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(PennLive)   So a guy with a samurai sword walks into a bar   ( pennlive.com) divider line
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2719 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Apr 2017 at 8:50 AM (27 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-04-14 08:31:00 AM  
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2017-04-14 08:31:00 AM  
Look, I know what you're all thinking--but now is not the time to talk about samurai sword control.
 
2017-04-14 08:38:11 AM  
Imagine how much better this could have turned out if he'd just brought a gun.
 
2017-04-14 08:44:10 AM  
No Coke!  Pepsi!
 
2017-04-14 08:51:43 AM  
Hell, I wouldn't go into a bar in Harrisburg.

I did once, just to see what it was like, back in 2012.
*shudder*
 
2017-04-14 08:52:33 AM  
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2017-04-14 08:55:09 AM  
Oh, Harrisburg, don't ever change.

/glad nobody got badly hurt.   PA redneck crazy can be a deadly thing.
 
2017-04-14 08:55:44 AM  
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Go to the Garden often?
 
2017-04-14 08:55:48 AM  
Samurai Alcoholic  Tonight on KIKU

Intervention?   Arrgg!    Naya!
 
2017-04-14 08:59:44 AM  

Walker: [img.fark.net image 427x300]


and we're done
 
2017-04-14 08:59:45 AM  
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Fortunately, police arrived on the scene quickly.
 
2017-04-14 09:01:07 AM  
Theres a punch line to this joke, right?
 
2017-04-14 09:04:20 AM  
Where's Tina Malachi's Hero tag?
 
2017-04-14 09:13:25 AM  
Was it an assault samurai sword with a high capacity blade and a thing on the handle that goes up?
 
2017-04-14 09:14:32 AM  
Katana.

I'll keep saying it until you stupid round-eyes learn.
 
2017-04-14 09:20:16 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Theres a punch line to this joke, right?


something something meat-sword
 
2017-04-14 09:23:11 AM  

The Lurker at Your Threshold: Katana.

I'll keep saying it until you stupid round-eyes learn.


Well, it could have been a wakizashi. Or a tachi. Shouldn't jump to conclusions.
 
2017-04-14 09:30:41 AM  

SirSigsegV: The Lurker at Your Threshold: Katana.

I'll keep saying it until you stupid round-eyes learn.

Well, it could have been a wakizashi. Or a tachi. Shouldn't jump to conclusions.


Really though, who brings a nodachi to a bar fight?

And a ninjato is straight out! (pun intended)
 
2017-04-14 09:34:46 AM  
www.nflix.pl
 
2017-04-14 09:34:55 AM  

The Lurker at Your Threshold: In before...

Katana.

I'll keep saying it until you stupid round-eyes learn.


... damnit.
 
2017-04-14 09:35:42 AM  

The Lurker at Your Threshold: Katana.

I'll keep saying it until you stupid round-eyes learn.


pbfcomics.com
 
2017-04-14 09:36:04 AM  
Well that was a formatting fail. I guess it's because I'm on mobile?
 
2017-04-14 09:40:54 AM  
I bet if he'd been blind, they'd have served him...

www.coldbacon.com
 
2017-04-14 09:48:34 AM  

The Derp Stops Here: The Lurker at Your Threshold: Katana.

I'll keep saying it until you stupid round-eyes learn.

[pbfcomics.com image 850x283]


You just keep being proud of your ignorance. We'll keep being horrified that you were in law enforcement.
 
2017-04-14 09:49:26 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Theres a punch line to this joke, right?


And says "AH, F*CK! WHO PUTS A DAMN BAR AT HEADHEIGHT?!?"
 
2017-04-14 09:50:51 AM  

lindalouwho: The Lurker at Your Threshold: In before...

Katana.

I'll keep saying it until you stupid round-eyes learn.

... damnit.


lindalouwho: Well that was a formatting fail. I guess it's because I'm on mobile?


(shrug) You're too nice for me to pretend to be angry at, so we'll call it a wash.
 
2017-04-14 09:56:13 AM  

Dimensio: [img.fark.net image 850x478]

Fortunately, police arrived on the scene quickly.


Starting this very SECOND I am starting to grow my hair like the dude on the left.

How badass is that? I wouldn't be able to leave the house without having chicks throw themselves at me.

Why, yes, I do make poor life choices. Why do you ask?

img.fark.net
 
2017-04-14 09:58:55 AM  

Rock Krenn: Dimensio: [img.fark.net image 850x478]

Fortunately, police arrived on the scene quickly.

Starting this very SECOND I am starting to grow my hair like the dude on the left.

How badass is that? I wouldn't be able to leave the house without having chicks throw themselves at me.

Why, yes, I do make poor life choices. Why do you ask?

[img.fark.net image 850x478]


To be fair, that movie did have some awfully pretty women in it, and a RiffTrax of it :)
 
2017-04-14 10:19:14 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-14 10:21:03 AM  
I actually had to fire a guy a few weeks ago because he thought it was acceptable to bring a sword to work in a hospital in his first two weeks.
 
2017-04-14 10:21:25 AM  

The Lurker at Your Threshold: Rock Krenn: Dimensio: [img.fark.net image 850x478]

Fortunately, police arrived on the scene quickly.

Starting this very SECOND I am starting to grow my hair like the dude on the left.

How badass is that? I wouldn't be able to leave the house without having chicks throw themselves at me.

Why, yes, I do make poor life choices. Why do you ask?

[img.fark.net image 850x478]

To be fair, that movie did have some awfully pretty women in it, and a RiffTrax of it :)


**sigh** Ok.  What is that from?
 
2017-04-14 10:21:55 AM  
I had family that lived in Northumberland when I was growing, so I passed through Harrisburg quite a lot as a child.

While I am sorry said family is dead, I am not sorry I am no longer compelled to spend any time whatsoever in Harrisburg.
 
2017-04-14 10:23:04 AM  

dambis: I actually had to fire a guy a few weeks ago because he thought it was acceptable to bring a sword to work in a hospital in his first two weeks.


I work seasonally at a ski resort.  We had a ski patrol candidate that had to be let go because he refused to work without carrying a pistol.
 
2017-04-14 11:14:09 AM  

fireclown: The Lurker at Your Threshold: Rock Krenn: Dimensio: [img.fark.net image 850x478]

Fortunately, police arrived on the scene quickly.

Starting this very SECOND I am starting to grow my hair like the dude on the left.

How badass is that? I wouldn't be able to leave the house without having chicks throw themselves at me.

Why, yes, I do make poor life choices. Why do you ask?

[img.fark.net image 850x478]

To be fair, that movie did have some awfully pretty women in it, and a RiffTrax of it :)

**sigh** Ok.  What is that from?


img.fark.net

A 1991 classic featuring Robert Z'Dar.

"You've lost face."
"He has plenty to spare."
 
2017-04-14 11:16:22 AM  

The Lurker at Your Threshold: Rock Krenn: Dimensio: [img.fark.net image 850x478]

Fortunately, police arrived on the scene quickly.

Starting this very SECOND I am starting to grow my hair like the dude on the left.

How badass is that? I wouldn't be able to leave the house without having chicks throw themselves at me.

Why, yes, I do make poor life choices. Why do you ask?

[img.fark.net image 850x478]

To be fair, that movie did have some awfully pretty women in it, and a RiffTrax of it :)


"Don't worry, it's not racist if it's incoherent!"
 
2017-04-14 11:33:25 AM  

The Lurker at Your Threshold: Katana.
I'll keep saying it until you stupid round-eyes learn.


No indication of being thrust through the belt (although how else would a redneck wear a sword) or iaijutsu draw.  Could be a tachi for all we know.
 
2017-04-14 11:36:41 AM  
This was an egregious violation of his first amendment rights!
 
2017-04-14 11:43:33 AM  

Dimensio: A 1991 classic featuring Robert Z'Dar.

"You've lost face."
"He has plenty to spare."


WITH BONUS Z'DAR?!?!?!?!

/into the movie night pile it goes.
 
2017-04-14 11:45:13 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: The Lurker at Your Threshold: Rock Krenn: Dimensio: [img.fark.net image 850x478]

Fortunately, police arrived on the scene quickly.

Starting this very SECOND I am starting to grow my hair like the dude on the left.

How badass is that? I wouldn't be able to leave the house without having chicks throw themselves at me.

Why, yes, I do make poor life choices. Why do you ask?

[img.fark.net image 850x478]

To be fair, that movie did have some awfully pretty women in it, and a RiffTrax of it :)

"Don't worry, it's not racist if it's incoherent!"


I watched that not more than three weeks ago, so I'm most definitely getting a kick (grins stupidly).
 
2017-04-14 12:01:18 PM  

The Lurker at Your Threshold: DarkSoulNoHope: The Lurker at Your Threshold: Rock Krenn: Dimensio: [img.fark.net image 850x478]

Fortunately, police arrived on the scene quickly.

Starting this very SECOND I am starting to grow my hair like the dude on the left.

How badass is that? I wouldn't be able to leave the house without having chicks throw themselves at me.

Why, yes, I do make poor life choices. Why do you ask?

[img.fark.net image 850x478]

To be fair, that movie did have some awfully pretty women in it, and a RiffTrax of it :)

"Don't worry, it's not racist if it's incoherent!"

I watched that not more than three weeks ago, so I'm most definitely getting a kick (grins stupidly).


I watched the live version yesterday, certainly getting a kick!
 
2017-04-14 12:04:03 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: The Lurker at Your Threshold: DarkSoulNoHope: The Lurker at Your Threshold: Rock Krenn: Dimensio: [img.fark.net image 850x478]

Fortunately, police arrived on the scene quickly.

Starting this very SECOND I am starting to grow my hair like the dude on the left.

How badass is that? I wouldn't be able to leave the house without having chicks throw themselves at me.

Why, yes, I do make poor life choices. Why do you ask?

[img.fark.net image 850x478]

To be fair, that movie did have some awfully pretty women in it, and a RiffTrax of it :)

"Don't worry, it's not racist if it's incoherent!"

I watched that not more than three weeks ago, so I'm most definitely getting a kick (grins stupidly).

I watched the live version yesterday, certainly getting a kick!


Do you happen to work customer service for United Airlines?
 
2017-04-14 12:45:32 PM  
vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2017-04-14 12:59:19 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Theres a punch line to this joke, right?


The man who tackled him was charge for being in violation of zorro tolerance laws.
 
2017-04-14 12:59:50 PM  

pueblonative: [vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net image 200x253]


Considering the current season of Samurai jack that's airing yes it wouldn't surprise me in the least if it was.
 
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