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(Some Guy)   For GoT fans, new theories emerge about who really orchestrated the red wedding, and who actually controls the white walkers   ( theoriesarecoming.com) divider line
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2017-04-14 04:18:11 PM  
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I know who orchestrated the White Wedding. It was a shock to the system.
 
2017-04-14 04:21:42 PM  

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I know who orchestrated the White Wedding. It was a shock to the system.


It was a nice day for it
 
2017-04-14 04:24:41 PM  
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// Seriously, that was pretty entertaining.
 
2017-04-14 04:26:24 PM  
WooHoo! A rare 'green' for me!
 
2017-04-14 04:30:39 PM  
Given all the loose ends Martin has left out damn near any of those are plausible.
 
2017-04-14 04:43:54 PM  
I like this one:

Arya is secretly dead


There's no lumos maxima spell in Braavos, so we don't know what really happened when Arya cut the candle to fight the Waif in the dark. Did Arya kill the Waif and return to Jaqen H'ghar? Or did the Waif kill Arya and wear her face? When she told Jaqen that "a girl is Arya Stark", she may not have been Arya emphasizing her true identity. She may well have been the Waif announcing that she's now assuming Arya's identity.

 
2017-04-14 04:46:16 PM  
Theories? Who needs theories when you ave the complete book series to read?

Oh... My bad. Sorry. Carry on.
 
2017-04-14 05:02:49 PM  

Jingle Strangle: I like this one:Arya is secretly dead
There's no lumos maxima spell in Braavos, so we don't know what really happened when Arya cut the candle to fight the Waif in the dark. Did Arya kill the Waif and return to Jaqen H'ghar? Or did the Waif kill Arya and wear her face? When she told Jaqen that "a girl is Arya Stark", she may not have been Arya emphasizing her true identity. She may well have been the Waif announcing that she's now assuming Arya's identity.


Well, she's still played by Maisie Williams, so that's the main thing.
 
2017-04-14 05:05:21 PM  
The Jews? I'm gonna guess the Jews.
 
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2017-04-14 05:05:52 PM  

Mikey1969: Theories? Who needs theories when you ave the complete book series to read?

Oh... My bad. Sorry. Carry on.


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2017-04-14 05:45:00 PM  

Jingle Strangle: I like this one:Arya is secretly dead
There's no lumos maxima spell in Braavos, so we don't know what really happened when Arya cut the candle to fight the Waif in the dark. Did Arya kill the Waif and return to Jaqen H'ghar? Or did the Waif kill Arya and wear her face? When she told Jaqen that "a girl is Arya Stark", she may not have been Arya emphasizing her true identity. She may well have been the Waif announcing that she's now assuming Arya's identity.


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Was wondering if that was gonna go into a 'Jacob's Ladder'-type scenario.
 
2017-04-14 07:02:03 PM  
Christopher Walken controls the white walkens, doesn't he?
 
2017-04-14 07:04:10 PM  

Craw Fu: Christopher Walken controls the white walkens, doesn't he?


Ah wow
Ah wowee
 
2017-04-14 07:05:18 PM  
Brienne is secretly a chick.
 
2017-04-14 07:16:29 PM  
The red who and the white what now?
/i'm getting too old for this sh*t.
 
2017-04-14 07:33:02 PM  

T.rex: The red who and the white what now?
/i'm getting too old for this sh*t.


Fantasy Glencoe massacre, and generic fantasy zombie horde, respectively.
 
2017-04-14 08:03:33 PM  

Jim_Callahan: T.rex: The red who and the white what now?
/i'm getting too old for this sh*t.

Fantasy Glencoe massacre, and generic fantasy zombie horde, respectively.


Thank you. I'm Tom Cruise crystal clear on it, now.
(thats a reference to a film from the early 90's).
 
2017-04-14 08:11:32 PM  
Was it Justin Trudeau?

Go ahead, blame Canada. We've got broad shoulders.
 
2017-04-14 08:23:41 PM  

Mikey1969: Who needs theories when you ave the complete book series to read?


Izombie - what is George R.R. Martin doing right now?
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2017-04-14 09:59:54 PM  
Someone has WAY too much time on their hands.

Damn.
 
2017-04-14 11:25:31 PM  
My prediction:
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2017-04-14 11:49:28 PM  
Sigh,

Red Wedding was Tywin, always Tywin.
R+ L = J
Tyrion may be a Lannester, but little difference.
Jaime or Arya will kill Cercei

The rest is meh.

I liked ASOIAF better when it was Stackpole's DragonCrown War series. When Tarrent abandons his elf girl and she ends up as one of the Others.. err taken, yeah, sad.
 
2017-04-15 07:57:22 AM  

NathanAllen: Jaime or Arya will kill Cercei


It's got to be Jaime.  Cercei has already been told through that fortune teller that her brother would kill her, and she always assumed that to be Tyrion.  The teller's other fortunes about all her children being killed have already come true.

When Daenerys comes knocking and is about to win, Cercei will order the city destroyed with wild fire to try and save herself.   Jamie will once again kill a ruler to saves lives (kill Cercei before the order can get out of the throne room).  This will bring Jamie's original heroic act full-circle by once again killing a king/queen to save the city.

Of course, he'll be labeled king slayer x2 and be super ultra serious banished.
 
2017-04-15 09:27:40 AM  

FuManchu7: NathanAllen: Jaime or Arya will kill Cercei

It's got to be Jaime.  Cercei has already been told through that fortune teller that her brother would kill her, and she always assumed that to be Tyrion.  The teller's other fortunes about all her children being killed have already come true.

When Daenerys comes knocking and is about to win, Cercei will order the city destroyed with wild fire to try and save herself.   Jamie will once again kill a ruler to saves lives (kill Cercei before the order can get out of the throne room).  This will bring Jamie's original heroic act full-circle by once again killing a king/queen to save the city.

Of course, he'll be labeled king slayer x2 and be super ultra serious banished.


Tyrion will vouch for him and protect him.
 
2017-04-15 10:25:58 AM  

Jingle Strangle: I like this one:Arya is secretly dead
There's no lumos maxima spell in Braavos, so we don't know what really happened when Arya cut the candle to fight the Waif in the dark. Did Arya kill the Waif and return to Jaqen H'ghar? Or did the Waif kill Arya and wear her face? When she told Jaqen that "a girl is Arya Stark", she may not have been Arya emphasizing her true identity. She may well have been the Waif announcing that she's now assuming Arya's identity.


I have a better one. In this universe there are 2 forces at work. Good/Bad Light/dark Black/White Old/New and this world is their game board. There are rules to the game Each one is given several players they can give boons unto but only after they perform and succeed in a trial. Which for the biggest boons the champion must cheat death. When Arya misused the face and lost her sight I believe she was killed and put in a purgatory type state that was the test she had to pass. Embrace the darkness,let it be your power,overcome the waif and then deny the "gift" to return to your family. By denying it she won her life back. And got the power of the Faceless men.
 
2017-04-15 10:30:33 AM  

Jingle Strangle: I like this one:Arya is secretly dead
There's no lumos maxima spell in Braavos, so we don't know what really happened when Arya cut the candle to fight the Waif in the dark. Did Arya kill the Waif and return to Jaqen H'ghar? Or did the Waif kill Arya and wear her face? When she told Jaqen that "a girl is Arya Stark", she may not have been Arya emphasizing her true identity. She may well have been the Waif announcing that she's now assuming Arya's identity.


My only problem with this theory is, how do you then explain the Waif's face hanging on the wall? Did she cut off her own face?
 
2017-04-15 11:01:30 AM  

FuManchu7: NathanAllen: Jaime or Arya will kill Cercei

It's got to be Jaime.  Cercei has already been told through that fortune teller that her brother would kill her, and she always assumed that to be Tyrion.  The teller's other fortunes about all her children being killed have already come true.

When Daenerys comes knocking and is about to win, Cercei will order the city destroyed with wild fire to try and save herself.   Jamie will once again kill a ruler to saves lives (kill Cercei before the order can get out of the throne room).  This will bring Jamie's original heroic act full-circle by once again killing a king/queen to save the city.

Of course, he'll be labeled king slayer x2 and be super ultra serious banished.


Yep, plus I firmly believe he will hear Cersei utter the words "burn them all."
 
2017-04-15 08:37:24 PM  
I did. And I do.
 
2017-04-15 11:28:18 PM  

NathanAllen: Sigh,

Red Wedding was Tywin, always Tywin.
R+ L = J
Tyrion may be a Lannester, but little difference.
Jaime or Arya will kill Cercei


Tyrion is still a lannister because his mother was a lannister too, but his dad probably wasnt tywin

They dropped enough hints that the mad king might be his dad which technically puts him in line for the throne

Also you can argue he isnt really Cerci's full brother she he wont be the one to kill her, enter jamie
 
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