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(Cosmopolitan)   Cosmopolitan asks a Harvard poetry professor and a doctor to decipher a Chainsmokers lyric: What does it mean to f*ck someone back to life?   ( cosmopolitan.com) divider line
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2017-04-14 10:39:26 AM  
It shouldn't take a doctorate to decipher that the death in question is the death of his love for her.
 
2017-04-14 10:40:43 AM  
I mean, I've heard of the "Kiss of Life," but this is news to me....
 
2017-04-14 11:58:01 AM  
All I know that it's easier than to fark voters back to life than back to reality
 
2017-04-14 11:58:44 AM  
It means this:

And just when you mean to tell her 
That you have no love to give her 
Then she gets you on her wavelength 
And she lets the river answer 
That you've always been her lover
 
2017-04-14 11:59:11 AM  
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/Thought it was possible
 
2017-04-14 12:01:24 PM  
Since it's a Chainsmokers lyric, it must refer to the old English medical treatment of inserting a tobacco pipe in a drowning victim's rectum to revive them, a smoke enema.
 
2017-04-14 12:05:02 PM  
That has got to be the worst piece of dribble I've heard all week.  God awful terribad.
 
2017-04-14 12:08:09 PM  
Soul II Soul - live 2014 back to life,keep on movin,get a life
Youtube bUoGhj8Ed7o
 
2017-04-14 12:11:53 PM  
That's a Cards Against Humanity card, "Farking a corpse back to life", and I laugh every time ... but mostly at the implied questions it raises.

How does someone know that they can fark a corpse back to life?  Is it something they discover accidentally, or do they have to figure it out gradually?  Did they have to practice a few times before getting it right?  Or does it just happen accidentally, sometimes?

I didn't know it was from a song lyric.
 
2017-04-14 12:13:00 PM  
Well you have to do it in the spleen, if Andy Warhol is to be believed.
 
2017-04-14 12:15:45 PM  
Chainsmokers are actually far worse than Nickelback.
 
2017-04-14 12:17:42 PM  
Spicer has alternative facts.

The Chainsmokers have achingly post-emo idiot lyrics.
 
2017-04-14 12:18:51 PM  
Modern people don't have analog brains
 
2017-04-14 12:19:04 PM  

Glitchwerks: Chainsmokers are actually far worse than Nickelback.


Still better than KLF
 
2017-04-14 12:19:46 PM  

Fox10456: [img.fark.net image 260x194]
/Thought it was possible


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2017-04-14 12:25:17 PM  
If it can treat syndroms..
Fuck the Pain Away, Sung by Miss Piggy
Youtube T2jb3mKp7Ek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjGaqluaLdg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvdkFRd7qso
 
2017-04-14 12:37:11 PM  

LewDux: All I know that it's easier than to fark voters back to life than back to reality


Sounds like your fetish.
 
2017-04-14 12:39:37 PM  
Chest compressions by humping.
 
2017-04-14 12:45:28 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: LewDux: All I know that it's easier than to fark voters back to life than back to reality

Sounds like your fetish.


You're not bad at sounds either
/like dog whistles
 
2017-04-14 02:37:12 PM  
Farking Millennials. Wasn't CPR good enough for them?
 
2017-04-14 04:03:14 PM  
Guessing it's a metaphor.

"I really wanted to f*ck her brains out, but somebody beat me to it."
 
2017-04-14 04:09:44 PM  
Ancient shtick. They did it to She loves you..
 
2017-04-14 04:55:40 PM  

wolfemane: That has got to be the worst piece of dribble I've heard all week.  God awful terribad.


Dribble? Really?
 
2017-04-14 05:07:08 PM  

ChubbyTiger: wolfemane: That has got to be the worst piece of dribble I've heard all week.  God awful terribad.

Dribble? Really?


What best dribble may look like
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2017-04-14 06:09:20 PM  

wolfemane: That has got to be the worst piece of dribble I've heard all week.  God awful terribad.


First I thought you were talking about the article. Then I listened to the song.

Holy shiatballs. Is that treacly annoying shiat suppsed to be EDM? That's music for 12 year old girls at slumber parties who draw hearts in their notebooks.
 
2017-04-14 06:15:55 PM  

The Larch: wolfemane: That has got to be the worst piece of dribble I've heard all week.  God awful terribad.

First I thought you were talking about the article. Then I listened to the song.

Holy shiatballs. Is that treacly annoying shiat suppsed to be EDM? That's music for 12 year old girls at slumber parties who draw hearts in their notebooks.


EDM for 12 year old girls?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN7ASS1l1qs
 
2017-04-14 06:48:26 PM  
Can I just say the Chainsmokers are both terrible "musicians" and terrible people?

/terrible
 
2017-04-15 02:45:11 AM  
I... I've never read a Cosmo article before. Wow. I'm impressed. Not in a good way, mind. I can't even use the term vapid, because that seems to imply she doesn't think about things. Clearly she does. I wish she wouldn't. She shouldn't. Or maybe I should just stay far away from Cosmo links in the future.
 
2017-04-15 04:45:46 AM  
Ftfa Golden showers have no role in resuscitation

made me chuckle.
 
2017-04-15 02:53:38 PM  

ChubbyTiger: wolfemane: That has got to be the worst piece of dribble I've heard all week.  God awful terribad.

Dribble? Really?


The average person's command of the English language really has gone downhill.

It's Drivel,wolfemane.
 
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