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(TheSpark)   Test your bastard level here, doo-dah doo-dah   (test.thespark.com) divider line 89
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2002-01-09 01:25:36 AM  
Old, old, old.
 
2002-01-09 01:26:01 AM  
We're talking at least a year, here.
 
2002-01-09 01:30:37 AM  
Hey, at least it gave you something to complain about.

"Are you not entertained?" Maximus
 
2002-01-09 01:31:21 AM  
67% bastard!
38% of which is Tard

sweet....
 
2002-01-09 01:34:24 AM  
36% bastard!
20% of which is Tard

I've taken this test before. I think the facts at the end of it are funny as hell. Catholics are more likely to spit on you.
 
2002-01-09 01:35:39 AM  
33% bastard!
18% of which is Tard

I SUCK!!!!

(and I seem to remember getting a slightly higher score last time I took it)
 
2002-01-09 01:36:54 AM  
33% bastard
18% tard

I am so much better than so many others.
 
2002-01-09 01:38:11 AM  
50% bastard
38% tard



And I'm a girl
 
2002-01-09 01:39:23 AM  
wtf?... also 33% /18%...
Hmmm... I expected more along the lines of " do you revel in the humiliation of others" or something to that effect.... I was robbed =(
 
2002-01-09 01:39:50 AM  
54% Bastard
30% of which is Tard.

Apparently I have a lot of work to do. I was hoping to score higher than that.
 
2002-01-09 01:42:18 AM  
57% Bastard
32% of which is Tard
 
2002-01-09 01:43:55 AM  
I am 61% biatch!
which is higher than the worldwide average 38%



Awe man, that's kinda painful
 
2002-01-09 01:48:46 AM  
33% bastard
22% tard
 
2002-01-09 01:51:24 AM  
Damn you guys are serious bastards!
19% Bastard
10% Tard

I am far and away the least tard of all you suckers
 
2002-01-09 01:52:31 AM  
43% Bastard
24% of which is Tard

Damn It! Once again I'm only average :(
Although, seeing as how I apparently am almost 1/4 Tard, you may all feel free to now call me Jimmy the Tard.
 
2002-01-09 01:53:22 AM  
Maybe you have just been getiing too much "Cheap Therapy"...
 
2002-01-09 01:56:09 AM  
65% Bastard, 37% tard.
Damn... im not really that much of a bastard, am i?
 
2002-01-09 01:57:57 AM  
22% bastard!
12% of which is Tard

Wow I suck
 
2002-01-09 02:01:30 AM  
67% bastard!
38% of which is Tard

>>>
fark all y'all
 
2002-01-09 02:02:38 AM  
23% bastard
13% tard

I'm a pushover...
 
2002-01-09 02:03:04 AM  
how did that 1 get through? ive tried to send tonnes of those things and they were all better than that!
 
2002-01-09 02:05:18 AM  
78% bastard
41% tard

Oops!
 
2002-01-09 02:08:19 AM  
50% bastard
23% tard.

Hmm...
 
2002-01-09 02:08:41 AM  
55% Bastard
31% Tard
 
2002-01-09 02:14:35 AM  
68% Bastard.

Maybe I need help.
 
2002-01-09 02:15:31 AM  
only 54% bastard and 30% tard.

Dammit, I have to pull up some slack and get my ass in gear.
 
2002-01-09 02:19:33 AM  
28% biatch. Aren't I sweet?
 
2002-01-09 02:22:44 AM  
"44% bastard!
25% of which is Tard
The worldwide average is 44% bastard.
How others compare:
3% (same as you)
41% (more bastard than you)
56% (less bastard than you)"


If I'm spot on the average, shouldn't there be exactly as many people that are less bastard as there are people who are more bastard than me?

Then again, I am a bastard.
 
2002-01-09 02:26:05 AM  
That site has way to many popups, btw.
 
2002-01-09 02:31:38 AM  
62% bastard
35% of which is Tard

Crap, at least I'm more of a bastard than some of you.
 
2002-01-09 02:32:12 AM  
25% bastard
14% tard

A little worse than Blackbird, but almost the same level.
 
2002-01-09 02:45:19 AM  
12% Bastard
8% Tard
 
2002-01-09 02:53:46 AM  
29% Bastard
16% Tard.

I guess that's not too bad.
 
2002-01-09 03:01:31 AM  
30% bastard
14% Tard
 
2002-01-09 03:02:58 AM  
53%/30%
 
2002-01-09 03:03:59 AM  
only 33% bastard (18% tard)

I would have thought much more... I must be mellowing in my old age.....
 
2002-01-09 03:09:26 AM  
LOL! Just did the Sex Test they have, an interesting fact at the end of that test:
"32% of all Star Trekkies are virgins."
 
2002-01-09 03:10:34 AM  
I feel like a bastard just by doing this. Actually more like a tard.
 
2002-01-09 03:24:30 AM  
76% bastard! woot.
 
2002-01-09 04:02:36 AM  
The results are in. You are certifiably:

12% bastard!

The worldwide average is 44% bastard.
How others compare:
0% (same as you)
2% (less bastard than you)
98% (more bastard than you)
 
2002-01-09 04:04:11 AM  
54% bastard
30% tard
100% desirable motherfarker yeyah!
 
2002-01-09 04:22:03 AM  
Only 41%. I must say I'm a bit dissapointed.

42% would have been so much cooler....
 
2002-01-09 04:37:39 AM  
weehaa, 68% bastard...
farking figures i couldn't get 69...
 
2002-01-09 04:44:01 AM  
I am 39% Bastard.. It says 42% of the world is less bastard then me.. I think allot of people are farking lying here.
 
2002-01-09 05:01:17 AM  
hah, Green Plastic and Tuxedo Krillin are pussies!

I'm only 44% bastard so I have to push somebody around
 
2002-01-09 05:06:44 AM  
TheSpark rocks, but they've been on hiatus for like 6 months. Everyone should go there and read The Fat Project, along with StinkyMeat and StinkyFeet Projects. Nothing makes you laugh as much as a grown man cultivating athletes foot on purpose.

Or cry.

For that matter.
 
2002-01-09 05:17:14 AM  
Oh yeah! 54 percent farkin biatch......... Damn! I mean I thought I was nicer than that. *takes evil grin off face and replaces it with a sweet smile*
 
2002-01-09 05:56:35 AM  
30/17
 
2002-01-09 06:41:53 AM  
I am 27% bastard.
15% is tard.
Hmmmmm...
 
2002-01-09 06:49:29 AM  
I think you'll find over 60% of it is actually tard. They're not good at their maths. I was 37%, and they reckoned on 30% being tard.

Monty Python

'Ee's makin' it up as 'Ee goes along!

/Monty Python
 
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