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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)   Keanu Reeves rules dystopian cannibals in new trailer for 'The Bad Batch'   ( thterrortime.com) divider line
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2017-04-14 05:54:35 PM  
This being fark, I read that as dystopian cannabis ......
 
2017-04-14 06:40:54 PM  
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2017-04-14 06:57:56 PM  

ox45tallboy: [img.fark.net image 633x399]


This. I'm intrigued, but I think it's because of the weirdness, and I don't know if that's enough to get me there.
 
2017-04-14 07:14:30 PM  

scottydoesntknow: ox45tallboy: [img.fark.net image 633x399]

This. I'm intrigued, but I think it's because of the weirdness, and I don't know if that's enough to get me there.


I made that meme like 2 weeks ago and have been waiting to get in early on just the right thread.
 
2017-04-14 08:56:48 PM  
Don't care.  Hurry up and make John Wick Chapter 3, please.
 
2017-04-14 08:56:56 PM  
A refreshing break from the tired cliche of utopian cannibals.
 
2017-04-14 09:11:46 PM  
For some reason the trailer made me think of Southland Tales.
 
2017-04-14 09:19:08 PM  
One batch, two batch....

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2017-04-14 09:24:56 PM  
Keanu Reeves is in exactly 2 minutes of this bastard of a movie.

He plays a pimp for 30 seconds and then he is out.

Just kidding. I haven't seen this movie.

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2017-04-14 09:36:41 PM  
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"Venice Beach Apocalypse"
 
2017-04-14 09:45:52 PM  
Which leads me to wonder what the batch in question is. Steroids? Protein powder? Spray tan?
 
2017-04-14 11:15:17 PM  
I prefer utopian cannibals.

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2017-04-14 11:39:02 PM  

fusillade762: Which leads me to wonder what the batch in question is. Steroids? Protein powder? Spray tan?


Cookies, duh.
(The cookies have mescaline in them)
 
2017-04-14 11:44:25 PM  

I Like Bread: fusillade762: Which leads me to wonder what the batch in question is. Steroids? Protein powder? Spray tan?

Cookies, duh.
(The cookies have mescaline in them)


That's bad.
 
2017-04-14 11:48:04 PM  

fusillade762: I Like Bread: fusillade762: Which leads me to wonder what the batch in question is. Steroids? Protein powder? Spray tan?

Cookies, duh.
(The cookies have mescaline in them)

That's bad.


But the cookies are loaded with pecans, walnuts, and chocolate chunks.
 
2017-04-15 12:51:19 AM  

Teufelaffe: For some reason the trailer made me think of Southland Tales.


I kept expecting Roddy Piper and some frog people to appear.
 
2017-04-15 02:15:40 AM  

shpritz: Teufelaffe: For some reason the trailer made me think of Southland Tales.

I kept expecting Roddy Piper and some frog people to appear.


I watched Southland Tales.  Roddy Piper and frog people would have made it a whole lot better.
 
2017-04-15 03:40:59 AM  

Loucifer: I prefer utopian cannibals.

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/not really
 
2017-04-15 04:41:01 AM  

doofusgumby: fusillade762: I Like Bread: fusillade762: Which leads me to wonder what the batch in question is. Steroids? Protein powder? Spray tan?

Cookies, duh.
(The cookies have mescaline in them)

That's bad.

But the cookies are loaded with pecans, walnuts, and chocolate chunks.


That's good.
 
2017-04-15 04:48:56 AM  

PunGent: doofusgumby: fusillade762: I Like Bread: fusillade762: Which leads me to wonder what the batch in question is. Steroids? Protein powder? Spray tan?

Cookies, duh.
(The cookies have mescaline in them)

That's bad.

But the cookies are loaded with pecans, walnuts, and chocolate chunks.

That's good.


The chocolate chunks are artificially flavored and loaded with trans fats.
 
2017-04-15 06:02:50 AM  
Saw this at Fantastic Fest last year, it sucked. If you want to see a good cannibal movie, see Raw.
 
2017-04-15 06:09:16 AM  

fisker: Keanu Reeves is in exactly 2 minutes of this bastard of a movie.

He plays a pimp for 30 seconds and then he is out.

Just kidding. I haven't seen this movie.

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Actually, you're correct, he's barely in the movie. And the lead actress manages to be even more wooden than him.
 
2017-04-15 08:15:16 AM  

EdgeRunner: PunGent: doofusgumby: fusillade762: I Like Bread: fusillade762: Which leads me to wonder what the batch in question is. Steroids? Protein powder? Spray tan?

Cookies, duh.
(The cookies have mescaline in them)

That's bad.

But the cookies are loaded with pecans, walnuts, and chocolate chunks.

That's good.

The chocolate chunks are artificially flavored and loaded with trans fats.


That's bad.
 
2017-04-15 09:19:31 AM  
This looks like something that people whose taste I do not share will really like... The ones who keep telling me how I should give the Toxic Avenger films another chance. You know who you are.
 
2017-04-15 10:10:24 AM  

adamgreeney: EdgeRunner: PunGent: doofusgumby: fusillade762: I Like Bread: fusillade762: Which leads me to wonder what the batch in question is. Steroids? Protein powder? Spray tan?

Cookies, duh.
(The cookies have mescaline in them)

That's bad.

But the cookies are loaded with pecans, walnuts, and chocolate chunks.

That's good.

The chocolate chunks are artificially flavored and loaded with trans fats.

That's bad.


But it comes with a free frogurt!
 
2017-04-15 12:52:01 PM  

EdgeRunner: adamgreeney: EdgeRunner: PunGent: doofusgumby: fusillade762: I Like Bread: fusillade762: Which leads me to wonder what the batch in question is. Steroids? Protein powder? Spray tan?

Cookies, duh.
(The cookies have mescaline in them)

That's bad.

But the cookies are loaded with pecans, walnuts, and chocolate chunks.

That's good.

The chocolate chunks are artificially flavored and loaded with trans fats.

That's bad.

But it comes with a free frogurt!


Can I leave now?
 
2017-04-15 04:35:28 PM  

smd31: "One batch, two batch....

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... a knuckle and a dame."
 
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