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(ESPN)   We have four Good Friday games for our pleasure with Rangers-Canadiens, Blue Jackets-Penguins, Blues-Wild, and Sharks-Oilers. Let's have it, shall we? Puck drops at 7pm ET   ( espn.com) divider line
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2017-04-13 11:41:52 PM  
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2017-04-14 04:00:23 AM  
AND NOW!  Molson Canadian and Wendy's Present!

The Official FARK NHL Playoff Thread Checklist!!

1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fansMargot time!
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Arrogant Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat
14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Atlantic Division complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)TIED!(along with accompanying soft B&D pics)
33)(Goalies name here) says NO!
34)SatanBergman.jpg
35)The first cup of Goonjuice in the evening
36)Danger Zone!
37)The goalie just said fark it and left!
38)PING!
39)GameOn!!.jpg
 
2017-04-14 07:20:44 AM  

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S O O N

 
2017-04-14 07:28:22 AM  
"Then what should I do with Jesus who is called the Messiah?" All of them said, "Shut up, Pierre!" Then he asked, "Why, what evil has he done?" But they shouted all the more, "Shut up, Pierre!"
 
2017-04-14 07:37:16 AM  
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I didn't take the week off because of hockey, but I'm glad I took the week off because of hockey
 
2017-04-14 08:20:20 AM  
F*cking Dixie Chicks means I have to wait until tomorrow to watch my team.
 
2017-04-14 08:27:37 AM  
Today's sched:
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Go Canadian Teams!!
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2017-04-14 09:05:28 AM  
Hmm..

Tickets to Monday night's Bruins vs Ottawa game can be had for less than face value on one the grey market. To be fair, a large portion of the city and surrounding area will have begun day drinking at 9 AM because of the marathon, with round 2 schduled for the 11 AM Red Sox Game, and by 7 PM, everyone will be blackout drunk.
 
2017-04-14 09:11:18 AM  

jaylectricity: F*cking Dixie Chicks means I have to wait until tomorrow to watch my team.


Back in the day that would have been a fun way to exhaust yourself (& hopefully them) but I haven't seen any recent pictures to judge if this is a good idea or not....
 
2017-04-14 09:25:20 AM  

jaylectricity: F*cking Dixie Chicks means I have to wait until tomorrow to watch my team.


You think that's bad? A Britney Spears concert just delayed a national election in Israel. It sounds like a joke but it's not.

Go Pens!!
 
2017-04-14 09:26:42 AM  

soopey: Hmm..

Tickets to Monday night's Bruins vs Ottawa game can be had for less than face value on one the grey market. To be fair, a large portion of the city and surrounding area will have begun day drinking at 9 AM because of the marathon, with round 2 schduled for the 11 AM Red Sox Game, and by 7 PM, everyone will be blackout drunk.


Buy them. GO FOR GOD'S SAKE!!
 
2017-04-14 09:48:04 AM  
Let's Go Pens!
 
2017-04-14 09:55:22 AM  

jaylectricity: F*cking Dixie Chicks means I have to wait until tomorrow to watch my team.


Well, if you have to wait, sex with Southern girls......

/not your personal erotic site
 
2017-04-14 10:20:16 AM  
I'm sure we all know by now that Gallant is the new coach in Vegas. One thing's for sure: He probably won't have any trouble hailing a cab.
 
2017-04-14 11:09:09 AM  

jaylectricity: F*cking Dixie Chicks means I have to wait until tomorrow to watch my team.


They're still a thing?
 
2017-04-14 11:44:43 AM  
GO WILD!!!
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Probably no farking for me tonight. Gonna go out to watch the game. Hoping the Wild have the same effort as game 1. They'll be fine.
 
2017-04-14 12:19:12 PM  
Thanks god I feel better today.  Means no Big N, little y, GIANT FARKING Q for me tonight and I will be able to enjoy some hockey.
Well only if the Jackets win because if they don't my enjoyment will be greatly diminished.
 
2017-04-14 12:55:34 PM  

soopey: Hmm..

Tickets to Monday night's Bruins vs Ottawa game can be had for less than face value on one the grey market. To be fair, a large portion of the city and surrounding area will have begun day drinking at 9 AM because of the marathon, with round 2 schduled for the 11 AM Red Sox Game, and by 7 PM, everyone will be blackout drunk.


What's the grey market? Ace ticket or whatever?
 
2017-04-14 12:59:04 PM  

jaylectricity: soopey: Hmm..

Tickets to Monday night's Bruins vs Ottawa game can be had for less than face value on one the grey market. To be fair, a large portion of the city and surrounding area will have begun day drinking at 9 AM because of the marathon, with round 2 schduled for the 11 AM Red Sox Game, and by 7 PM, everyone will be blackout drunk.

What's the grey market?


One widowed but dating, one dead but dating on another Earth, and one just annoying.
 
2017-04-14 01:13:18 PM  

jaylectricity: soopey: Hmm..

Tickets to Monday night's Bruins vs Ottawa game can be had for less than face value on one the grey market. To be fair, a large portion of the city and surrounding area will have begun day drinking at 9 AM because of the marathon, with round 2 schduled for the 11 AM Red Sox Game, and by 7 PM, everyone will be blackout drunk.

What's the grey market? Ace ticket or whatever?


Yeah, ace had balcony seats at $119 or so. I think I might take the old lady out to a game.
 
2017-04-14 01:42:49 PM  

soopey: Hmm..

Tickets to Monday night's Bruins vs Ottawa game can be had for less than face value on one the grey market. To be fair, a large portion of the city and surrounding area will have begun day drinking at 9 AM because of the marathon, with round 2 schduled for the 11 AM Red Sox Game, and by 7 PM, everyone will be blackout drunk.


I can't imagine what the Garden will be like that night. If I were you, I'd be buying tickets.
 
2017-04-14 01:45:10 PM  

soopey: jaylectricity: soopey: Hmm..

Tickets to Monday night's Bruins vs Ottawa game can be had for less than face value on one the grey market. To be fair, a large portion of the city and surrounding area will have begun day drinking at 9 AM because of the marathon, with round 2 schduled for the 11 AM Red Sox Game, and by 7 PM, everyone will be blackout drunk.

What's the grey market? Ace ticket or whatever?

Yeah, ace had balcony seats at $119 or so. I think I might take the old lady out to a game.


Do eet!

So tired today but I'd do it all over again right now.

I can't wait to see what unfolds tonight, might need a nap after work though.
 
2017-04-14 02:06:26 PM  
Playoff hockey and the return of MST3K, today is a great day.

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2017-04-14 02:49:52 PM  
With the close of the Day 1 thread, 102 Farkers officially started the Chase for the Badge.  Of those 102, 70 have commented on the Day 2 thread, which is still open.

As always:  Don't Get Eliminated.

As for me, I may be missing some of the early action, as it's the last full day my girlfriend is in town, but should be home in time for the Sharks game.
 
2017-04-14 03:14:50 PM  
buckeyebrain:

As I'm sure has been mentioned before (but not by me recently...), thanks for stepping up & tracking this for everyone.  Much appreciated.
 
2017-04-14 03:48:24 PM  
Do I get any points for my prediction yesterday about 2 home and 1 road teams win yesterday, and the Leafs losing?
 
2017-04-14 04:02:59 PM  
Tonight's scores

Pittsburgh 4 - Columbus 3
Montreal 3 - New York 0
St. Louis 3 - Minnesota 1
San Jose 4 - Edmonton 3 (OT)
 
2017-04-14 04:09:13 PM  

RumsfeldsReplacement: Tonight's scores

San Jose 4 - Edmonton 3 (OT)


Looks like I'm not getting anything done before 1 PM tomorrow... I'll be too hungover and/or still asleep to care though.
 
2017-04-14 04:29:06 PM  
I'm still not over that chickensh*t call against Dougie Hamilton with 6 minutes to go in the 3rd from last night, but now I have beer and whiskey, so I can deal with it.


Despite my obvious hate for Edmonton, I can objectively say that game 1 was highly entertaining and more of the same would be excellent.

/f*ck it, let's start drinking
 
2017-04-14 05:43:34 PM  
Rev.K: I'm still not over that chickensh*t call against Dougie Hamilton with 6 minutes to go in the 3rd from last night, but now I have beer and whiskey, so I can deal with it.

? The crosschecking retaliation after the clean (& beautiful) hit Getz laid your captain out with? That's going to get called most every time (& yes I understand the speed of the game in real time, that he probably wasn't looking right at it, heard the 'ooooh' of the crowd & saw said captain laying on the ice - however 6 min left in a close playoff game isn't the time to go retaliate/stick up for him).  With Dougie taking 3 of the 7 penalties last night, your ire probably should be directed at him rather than the officials...

Despite my obvious hate for Edmonton, I can objectively say that game 1 was highly entertaining and more of the same would be excellent.

Indeed, here's to them beating the hell out of each other so that whoever moves on is easier to deal with.

/f*ck it, let's start drinking

5:30pm on a Friday?  Well past time I'd say (yes I know, you're not in this time zone... adjust as needed).  In fact I hear a bottle of scotch weeping from loneliness somewhere behind me.  I'd better go console it & remind it that it's loved (at least until it's empty then off to the trash with it....)
 
2017-04-14 06:09:59 PM  
Well, I may not be taking in much of the matches tonight. So much MST3K to binge on.

Yeah, yeah, I suck :-P
 
2017-04-14 06:15:09 PM  
Go America!, Go not the pens!, Go Sharks!
 
2017-04-14 06:15:33 PM  
Also, oblig

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2017-04-14 06:15:48 PM  
I forgot blues/wild, go puck!
 
2017-04-14 06:33:13 PM  
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2017-04-14 06:34:02 PM  
Quick and Dirty

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2017-04-14 06:35:02 PM  

Eclectic: Also, oblig

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I ♥ this so much
 
2017-04-14 06:35:24 PM  
LET'S GO PENS!!!

/So.  I have a dilemma.  Last year, whenever I was in Pittsburgh, or watched the game on TV, the Pens lost.

I'm in Pittsburgh, and have a TV.  Do I dare watch??
 
2017-04-14 06:36:23 PM  
Guess I have to cheer the Sens tonight.  I hate the Bruins, not as much as the Flyers but darn close.

Also c'mon Jackets.
 
2017-04-14 06:36:25 PM  
Johnny Sex Cup day 3.  Lets do this.
 
2017-04-14 06:36:25 PM  
I doubt I will be posting much during the first set.  I am going to try to watch the Sharks.  So all y'all are on your own for Intermission entertainment.
 
2017-04-14 06:36:29 PM  
No line-up changes expected for Game 2 (NYR/MTL)

*le sigh*

In case you didn't notice Claude, your top lines were...uh...less than productive on Wednesday. Lundqvist did his job but there wasn't that much that could've beat him. Hopefully the top lines find their spark.
 
2017-04-14 06:37:20 PM  

geom_00: LET'S GO PENS!!!

/So.  I have a dilemma.  Last year, whenever I was in Pittsburgh, or watched the game on TV, the Pens lost.

I'm in Pittsburgh, and have a TV.  Do I dare watch??


2 negatives make a positive.
 
2017-04-14 06:37:29 PM  
Also hubby is at Game 5 between the Hounds and Owen Sound.
 
2017-04-14 06:37:41 PM  

andychrist420: Johnny Sex Cup day 3.  Lets do this.


I think Eclectic missed that pic.  Can someone post it for her plzkthnx
 
2017-04-14 06:38:49 PM  

andychrist420: geom_00: LET'S GO PENS!!!

/So.  I have a dilemma.  Last year, whenever I was in Pittsburgh, or watched the game on TV, the Pens lost.

I'm in Pittsburgh, and have a TV.  Do I dare watch??

2 negatives make a positive.


I like the cut of your jib, Good Sir!!
 
2017-04-14 06:39:54 PM  
Long ass week... glad it's over.

Go Rangers. Go Blues. Go Blue Jackets. Go Sharks.
 
2017-04-14 06:41:42 PM  

HeathenHealer: GO WILD!!!
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Probably no farking for me tonight. Gonna go out to watch the game. Hoping the Wild have the same effort as game 1. They'll be fine.


I gotta think Allen's luck can't hold up over a 7 game series.
 
2017-04-14 06:42:11 PM  

harleyquinnical: andychrist420: Johnny Sex Cup day 3.  Lets do this.

I think Eclectic missed that pic.  Can someone post it for her plzkthnx


Got you babe.  Thanks for all your hard work.
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2017-04-14 06:42:22 PM  

cyberbenali: No line-up changes expected for Game 2 (NYR/MTL)

*le sigh*

In case you didn't notice Claude, your top lines were...uh...less than productive on Wednesday. Lundqvist did his job but there wasn't that much that could've beat him. Hopefully the top lines find their spark.


no line changes in the face of adversity. Must roll all four lines. Defensive faceoff responsibilities for the third lines no matter the score! Back check harder! Harder! Odd man rushes both ways are not acceptable!

/sometimes I don't miss Claude.
 
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