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14538 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Jan 2002 at 4:01 PM (12 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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jph
2002-01-08 04:03:46 PM
Ten years ago I wouldn't have minded deflowering her.
 
2002-01-08 04:04:30 PM
If Maria is still a virgin, I'm a porno stud.
 
2002-01-08 04:04:36 PM
CNN TV had one about overthrowing Hussein. It was called "Hussein in the Membrane." Ugh.
 
2002-01-08 04:05:05 PM
Hey, that was pretty creative, I think!

Maybe we can put Mariah in Episode II and let her get killed like N'Sync!
 
2002-01-08 04:05:16 PM
Ten years ago I actually bought two of her records(did I actually admit that?). But that was a groaner of a headline.
 
2002-01-08 04:05:38 PM
*LMAO*.....I'm afraid her flower has already wilted.
 
2002-01-08 04:05:39 PM
Best headline ever......too bad she has been deflowered by about 500 people.....I suppose they could have been virgins...but I don't know EVERYTHING! Sheesh
 
2002-01-08 04:05:39 PM
"Worst headline....er....nevermind."
 
2002-01-08 04:07:45 PM
Ha-Ha jokes, I get jokes.
 
2002-01-08 04:09:57 PM
Despite reports to the contrary, Mariah Carey's fling with Virgin may not just be an awkward one-night stand.
 
2002-01-08 04:10:09 PM
Virgin dumps Mariah in bloodless coup

...little more subtle yet gross nonetheless
 
2002-01-08 04:10:20 PM
fabulous
 
2002-01-08 04:12:19 PM
Why is this trashy gasbag still news? Why?
 
2002-01-08 04:13:05 PM
I don't know about worst ever. "Crazed Dildo Kills Seven" gets my vote
 
2002-01-08 04:15:54 PM
Somewhere (presumably a tropical island), Tommy Matolla laughs, sips a fruity drink with an umbrella, and has proper sex with his next discovery.
 
2002-01-08 04:16:42 PM
That is awesome. My favorite was when Robert Parrish was arrested for receiving a FedEx package of marijuana. The Boston Herald sports page headline was: Inhale to the Chief/ I guess you have to be from Boston to appreciate it.
 
2002-01-08 04:18:03 PM
Obvious Simpson's Reference:
"Obviously Seymore, we were wrong, because no one, anywhere, would admit to being a 43 year old virgin."
 
2002-01-08 04:18:48 PM
As a fellow 'trailered American' I resent you picking on Mariah. She's the most popular girl in the park, and she's so rich, the refridgerator in her front yard WORKS!
 
JMT
2002-01-08 04:20:35 PM
"My name's Harry. Harry Bagina."
 
2002-01-08 04:27:07 PM
Anything with "Fb is the father" gets my vote
 
2002-01-08 04:28:19 PM
You know, BIGREDWRENCH would make a great porno name.
 
2002-01-08 04:32:36 PM
I am not a virgin. I am a sexual dynamo.
 
2002-01-08 04:35:10 PM

I thought this was a photoshop when I first saw it.
Worst Banner Ad Ever.
 
2002-01-08 04:39:59 PM
What can I say that hasn't been said?
How about"Mariah's bouncing naked boobies coming soon to the X-rated section of the local video store."?
 
2002-01-08 04:54:36 PM
Mariah is still hot, despite her lackluster career as of late.
 
2002-01-08 07:02:39 PM
Check out the headline here.
 
2002-01-08 08:29:32 PM
I'll bet the person who came up with that headline was quite pleased with themself afterwards. ;)
 
2002-01-08 08:45:28 PM
Way Cool Junior: Your name wouldn't happen to be a Ratt reference would it? I'm almost ashamed that I know enough about Ratt to ask.
 
jph
2002-01-08 09:50:42 PM
Deboard:

Har. I remember when that song came out. The VJs on MTV kept saying stuff like "This is the phrase to say if you want to be cool."
 
2002-01-08 10:42:20 PM
We need a LAME tag.
 
2002-01-08 10:55:34 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

For once, the Fark headline got it right. We are one step closer to apocalypse people...
 
2002-01-08 11:19:54 PM
Bigpeeler stole my thunder!

Long time listener, first time caller - Great show as always, Phil!

Mariah, it's over. Please leave now. The building security will bring you your things.

KAAAAAAA--BLOOOOOOEY!!!!
 
2002-01-09 12:27:15 AM
Mariah is a quicky aging skank-deluxe. She started out her career at her peak: talented and respectable. Now she is anything but. She's just trying to keep up with the Spear's and Augilera's, who are sadly decades younger than her.
 
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