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(Huffington Post) Video Leopard: Yeah, I'm gonna attack this porcupine   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
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2017-04-14 06:44:44 AM  
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2017-04-14 08:23:43 AM  

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"The pointy end faces out, stupid!"
 
2017-04-14 08:25:37 AM  
They tried to warn it. Maybe it was def.
 
2017-04-14 08:28:28 AM  
We had a dog on our ranch that would come home every few months full of quills.  She never learned to leave them dudes alone.  Even though it was quite painful for her when my step-dad would pull the quills out of her jaws.
 
2017-04-14 08:29:35 AM  
Something something Porcupine Tree...

/got nothing
//Porcupine Tree was an amazing group though
///Third slash for good measure
 
2017-04-14 08:29:51 AM  
Silly leopard. Just eat the faces.
 
2017-04-14 08:30:22 AM  
That poor, hungry, (stupid) kitty.
 
2017-04-14 08:32:11 AM  

Resident Muslim: They tried to warn it. Maybe it was def.


And yet it persisted.
 
2017-04-14 08:33:08 AM  

Resident Muslim: They tried to warn it. Maybe it was def.


{groan}  ;)
 
2017-04-14 08:34:33 AM  

Resident Muslim: They tried to warn it. Maybe it was def.


Naw, equal number of legs and arms.
 
2017-04-14 08:38:49 AM  

luckyeddie: Silly leopard. Just eat the faces.


I totally expected this to be a Republican (leopard) vs Democrat (porcupine) article, maybe someone going after Elizabeth Warren.
 
2017-04-14 08:48:38 AM  

kittyhas1000legs: luckyeddie: Silly leopard. Just eat the faces.

I totally expected this to be a Republican (leopard) vs Democrat (porcupine) article, maybe someone going after Elizabeth Warren.


Of course you did.
 
2017-04-14 08:49:34 AM  

Resident Muslim: They tried to warn it. Maybe it was def.


It's not good enough just to attack it; got to armageddon it.
 
2017-04-14 08:49:52 AM  
That self loathing/instant regret at the end reminded me of every stupid thing I've done in the face of common sense.

"Awwww what the fark is this shiat.....*sigh*"

Also loved that sideways glance he gives to one of the porcupines as he's pulling the quills out. He stops halfway through doing it like he's contemplating giving it another go.
 
2017-04-14 08:56:22 AM  

Resident Muslim: They tried to warn it. Maybe it was def.


OK, I'll give you that one.
 
2017-04-14 09:00:21 AM  

WTFDYW: kittyhas1000legs: luckyeddie: Silly leopard. Just eat the faces.

I totally expected this to be a Republican (leopard) vs Democrat (porcupine) article, maybe someone going after Elizabeth Warren.

Of course you did.


I thought it was going to be Trump and North Korea.

/too much time on politics tab
 
2017-04-14 09:14:47 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: WTFDYW: kittyhas1000legs: luckyeddie: Silly leopard. Just eat the faces.

I totally expected this to be a Republican (leopard) vs Democrat (porcupine) article, maybe someone going after Elizabeth Warren.

Of course you did.

I thought it was going to be Trump and North Korea.

/too much time on politics tab


After trying to eat a porcupine for 10 minutes, I realized it's not so easy.
 
2017-04-14 09:14:49 AM  

Aetre: Resident Muslim: They tried to warn it. Maybe it was def.

It's not good enough just to attack it; got to armageddon it.


Porcupine: "You wanna pour some sugar on me? You have to get through these quills first."
 
2017-04-14 09:20:15 AM  
This one wasn't so lucky.  I can't imagine being that hungry.
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2017-04-14 10:18:27 AM  

camaroash: This one wasn't so lucky.  I can't imagine being that hungry.
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Oww oww ow ow ow
 
2017-04-14 10:22:11 AM  

Resident Muslim: They tried to warn it. Maybe it was def.


is he gettin it? he's really gettin it.
 
2017-04-14 10:47:44 AM  

Arkanaut: After trying to eat a porcupine for 10 minutes, I realized it's not so easy.


TMI
 
2017-04-14 10:53:49 AM  

JesterJoker55: That self loathing/instant regret at the end reminded me of every stupid thing I've done in the face of common sense.

"Awwww what the fark is this shiat.....*sigh*"

Also loved that sideways glance he gives to one of the porcupines as he's pulling the quills out. He stops halfway through doing it like he's contemplating giving it another go.


LOL!
 
2017-04-14 11:05:39 AM  

kittyhas1000legs: luckyeddie: Silly leopard. Just eat the faces.

I totally expected this to be a Republican (leopard) vs Democrat (porcupine) article, maybe someone going after Elizabeth Warren.


I assumed it was another Trump vs. Bannon article. Trumps the face eating leopard, and Bannon's a bag of pricks.
 
2017-04-14 11:07:35 AM  

what_now: kittyhas1000legs: luckyeddie: Silly leopard. Just eat the faces.

I totally expected this to be a Republican (leopard) vs Democrat (porcupine) article, maybe someone going after Elizabeth Warren.

I assumed it was another Trump vs. Bannon article. Trumps the face eating leopard, and Bannon's a bag of pricks.


Thank you. The next time I feel the desire to instruct someone to eat a bag of dicks, but really can't do so, I'm going to use porcupine as my chosen euphemism.
 
2017-04-14 01:23:00 PM  

camaroash: This one wasn't so lucky. I can't imagine being that hungry.


I don't think cats have that many pain receptors in the face area.

Note how in TFA and in this video, the cats just casually pluck the quills out of themselves, like they're sitting there going "hey yeah, you got me a few times, no big deal".
 
2017-04-14 04:17:01 PM  

camaroash: This one wasn't so lucky.  I can't imagine being that hungry.
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porcupine must be really farking good
 
2017-04-14 06:04:36 PM  
I love the two porcupines galumphing along at the start of the video. Not a care in the world.
 
2017-04-14 09:00:58 PM  
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You shouldn't oughta mess if you can't handle a Quill.
 
2017-04-15 12:07:12 AM  

lordargent: camaroash: This one wasn't so lucky. I can't imagine being that hungry.

I don't think cats have that many pain receptors in the face area.

Note how in TFA and in this video, the cats just casually pluck the quills out of themselves, like they're sitting there going "hey yeah, you got me a few times, no big deal".


I did a search for domesticated cats with porcupine quills and only found one hit.  One.  With two quills and not looking happy about it:

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There were plenty of pictures featuring housecats with hedgehogs, though:
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Same search involving domesticated dogs turned up an average of this:

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How the hell do you not stop?

CSB: I got the chance to pet a Western Porcupine when I was in 5th Grade (to say my school was big on nature would be a huge understatement).  The handler advised me on how to avoid the Quills (head to tail, never backward).  It was a much smaller creature than the African one the Leopard was taking on.  I'll admit it was actually cute.  Eight of us in my class of ~30 were willing to pet the Porcupine and it was mostly the kids I'd play "Guns" with during lunch recess.  We were... unique.
 
2017-04-15 04:55:31 AM  
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Donald Trump orders an attack on North Korea
 
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