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(Norwich Bulletin)   Police find Connecticut man hiding under laundry pile while trying to serve him warrants   ( norwichbulletin.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, House, laundry pile, Danielson Superior Court, Ramos hiding, Brent Ramos, Apartment, apartment building, High-rise  
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2017-04-14 02:27:10 PM  
Yep, looks and sounds about right for Plainfield. Thank the FSM I moved out of there.
 
2017-04-14 05:17:14 PM  
That was one of my favorite Mark Twain stories...A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Laundry Pile.
 
2017-04-14 06:37:50 PM  
so much for a clean getaway
 
2017-04-14 08:53:09 PM  
it is a lifestyle.
 
2017-04-14 08:55:16 PM  
Been there.

We went to serve a relatively benign warrant one night for fraud or something similar.  We knocked on the door for a good 10 minutes and nobody would answer, though we heard them talking inside.  The door was finally forced open and we found the guy, all 400+ pounds of him, trying to disguise himself in a pile of laundry on the floor of the walk-in closet.  Biggest pile of clothes I'd ever seen; while also simultaneously being the worst hiding place I've ever seen.
 
2017-04-14 08:56:50 PM  
Ancient Chinese secret, huh?
 
2017-04-14 08:57:38 PM  
Isn't this how El Chapo escaped?
 
2017-04-14 09:05:57 PM  
The Gieco Caveman seems to have fallen on hard times.

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Here he is in happier times.

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2017-04-14 09:07:47 PM  
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Well, they scare me.
 
2017-04-14 09:08:11 PM  
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2017-04-14 09:09:32 PM  
The culprit

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2017-04-14 09:21:37 PM  
Connecticut Man, Connecticut Man
Much of his state, home to rich gentlemen
The parts you don't know, no freaking fly zone
Connecticut Man
 
2017-04-14 09:25:00 PM  
OxyClean can't clean his stained past.
 
2017-04-14 09:30:49 PM  
Police said they found Ramos hiding in a crawl space under a laundry pile and arrested him.

Who puts their laundry in a crawl space?

What kind of upper-floor apartments have crawl spaces?

Ah, the sweet mysteries of life!
 
2017-04-14 10:15:57 PM  
Trading in brown strips for orange jump suit.
 
2017-04-14 10:27:49 PM  
"Before police could arrest Ramos, officers said he fled on foot from his apartment to a vacant apartment on a higher floor. Police said they found Ramos hiding in a crawl space under a laundry pile and arrested him."


A crawl space on a higher floor?
Why is the vacant apartment door even open?
Why does a vacant apartment have a laundry pile?

Hopefully with enough beating, he will come clean.
 
2017-04-14 11:00:55 PM  

Incident on 57th Street: [img.fark.net image 736x502]
Well, they scare me.


The man likely won't post bond unless he's dirty, rotten, filthy, stinking rich.
 
2017-04-15 12:30:18 AM  
Warrants for money laundering, I hope.

/dnrtfa
 
2017-04-15 01:02:08 AM  
I'm some shirts.
 
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