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(The Sun)   Britney Spears and her boyfriend have a good dry-hump on a rock. The Sun is there   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 330
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2004-05-13 02:30:39 PM
G-Zus
Awesome a tatoo flamewar!

I'm not sure what annoys me more, a tattoo flamewar or someone saying she's a great artist because she's sold a lot of records. You know that one's coming.
 
2004-05-13 02:32:58 PM
Did none of you see the skit on SNL about the lower-back tattoos....that will be you!!!!

jk
 
2004-05-13 02:33:00 PM
Looks to me like the hard place is caught between the rock and Britney.
 
2004-05-13 02:33:40 PM
G-Zus

Run and run fast. My experience has been that these type of women are whores.
 
2004-05-13 02:34:08 PM
everybody lip-sync it with me...

Oops I did it again
I'm a home-wrecking whore
 
2004-05-13 02:34:12 PM
I just don't get it... I mean, correct me if I'm wrong:
If you're engaged to be married, and become interested in someone else enough to act on it, break off the engagement.
If you're married and become interested in someone else enough to act on it, get a divorce.
If you like running around dating and farking as many people as possible, stay single. Don't get engaged, don't get married, don't even put yourself or some other poor sap through it all.
Don't date or fark married people, period.
And above all, use birth control.
It all seems pretty simple to me!
 
2004-05-13 02:34:40 PM
It's not even a small one it's the kind that -----stretches---- the lengthe of the lower back.
 
2004-05-13 02:35:07 PM
Does the tattoo make them a whore or are they one before they get it? I'm confused and would like your take on the issue!
 
2004-05-13 02:36:26 PM
Is it just me...or does Brit' actually look real hot and big-boobed when she's in her performance get-up; though when she's seen sans slutclothes, she just becomes "plain"? Well, is it just me or what?

Well?
 
2004-05-13 02:36:35 PM
You're a mean one, Ms. Spears
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Ms. Spears,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Ms. Spears,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Ms. Spears,
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Ms. Spears,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Ms. Spears,
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, Ms. Spears,
You're the queen of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Ms. Spears,
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Ms. Spears,
With a nauseous super "naus"!,
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Ms. Spears,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Ms. Spears,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Ms. Spears,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk"!
 
2004-05-13 02:36:44 PM
Ok then farking and sarking whore. Happy now.
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NO ASSHOLE!!!


Ok, OK. Then a farking, sarking whore with no asshole. Sheesh...you are hard to please!
 
2004-05-13 02:36:53 PM
Those back tatoo's are a complete turnoff.

Actually any girl who wears a tatoo I won't date, its just gross
 
2004-05-13 02:36:58 PM
asshat4321
I'd like to know also.
 
2004-05-13 02:37:10 PM
Yes, you should beware your new gf. Honestly, half the chicks with boyfriends/husbands who've ever tried to cheat with me had those tattoos.

Maybe 10% of chicks with those tattoos are not whores, but you are really taking your chances to make any kind of investment in a girl with a tattoo there.

I personally try to avoid a chick with any tattoos, no matter where they are. To me, a tattoo is a scream for attention, or a hapless ploy to convince others you're deep. Excepting of course the 5% - 10% of people who get ink with some actual deep meaning to them.

/feels really sorry for all the idiots running around with "Taz" tattoos from high-school. also laughing at them.
 
2004-05-13 02:37:59 PM
Does she EVER fix herself up anymore? I would never ever touch that guy. What makes it so sad is as pretty as she "can be made up" to be she is with someone as ugly as him. That guy would never get inside me!
 
2004-05-13 02:38:37 PM
Off subject, but would one of y'all please provide me with a link to Nicholas Berg video. - I'm not a sicko, just have to see what all this is about.
 
2004-05-13 02:38:42 PM
Whore.

/wait I'd still hit it.
 
2004-05-13 02:38:44 PM
I have 2 tattoos and am not a whore! lol
 
2004-05-13 02:38:59 PM
Mr_Fabulous,

Ahhhhh


hahahahahaahahhahhahahahahahahahhahaha
 
2004-05-13 02:39:35 PM
Yes, Rayden,, Shakira Owns the other two gals.

On looks and talent.
 
2004-05-13 02:40:52 PM
Will someone please wake me when her 15 minutes are up?
 
2004-05-13 02:42:08 PM
Does she own anything other than denim cut-off shorts and tacky hats?
 
2004-05-13 02:42:18 PM
*Colonel Angus*
"Off subject, but would one of y'all please provide me with a link to Nicholas Berg video. - I'm not a sicko, just have to see what all this is about."

--------

I made the mistake of watching it. If you really want the link I'll post it, but I really shouldn't (will leave it to someone else). Just imagine a sheep getting slaughtered and that'll give you some idea.
 
2004-05-13 02:43:06 PM
Help me out here. Is that a Kent [State] sweatshirt Ms. Spears is sporting?

 
2004-05-13 02:43:11 PM
"Does the tattoo make them a whore or are they one before they get it? I'm confused and would like your take on the issue!"

She's a whore before they get the tattoo. She gets it so that a guy has something to remember her by while he's giving it to her from behind.

The last girl I dated had a tattoo there. She didn't cheat on me or anything, but I came to realize that she probably used to be a major cocksucking whore. Never, never again.
 
2004-05-13 02:43:51 PM
Hey honey.... do you remember those top 5 lists we made 2 years ago? Well..... you're gonna have some catching up to do... you know, when you're not all pregnant and stuff.
 
2004-05-13 02:43:53 PM
Ilikesmaplesyrup

There's really no investment but I'll take that advice into consideration.
 
2004-05-13 02:44:15 PM
bwahahaaha touche
 
2004-05-13 02:44:28 PM
That guy looks just like Justin Timberlake. She's totally over him.
 
2004-05-13 02:45:05 PM
MelGoesOnTour,

Except the sheep speaks the kings english and screams no like he means it. Absolutely subhuman. I haven't and will not view. I know all I need to know from the accounts.

Watching that kind of stuff will warp your brain. Unless, of course you were raised with the internet, ogrish, rotten etal, in which case....no problemo.
 
2004-05-13 02:45:15 PM

This pic is just begging for a Photoshop contest, but then again how could you make this guy look worse? What a wanker!
 
2004-05-13 02:45:31 PM
"Help me out here. Is that a Kent [State] sweatshirt Ms. Spears is sporting?"

I would guess University of Kent in the UK
 
2004-05-13 02:45:41 PM
You guys do realize that her '15 minutes' have been going on for about four years, right?

I guess you do what you have to so you can feel superior, though.. carry on.
 
2004-05-13 02:45:52 PM
"Kevin who has a pregnant fiance back in the States"...
Real farkin' classy there, guy.
 
2004-05-13 02:46:17 PM
Oh, it's you. You know what's worse than a little kid who can't contain the funk, and feels compelled to vibe out to Prince, only to be smacked by his dad? Well, I'll tell you...

A filthy pseudonymous fark who proudly announces that he pissed on the rug at his place of employment for six months, all the while collecting a paycheck and employment benefits. That's what's worse!
 
2004-05-13 02:46:26 PM
actually the word was stop. really sad.
 
2004-05-13 02:47:16 PM
NappyHead:

"What is it with these white kids trying to act black. What a farking disgrace. Not because they're trying to act black, but because they're trying to be something they'll never know anything about. I'm going to go out and beat a whigger today."

A-to the-M-to the-E-to the-N.

Please be sure to give your chosen whigger a knee to the nutsack for me. Thank you.

/** polite curtsy**
 
2004-05-13 02:47:47 PM
She's a sixer in these candid photos.
 
2004-05-13 02:48:23 PM
I saw Britney Spears performing in Stockholm the other day, I thought she was ignoring me.
 
2004-05-13 02:48:39 PM
he's drinking coke
she promotes pepsi

coincidence? i think not.
 
2004-05-13 02:49:11 PM
Who listens to this Sh
 
2004-05-13 02:49:23 PM
Will someone please post a mirror? Link no worky
 
2004-05-13 02:49:29 PM
Britney's 15 minutes got caught in a temporal vortex at 14:59.

/thinks she's ugly, unattractive, and untalented.
 
2004-05-13 02:51:01 PM
she's out of the sisterhood, that's for sure.
no class!

and he's just skanky. it looks like there's mold on his face. i hope it's an std.
 
2004-05-13 02:51:09 PM
yawn
 
2004-05-13 02:52:45 PM
*COLONEL ANGUS*

Be sure to read what Raicilla and me-in-the-night wrote. I wish I can also "un-see" it. I wish I hadn't had that bit of morbid curiosity. Fortunately, though, I made a point to keep the volume off and turned the player off just after they had started the slaughter.
 
2004-05-13 02:54:24 PM
Thats not all she did in sweden.
 
2004-05-13 02:58:14 PM
Not sure who I am more jealous of, this guy or Benicio Del Toro. It really is a tough call.
 
2004-05-13 02:58:37 PM
Be sure to read what Raicilla and me-in-the-night wrote. I wish I can also "un-see" it. I wish I hadn't had that bit of morbid curiosity. Fortunately, though, I made a point to keep the volume off and turned the player off just after they had started the slaughter.

I have to agree. I made the mistake of watching it and really wish I hadn't. Fortunately, I didn't have speakers hooked up. Still, it haunts me that anybody is capable of such cruelty.
 
2004-05-13 02:58:41 PM
Thats not all she did in sweden.

OH MY GOD! She ate a sandwich! I guess that qualifies her as "unfappable" in the eyes of most Farkers.
 
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