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2004-05-13 12:41:50 AM
hmm pregnant fiance or britney spears.....pregnant fiance or britney spears?
 
2004-05-13 08:42:25 AM
Either way, him having the pregnant fiance makes him look like a complete ass. Of course, he could always mine the skank population for his next date after Britney and his fiance both dump him like a bad habit.
 
2004-05-13 08:48:01 AM
Britney Spears' teeth look like they could star in their own horror flick.
 
2004-05-13 09:37:11 AM
Shenanigans!

 
2004-05-13 09:38:47 AM
Um...if I was the pregnant fiancee and my guy had the nerve to publicly *frolic* with someone as skanky as britney spears....there'd be some Lorena Bobbit shiat going down.

I mean, come on. If you're going to cheat on me, as least do it with someone that I'd be willing to have a 3some with so that i don't feel left out.

I mean, really. Guys, you need to have some common sense and decency.
 
2004-05-13 09:43:25 AM
I still feel bad for that dude she married and ditched 48 hours later. Seemed he was actually in love with her.
 
2004-05-13 09:48:36 AM
I wouldn't wish that no talent rube's amount of fame on anyone. Everywhere she goes, there are at least a dozen photographers snapping photos. As if anyone should give a rat's ass. I would go insane.
And then it is probably going to be even more bizarre for her when her 15 minutes are up, and there are no longer any photographers around.
 
2004-05-13 10:17:50 AM
dgc360, everybody needs their heart ripped out at least once. It's part of growing up.
After looking at this guy's facial hair and clothes, it seems safe to assume she traded one redneck for another.
 
2004-05-13 10:23:59 AM
Kevin who has a pregnant fiance back in the States wore a red cap and jeans, while Britney donned a patchwork hat.


You can take the girl out of the trailer, but you can't take the trailer out of the girl.
 
2004-05-13 10:33:48 AM
Amen chesire

except I don't think Britney is skanky. I love her.

and I would never date that dude. He's the trailer trash.
ughh
 
2004-05-13 11:37:21 AM
Plus...i'd like to think that if i was pregnant with some guy's kid (which hopefully won't be for yeeaaaarrrrs), he'd love me enough to think that i was the most beautiful, sexy woman on earth, even if i was 8 months and counting and crying every 5 minutes.

i mean, really.
 
2004-05-13 11:58:41 AM
that dude is pretty ugly to be doing britney spears. it makes me think maybe i have a shot.
 
2004-05-13 12:14:39 PM


This guy just looks like
a total weasel. Put your
hat on straight you jagoff.
 
2004-05-13 12:52:20 PM
He exudes an certain impish dryhumpability.

(Brap likes his humps wet)
 
2004-05-13 12:53:11 PM
"They appeared to be head over heels in love ..."

There is a line between being in love and just wanting to break off a piece of ass.

/nuthin'
 
2004-05-13 01:57:04 PM
What? No pictures of the "O" face?
 
2004-05-13 01:58:45 PM
*Raises Fist Defiantly*
Damn you Kevin Ferignine,, damn you....

And put that hat on straight you ruffian.
 
2004-05-13 01:58:56 PM
Hmmmm... Outdoor dry hump... (thinks back)
 
2004-05-13 01:59:21 PM
home wrecker!
 
2004-05-13 01:59:38 PM
Was this a preview for this Friday's What Not To Wear?
 
2004-05-13 01:59:54 PM
Kevin who has a pregnant fiance back in the States...

Classy.
 
2004-05-13 02:00:07 PM
LMAO look at the guy she is with.

i've said it before, and i'll say it again:

Two words: Washed. Up.
 
2004-05-13 02:00:35 PM
I think that Kevins fiance will recieve a nice child support check every month.

Britney is build some bad karma too.
 
2004-05-13 02:00:42 PM
GOD, does she has the worst smile...ugh.
 
2004-05-13 02:00:53 PM
That's the luckiest rock in the world.
 
2004-05-13 02:01:48 PM
Kevin who has a pregnant fiance back in the States...

britney spears is 0% talent and 100% white trash.
 
2004-05-13 02:02:05 PM
Dating a dancer... that's so J-Lo.
 
2004-05-13 02:02:05 PM
He looks exactly like the hobo who sleeps outside of the liquor store bumming change.
 
2004-05-13 02:02:20 PM
2004-05-13 10:23:59 AM Smookyfufu

Agree 100%
 
2004-05-13 02:02:36 PM
I meant...she HAS the worst smile...she does ...oi.
 
2004-05-13 02:02:51 PM
2004-05-13 12:14:39 PM ChewbaccaJones This guy just looks like a total weasel. Put your hat on straight you jagoff.

Thank you. That goes for every other college punk that thinks this makes them look tough. You don't look tough. You look like a dillweed.
 
2004-05-13 02:03:20 PM
I find it hard to believe that an international sex symbol like Britney can't find a better looking man to cavort with.

That guy looks like the typical trash-'stache-ultra-skank-3000-southern jerk off. Ew!
 
2004-05-13 02:03:26 PM
Hey, is it me? Or is the Sun everywhere Britney Spears is?
 
2004-05-13 02:03:32 PM
I wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole. Kinda crazy I feel that way about a guy dating Britney Spears.
 
2004-05-13 02:03:58 PM
ChewbaccaJones

Couldn't agree with you more. I would definitely floor it if I saw him crossing the street.
 
2004-05-13 02:04:17 PM
Amen, Rev. Skarekroe.

I gotta say that this just one more charge to bring against Britney Spears when she's convicted of indecency by the FCC...

Not that I like the FCC either...
 
2004-05-13 02:05:23 PM
I just like saying dryhumpability.

Dryhumpability.
 
2004-05-13 02:05:23 PM
Britney reminds me of the Beverly Hillbillies show. She makes millions and still dates Cletus. I wonder if she lives in a gold-plated double-wide.

/of course I would hit it. don't be stupid
 
2004-05-13 02:06:45 PM
14:58
14:59
15:00
...

Time's up biatch!
 
2004-05-13 02:07:13 PM
that hat looks a little out of place with the t-shirt. all of his wife beaters must be in the wash.
 
2004-05-13 02:07:16 PM
open letter to britney spears:

dear britney,
please accept my marriage proposal before the kitteens are extinct.

i love you

djmed
 
Hoa
2004-05-13 02:07:36 PM
Excited ... Kevin Federline

What a stupid looking shiat eatin' grin...
 
2004-05-13 02:08:09 PM
Yet another reason people from Louisiana won't admit their birthplace
 
2004-05-13 02:08:22 PM
p.s. and would you mind switching to bluegrass or alt country maybe.
that shiat you sing sucks.

thanks
 
2004-05-13 02:08:22 PM
NOT to be confused with Dale Earnhardt Jr.

 
2004-05-13 02:09:37 PM
Can we kill him for wearing the hat to the side and that gay, gay, gay chinstrap piece of shiat he calls facial hair?

I don't care if he is getting penis-chaffage from dry humping in a pair of jeans with Brittany, he just got crabs.
 
2004-05-13 02:09:54 PM
If you look at the pic of her "smiling", it looks more and more like an "Oh shiat, I'm caught" face to me.

/but that could just be me
//NOT defending her in any way
 
2004-05-13 02:10:17 PM
that guy looks like a dumbass
 
2004-05-13 02:10:22 PM
Won't she just go away? I don't even really want to see her naked anymore.
 
2004-05-13 02:10:27 PM
My girl and I have made an agreement that there are certain celebrities that would be OK to cheat with.

Maybe this guy made the same pact with his fiancee?

That agreement was made in jest. I couldn't imagine actually thinking I could get away with it. If I saw my girlfriend making out with Jude Law in the Sun, I don't think I would be so understanding.
 
2004-05-13 02:10:43 PM
I always have and always WILL have the same stance on brittany speared as I had since day one......... I would rather bang the shiat out of Christina Aguillera & risk whatever she theorhetically HAD before I'd whip anything towards Speared.........
Now SHAKIRA on the other hand....... She could pull me along on a LEASH and I wouldn't give a FARK what the Sun said about me... Not that I would to begin w/ mind you.....
 
2004-05-13 02:11:37 PM
huhhhnnnnnnngghhghnnnnngggghhhh...ggrrhuhhhnnnnnngggghh... uhhgggghhghgmmmmnnnnnnnnnghgghgh..... hunnnnggghhhh... hnnnnggngngngngnghh...

...trying to give a sh*t.
 
2004-05-13 02:11:53 PM
She has a heterosexual dancer? WTF?
 
2004-05-13 02:12:10 PM
That guy looks like the type of people I enjoy tripping and making fun of loudly at the mall.
 
2004-05-13 02:12:20 PM
Don't strain yourself Flashbulb.
 
2004-05-13 02:12:27 PM
still dating the nascar crowd i see. you can take the girl out of the country ...
 
2004-05-13 02:12:57 PM
I chuckled at his bottle of Coke. Britney's a Pepsi girl.

Other than that, I think they're truly perfect for each other.
 
2004-05-13 02:12:58 PM
Yes, Rayden,, Shakira Owns the other two gals.
 
2004-05-13 02:13:03 PM
I would dry hump Britney Spears. Honest, I would
 
2004-05-13 02:13:31 PM
Life_is_a_carnivore

HAHA! Thankyou! I was just about to do a GIS for Dale Jr but decided to refresh the page first, he immediately came to mind when I saw the pic in that articile.

/I'd rather be Dale Jr.
 
2004-05-13 02:14:05 PM
Fame, money and hotness obviously does not teach a person class. Has she no conscience of what she's doing to her fellow female?
And this is a chick that once was quoted as saying that she'd be saving herself for marriage... now she's dryhumping on rocks with another woman's FIANCE.
And don't even get me started on that freaking twit.

Morals and responsibilities, ever heard of 'em?
 
2004-05-13 02:14:47 PM
You must remember Britney is a country girl. Going with that stereotype, foregoing her publicity, she should end up with a loser sporting a sideways cap and a pregnant fiance. I bet he has some kickin' rims.

Go South Ya'll!!
 
2004-05-13 02:14:53 PM
You'd think someone as decent as Britney would be able to find someone who isn't so farking dorky.

That guy looks like an complete reject.
 
2004-05-13 02:15:07 PM
Hey the Sun is providing a service...

...by keeping that fellows fiance' from having to hire a P.I. to follow him around

/got nothin'
 
2004-05-13 02:15:20 PM
I, for one, would hit our new Britny overlord!

/Britny Fox?
 
2004-05-13 02:15:27 PM
You can take the girl out of the trailer, but you can't take the trailer out of the girl.

Haha, nice one smookyfufu
 
2004-05-13 02:15:50 PM
Am I missing something here? Is Britney's vagina better than other vaginas?

/you guys are dorks. heh heh snort
 
2004-05-13 02:16:11 PM
I'd hit britney too, upside the head w/ a 2X4.... WHAP!
 
2004-05-13 02:16:18 PM
What is it with these white kids trying to act black. What a farking disgrace. Not because they're trying to act black, but because they're trying to be something they'll never know anything about.

I'm going to go out and beat a whigger today.
 
2004-05-13 02:16:20 PM
looks like she's found herself a nice St Charles parish redneck oilfield worker. good for her.

Bwahahahaha, once a hick, always a hick.
 
2004-05-13 02:17:39 PM
[Flashbulb]
Hilarious, people in the office looked at me I laughed so loud.
 
2004-05-13 02:17:41 PM
Any chick with a tatoo in the small of her back is a farking whore.

/knows from experience
 
2004-05-13 02:17:49 PM
Looks like the kind of guy who still refers to his faux-gold jewelry as "bling" and has $5000 worth of rims on his 1989 Honda Civic.
 
2004-05-13 02:18:58 PM
No big deal here.... I dry hump Britney 2-3 times daily (In my dry humpin' dreams! Sometimes I change my dementia and she dry humps me!)

/scuse me whilst I unzip and fap..
 
2004-05-13 02:19:08 PM
Funny how I am reading a book on Dale Jr right now and the similiaries are scary! I'd take Dale Jr anyday of the week!
 
2004-05-13 02:19:10 PM
Now I remember why I don't date blondes.

And she never has caught my eye from the moment she appeared from that shiat hole.

Flashbulb

ROFL!!!!!!
 
2004-05-13 02:19:25 PM
Quick! Someone tell Prince we found his beard!
 
2004-05-13 02:19:46 PM
[NappyHead]
You said it man. . .Whigger
 
2004-05-13 02:19:51 PM
Wait, a male dancer has a pregnant fiancee and is caught dryhumping with Britney Spears. Something doesn't add up.
 
2004-05-13 02:20:29 PM
"Any chick with a tatoo in the small of her back is a farking whore.
/knows from experience"

You must know my ex very well...
 
2004-05-13 02:20:32 PM
Britney who has just had a No1 with Toxic,

is "no 1 with toxic" where you shiat by accident when taking a leak, or is it the one where you try to crap, but all you get pis s and odour?
 
2004-05-13 02:21:19 PM
2004-05-13 02:20:29 PM Merge
"Any chick with a tatoo in the small of her back is a farking whore.
/knows from experience"

You must know my ex very well...


OH my god that's great. Ex's rulz.
 
2004-05-13 02:21:25 PM
NappyHead

I've never understood that. At what point does a non-black person go from crackerville to speaking in ebonics with the inflected voice and all? If I were black, I think I would be insulted by someone impersonating my culture. Perhaps they find it highly amusing and entertaining to keep a whigger around?
 
2004-05-13 02:21:28 PM
The boyfriend in animated form:
 
2004-05-13 02:21:32 PM
This is really sick.

On so many levels.
 
2004-05-13 02:21:35 PM
i-likes-maple-syrup
Any chick with a tatoo in the small of her back is a farking whore.

/knows from experience

I would have to disagree!!!
 
2004-05-13 02:21:35 PM

and they'll make such beautiful babies.


 
2004-05-13 02:22:40 PM
" you'd think someone as decent as Britney would be......."

Decent LOOKING, maybe. Decent in actions or character? After the hours-long marriage and now this? Hardly.

Stupid business move too... maybe sales will fall with all of her pathetic publicity lately.
 
2004-05-13 02:22:57 PM
"i-likes-maple-syrup
Any chick with a tatoo in the small of her back is a farking whore.

/knows from experience"

"I would have to disagree!!!"

Ok then farking and sarking whore. Happy now.
 
2004-05-13 02:23:04 PM
that is such a scary pic, I thought it was a man at first!!!
 
2004-05-13 02:23:17 PM
naskar258

hmm pregnant fiance or britney spears.....pregnant fiance or britney spears?

I'll take the pregnant fiance; why waste time teaching another woman to blow you the way you like it?
 
2004-05-13 02:24:42 PM
2004-05-13 02:14:05 PM esblondie2


Fame, money and hotness obviously does not teach a person class. Has she no conscience of what she's doing to her fellow female?
And this is a chick that once was quoted as saying that she'd be saving herself for marriage... now she's dryhumping on rocks with another woman's FIANCE.
And don't even get me started on that freaking twit.

Morals and responsibilities, ever heard of 'em?

--------------------------------------------
She sounds like a friend of mine that had an affair with a married guy (with kids) for about 5 years. Her take on it was that he was the one being unfaithful to his wife and that she had no culpability whatsoever. She didn't think she was "aiding and abetting". I think this is the SKANKIEST, LOWEST thing a woman can do. Granted, he's not married, but he does have a "fiance" that he is having a child with. Oddly enough, the married guy left his wife, divorced, the ex-wife passed away, and now my friend is engaged.
 
2004-05-13 02:25:46 PM
NappyHead

Smack one of those pitiful morons for me.
 
2004-05-13 02:27:40 PM
Raicilla--Ok then farking and sarking whore. Happy now.

NO ASSHOLE!!!
 
2004-05-13 02:28:34 PM
Awesome a tatoo flamewar!
 
2004-05-13 02:28:41 PM
I'll show her a rock.
 
2004-05-13 02:29:23 PM


Kevin who has a pregnant fiance back in the States wore a red cap and jeans, while Britney donned a patchwork hat.


Well, I was going to say he looked like trash, but that passage removed all doubt. I wonder if he has a rat tail tucked-up underneath that hat?
 
2004-05-13 02:29:35 PM


Looks like the cross-eyed guard in the Chappelle show 'Rick James' sketch.
 
2004-05-13 02:29:59 PM
My new girlfriend of 3 weeks has one of those tatoos on the small of her back. Should this be a warning?

/honestly don't know.
 
2004-05-13 02:30:36 PM
No G-Zus!
 
2004-05-13 02:30:39 PM
G-Zus
Awesome a tatoo flamewar!

I'm not sure what annoys me more, a tattoo flamewar or someone saying she's a great artist because she's sold a lot of records. You know that one's coming.
 
2004-05-13 02:32:58 PM
Did none of you see the skit on SNL about the lower-back tattoos....that will be you!!!!

jk
 
2004-05-13 02:33:00 PM
Looks to me like the hard place is caught between the rock and Britney.
 
2004-05-13 02:33:40 PM
G-Zus

Run and run fast. My experience has been that these type of women are whores.
 
2004-05-13 02:34:08 PM
everybody lip-sync it with me...

Oops I did it again
I'm a home-wrecking whore
 
2004-05-13 02:34:12 PM
I just don't get it... I mean, correct me if I'm wrong:
If you're engaged to be married, and become interested in someone else enough to act on it, break off the engagement.
If you're married and become interested in someone else enough to act on it, get a divorce.
If you like running around dating and farking as many people as possible, stay single. Don't get engaged, don't get married, don't even put yourself or some other poor sap through it all.
Don't date or fark married people, period.
And above all, use birth control.
It all seems pretty simple to me!
 
2004-05-13 02:34:40 PM
It's not even a small one it's the kind that -----stretches---- the lengthe of the lower back.
 
2004-05-13 02:35:07 PM
Does the tattoo make them a whore or are they one before they get it? I'm confused and would like your take on the issue!
 
2004-05-13 02:36:26 PM
Is it just me...or does Brit' actually look real hot and big-boobed when she's in her performance get-up; though when she's seen sans slutclothes, she just becomes "plain"? Well, is it just me or what?

Well?
 
2004-05-13 02:36:35 PM
You're a mean one, Ms. Spears
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Ms. Spears,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Ms. Spears,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Ms. Spears,
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Ms. Spears,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Ms. Spears,
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, Ms. Spears,
You're the queen of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Ms. Spears,
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Ms. Spears,
With a nauseous super "naus"!,
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Ms. Spears,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Ms. Spears,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Ms. Spears,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk"!
 
2004-05-13 02:36:44 PM
Ok then farking and sarking whore. Happy now.
--------
NO ASSHOLE!!!


Ok, OK. Then a farking, sarking whore with no asshole. Sheesh...you are hard to please!
 
2004-05-13 02:36:53 PM
Those back tatoo's are a complete turnoff.

Actually any girl who wears a tatoo I won't date, its just gross
 
2004-05-13 02:36:58 PM
asshat4321
I'd like to know also.
 
2004-05-13 02:37:10 PM
Yes, you should beware your new gf. Honestly, half the chicks with boyfriends/husbands who've ever tried to cheat with me had those tattoos.

Maybe 10% of chicks with those tattoos are not whores, but you are really taking your chances to make any kind of investment in a girl with a tattoo there.

I personally try to avoid a chick with any tattoos, no matter where they are. To me, a tattoo is a scream for attention, or a hapless ploy to convince others you're deep. Excepting of course the 5% - 10% of people who get ink with some actual deep meaning to them.

/feels really sorry for all the idiots running around with "Taz" tattoos from high-school. also laughing at them.
 
2004-05-13 02:37:59 PM
Does she EVER fix herself up anymore? I would never ever touch that guy. What makes it so sad is as pretty as she "can be made up" to be she is with someone as ugly as him. That guy would never get inside me!
 
2004-05-13 02:38:37 PM
Off subject, but would one of y'all please provide me with a link to Nicholas Berg video. - I'm not a sicko, just have to see what all this is about.
 
2004-05-13 02:38:42 PM
Whore.

/wait I'd still hit it.
 
2004-05-13 02:38:44 PM
I have 2 tattoos and am not a whore! lol
 
2004-05-13 02:38:59 PM
Mr_Fabulous,

Ahhhhh


hahahahahaahahhahhahahahahahahahhahaha
 
2004-05-13 02:39:35 PM
Yes, Rayden,, Shakira Owns the other two gals.

On looks and talent.
 
2004-05-13 02:40:52 PM
Will someone please wake me when her 15 minutes are up?
 
2004-05-13 02:42:08 PM
Does she own anything other than denim cut-off shorts and tacky hats?
 
2004-05-13 02:42:18 PM
*Colonel Angus*
"Off subject, but would one of y'all please provide me with a link to Nicholas Berg video. - I'm not a sicko, just have to see what all this is about."

--------

I made the mistake of watching it. If you really want the link I'll post it, but I really shouldn't (will leave it to someone else). Just imagine a sheep getting slaughtered and that'll give you some idea.
 
2004-05-13 02:43:06 PM
Help me out here. Is that a Kent [State] sweatshirt Ms. Spears is sporting?

 
2004-05-13 02:43:11 PM
"Does the tattoo make them a whore or are they one before they get it? I'm confused and would like your take on the issue!"

She's a whore before they get the tattoo. She gets it so that a guy has something to remember her by while he's giving it to her from behind.

The last girl I dated had a tattoo there. She didn't cheat on me or anything, but I came to realize that she probably used to be a major cocksucking whore. Never, never again.
 
2004-05-13 02:43:51 PM
Hey honey.... do you remember those top 5 lists we made 2 years ago? Well..... you're gonna have some catching up to do... you know, when you're not all pregnant and stuff.
 
2004-05-13 02:43:53 PM
Ilikesmaplesyrup

There's really no investment but I'll take that advice into consideration.
 
2004-05-13 02:44:15 PM
bwahahaaha touche
 
2004-05-13 02:44:28 PM
That guy looks just like Justin Timberlake. She's totally over him.
 
2004-05-13 02:45:05 PM
MelGoesOnTour,

Except the sheep speaks the kings english and screams no like he means it. Absolutely subhuman. I haven't and will not view. I know all I need to know from the accounts.

Watching that kind of stuff will warp your brain. Unless, of course you were raised with the internet, ogrish, rotten etal, in which case....no problemo.
 
2004-05-13 02:45:15 PM

This pic is just begging for a Photoshop contest, but then again how could you make this guy look worse? What a wanker!
 
2004-05-13 02:45:31 PM
"Help me out here. Is that a Kent [State] sweatshirt Ms. Spears is sporting?"

I would guess University of Kent in the UK
 
2004-05-13 02:45:41 PM
You guys do realize that her '15 minutes' have been going on for about four years, right?

I guess you do what you have to so you can feel superior, though.. carry on.
 
2004-05-13 02:45:52 PM
"Kevin who has a pregnant fiance back in the States"...
Real farkin' classy there, guy.
 
2004-05-13 02:46:17 PM
Oh, it's you. You know what's worse than a little kid who can't contain the funk, and feels compelled to vibe out to Prince, only to be smacked by his dad? Well, I'll tell you...

A filthy pseudonymous fark who proudly announces that he pissed on the rug at his place of employment for six months, all the while collecting a paycheck and employment benefits. That's what's worse!
 
2004-05-13 02:46:26 PM
actually the word was stop. really sad.
 
2004-05-13 02:47:16 PM
NappyHead:

"What is it with these white kids trying to act black. What a farking disgrace. Not because they're trying to act black, but because they're trying to be something they'll never know anything about. I'm going to go out and beat a whigger today."

A-to the-M-to the-E-to the-N.

Please be sure to give your chosen whigger a knee to the nutsack for me. Thank you.

/** polite curtsy**
 
2004-05-13 02:47:47 PM
She's a sixer in these candid photos.
 
2004-05-13 02:48:23 PM
I saw Britney Spears performing in Stockholm the other day, I thought she was ignoring me.
 
2004-05-13 02:48:39 PM
he's drinking coke
she promotes pepsi

coincidence? i think not.
 
2004-05-13 02:49:11 PM
Who listens to this Sh
 
2004-05-13 02:49:23 PM
Will someone please post a mirror? Link no worky
 
2004-05-13 02:49:29 PM
Britney's 15 minutes got caught in a temporal vortex at 14:59.

/thinks she's ugly, unattractive, and untalented.
 
2004-05-13 02:51:01 PM
she's out of the sisterhood, that's for sure.
no class!

and he's just skanky. it looks like there's mold on his face. i hope it's an std.
 
2004-05-13 02:51:09 PM
yawn
 
2004-05-13 02:52:45 PM
*COLONEL ANGUS*

Be sure to read what Raicilla and me-in-the-night wrote. I wish I can also "un-see" it. I wish I hadn't had that bit of morbid curiosity. Fortunately, though, I made a point to keep the volume off and turned the player off just after they had started the slaughter.
 
2004-05-13 02:54:24 PM
Thats not all she did in sweden.
 
2004-05-13 02:58:14 PM
Not sure who I am more jealous of, this guy or Benicio Del Toro. It really is a tough call.
 
2004-05-13 02:58:37 PM
Be sure to read what Raicilla and me-in-the-night wrote. I wish I can also "un-see" it. I wish I hadn't had that bit of morbid curiosity. Fortunately, though, I made a point to keep the volume off and turned the player off just after they had started the slaughter.

I have to agree. I made the mistake of watching it and really wish I hadn't. Fortunately, I didn't have speakers hooked up. Still, it haunts me that anybody is capable of such cruelty.
 
2004-05-13 02:58:41 PM
Thats not all she did in sweden.

OH MY GOD! She ate a sandwich! I guess that qualifies her as "unfappable" in the eyes of most Farkers.
 
2004-05-13 03:00:03 PM
This is like totally, like, what you'd expect from a Britney thread. Some of you guys would so, totally, never date a chic thats got a tattoo. Ewww, gross. And then there is msubizkit4. I'm sorry but people put shiat like that in there bios. You remind me a an ex I once had. She's in a mental hosptial now.
 
2004-05-13 03:00:03 PM
Meanwhile, the Brit-whore's equally skanky mother, Lynne, remains silent.

Remember that picture of mom, little sister and Britney leaving a nail salon? Britney's wearing a cut-off tank top (emblazoned with the Pepsi icon altered as "Sexsi") that doesn't cover the underside of her tits. Appearantly, Momma Spears seems fine with the look.

Britney had no chance from the moment she was born. Like mother, like daughter.
 
2004-05-13 03:00:35 PM
According to IMDB Kevin Federline's claim to fame is being a dancer in "You got served". Wow, what a catch.
 
2004-05-13 03:02:34 PM
If britney does anything in public, you have to assume she /wanted/ the Sun to be there.

free publicity.
 
2004-05-13 03:02:41 PM
Langtry
Remember that picture of mom, little sister and Britney leaving a nail salon? Britney's wearing a cut-off tank top (emblazoned with the Pepsi icon altered as "Sexsi") that doesn't cover the underside of her tits. Appearantly, Momma Spears seems fine with the look.


NO, please post this LOL
 
2004-05-13 03:03:03 PM
Raicilla

He's cute - what's his name?
 
2004-05-13 03:03:35 PM
I have one word for the fiancee:

ABORTION

Seriously...why would you want an asshole like that's kid. Help curb the dickwad population, kill a fetus today.
 
2004-05-13 03:04:50 PM
He was a dancer in "You Got Served"? WTF is that?
 
2004-05-13 03:06:35 PM
Britney is the lowest form of crap on the planet. What a total whore. She sickens me. She knows the guy has a pregnant fiancee. Sick. Dumb.

Calling her trailer trash isn't fair to people who live in trailers. I hope she ends up like most stars who have no clue as to the consequences of their actions - dead on a toilet or in a bathtub. Scummy biatch.
 
2004-05-13 03:07:05 PM
Enough about his hat, someone needs to buy that dumb bastard some shoelaces.
 
2004-05-13 03:07:34 PM
wow, he's smiling exactly like i would be. that kind of "ha ha that's right, i'ma get some of that later" smile.
 
2004-05-13 03:08:11 PM



Coincidence? I think not!
 
2004-05-13 03:08:15 PM
Oops! She did it again!
 
2004-05-13 03:08:31 PM
kdogg73
Can't read, can't write, Kent State!
Somehow, that seems appropriate here.

/BG grad
 
2004-05-13 03:08:38 PM
I'm not sure what annoys me more, a tattoo flamewar or someone saying she's a great artist because she's sold a lot of records. You know that one's coming.

artist n. One, such as an actor or singer, who works in the performing arts.

great adj.Very large in size.
Larger in size than others of the same kind.
Large in quantity or number: A great throng awaited us. See Synonyms at large.
Extensive in time or distance: a great delay.
Remarkable or outstanding in magnitude, degree, or extent: a great crisis.
Of outstanding significance or importance: a great work of art.
Chief or principal: the great house on the estate.
Superior in quality or character; noble: For he was great, ere fortune made him so (John Dryden).
Powerful; influential: one of the great nations of the West.
Eminent; distinguished: a great leader.
Grand; aristocratic.
Informal. Enthusiastic: a great lover of music.
Informal.
Very skillful: great at algebra.
Informal.
Very good; first-rate: We had a great time at the dance.
Being one generation removed from the relative specified. Often used in combination: a great-granddaughter.
Archaic. Pregnant.

I'm pretty sure one of those can be applied to her. Wait long enough, and we'll at least be able to apply that "archaic" usage.

/learns something new every day
 
2004-05-13 03:09:02 PM
me-in-the-night wrote

yeah dude. that was the most horrible thing I have ever seen. I had nightmares about it. And I've got a pretty strong tolerance for that kind of thing.
 
2004-05-13 03:10:10 PM
Arcadianrefugee

I'm pretty sure one of those can be applied to her. Wait long enough, and we'll at least be able to apply that "archaic" usage.

Or at least the pregnant one.
 
2004-05-13 03:11:35 PM
How the hell did we get the beheading sub-context in this thread?
 
2004-05-13 03:11:53 PM
Beatle_Matt,

The dude above? That dude's a chick. PFC Debbie Does Dogleash. She's trying to take the title of randiest midget away from Bridgette the midget. She's the Iraqi Prison Hospitality "Wrong Turn" girl. You're going to see more of her than you ever wished in the coming weeks. Apparently in addition to thumbs upping these Iraqi prisoners with big schlongs she was getting gang banged by other jailers. But she's still got more class than Britney.
 
2004-05-13 03:12:12 PM
asshat4321Does the tattoo make them a whore or are they one before they get it?

I think that type of tattoo is something a slutty chick would particularly like. That doesn't mean *you* are a slut. It's just that a nice girl would probably get a tattoo of a flower on her ankle or something. A slutty chick seems (to me) more likely to place a tattoo such that it may be viewed while screwing. Right or wrong, that's my line of reasoning.

That still doesn't necessarily have to mean anything bad about you. It's like old logic example, "all cows have hooves, that doesn't mean that if an animal has hooves it is a cow." On the other hand, now that the tattoo is seemingly associated with promiscuity, you are unfortunately going to have to live with that stigma. Sorry.

G-Zus My new girlfriend of 3 weeks has one of those tatoos on the small of her back. Should this be a warning?

Look at it this way. She probably got that tattoo so that you'd have something nice to look at while you're banging her. Enjoy it. Just don't be surprised if she wants other people to see it as well.

Or I could be wrong. After all, what do I know
 
2004-05-13 03:15:10 PM
The video is on fazed.com
 
2004-05-13 03:15:35 PM
Things must be extremely bad in the dating scene when even a successful pop tart has to screw already taken dudes.
 
2004-05-13 03:15:41 PM


In Sweden, no one can hear you projectile vomit.
 
2004-05-13 03:15:49 PM
pig
 
2004-05-13 03:16:56 PM
Excuse me? White trash coon ass pig to you.
 
2004-05-13 03:16:59 PM
Look at it this way. She probably got that tattoo so that you'd have something nice to look at while you're banging her. Enjoy it. Just don't be surprised if she wants other people to see it as well.

You know, I never made the connection with the tatoo and slutiness. I remember I made an observation about 3-4 years ago, the girls i knew that only wore thongs were slutty. Now, I think that is all that chicks wear. It kind of sucks because you cant tell the difference anymore.

Nowadays slutty chicks still need to let people know they are slutty, so they put a bullseye just above the ass. I cant wait to see what the 'tell' will be in a few years.
 
2004-05-13 03:19:30 PM
me in the night


MelGoesOnTour I completely agree - I had a case of morbid curiosity and viewed it. Please do yourself a huge favor and DON'T view it. I cannot 'un-see' it now and desperately wish I could. I can hear his gurgling screams in my sleep now and NO I am not exagerating...

I started to watch it and decided I couldn't. You two have confirmed my intuition about that decision. Thank you!
 
2004-05-13 03:20:06 PM
Betcha PFC Debbie Does Dogleash has one of those tatoo's on her back!
 
2004-05-13 03:20:36 PM
Bet the sandwich was happy.
 
2004-05-13 03:21:12 PM
I started to watch it too, but as soon as it showed that man sitting in the chair (the first frame) it made me really sad and I quickly closed it.
 
2004-05-13 03:21:34 PM
Time continues to skip forward randomly, details at 11-(time skip) ...This is the news at 11. The mysterious and unexplained-(time skip) ...Turning to entertainment news, teen singer 'Wendy' might just be the latest-(time jump) ...won 3 Grammy's last night-(time jump) ...was found dead in her bathtub.

/futurama
 
2004-05-13 03:22:20 PM
NotoriousW.O.P.:

Ay Ziggy Zoomba!
 
2004-05-13 03:23:22 PM
He was in You Got Served????

Yet another reason I hope his baby mama schedules him for unnecessary surgery. Also, props to whomever suggested this originally.
 
2004-05-13 03:23:25 PM
PSA
***
For those of you who are sick of hearing about Britney Spears ("Her 15 minutes were up a long time ago" and "She's ugly, unattractive, and untalented"):

Stop reading about her. Stop talking about her. Good musician or bad, good human being or not, the more publicity she gets, the better off she is.

Rarely has a musician or actor suffered as a result of gossip or scandal, and the very few that have had to do (or be accused of) some really nasty nasty things (a la Fatty Arbuckle ... and look at how long ago that was.)

Just a thought, anyway. Not that I care -- I'd hit it.
 
2004-05-13 03:23:50 PM
You what "Taint" is right?

I think she has "taint" between her eyes.
 
2004-05-13 03:26:33 PM
What enave said. Especially the part about don't be surprised if she wants other guys to see it. She can't see it herself, so she didn't get it just for her. Do you really think she got it JUST for YOU for the rest of her life?

(hint: no, she didn't!)
 
2004-05-13 03:26:46 PM
typosaurus, I don't remember that pic. Please post it to refresh my memory. That's the "sexsi" t-shirt pic.
 
2004-05-13 03:27:27 PM
She has a thick neck.
 
2004-05-13 03:27:42 PM
my $.02 on the "tattoo-slut" debate:

It depends on the tattoo (as mentioned above), and if the girl wears clothing to draw attention to it. For example - if it's low on the hip/back/chest and the girl wears clothing to make sure it is visible - I think "attention whore" (slut). It is purposely there to draw a guy's eyes to some physical feature. Tattoos on an ankle, shoulder, etc. are more neutral.

Seems piggish, but true. I've heard guys (fratboys, yeah, but) quote: "look for the girl with the target" (tattoo on small of the back) "you don't need GHB - attention is the only drug you need to bang 'em."
 
2004-05-13 03:27:48 PM
I'm really tired of people saying "his/her 15 minutes are up" when the person has been famous for years. Please think of a more original insult. It should not be hard given the subject of this discussion.

Also, I'd like to know why that man felt the need to draw a beard on his face with felt-tip pen.
 
2004-05-13 03:28:04 PM
From the urban dictionary:

T.A.I.N.T. = The Anus Is Next to This

n. The area of skin that connects the pink to the stink.
 
2004-05-13 03:28:36 PM
Sorry to keep the off-topic going, but please post a link to the 'off-topic' vid. I have an retired state patrol friend who is not internet savvy that wants to see it. Seriously. I probably won't watch it.

Thanks in advance.
 
2004-05-13 03:29:57 PM
Also from the Urban Dictionary

aka "the tisn't" or "bass" (space tween my balls and ass) small or large nifkin of skin between the genitalia and rectum where the french go to surrender.

eat a bag of farked assholes you french tainter!
 
2004-05-13 03:30:07 PM
I used to like Britney Spears.

But if there is one thing I cannot take, it's cheating. Can't deal with it, dealt with it too much in the past. If your spouse/etc. is cheating, it's not only hatred for that person, it's the person they're cheating with too.

I don't mind Britney being an "innocent" whore. I prefer it that way. But when you go start macking on some prick, with a pregnant goddamn fiance, you deserve to die.

Period.
 
2004-05-13 03:30:19 PM
MelGoesOnTour sez, "Is it just me...or does Brit' actually look real hot and big-boobed when she's in her performance get-up; though when she's seen sans slutclothes, she just becomes "plain"? Well, is it just me or what?"

I think she looks better "sans slutclothes."

It's probably because she looks more like a guy in normal clothes. She would be a cute guy. Not as cute as Halle Berry as a guy, but cute nonetheless.
 
2004-05-13 03:30:32 PM
I dont want to know your name!
I just want
bang bang bang!
 
2004-05-13 03:31:36 PM
Looks like the man got a bit of an ass-kicking from his fiancee:

The pregnant ex of Britney Spears' new beau is telling the pop beauty she's welcome to her man - because they both smoke, drink and "cheat". On April 26, former Moesha star Shar Jackson learned that her boyfriend of three years, dancer Kevin Federline - father of their two-year-old daughter Kori and July-due son - cheated on her with Spears. Federline then told devastated Jackson that he was going to Japan to shoot a Coke commercial, when in fact he joined Spears in London, where she kicked off her European tour. And in an exclusive interview with Us Weekly, Jackson - who was briefly hospitalized for stress-induced weight loss during Federline's trip to Europe - lays out a few harsh facts for the ex-girlfriend of Justin Timberlake. She says of the singer, "She can't wreck a home by herself, but if you're a real woman and you find out someone you're seeing has extra baggage, you say, 'Go home and take care of your business.' If she and Kevin want to be a couple, then that's fine with me. But there are two little kids she better be prepared to babysit. They might be perfect for each other. You both smoke, you both drink and you both cheated on significant others after three years. You guys are made for each other. Have a good life."

As much as I hate the phrase, YOU GO GIRL!!!
 
2004-05-13 03:31:49 PM
i JUST TOLD YOU IT'S ON WWW.FAZED.NET
 
2004-05-13 03:32:58 PM
I also fear and avoid any people who smile with both rows of teeth like that. It's fake and desperate, and is a sure sign of psychotic behaviour in their future.
 
2004-05-13 03:33:09 PM
Meh, She should have stuck with Jason Alexander...I mean, free the KFC would have been more than worth it!

\Got nothin'
\Yes, I realize he wasn't THAT Jason Alexander
 
2004-05-13 03:35:14 PM
Enave:
"It's just that a nice girl would probably get a tattoo of a flower on her ankle or something. "

I'm sorry, but this is getting ridiculous. What a generalization! So every girl that has a tattoo on her lower back-- maybe because she doesn't want one on her ankle (highly visible in the summer) or wants it only to be seen when she's wearing a swimsuit or, yes, when naked -- is a whore?

I'm not a whore, and I don't want a tattoo on my ankle, especially of a flower.

/no current tattoos either
 
2004-05-13 03:36:43 PM
I agree with syberpud. My ex had a tattoos on the small of her back, and around her bellybutton, and she was far from a slut. But she very rarely wore clothes that showed them off - she got them because she enjoyed them, not for attention.
 
2004-05-13 03:36:58 PM
My ex has a butterfly fight above her ass. She definitely wasn't a whore but I used to enjoy making its wings flap.
 
2004-05-13 03:37:04 PM
 
2004-05-13 03:37:26 PM
esblondie2
I'm sorry, but this is getting ridiculous. What a generalization! So every girl that has a tattoo on her lower back-- maybe because she doesn't want one on her ankle (highly visible in the summer) or wants it only to be seen when she's wearing a swimsuit or, yes, when naked -- is a whore?

Yes! You didn't know that? And if your user name is any indication, you're blonde, so you're probably dumb too, right?

Kidding. Just pointing out the ridiculous.
 
2004-05-13 03:37:43 PM
errr......right, not fight.
 
2004-05-13 03:39:21 PM
2004-05-13 03:37:04 PM nonoyesno

Looks like she is taking a shiat in that picture, real nasty one too.
 
2004-05-13 03:39:36 PM

I'm sorry, but this is getting ridiculous. What a generalization! So every girl that has a tattoo on her lower back-- maybe because she doesn't want one on her ankle (highly visible in the summer) or wants it only to be seen when she's wearing a swimsuit or, yes, when naked -- is a whore?


Yes. She is a whore. It is just like the only girls you ever see wearing clear shoes are strippers.

wear clear shoes = stripper
have a tatoo on the small of your back = whore

And the tatoo also doubles as a bullseye, so you at least have to aim where you shoot it.

Not all chicks with back tatoos are whores...but all whores have back tatoos.
 
2004-05-13 03:39:44 PM
Thanks rufie52.

At first I was looking at www.fazed.com. COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
 
2004-05-13 03:43:24 PM
Pablo_Roo
I'm sorry but people put shiat like that in there bios.

Go back to 7th grade English class. When you've earned at leas a B, come back to the Fark forums and type something that actually makes sense, while using there and their in their grammatically correct ways. Then maybe people will give your comments the time of day.
 
2004-05-13 03:43:33 PM
When the Playboy pictorial finally does hit the news stands, I predict a lot of people are going to be pretty disappointed.
 
2004-05-13 03:44:34 PM
oh, my fault? sorry.
 
2004-05-13 03:44:35 PM
esblondie2

I forgot to mention...you seem a little bit defensive about the correlation between slutiness and a tatoo on the back. it makes me wonder is all. I would venture a guess and say that you have a tatoo on the small of your back...I will also go a step further and guess that it is either a) a tribal tatoo or b) something in chinese or something else that is unoriginal and not very creative.

/if the shoe fits
 
2004-05-13 03:44:50 PM
I see she's decided to add "crack whore" to her resume. I for one applaud our little resume builder.

-Jeff
 
2004-05-13 03:45:55 PM
I think The Sun outdid itself with that headline. Well done, Sun!
 
2004-05-13 03:47:47 PM
Nishi Kawaguchi Style

Seems to me maybe our friend can only score the slutty chicks.
 
2004-05-13 03:49:13 PM
(A) "You Got Served" is some recently out hiphop dance movie, which is still ranked the #1 worst movie ever by IMDB users.

(B) My sister-in-law's husband left her over a year ago, while pregnant and with a 3 year old, for their nanny who kinda looks like Britney Spears. So, can we take him and this guy and tie em up on a railroad track?
 
2004-05-13 03:51:14 PM
Nishi Kawaguchi Style

Keep aiming for that pot leaf...one day you will hit it. I promise. And when you do hit it, it will like xmas, easter and your birthday all rolled up into one.

I used to bang this girl who was a branch manager at my bank, she had a purple butterfly there. I tried and tried and tried...and one day I hit the target. It was wonderful to finally set a goal and achieve it.
 
2004-05-13 03:53:04 PM
*ahem* insert a t in leas
 
2004-05-13 03:54:25 PM
Nonoyesno:

Is that Britney or a young Tammy Faye Baker?
 
2004-05-13 03:56:15 PM
MelGoesonTour -

What they said. I stumbled across it reading my daily dose of everyone's favourite online leftwing news-site - completely amazed they posted it (albeit with firm warning). I didn't click the link.

By 2pm though, I'd bought into rumours it was a fake (strange, since I had heard they found the guy's decapitated body), and clicked. My first snuff film. As soon as they started sawing I had a physical, visceral reaction and turned it off. His screaming was a large part of it and I'm with the others, I wish I could un-hear his voice.

Never saw the full beheading and don't intend to, even with sound off.

Here am I, an unflinching watcher of Nekromantic and Salo, and massive Argento fan - but I flinch like a newborn from REAL violent images. There's a chasm's width of difference between squibs on actors, and real humans (yous and mes) in that kind of distress.
 
YMW
2004-05-13 03:57:38 PM
tatoo = skank.

sorry but true.
 
2004-05-13 03:59:52 PM
"tatoo = skank."

I'm afraid I have to agree.
 
2004-05-13 04:01:07 PM
nonoyesno, what is the story behind that picture? Every time I see it, it cracks me up!

"Hey, Britney... the rabbit died!!!" LOL
 
2004-05-13 04:03:02 PM
I'm sorry Miss Jackson, but Britney's for real. Her and your fiance got a special thing going on. You say it's puppy love, I say it's full grown.
 
2004-05-13 04:03:08 PM
Nishi Kawaguchi Style

your g/f is probably afraid she will catch something from you if you bang the friend. And chicks know that men are only as faithful as their options, so they dont want you hanging out with a slutty chick.

In all fairness...I have met ONE chick that had a tatoo on her lower back that wasnt a slut. I actually became good friends with her and her husband, that is how I know she isnt a slut, because if she was...I would have hit it by now.
 
2004-05-13 04:03:30 PM
YMW and Wizzin

Wow are you idiots farking close-minded...
 
2004-05-13 04:04:45 PM
"In all fairness...I have met ONE chick that had a tatoo on her lower back that wasnt a slut. I actually became good friends with her and her husband, that is how I know she isnt a slut, because if she was...I would have hit it by now."

That being said, I hope you are still trying.
 
2004-05-13 04:06:37 PM
I'm glad to see someone else say she has a thick neck because that's the one thing I have said for a couple of years. Either that or her head is too little. I think she's just built funny and will look like Penny Marshall when she's older.


As for the video, I clicked on a link the other day thinking I was going to see the statement reading but it started right where the stuck the knife in, with audio. I freaked out and closed the viewer as fast as I could. It was very disturbing.
 
2004-05-13 04:09:04 PM
When the Playboy pictorial finally does hit the news stands, I predict a lot of people are going to be pretty disappointed.

That depends. Personally, I've been disappointed with Plyaboy for almost 10 years now, as not a single woman in there looks like a human -- "mannequinesque" is the best I can call that much airbrushing.

Which, of course, means that if Ms. Spears does decide to do a layout for them, she, too, will be airbrushed into near unrecognizability.
 
2004-05-13 04:09:35 PM
Yeah, Cubansaltyballs, if you'd be ever so kind to RMFP (read my farking post) I make sure to finish off with the fact that indeed, I have no tattoos, so I can rant and rave on this subject for as long as I like, unbiased.

The whole reason I've not gotten a tattoo is for that reason exactly... I never came up with something original and creative enough, that really meant something to me, that I'd want on my body for the rest of my life.

/still think not ALL girls with lower back tattoos are whores... they can't ALL possibly be. Could they?
 
2004-05-13 04:09:39 PM
cuban, i have to call you on that. men are NOT only as slutty as their options. that's just an excuse that men find convenient to use. Men know right from wrong. this guy knows right from wrong, and it's wrong to cheat.

on a sidebar, as a women, i'm sick of hearing women say that men are dogs. if we say, oh, well, men are dogs, that's like giving men blanket permission to make a mess, hump anything that moves, and whelp whole litters of young and never take care of them. men are human beings who can and should make choices and take responsibility. it's time that men AND women both admit that and stop making excuses!

sorry for the rant :)
love
heidi
 
2004-05-13 04:12:06 PM
And nonoyesno, where did you find that photo? That is the funniest thing I've seen all week. Thanks.
 
2004-05-13 04:14:49 PM
Ofcourse. It takes a skanky ho like Ms. Spears for Sweden to make the headlines on fark.

Wait...maybe it *requires* a skanky ho like Ms. Spears.

/relieved
 
2004-05-13 04:15:00 PM
Bonzo20,
you win for today! Yay!
 
2004-05-13 04:19:22 PM
joshfick

taint- "it'ain't pussy and it'ain't asshole"
 
2004-05-13 04:20:05 PM
I call a setup. It looks like they wanted to get caught.
 
2004-05-13 04:26:24 PM
djmed
Can you define Beef Curtains?
 
2004-05-13 04:27:25 PM
esblondie2 says: I just don't get it... I mean, correct me if I'm wrong:
If you're engaged to be married, and become interested in someone else enough to act on it, break off the engagement.
If you're married and become interested in someone else enough to act on it, get a divorce.
If you like running around dating and farking as many people as possible, stay single. Don't get engaged, don't get married, don't even put yourself or some other poor sap through it all.
Don't date or fark married people, period.
And above all, use birth control.
It all seems pretty simple to me!


Where the heck are you from? I mean, you actually have values!!! (complimentary)

A rarity. I mean, I know some chicks that would rather do a married guy then go on a date and meet someone. Might be nice for the married guy, but what about his wife? His family? Hey, not to mention that she may one day meet and marry someone and the circle(jerk) will continue when her husband gets some. She will be ok with this?

/as far as tatoos...not for me. I got nature's own- liver spots, moles, blemishes, scars...who needs to pay for ink when genetics does it for free!
 
2004-05-13 04:28:21 PM
I pose a question, I have a tattoo on my stomach (that I designed) that goes from hip to hip, around the navel and down to the goods, I got it about 8-9 years ago. If a tattoo on a chicks lower back makes her a slut then I have got to know what the take on this is.
 
2004-05-13 04:34:16 PM
Tatoo on lower back = VERY VERY bad sign

But then again so is:

'Surgeon General Warning: Smoking may Cause Cancer'

I don't pay attention to that one either.

Sigh...
 
2004-05-13 04:35:23 PM
Mikacat
Directions?
 
2004-05-13 04:37:50 PM
WHORE! SLUT! HOMEWRECKER!

its for both of them
 
2004-05-13 04:38:27 PM
deusse

Great speech. You're seriously my new hero.

/also tired of philosophy on life gleaned mainly from sit-coms.
 
2004-05-13 04:39:57 PM
Man all that dough and she ends up with that wigger.

You can take a girl out of the trailer but you can't take the trailer out of the girl...
 
2004-05-13 04:40:28 PM
Justin's a heck of a lot more handsome than this fugly ol' Kevin guy... She's goin' downhill, quick...
 
2004-05-13 04:41:09 PM
Don't you find it a tad creepy that there's an entire article about two people making out in a park.. and what they're wearing?

Seriously.. thats all it is.. and there are people who actually get paid to write this banal boring shiat. And worse, people who are actually interested in it.
 
2004-05-13 04:41:15 PM
Mikacat
I'm afraid we would need pictures of the said tatoo to make a fair and balanced judgement.
 
2004-05-13 04:41:55 PM
Mikacat

In addition to the 'PLEASE LOOK AT ME, PLEASE!!!' argument for a girl with a tatoo likely being a slut, there's the whole 'she was comfortable laying basically naked in front of some random sweaty guy' factor.

Also not a good thing.
 
2004-05-13 04:43:33 PM
me in the night -
Nope - Orange County, CA.

I just always loved the term.
 
2004-05-13 04:45:56 PM
Am I the only person in the world that find the term 'wigger' very racist/stupid?

1) It's an implicit endorsement of another racial slur.
2) It implies that much of american black culture is foolish or that it is some kind of genetically determined thing that therefore can only be 'rightly' adpoted by people with a certain genetic content.
3) It implies that people must always maintain some kind of standard of racial purity, which by the way you'll be happy to dictate to them.
4) It sounds really farking stupid.
 
2004-05-13 04:46:27 PM
BlindMan
I never even thought about that whole sweaty man thing. Good observation.
 
2004-05-13 04:54:01 PM
So if a back-tat is an indication of sluttiness... what does one on the pelvis-hip-thigh area indicate?

*ahem* noththatit'sgotanythingtodowithme of course. <cheezy grin>

M.E.B
 
2004-05-13 04:55:55 PM
I never thought about the sweaty man thing either, but at no point was I basically naked. I can't agree with the attention whoring factor since my husband is the only person who ever sees it :)
 
2004-05-13 04:58:31 PM
miss_enthropic_biatch
We're still deliberating on that one. You'll have to give us a little while.
 
2004-05-13 04:59:09 PM
She looks like Andy Dick. Damn, that's one ugly broad.
 
2004-05-13 05:01:14 PM
Mikacat
Did you have it before you met him? If not then that begs the question--Why did you get it?
 
2004-05-13 05:05:20 PM
why, thank you, blindman :)

and i agree with you on "wigger". i also find it hard to define the "ghetto/gangsta" culture as "american black culture." i live in brooklyn, ny, and i see many types of people of all races every day. the ghetto/gansta culture is just one subsection of black (and white!) culture -- in my building alone there is an older black woman who worked on wallstreet before she retired who is horrified when she sees the ghetto culture referred to as black culture. she is very proud and classist. there are also american blacks who are strong on africana culture, american blacks who are business people, skater boys and girls, surfer dudes and chicks, etc. the idea of a homogenous "american black culture" is about as valid as the idea of a homogenous "american white culture." the ghetto/gangsta culture is compared to (by the lady who lives down stairs) the white trash hick culture that ms. spears hails from :) although among the white trash hick culture you'll find many different types, as well....the walmart women, the rednecks, the cultists, the "lawdy, lawdy" types, etc. :) people are different everywhere, i suppose, is what i'm trying to say.

on a sideline, the term wigger is very racist, in my opinion :)
love
me
 
2004-05-13 05:09:28 PM
The milk's gone bad!!

/hadn't quoted the Rick James sketch in a while
 
2004-05-13 05:13:36 PM
Rip on the guy all you want.

He's doing Britney.

You're doing your monitor.
 
2004-05-13 05:17:57 PM
cuban, i have to call you on that. men are NOT only as slutty as their options. that's just an excuse that men find convenient to use. Men know right from wrong. this guy knows right from wrong, and it's wrong to cheat.

Personally, I've never cheated...only because I've been cheated on and know how it feels. I dont really use it as a way to justify anything men do, I have just noticed it happens to be true(mostly). A lot of men will cheat simply because they have someone else who will sleep with them. I have a bunch of friends

I always hear women say that crap "men are pigs/dogs" etc.. and I think it is BS. There are women who call me a dog because I am not married or in a relationship. Which I find funny most of the time.

And this guy. he is a total Douchebag. Period. Not only does he have a fiance that he is cheating on, he has a pregnant fiance he is cheating on in public. To me, that is just about as low as it gets.
 
2004-05-13 05:18:22 PM
itsnattatumah, yeah, but my monitor can't give me the clap.
 
2004-05-13 05:18:42 PM
BlindMan is correct. The politically correct term is "whegro."
 
2004-05-13 05:21:20 PM
Wake me when the video comes out.
 
2004-05-13 05:25:41 PM
itsnattatumah

At least my monitor is brighter than Britney.

Stupid ho.
 
2004-05-13 05:26:24 PM
he needs a bigger shirt
 
2004-05-13 05:27:17 PM
 
2004-05-13 05:28:40 PM
Someone should send Britney to Iraq.
 
2004-05-13 05:31:29 PM
i'm sorry you've had bad experiences, cuban. i should have clarified, i didn't mean that ALL men use that as an excuse, i meant that some do. i know that my guy doesn't cheat, either, and that's one of the reasons i'm with him -- i can trust him. it seems like you're a trustworthy person, too. sadly, that type of person is rare these days, and i think it's mostly because of that "men are dogs" crap -- coming from both men and women. comparing a human to an animal is just silly, and it gives people who cheat a very convenient excuse -- if people accept that "all men are dogs," how can we expect them NOT to cheat/slobber/pee on the carpet? people can tell right from wrong, people have impulse control. but it looks like you know that :) well done, then!
 
2004-05-13 05:31:47 PM
Blindman- As you can see there are a lot of people in this country are still scared of black people. So in order to justify their fears they sit behind the safety of their computer terminals and spew hate and ignorance. Nine times out of ten most of these dumb bastards that like the term whigger would also have no problem with calling black people the N-word. Problem is they dont have the courage to talk this way to a black persons face.
 
2004-05-13 05:36:17 PM
how can we expect them NOT to cheat/slobber/pee on the carpet?

How did you know about my carpet "accident"? Look, I was drunk, it only happened once....
 
2004-05-13 05:37:37 PM
miss_enthropic_biatch

I'll need to see it myself to form a good opinion ;)
 
2004-05-13 05:38:08 PM
Kevin who has a pregnant fiance back in the States

WAY TO GO BUDDY! He's real father material.

If you're going to cheat on your pregnant fiance, do it with someone who looks better than this:

She looks like Elton John with longer hair.
 
2004-05-13 05:38:13 PM
yah, cuban, once...once on the CARPET.

i heard about the dry cleaning bill...and the reupholstering...and the smell in the pillows that just won't go away....

;)
love
me
 
2004-05-13 05:38:47 PM
And remember, kids, when you intend to cheat/slobber/pee on the carpet, make sure to do it in that order.
 
2004-05-13 05:40:26 PM
yah, jack, if you do it in reverse, it actually spells out satanic verses.
:)
 
2004-05-13 05:45:23 PM
Please, God, make her go away.

I don't ask for much. But if you would please put Britney, Paris Hilton, and Diane DeGarmo from American Idol on the same plane...and said plain ook a sudden turn downward at high speed over a large body of water....I would forever be in your debt.

In Jeebus name we pray, Amen.
 
2004-05-13 05:45:57 PM
eww this guy is nasty lookin. wasnt that wannabe thug look out of style in the 90's?? maybe just wishful thinking but the only guys i see that still dress like that are in middle school. what a stupid skank.
 
2004-05-13 06:02:43 PM
I have a question that I didn't see posted in here. If it's wrong for a white person to "act black", why is it ok for Asians/Hispanics/etc? Don't get me wrong, I think that anyone who talks ebonics or whatever you want to call it, which most of them do, is moronic, but I don't see why it's ok for some and not for others. I'm white, I love hip-hop, wear somewhat baggy pants(but my tshirts fit me well), and sometimes wear my hat backwards or propped up on my head (heaven's no!), and this is mainly for comfort,not style. But I also don't go around saying "Yo, homie peep this fo' shizzle" etc unless I'm kidding around and make it very obvious.
 
2004-05-13 06:04:10 PM
Even rich, beautiful people can incur bad karma by doing stupid shiat.
 
2004-05-13 06:04:47 PM
esblondie2 What a generalization! So every girl that has a tattoo on her lower back is a whore?

Please reread my comment very slowly. Especially the sentence with the word "logic" in it.

thanks.
 
2004-05-13 06:13:49 PM
Fongul

I dont know...that is a good question. but I'm not sure it is really accepted when anybody acts/looks like an ass. it just looks more "ignant" coming from a white guy/girl. For example:

Christina Aguilera is a white chick to her very core (mmmm...her core). She doesnt have an accent, or have any features that would even suggest she isnt white. Then she starts to act black, which is just soooo ridiculous coming from her.

This would be the same if one day, Jeff Foxworthy started talking with an irish or english accent.

Dont know if that explains it or not.

But I think a more important questions are these:

- Doesnt this guy own a mirror?
- Doesn't he see how rediculous he looks?
- Doesn't anybody tell him?
- Doesn't he know the last white guy to pull off that beard thing was Jon B. like 10 years ago?
- Doesn't Britney realize that this dude is more phony then she is(WOW!)?
- Does Britney like that this guy dresses/acts like he does because when all of us realized it looked silly, we were in high school...she never went, so she missed that whole memo
 
2004-05-13 06:15:20 PM
For Christ's sake, people. The word is spelled TATTOO. That's T-A-T-T-O-O.

Thank you.
 
2004-05-13 06:21:39 PM
who said it was ok for them to act black?
 
2004-05-13 06:22:36 PM
fongul, i don't think it's fashionable for anyone to act like a gangsta. the gangsta movement is very passe, for one, and people who act like gangstas rarely are actually gangstas, so a lot of people look silly dressing like rap stars.

and i wouldn't call it "acting black," for, as i posted earlier, i don't think that the gangsta culture is limited to blacks, and i don't think that blacks are limited to the gangsta culture.
:)
me
 
2004-05-13 06:55:39 PM
Oh please its obvious. His fiance is pregnant and not putting out and the guy goes both ways and wanted to get something from a girl with "something extra". I mean doesn't everyone know Britney is a chick with a dick?
 
2004-05-13 07:01:52 PM
enave:
"Please reread my comment very slowly. Especially the sentence with the word "logic" in it."

I did read it, enave...understood it then, and I still understand it now. What I don't get is tattoo = promiscuous. Seriously, this is the first I've ever heard of it.

/and sorry, I don't know how to bold and italic in here yet.
 
2004-05-13 07:03:39 PM
The_International_Infidel:

No, thank YOU.
 
2004-05-13 07:08:10 PM
What I don't get is tattoo = promiscuous.

Like I said earlier...

All women with lower back tattoos aren't promiscuous, but all promiscuous women have lower back tattoos.


Kind of like:

All arabs aren't terrorists, but terrorists are arab.(sort of)

does that clear it up at all?
 
2004-05-13 07:08:52 PM
Sorry, that should read

Kind of like:

All arabs aren't terrorists, but all terrorists are arab.(sort of/mostly)
 
2004-05-13 07:24:15 PM
Try

All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares
 
2004-05-13 07:32:30 PM
Well, thanks Cuban.... I guess I just never knew that guys thought girls with lower back tattoos are slutty, and I guess it can't just be coincidence due to all the guys who participated in and agreed with this discussion.

You learn something new everyday.

/notes to self: "if ever to get tattoo, do NOT get on lower back"
 
2004-05-13 07:34:49 PM
thanks to you too Strappawho.

/that line sounds straight outta Dr. Seuss
 
2004-05-13 07:38:08 PM
lower back tattoos have become so cliche anyways. like having a rose on your ankle or something.
 
2004-05-13 07:44:28 PM
esblondie2

And dont wear clear shoes....those are for STRIPPERS!

sorry, I saw the new Chris Rock stand up act the other night, you gotta see it.
 
2004-05-13 07:48:09 PM
I supposed it's never occurred to people in this thread that there are loads of girls with back tattoos that you don't see, because they are not showing them off...
 
2004-05-13 07:56:36 PM
Well, it's still a step up from Fred Durst.
 
2004-05-13 08:05:39 PM
unwound ...

true dat
 
2004-05-13 08:07:14 PM
Pick your cup:

WHO GIVES A shiat?

OR

STFU

this news is not fark worthy.
 
2004-05-13 08:10:50 PM
I have a tattoo of a snake on my face.
 
2004-05-13 08:11:01 PM
Speaking of "wiggers"...what do you call the white gals who speak with what can only be described as as a "ghetto + hispanic" accent? Now THAT'S frucked up!
 
2004-05-13 08:20:47 PM
Wow. Just found out I'm a slut. Must have tattoos removed now, before anyone finds out... :)
 
2004-05-13 08:20:57 PM


Her shirt has my name on it! We're meant to be together.
 
2004-05-13 08:21:17 PM
Since this is "The Sun," shouldn't we be calling him a "Chav" instead of a "Wigger."
 
2004-05-13 08:21:19 PM
Hi, I don't care, thanks
 
2004-05-13 08:23:20 PM
"All arabs aren't terrorists, but all terrorists are arab.(sort of/mostly)"

Except for the Jewish, American, Irish, Spanish, Russian...aaah forget it. You obviously have good grasp of world politics. Kill dem sandnubians.
 
2004-05-13 08:31:26 PM
Wow. Just found out I'm a slut. Must have tattoos removed now, before anyone finds out... :)

How YOU Doin?
 
2004-05-13 08:33:31 PM
Yes, ALL whores have back tattoos. Apparently there is some sort of certification program. You can't get your whore card until you can document the existance of your back tattoo. Save your reciept, it's good for a tax credit.

Yes, and all terrorists are arabs.
 
2004-05-13 09:43:34 PM
It is an unwritten rule that if a girl/woman has a tattoo on her lower back, she is a slut (or at least "easy"). I don't know why, that's just how it works. Like Cuban mentioned previously, it's not that all girls with lower back tattoos are sluts, it's just that nearly all sluts have lower back tattoos.

And yes, all terrorists ARE Muslims (not Arabs). Irish and the like are "mad bombers." At least that's what the memo said.
 
2004-05-13 10:06:00 PM
To digress...again (a copied e-mail from a friend of mine who knows about such things...you'll get the drift. Read on))
# # #

"

Yeah, we were talking about that at work today and
came to the same conclusion. That Pearl guy was Mossad
too, and even worse was using status as a U.S.
journalist as a cover. Then there were those two
Israeli guys arrested in rural Tennessee. When I
worked at the Boca News, I used to run across those
Mossad ops all the time. South Florida is crawling
with them, running drugs, keeping tabs on prominent
doves in the local Jewish community and who knows what
else. The
one incident that comes to mind was back in the early
'90s this young Israeli guy murdered a woman in Boca
and his arrest made all the news and stuff. We looked
into his background. He gave police an address that
didn't exist, listed his occupation as a tennis pro
(such an old spook cover that Bill Cosby used it on I
Spy) and told a local accomplice to dump the body at
an Indian reservation because it would confuse the
investigation. A little too slick for an Israeli
tennis pro. I knew right away that guy was Mossad, but
of course no one at the News would believe me.
And here's the best part: Two days after his arrest,
the guy walked. All the charges against him were
dropped and he disappeared. Just vanished. Curious.
Yeah, there was all kind of inexplicable Mossad
activity leading up to 9/11, too. That has me
concerned."

/...it all is making sense....
 
2004-05-13 10:16:47 PM
esblondie2 I did read it, enave...understood it then, and I still understand it now. What I don't get is tattoo = promiscuous.

I'm sorry, but I think you still aren't getting it.

tatoo != promiscuous ( != means not equal)
promiscuous = tattoo

The presense of that type of tattoo does not always mean the wearer is promiscuous. On the other hand, if a girl is promiscuous then generally she also has this particular tattoo.

Seriously, this is the first I've ever heard of it.

I guess you have one or you wouldn't be so upset. What did you think it meant when you got a tattoo that you cannot even see?

/and sorry, I don't know how to bold and italic in here yet.

Don't sweat it.
 
2004-05-13 10:53:40 PM
So what about ankles, upper back, and upper arm? What kind of woman does that make me? Nun? Hooker? Crack whore? Jesus freak?

C'mon! I have a career to think about!

/getting her fifth tattoo in a few months
 
2004-05-13 11:15:21 PM
I don't care what most of you people say, given the chance I would spend a night playing with spears boobies.

And I met a girl with her name tattooed on her back, I asked why..and she said so you will remember when you're farking me from behind. That never happened (the farking from behind, the girl with the name really exists), but I thought Id throw it out.
 
2004-05-13 11:21:29 PM
btw...It never happened because I like my women like I like my coffee........flawless, and she had slightly crooked teeth. (She was also a stripper in middle of nowhere Indiana...2 more red flags)

PS: (Indiana sucks ass)
 
2004-05-13 11:22:06 PM
I supposed it's never occurred to people in this thread that there are loads of girls with back tattoos that you don't see, because they are not showing them off...

Hello, Spock.
 
2004-05-13 11:46:03 PM
Her face is slowly getting Goldie Hawn-esque.
 
2004-05-13 11:55:41 PM
Didn't bother reading all the posts.

She's done. Done. Why does the public care anymore?
She's such trash. I wouldn't hit it.

He just needs a good ol' fashioned whuppin.
Hey kid -- yer hat's crookid. *Smack*

"Everyone wants to be a attractive and successful African-American, but noone wants to be a attractive and successful African-American." - Paul Mooney

/can't believe I even bothered posting. ugh.
 
2004-05-13 11:59:51 PM
looks like a smarmy bastard, no?
 
2004-05-14 12:21:52 AM
That guy looks like a guy who knows he's getting away with some sleazy **** and is trying not to admit it to himself.
 
2004-05-14 12:22:08 AM
REGARDING HER SWEATSHIRT:

Kent is (or at least was the last time I visited) the biggest BAND in Sweden. They have many albums out over there, and two were released in the USA and they are the only two in English (Isola and Hagnesta Hill). Here is a link to the band on Amazon (almost all their fan sites are in Swedish):




I love both of these albums, kind of a mix between early Smashing Pumpkins and early Radiohead.

But I think it is safe to say that is what is represented on her sweatshirt.
 
2004-05-14 12:53:12 AM
What's with the amazon picture?
 
2004-05-14 01:40:49 AM
Is it just me or does anyone else thinks she goes for some really ugly dudes? Justine Timberlake is Shirley Temple hair crossed with Michael Jackson crotch grab all wrapped up in a old man italian undershirt. And Fred Durst. YUUUUCKKKK! The guy is a male skank. And this new guy... He looks like he is missing a chromosome.
 
2004-05-14 03:04:00 AM

Vacancy Rooms available.
 
2004-05-14 03:10:19 AM
MelGoesOnTour you mean a wexican?
 
2004-05-14 03:22:51 AM
white trash.
 
2004-05-14 04:48:12 AM
freedom fries
www.pancakesanddreams.com
 
2004-05-14 09:38:42 AM
BTW, since this discussion has been mainly about ladies with tattoos, I should point out that there are rules for men too. It's a well-known fact that if a guy has a tattoo that is still visible while wearing casual business atire, he is going nowhere in life.

Basically that means no tattoos on the neck, face, or hands. Just to be on the safe side, it should also not be visible while wearing short sleaves, so nothing on the arms either.

I don't make the rules, I'm just telling you how society works. If you show up for an interview with black flames painted on your neck, you aren't getting the job.
 
2004-05-14 11:34:10 AM
You can take the girl out of trailor park but you can't take the trailor park out of the girl.

/would hit and punch her in the face at climax.
 
2004-05-14 01:19:23 PM
dr.farkenstein
You seem to have the same amount of class as you are implying Britney has. And it's spelled TRAILER.
 
2004-05-14 05:28:57 PM
Folderol-
Could you add jlo to that list. Thanks.
 
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