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(Canoe)   FARK-ready headline: Urine-soaked woman detained at Denny's over moon rock   ( cnews.canoe.com) divider line
    More: Followup, moon rock, Apollo program, Moon, Apollo 11, Davis, agent Norman Conley, Appeal, NASA lunar experts  
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2017-04-14 12:13:49 AM  
To be fair, NASA is the ultimate authority in dealing with urine-soaked adults, terrestrial or otherwise.
 
2017-04-14 12:27:55 AM  
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2017-04-14 12:29:23 AM  
In addition to the moon rock, Davis claimed she had a nickel-sized piece of the heat shield that protected the Apollo 11 space capsule as it returned to earth from the first successful manned mission to the moon in 1969. Investigators did not seek to seize that item.

You can buy that sort of thing at places like RR Auction.  No moon rocks as such, but this month they have a scrap of cloth with some lunar dust on it.
 
2017-04-14 12:30:54 AM  
I'll bet she was pissed
 
2017-04-14 12:34:33 AM  

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They're really stretching the definition of 'synonym', but that one would refer to dried cow or bison feces.
 
2017-04-14 12:38:29 AM  
Denny's Over Moon Rock? Is that the one next to the Holocaust Center?
 
2017-04-14 12:47:10 AM  
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2017-04-14 12:49:30 AM  
 
2017-04-14 02:41:42 AM  
Engrish porn title.
 
2017-04-14 02:47:39 AM  
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Moons over my hammie, guide my pee-fetish girl to me tonight...
 
2017-04-14 02:49:50 AM  
If Mr. Armstrong claimed he never gave away or sold  any moon rocks then how did this lady wind up with an authentic piece?
 
2017-04-14 02:51:57 AM  
Disregarding everything else in that article, was anyone else baffled by "confidential informant retained by NASA"? Seriously? Is space-related crime (scrime?) so much of a problem that they need snitches (spniches?) on retainer? Is there overlap? Do their CIs provide local cops with tips on drug dealers during the day and then point NASA at a guy selling some pants stolen from Buzz Aldrin's clothesline by night? I need to know more about this. Scratch that, I don't need any facts, I need a prime-time TV show about the shifty but ultimately reliable petty crook teaming up with a world-weary, nearly retired NASA investigator to solve Scrimes.
 
2017-04-14 02:53:08 AM  
rice-sized piece of moon rock

possession of the paperweight was illegal


I've never tried using rice as a paperweight, but I have my doubts.
 
2017-04-14 02:56:24 AM  

armor helix: If Mr. Armstrong claimed he never gave away or sold  any moon rocks then how did this lady wind up with an authentic piece?


Other guys walked on the moon. Her husband probably got it from Conrad or Schmitt or something and just told everyone it was Neil Armstrong. After all, most people can't name anyone besides Armstrong or , so he wouldn't get the same reaction by name-dropping someone else.
 
2017-04-14 02:57:19 AM  
*or Aldrin.
 
2017-04-14 03:00:01 AM  
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They won't let you take it home, but you can get up close and personal with a moon rock in Vancouver BC.
 
2017-04-14 03:04:38 AM  

Captain James T. Smirk: *or Aldrin.


Consumers love "Buzz" words. They've been programmed well.
 
2017-04-14 03:10:40 AM  
Moon rock or dust gathered during the Apollo program is federal property. I don't care if Neil Armstrong stole it. He had no right or claim to any object he was employed to collect. Unless the woman can prove she acquired the object from an alternative space program, she conspired to sell stolen government property. I realize that it is currently in vogue to steal from the American people.but that doesn't make it any less unacceptable.
 
2017-04-14 03:33:12 AM  
Who among us has never sat near someone at Denny's who smells urine soaked?
 
2017-04-14 04:45:12 AM  
Urine for a surprise!
 
2017-04-14 04:47:57 AM  

gopher321: [img.fark.net image 811x550]


OK, I'll admit it for everyone: kettle chips are "potato chip" rock candy. Vinegar seems to make anything taste better.
 
2017-04-14 05:15:08 AM  

balko: Moon rock or dust gathered during the Apollo program is federal property. I don't care if Neil Armstrong stole it. He had no right or claim to any object he was employed to collect. Unless the woman can prove she acquired the object from an alternative space program, she conspired to sell stolen government property. I realize that it is currently in vogue to steal from the American people.but that doesn't make it any less unacceptable.


She was asking almost 2 million dollars for it, she knew the level of crime it was. No one asks for that kind of money without knowing what they're selling and why it's worth that much. She needed the money? Yeah, who doesn't? Many people in prison are there because they needed the money.
 
2017-04-14 06:07:16 AM  
Pretty sure a moon rock would result in an anal fissure
 
2017-04-14 06:17:01 AM  
state sanctioned theft.
 
2017-04-14 07:04:14 AM  
Moon rocks? Urine soaked woman? Denny's? I'm pretty sure that's the story line of a porno. All that's missing is a reference to Uranus.

Also, this sounds like they used a Mad Libs headline generator.
 
2017-04-14 07:18:00 AM  
I knew they could make you deathly ill, but I didn't know they affected bladder control...

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2017-04-14 07:38:49 AM  
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"Moon rock? Oh, wow."
 
2017-04-14 07:52:33 AM  

Ivo Shandor: [img.fark.net image 400x531]
They won't let you take it home, but you can get up close and personal with a moon rock in Vancouver BC.


Did that at the smithsonian when I was 8 or so (in the 1970s)
 
2017-04-14 08:09:47 AM  

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New flavor from Lays?
 
2017-04-14 08:33:30 AM  

RobSeace: I knew they could make you deathly ill, but I didn't know they affected bladder control...

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2017-04-14 08:46:16 AM  
I thought it was gonna be that NASA lady that drove cross country wearing a diaper because some dude stuck it in her crazy and she wanted to confront his wife or new gf... Remember that?
 
2017-04-14 09:02:44 AM  

balko: Moon rock or dust gathered during the Apollo program is federal property. I don't care if Neil Armstrong stole it. He had no right or claim to any object he was employed to collect. Unless the woman can prove she acquired the object from an alternative space program, she conspired to sell stolen government property. I realize that it is currently in vogue to steal from the American people.but that doesn't make it any less unacceptable.


Slow your roll Obergruppenführer.
 
2017-04-14 09:12:48 AM  

ISO15693: Ivo Shandor: [img.fark.net image 400x531]
They won't let you take it home, but you can get up close and personal with a moon rock in Vancouver BC.

Did that at the smithsonian when I was 8 or so (in the 1970s)


Fernbank Science Center in Atlanta in 71 or so.
Still remember the display case and weird blue and green/UV lighting it was under.
 
2017-04-14 09:21:35 AM  
"urine-soaked woman"

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2017-04-14 09:23:52 AM  
Lot of cop stories in the new again. Guess their jealous of the airlines and Trump Trump Trump.
 
2017-04-14 09:49:26 AM  
I didn't know R.Kelly sold moon rocks.
 
2017-04-14 10:37:15 AM  
kbronsito: I thought it was gonna be that NASA lady that drove cross country wearing a diaper because some dude stuck it in her crazy and she wanted to confront his wife or new gf... Remember that?

Yes, as does Sugarbombs.

/ I can understand not reading through the entire thread, but at least make it to the first ... wait, does Fark still filter that?
 
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