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(The Sun)   Britney Spears and her boyfriend have a good dry-hump on a rock. The Sun is there   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 330
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2004-05-13 03:35:14 PM  
Enave:
"It's just that a nice girl would probably get a tattoo of a flower on her ankle or something. "

I'm sorry, but this is getting ridiculous. What a generalization! So every girl that has a tattoo on her lower back-- maybe because she doesn't want one on her ankle (highly visible in the summer) or wants it only to be seen when she's wearing a swimsuit or, yes, when naked -- is a whore?

I'm not a whore, and I don't want a tattoo on my ankle, especially of a flower.

/no current tattoos either
 
2004-05-13 03:36:43 PM  
I agree with syberpud. My ex had a tattoos on the small of her back, and around her bellybutton, and she was far from a slut. But she very rarely wore clothes that showed them off - she got them because she enjoyed them, not for attention.
 
2004-05-13 03:36:58 PM  
My ex has a butterfly fight above her ass. She definitely wasn't a whore but I used to enjoy making its wings flap.
 
2004-05-13 03:37:04 PM  
 
2004-05-13 03:37:26 PM  
esblondie2
I'm sorry, but this is getting ridiculous. What a generalization! So every girl that has a tattoo on her lower back-- maybe because she doesn't want one on her ankle (highly visible in the summer) or wants it only to be seen when she's wearing a swimsuit or, yes, when naked -- is a whore?

Yes! You didn't know that? And if your user name is any indication, you're blonde, so you're probably dumb too, right?

Kidding. Just pointing out the ridiculous.
 
2004-05-13 03:37:43 PM  
errr......right, not fight.
 
2004-05-13 03:39:21 PM  
2004-05-13 03:37:04 PM nonoyesno

Looks like she is taking a shiat in that picture, real nasty one too.
 
2004-05-13 03:39:36 PM  

I'm sorry, but this is getting ridiculous. What a generalization! So every girl that has a tattoo on her lower back-- maybe because she doesn't want one on her ankle (highly visible in the summer) or wants it only to be seen when she's wearing a swimsuit or, yes, when naked -- is a whore?


Yes. She is a whore. It is just like the only girls you ever see wearing clear shoes are strippers.

wear clear shoes = stripper
have a tatoo on the small of your back = whore

And the tatoo also doubles as a bullseye, so you at least have to aim where you shoot it.

Not all chicks with back tatoos are whores...but all whores have back tatoos.
 
2004-05-13 03:39:44 PM  
Thanks rufie52.

At first I was looking at www.fazed.com. COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
 
2004-05-13 03:43:24 PM  
Pablo_Roo
I'm sorry but people put shiat like that in there bios.

Go back to 7th grade English class. When you've earned at leas a B, come back to the Fark forums and type something that actually makes sense, while using there and their in their grammatically correct ways. Then maybe people will give your comments the time of day.
 
2004-05-13 03:43:33 PM  
When the Playboy pictorial finally does hit the news stands, I predict a lot of people are going to be pretty disappointed.
 
2004-05-13 03:44:34 PM  
oh, my fault? sorry.
 
2004-05-13 03:44:35 PM  
esblondie2

I forgot to mention...you seem a little bit defensive about the correlation between slutiness and a tatoo on the back. it makes me wonder is all. I would venture a guess and say that you have a tatoo on the small of your back...I will also go a step further and guess that it is either a) a tribal tatoo or b) something in chinese or something else that is unoriginal and not very creative.

/if the shoe fits
 
2004-05-13 03:44:50 PM  
I see she's decided to add "crack whore" to her resume. I for one applaud our little resume builder.

-Jeff
 
2004-05-13 03:45:55 PM  
I think The Sun outdid itself with that headline. Well done, Sun!
 
2004-05-13 03:47:47 PM  
Nishi Kawaguchi Style

Seems to me maybe our friend can only score the slutty chicks.
 
2004-05-13 03:49:13 PM  
(A) "You Got Served" is some recently out hiphop dance movie, which is still ranked the #1 worst movie ever by IMDB users.

(B) My sister-in-law's husband left her over a year ago, while pregnant and with a 3 year old, for their nanny who kinda looks like Britney Spears. So, can we take him and this guy and tie em up on a railroad track?
 
2004-05-13 03:51:14 PM  
Nishi Kawaguchi Style

Keep aiming for that pot leaf...one day you will hit it. I promise. And when you do hit it, it will like xmas, easter and your birthday all rolled up into one.

I used to bang this girl who was a branch manager at my bank, she had a purple butterfly there. I tried and tried and tried...and one day I hit the target. It was wonderful to finally set a goal and achieve it.
 
2004-05-13 03:53:04 PM  
*ahem* insert a t in leas
 
2004-05-13 03:54:25 PM  
Nonoyesno:

Is that Britney or a young Tammy Faye Baker?
 
2004-05-13 03:56:15 PM  
MelGoesonTour -

What they said. I stumbled across it reading my daily dose of everyone's favourite online leftwing news-site - completely amazed they posted it (albeit with firm warning). I didn't click the link.

By 2pm though, I'd bought into rumours it was a fake (strange, since I had heard they found the guy's decapitated body), and clicked. My first snuff film. As soon as they started sawing I had a physical, visceral reaction and turned it off. His screaming was a large part of it and I'm with the others, I wish I could un-hear his voice.

Never saw the full beheading and don't intend to, even with sound off.

Here am I, an unflinching watcher of Nekromantic and Salo, and massive Argento fan - but I flinch like a newborn from REAL violent images. There's a chasm's width of difference between squibs on actors, and real humans (yous and mes) in that kind of distress.
 
YMW
2004-05-13 03:57:38 PM  
tatoo = skank.

sorry but true.
 
2004-05-13 03:59:52 PM  
"tatoo = skank."

I'm afraid I have to agree.
 
2004-05-13 04:01:07 PM  
nonoyesno, what is the story behind that picture? Every time I see it, it cracks me up!

"Hey, Britney... the rabbit died!!!" LOL
 
2004-05-13 04:03:02 PM  
I'm sorry Miss Jackson, but Britney's for real. Her and your fiance got a special thing going on. You say it's puppy love, I say it's full grown.
 
2004-05-13 04:03:08 PM  
Nishi Kawaguchi Style

your g/f is probably afraid she will catch something from you if you bang the friend. And chicks know that men are only as faithful as their options, so they dont want you hanging out with a slutty chick.

In all fairness...I have met ONE chick that had a tatoo on her lower back that wasnt a slut. I actually became good friends with her and her husband, that is how I know she isnt a slut, because if she was...I would have hit it by now.
 
2004-05-13 04:03:30 PM  
YMW and Wizzin

Wow are you idiots farking close-minded...
 
2004-05-13 04:04:45 PM  
"In all fairness...I have met ONE chick that had a tatoo on her lower back that wasnt a slut. I actually became good friends with her and her husband, that is how I know she isnt a slut, because if she was...I would have hit it by now."

That being said, I hope you are still trying.
 
2004-05-13 04:06:37 PM  
I'm glad to see someone else say she has a thick neck because that's the one thing I have said for a couple of years. Either that or her head is too little. I think she's just built funny and will look like Penny Marshall when she's older.


As for the video, I clicked on a link the other day thinking I was going to see the statement reading but it started right where the stuck the knife in, with audio. I freaked out and closed the viewer as fast as I could. It was very disturbing.
 
2004-05-13 04:09:04 PM  
When the Playboy pictorial finally does hit the news stands, I predict a lot of people are going to be pretty disappointed.

That depends. Personally, I've been disappointed with Plyaboy for almost 10 years now, as not a single woman in there looks like a human -- "mannequinesque" is the best I can call that much airbrushing.

Which, of course, means that if Ms. Spears does decide to do a layout for them, she, too, will be airbrushed into near unrecognizability.
 
2004-05-13 04:09:35 PM  
Yeah, Cubansaltyballs, if you'd be ever so kind to RMFP (read my farking post) I make sure to finish off with the fact that indeed, I have no tattoos, so I can rant and rave on this subject for as long as I like, unbiased.

The whole reason I've not gotten a tattoo is for that reason exactly... I never came up with something original and creative enough, that really meant something to me, that I'd want on my body for the rest of my life.

/still think not ALL girls with lower back tattoos are whores... they can't ALL possibly be. Could they?
 
2004-05-13 04:09:39 PM  
cuban, i have to call you on that. men are NOT only as slutty as their options. that's just an excuse that men find convenient to use. Men know right from wrong. this guy knows right from wrong, and it's wrong to cheat.

on a sidebar, as a women, i'm sick of hearing women say that men are dogs. if we say, oh, well, men are dogs, that's like giving men blanket permission to make a mess, hump anything that moves, and whelp whole litters of young and never take care of them. men are human beings who can and should make choices and take responsibility. it's time that men AND women both admit that and stop making excuses!

sorry for the rant :)
love
heidi
 
2004-05-13 04:12:06 PM  
And nonoyesno, where did you find that photo? That is the funniest thing I've seen all week. Thanks.
 
2004-05-13 04:14:49 PM  
Ofcourse. It takes a skanky ho like Ms. Spears for Sweden to make the headlines on fark.

Wait...maybe it *requires* a skanky ho like Ms. Spears.

/relieved
 
2004-05-13 04:15:00 PM  
Bonzo20,
you win for today! Yay!
 
2004-05-13 04:19:22 PM  
joshfick

taint- "it'ain't pussy and it'ain't asshole"
 
2004-05-13 04:20:05 PM  
I call a setup. It looks like they wanted to get caught.
 
2004-05-13 04:26:24 PM  
djmed
Can you define Beef Curtains?
 
2004-05-13 04:27:25 PM  
esblondie2 says: I just don't get it... I mean, correct me if I'm wrong:
If you're engaged to be married, and become interested in someone else enough to act on it, break off the engagement.
If you're married and become interested in someone else enough to act on it, get a divorce.
If you like running around dating and farking as many people as possible, stay single. Don't get engaged, don't get married, don't even put yourself or some other poor sap through it all.
Don't date or fark married people, period.
And above all, use birth control.
It all seems pretty simple to me!


Where the heck are you from? I mean, you actually have values!!! (complimentary)

A rarity. I mean, I know some chicks that would rather do a married guy then go on a date and meet someone. Might be nice for the married guy, but what about his wife? His family? Hey, not to mention that she may one day meet and marry someone and the circle(jerk) will continue when her husband gets some. She will be ok with this?

/as far as tatoos...not for me. I got nature's own- liver spots, moles, blemishes, scars...who needs to pay for ink when genetics does it for free!
 
2004-05-13 04:28:21 PM  
I pose a question, I have a tattoo on my stomach (that I designed) that goes from hip to hip, around the navel and down to the goods, I got it about 8-9 years ago. If a tattoo on a chicks lower back makes her a slut then I have got to know what the take on this is.
 
2004-05-13 04:34:16 PM  
Tatoo on lower back = VERY VERY bad sign

But then again so is:

'Surgeon General Warning: Smoking may Cause Cancer'

I don't pay attention to that one either.

Sigh...
 
2004-05-13 04:35:23 PM  
Mikacat
Directions?
 
2004-05-13 04:37:50 PM  
WHORE! SLUT! HOMEWRECKER!

its for both of them
 
2004-05-13 04:38:27 PM  
deusse

Great speech. You're seriously my new hero.

/also tired of philosophy on life gleaned mainly from sit-coms.
 
2004-05-13 04:39:57 PM  
Man all that dough and she ends up with that wigger.

You can take a girl out of the trailer but you can't take the trailer out of the girl...
 
2004-05-13 04:40:28 PM  
Justin's a heck of a lot more handsome than this fugly ol' Kevin guy... She's goin' downhill, quick...
 
2004-05-13 04:41:09 PM  
Don't you find it a tad creepy that there's an entire article about two people making out in a park.. and what they're wearing?

Seriously.. thats all it is.. and there are people who actually get paid to write this banal boring shiat. And worse, people who are actually interested in it.
 
2004-05-13 04:41:15 PM  
Mikacat
I'm afraid we would need pictures of the said tatoo to make a fair and balanced judgement.
 
2004-05-13 04:41:55 PM  
Mikacat

In addition to the 'PLEASE LOOK AT ME, PLEASE!!!' argument for a girl with a tatoo likely being a slut, there's the whole 'she was comfortable laying basically naked in front of some random sweaty guy' factor.

Also not a good thing.
 
2004-05-13 04:43:33 PM  
me in the night -
Nope - Orange County, CA.

I just always loved the term.
 
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