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(Palm Beach Post)   I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a red panda trying to pick a fight with a rock   ( palmbeachpost.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, tweeted video, Giant Panda, red panda, hind legs, large rock, Carnivora, Ailuridae, Bamboo  
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2017-04-14 08:16:50 AM  
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2017-04-14 09:39:30 AM  
Looks like a fox to me. Anyone want to 'shop in a machine gun?
 
2017-04-14 09:48:39 AM  

Mugato: Looks like a fox to me. Anyone want to 'shop in a machine gun?


img.fark.net
https://gfycat.com/DeterminedIllegalIndianpalmsquirrel
 
2017-04-14 05:48:15 PM  
It's my favorite game: rock, panda, scissors.
 
2017-04-14 05:52:16 PM  
The rock, unimpressed, just sits there, emotionless, stone-faced.
 
2017-04-14 05:56:36 PM  
Picking a fight where?
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-14 06:06:19 PM  
That is one farking bored panda...
 
2017-04-14 06:09:38 PM  
I had a pet rock too when I was a kid.

/ cute varmint is cute
 
2017-04-14 06:14:30 PM  
He heard about rock, came upon it, and waved his hands in the air like he just don't care. You go, lil fella!
 
2017-04-14 06:14:59 PM  

quiotu: That is one farking bored panda...


Probably another panda sprayed the rock with their scent.
 
2017-04-14 06:15:44 PM  
RAAARRR!


img.fark.net
 
2017-04-14 06:16:46 PM  
I have a healthy respect for nature and everything but that dog, or whatever, is a farking idiot.
 
2017-04-14 06:22:52 PM  
Thats the most awesomest thing ive seen in a while, thanks.
 
2017-04-14 06:25:38 PM  
You're not a panda, you're just a farking ginger raccoon.

//looks like Ed Sheeran
 
2017-04-14 06:28:18 PM  
When are you people gonna stop being fooled by a north eastern ginger trash panda
 
2017-04-14 06:28:22 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-04-14 06:29:05 PM  

fark account name: You're not a panda, you're just a farking ginger raccoon.

//looks like Ed Sheeran


son of a biatch. I suppose I could have checked to see if someone else came to the same conclusion
 
2017-04-14 06:29:23 PM  

lindalouwho: He heard about rock, came upon it, and waved his hands in the air like he just don't care. You go, lil fella!


Is he a mod or a rocker? The article is woefully unclear.
 
2017-04-14 06:30:21 PM  

Albert911emt: The rock, unimpressed, just sits there, emotionless, stone-faced.


When you are a rock you can take a lot of things for granite.
 
2017-04-14 06:31:18 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: I have a healthy respect for nature and everything but that dog, or whatever, is a farking idiot.


Eh, the red panda was probably showing some level of imagination in fighting that rock. That suggests intelligence.
 
2017-04-14 06:31:30 PM  
Cute.
 
2017-04-14 06:39:15 PM  

fark account name: You're not a panda, you're just a farking ginger raccoon.

//looks like Ed Sheeran


Actually they're most closely related to bears (approximate diverging 40M years ago). Interestingly they're the only member of their genetic family still surviving.
 
2017-04-14 06:48:30 PM  

HoratioGates: Albert911emt: The rock, unimpressed, just sits there, emotionless, stone-faced.

When you are a rock you can take a lot of things for granite.


Must be gneiss.
 
2017-04-14 07:05:37 PM  

robodog: fark account name: You're not a panda, you're just a farking ginger raccoon.

//looks like Ed Sheeran

Actually they're most closely related to bears (approximate diverging 40M years ago). Interestingly they're the only member of their genetic family still surviving.


Sounds like what a racoon sympathizer would say. Hmmmmm.
 
2017-04-14 07:17:35 PM  

robodog: fark account name: You're not a panda, you're just a farking ginger raccoon.

//looks like Ed Sheeran

Actually they're most closely related to bears (approximate diverging 40M years ago). Interestingly they're the only member of their genetic family still surviving.


That genetic family? Adorabillus Cutesquee
 
2017-04-14 07:59:49 PM  
That's exactly how I greeted my SO when coming home one time.

Really late.

And really drunk.

The panda and I received the same instructions from the rock/SO; I slept outside that night.

/Not really outside, but garage couch, near the garage beers.
//no furry costume involved though
 
2017-04-14 08:26:19 PM  
Well that just about maxed out my cute-0-meter. Thanks, Subby! 8)
 
2017-04-14 09:02:37 PM  
Super cute red panda attack
Youtube N8jxc1732gY
 
2017-04-14 09:23:15 PM  

Cuyose: Thats the most awesomest thing ive seen in a while, thanks.


Because we haven't had a hedgehog thread for a while.
 
2017-04-15 12:50:45 AM  

schrepjm: HoratioGates: Albert911emt: The rock, unimpressed, just sits there, emotionless, stone-faced.

When you are a rock you can take a lot of things for granite.


Must be gneiss.


Oh schist, you took my next pun.
 
2017-04-15 02:37:25 AM  
Red pandas flip out for pretty much no reason at all.

(untitled YouTube clip)
Youtube bsJJBTZ2K3U
 
2017-04-15 03:46:09 AM  

HoratioGates: schrepjm: HoratioGates: Albert911emt: The rock, unimpressed, just sits there, emotionless, stone-faced.

When you are a rock you can take a lot of things for granite.


Must be gneiss.

Oh schist, you took my next pun.


I dolomite this one little bit.
 
2017-04-15 05:48:52 PM  

uttertosh: HoratioGates: schrepjm: HoratioGates: Albert911emt: The rock, unimpressed, just sits there, emotionless, stone-faced.

When you are a rock you can take a lot of things for granite.


Must be gneiss.

Oh schist, you took my next pun.


I dolomite this one little bit.


My sediment exactly.
 
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