. But if that gets too tricky to recall, then just remember: Clear sphincters, empty rectums, can't lose!
 
2017-04-14 02:14:06 PM  
If you shove gatorade up your butt, do you pee out of your mouth?
 
2017-04-14 02:22:30 PM  
High school football player's ass: It's got electrolytes
 
2017-04-14 02:23:21 PM  

Snapper Carr: High school football player's ass: It's got electrolytes


It's what plants crave.
 
2017-04-14 02:24:10 PM  
but totally not gay, right?
 
2017-04-14 02:25:42 PM  
Probably the same people complained the military 'went soft' by eliminating most hazing.
 
2017-04-14 02:27:11 PM  
Does this have to do with butt chugging? Can we please not link Pay-for-fake-news sites?  Also what team?
 
2017-04-14 02:27:17 PM  
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2017-04-14 02:28:59 PM  
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2017-04-14 02:29:20 PM  
Why does it always got to be butt stuff? Cant just tape them to the goal post or finger bang their girlfriend while they are passed out from drinking too much cheap beer?
 
2017-04-14 02:31:29 PM  
Eventually they'll grow up to be Texas conservatives "what hates the gays and their immoral ways of living" and masturbate furiously at night to the memory of fondling the genitals of, and sodomizing, young boys. And I'm not making an effort to conflate this kind of horrible rapey behavior with being homosexual. But they will.
 
2017-04-14 02:34:59 PM  
Careful what you say, one of those kids doing the hazing will probably grow up to be governor.
 
2017-04-14 02:35:52 PM  
Linda Lovelace and a Coke?
 
2017-04-14 02:35:55 PM  

groppet: Why does it always got to be butt stuff? Cant just tape them to the goal post or finger bang their girlfriend while they are passed out from drinking too much cheap beer?


Footballers love the butt.  Good play, touch the guy's butt.
Southerners love their sodomy, it's the Jesus loophole.
Texans worship their football, and are southerners on steroids.
Ergo, sodomy.
 
2017-04-14 02:37:43 PM  
Nothing says American, Texass, high school football (FFS, who cares!) and all around manliness than FORCIBLE HOMOSEXUAL SODOMY!

athletic team "initiations" that included sodomy and sexual abuse with Coke and Gatorade bottles, flashlights and the threaded end of a carbon dioxide tank.

No one should ever have any object placed inside their asshole that is larger than a fist and less loving than a dildo okay?
G. Carlin

/not much else left to say
//threaded end? WTF is wrong with you people?
 
2017-04-14 02:38:37 PM  

pacified: but totally not gay, right?


Did their balls touch?
 
2017-04-14 02:38:53 PM  
Whatever happened to just shaving the rookies' heads?
 
2017-04-14 02:38:56 PM  

groppet: Why does it always got to be butt stuff? Cant just tape them to the goal post or finger bang their girlfriend while they are passed out from drinking too much cheap beer?


Pretty sure that counts as rape as well. Wouldn't it just be better not to engage in illegal and degrading activities at all?
 
2017-04-14 02:39:49 PM  
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough
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2017-04-14 02:41:24 PM  

DubyaHater: groppet: Why does it always got to be butt stuff? Cant just tape them to the goal post or finger bang their girlfriend while they are passed out from drinking too much cheap beer?

Pretty sure that counts as rape as well. Wouldn't it just be better not to engage in illegal and degrading activities at all?


Looks like the pronoun game to me.  I thought the varsity players werw going to finger bang the girlfriends of the passed out JV players.

/my sarc detector might be broken today
 
2017-04-14 02:41:42 PM  
It's pretty telling that adherents to this ultra-masculine Texas high school football culture jump at every opportunity to shove things up other people's asses.
 
2017-04-14 02:41:55 PM  
Hmmm. Seems less like hazing and more like sodomy club...
 
2017-04-14 02:44:03 PM  

mikefinch: Hmmm. Seems less like hazing and more like sodomy club...


And here you are, violating the first rule of sodomy club.
 
2017-04-14 02:44:22 PM  

Teufel Ritter: DubyaHater: groppet: Why does it always got to be butt stuff? Cant just tape them to the goal post or finger bang their girlfriend while they are passed out from drinking too much cheap beer?

Pretty sure that counts as rape as well. Wouldn't it just be better not to engage in illegal and degrading activities at all?

Looks like the pronoun game to me.  I thought the varsity players werw going to finger bang the girlfriends of the passed out JV players.

/my sarc detector might be broken today


That still seems incredibly farked up.
 
2017-04-14 02:46:51 PM  
Steers and ?
 
2017-04-14 02:47:27 PM  

pacified: but totally not gay, right?


My question as well. Hazing? Fine, in my opinion--some eggs, 'tagging' (light beatings), locker shenanigans, etc., perfectly okay.
Sodomy? What the hell is WRONG with you??
 
2017-04-14 02:48:20 PM  
many of the victims, perpetrators and members of law enforcement know each other intimately

Yeah. Umm...
 
2017-04-14 02:49:55 PM  

DubyaHater: groppet: Why does it always got to be butt stuff? Cant just tape them to the goal post or finger bang their girlfriend while they are passed out from drinking too much cheap beer?

Pretty sure that counts as rape as well. Wouldn't it just be better not to engage in illegal and degrading activities at all?


Isn't that like 50% of what counts for fun in high school?

Difficulty: consent.
 
2017-04-14 02:50:23 PM  
You know, I played hockey for four years in high school in Massachusetts back in the 80s. Anally assaulting each other with foreign objects just wasn't part of the team building process...
 
2017-04-14 02:51:07 PM  
I was told by both a family member and a friend that since I had never 'been a part of something bigger than a rec softball team' that I couldn't understand why this kind of hazing was a good thing.

I explained that if I had to crawl backwards naked through garbage to be a 'part' of something that I didn't need to be part of it.  If you have to physically abuse someone to feel better about yourself you have a problem.  If you feel you need to be abused by people to be accepted you also have a problem.
 
2017-04-14 02:51:24 PM  

mikefinch: Teufel Ritter: DubyaHater: groppet: Why does it always got to be butt stuff? Cant just tape them to the goal post or finger bang their girlfriend while they are passed out from drinking too much cheap beer?

Pretty sure that counts as rape as well. Wouldn't it just be better not to engage in illegal and degrading activities at all?

Looks like the pronoun game to me.  I thought the varsity players werw going to finger bang the girlfriends of the passed out JV players.

/my sarc detector might be broken today

That still seems incredibly farked up.


It isn't a great way to build team unity, but gals are allowed to get finger banged by whoever they want.
 
2017-04-14 02:53:23 PM  

keylock71: You know, I played hockey for four years in high school in Massachusetts back in the 80s. Anally assaulting each other with foreign objects just wasn't part of the team building process...


Yeah, if anyone on any team I was a part of tried this, they'd have been called homos and shunned.

/NTTAWWT
//It was a different time back then
 
2017-04-14 02:56:31 PM  

keylock71: You know, I played hockey for four years in high school in Massachusetts back in the 80s. Anally assaulting each other with foreign objects just wasn't part of the team building process...


And did you win the state championship? No? I didn't think so. maybe if you were a little less reticent to rape your teammates, you would have played better...
 
2017-04-14 02:57:16 PM  

keylock71: You know, I played hockey for four years in high school in Massachusetts back in the 80s. Anally assaulting each other with foreign objects just wasn't part of the team building process...


Are you sure you didn't just block it out?
Do you feel anything coming back up?
 
2017-04-14 02:57:32 PM  

quizzical: [img.buzzfeed.com image 501x283]


Pardon me, but what's that movie from?
 
2017-04-14 02:58:11 PM  

Teufel Ritter: DubyaHater: groppet: Why does it always got to be butt stuff? Cant just tape them to the goal post or finger bang their girlfriend while they are passed out from drinking too much cheap beer?

Pretty sure that counts as rape as well. Wouldn't it just be better not to engage in illegal and degrading activities at all?

Looks like the pronoun game to me.  I thought the varsity players were going to finger bang the girlfriends of the passed out JV players.

/my sarc detector might be broken today


Ah. Well, if it's consensual finger banging, have at it
 
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2017-04-14 03:02:45 PM  
 
2017-04-14 03:02:49 PM  
Luckily they were not on the bowling team.....
 
2017-04-14 03:03:15 PM  

DubyaHater: Teufel Ritter: DubyaHater: groppet: Why does it always got to be butt stuff? Cant just tape them to the goal post or finger bang their girlfriend while they are passed out from drinking too much cheap beer?

Pretty sure that counts as rape as well. Wouldn't it just be better not to engage in illegal and degrading activities at all?

Looks like the pronoun game to me.  I thought the varsity players were going to finger bang the girlfriends of the passed out JV players.

/my sarc detector might be broken today

Ah. Well, if it's consensual finger banging, have at it


Probably NSFW:
South Park- Fingerbang
Youtube uLS_HARAYZQ
 
2017-04-14 03:03:29 PM  
Homoerotic ass play in a small, wow I am really shocked.
 
2017-04-14 03:04:12 PM  
La Vernia police chief Bruce Ritchey has called the scandal a "black eye" on the community.

There's no reason to bring race into this.
 
2017-04-14 03:06:12 PM  
it is called Texass for a reason.
 
2017-04-14 03:06:44 PM  

jchic: I was told by both a family member and a friend that since I had never 'been a part of something bigger than a rec softball team' that I couldn't understand why this kind of hazing was a good thing.

I explained that if I had to crawl backwards naked through garbage to be a 'part' of something that I didn't need to be part of it.  If you have to physically abuse someone to feel better about yourself you have a problem.  If you feel you need to be abused by people to be accepted you also have a problem.


A bit of a tangent here, but in the case of fraternities, I always thought it was pretty dumb of them to be so relaxed when it came to letting non-member friends hang out with them. I would have never pledged myself if you paid me, but I had a few friends do so at different fraternities, and each one would "invite" me to so many different random events at their house that whatever "mystique" (lol) about Greek life was completely squashed.

There's really no point to joining a frat as long as you have a friend or two in one, because about 90% of all the fun stuff they do you're invited to, and you're exempt from 100% of the bad stuff (hazing, frat dues, mandatory study hours, etc).
 
2017-04-14 03:10:28 PM  

Tax Boy: If you shove gatorade up your butt, do you pee out of your mouth?


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2017-04-14 03:10:30 PM  
I played sports through high school.  There was never any butt play.  We also never won any championship.  Correlation or causation?
 
2017-04-14 03:12:43 PM  
But it's got electrolytes...
 
2017-04-14 03:13:45 PM  

Teufel Ritter: keylock71: You know, I played hockey for four years in high school in Massachusetts back in the 80s. Anally assaulting each other with foreign objects just wasn't part of the team building process...

Yeah, if anyone on any team I was a part of tried this, they'd have been called homos and shunned.

/NTTAWWT
//It was a different time back then


It was a hyper-testostrone environment, no doubt... lots of fights (always made up over excessive amounts of cheap beer), but hazing wasn't really part of it at all. Making the team seemed to be enough. : )
 
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