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(Daily Kos)   GOP: Taxpayers can't afford Meals on Wheels anymore, but they CAN afford to pay for Trump's kids to vacation in Aspen, CO this weekend   ( dailykos.com) divider line
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2017-03-20 11:24:05 PM  
Imagine if Obama's kids had done this.
 
2017-03-20 11:41:19 PM  
If these asshats want to jet all over the place, let them use their own farking money for security.

Secret Service protection should be limited to POTUS, FLOTUS and any under-18 children they have.
 
2017-03-20 11:47:35 PM  

docpeteyJ: If these asshats want to jet all over the place, let them use their own farking money for security.

Secret Service protection should be limited to POTUS, FLOTUS and any under-18 children they have.


Check out THIS bullshiat.
 
2017-03-20 11:49:35 PM  
do they teach the history of the french revolution in rich people school, or do they get to skip history class and just pay to get a passing grade?
 
2017-03-20 11:52:55 PM  
We're rewarding parasites. Amazing.
 
2017-03-20 11:53:24 PM  
(walks in)

(slams the point of a Fairbairn-Sykes knife into the table top)

(walks out)
 
2017-03-20 11:54:00 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: docpeteyJ: If these asshats want to jet all over the place, let them use their own farking money for security.

Secret Service protection should be limited to POTUS, FLOTUS and any under-18 children they have.

Check out THIS bullshiat.


Holy crap, I just read that a few minutes ago.  It's like the Trump Flaming Sh*tshow Flying Monkey Circus just does not care anymore.  Not a single fark is given by them, and so far, we're just taking it hard from behind without even the courtesy of a reach-around.
 
2017-03-20 11:56:10 PM  

docpeteyJ: Marcus Aurelius: docpeteyJ: If these asshats want to jet all over the place, let them use their own farking money for security.

Secret Service protection should be limited to POTUS, FLOTUS and any under-18 children they have.

Check out THIS bullshiat.


Holy crap, I just read that a few minutes ago.  It's like the Trump Flaming Sh*tshow Flying Monkey Circus just does not care anymore.  Not a single fark is given by them, and so far, we're just taking it hard from behind without even the courtesy of a reach-around.


Their worshippers adore them for not caring.
 
2017-03-20 11:56:48 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: docpeteyJ: If these asshats want to jet all over the place, let them use their own farking money for security.

Secret Service protection should be limited to POTUS, FLOTUS and any under-18 children they have.

Check out THIS bullshiat.


Hey, at least she's not a nihilistic anarchist. if she can wrest some control over policy away from the Bannonites, I say more power to her.
 
2017-03-20 11:57:53 PM  
Tax and spend Republican aka RINO.
 
2017-03-21 12:01:18 AM  

gilgigamesh: Marcus Aurelius: docpeteyJ: If these asshats want to jet all over the place, let them use their own farking money for security.

Secret Service protection should be limited to POTUS, FLOTUS and any under-18 children they have.

Check out THIS bullshiat.

Hey, at least she's not a nihilistic anarchist. if she can wrest some control over policy away from the Bannonites, I say more power to her.


she's no better than the rest of them.  she's complicit
 
2017-03-21 12:02:44 AM  
 
2017-03-21 12:07:48 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: docpeteyJ: If these asshats want to jet all over the place, let them use their own farking money for security.

Secret Service protection should be limited to POTUS, FLOTUS and any under-18 children they have.

Check out THIS bullshiat.


ah, hahahahahaha

/we're farked, aren't we?
 
2017-03-21 12:08:38 AM  

dr_blasto: Marcus Aurelius: docpeteyJ: If these asshats want to jet all over the place, let them use their own farking money for security.

Secret Service protection should be limited to POTUS, FLOTUS and any under-18 children they have.

Check out THIS bullshiat.

ah, hahahahahaha

/we're farked, aren't we?


Yup.  Well and truly so.  And without that aforementioned reach-around.  Or lube, even.

/ow
 
2017-03-21 12:09:04 AM  
Gorelick said Trump would follow all the ethics rules that apply to government employees.

img.fark.net
 
2017-03-21 12:13:06 AM  

Paris1127: Gorelick said Trump would follow all the ethics rules that apply to government employees.

[img.fark.net image 288x198]


↑This quote is from Marcus Aurelius's link↓, not TFA.

Marcus Aurelius: docpeteyJ: If these asshats want to jet all over the place, let them use their own farking money for security.

Secret Service protection should be limited to POTUS, FLOTUS and any under-18 children they have.

Check out THIS bullshiat.

 
2017-03-21 12:14:46 AM  

docpeteyJ: dr_blasto: Marcus Aurelius: docpeteyJ: If these asshats want to jet all over the place, let them use their own farking money for security.

Secret Service protection should be limited to POTUS, FLOTUS and any under-18 children they have.

Check out THIS bullshiat.

ah, hahahahahaha

/we're farked, aren't we?

Yup.  Well and truly so.  And without that aforementioned reach-around.  Or lube, even.

/ow


This has been like a poorly-written sitcom with a  ridiculous plot that you'd get high and watch and laugh at once in a while, like the Osbournes or something where trump acts the fool and happens to have lucked into the presidency. Seriously, that'd be a tv show that would get great ratings for about one season, but the unrealistic plot would eventually wear thin on people and they'd get annoyed or bored with it and... ugh.

At least until their policies actually start taking hold.
 
2017-03-21 12:26:26 AM  

Paris1127: Gorelick said Trump would follow all the ethics rules that apply to government employees.

[img.fark.net image 288x198]


Not only that but that Gorelick is THAT Gorelick. The critter has been around some.
 
2017-03-21 12:39:27 AM  

gilgigamesh: Kittypie070: Their worshippers adore them for not caring.

You said it.

Collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia to throw the election was ok because the media wouldn't do anything to stop evil Hillary.


The Cold War against the Godless Commies must have been a mustard-induced kitty cat nightmare. The Soviet Union never existed. No Cuban Missile Crisis. No Thirteen Days. There was never any such thing as Duck & Cover. It was all made up by my stomach. Ronald Reagan? Do any of the Trumpies remember Ronald Reagan?
 
2017-03-21 12:41:28 AM  

docpeteyJ: Marcus Aurelius: docpeteyJ: If these asshats want to jet all over the place, let them use their own farking money for security.

Secret Service protection should be limited to POTUS, FLOTUS and any under-18 children they have.

Check out THIS bullshiat.

Holy crap, I just read that a few minutes ago.  It's like the Trump Flaming Sh*tshow Flying Monkey Circus just does not care anymore.  Not a single fark is given by them, and so far, we're just taking it hard from behind without even the courtesy of a reach-around.


Maybe their severe lack of farks given is indicative of something else...like, say, a pressing need to do all of the bullshiat they can before the heat gets to be too much?
 
2017-03-21 12:47:50 AM  
I hear that there are a lot of avalanches this time of year.
 
2017-03-21 12:54:42 AM  
this 'meals on wheels' thing might have been a tad bit of overreach for the GOP.  so long as they kept it vague, they GOP could hate on the poor all they wanted and their rank and file were totally cool with it.  but now we've got a president who literally lives in a gold plated tower and he's allowed the country to see his administration as wanting to starve grandma and grandpa to death.  even the most hard hearted, greedy asinine selfish GOP elite knows, however dimly, that they MUST NOT be seen to be cruel.  if austerity is going to work, they have to trick us into thinking its necessary.  that won't work while Trump is running around spending money like there's no tomorrow, plus the whole 'rich asshole' thing isn't helping any.
 
2017-03-21 01:00:22 AM  

Kittypie070: (walks in)

(slams the point of a Fairbairn-Sykes knife into the table top)

(walks out)


That's not a knife......
 
2017-03-21 01:00:42 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Imagine if Obama's kids had done this.


The rage spittle would literally have traveled through the intertubes and sprayed people. Literally.
 
2017-03-21 01:01:17 AM  

Weaver95: this 'meals on wheels' thing might have been a tad bit of overreach for the GOP.  so long as they kept it vague, they GOP could hate on the poor all they wanted and their rank and file were totally cool with it.  but now we've got a president who literally lives in a gold plated tower and he's allowed the country to see his administration as wanting to starve grandma and grandpa to death.  even the most hard hearted, greedy asinine selfish GOP elite knows, however dimly, that they MUST NOT be seen to be cruel.  if austerity is going to work, they have to trick us into thinking its necessary.  that won't work while Trump is running around spending money like there's no tomorrow, plus the whole 'rich asshole' thing isn't helping any.


Tad bit of overreach...

Yeah, that point came, went, and didn't even bother to say "Hi" the day they decided to work with 45 instead of shutting him down.

This is them shiatting all over your living room like an elephant with the runs.
 
2017-03-21 01:04:50 AM  
Hey, elections have consequences. Good thing to remember for next time.
 
2017-03-21 01:06:39 AM  
img.fark.net

" McRib is back!"
 
2017-03-21 01:07:24 AM  
Wait.

Wait.

I thought Beavis and Butthead said they were having zero contact with their father.
 
2017-03-21 01:09:00 AM  
Ivanka's new gig is to be Daddy's Eyes and Ears.  Because the president of the US is one of the most insulated people in the world.
 
2017-03-21 01:09:28 AM  
I'll bet they 're aware that the jig is nearly up.
 
2017-03-21 01:09:56 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: Wait.

Wait.

I thought Beavis and Butthead said they were having zero contact with their father.


The Donald was a roadie for Motley Crue? This explains so much.
 
2017-03-21 01:10:34 AM  

AlwaysRightBoy: Kittypie070: (walks in)

(slams the point of a Fairbairn-Sykes knife into the table top)

(walks out)


That's not a knife......


(angry cat eyes you narrowly)
 
2017-03-21 01:11:18 AM  
What Junior might look like on the slopes...

img.fark.net
 
2017-03-21 01:13:22 AM  
You do not tell me that a knife that badasses have used is not a motherfarking knife.
 
2017-03-21 01:13:37 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: docpeteyJ: If these asshats want to jet all over the place, let them use their own farking money for security.

Secret Service protection should be limited to POTUS, FLOTUS and any under-18 children they have.

Check out THIS bullshiat.


That's a really bad idea:

http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/291465-ivanka-trump-​v​acationing-with-putins-rumored-girlfriend
 
2017-03-21 01:13:43 AM  

tonguedepressor: I'll bet they 're aware that the jig is nearly up.


Every 'real' conservative I know hates his guts. He is reviled by almost everyone.

Doubtful he survives 4 years.
 
2017-03-21 01:13:54 AM  
Someone needs to get this word out to the hardcore "lock her up" Trumpers. I'm sure they're eager to absorb this information, then react accordingly. Amen
 
2017-03-21 01:17:40 AM  

Kittypie070: You do not tell me that a knife that badasses have used is not a motherfarking knife.


Thats not a knife - Crocodile Dundee
Youtube iQrLPtr_ikE


Though a Fairbarn-Sykes is no slouch in that department...
 
2017-03-21 01:18:04 AM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: tonguedepressor: I'll bet they 're aware that the jig is nearly up.

Every 'real' conservative I know hates his guts. He is reviled by almost everyone.

Doubtful he survives 4 years.


static4.businessinsider.com

"Four years? Sad! I don't have time to stick with this for four years. My family and I will have done all the fleecing we need to do in six months. Anymore than that is gravy."
 
2017-03-21 01:18:51 AM  
Here's a really depressing thought:  If Jared, Ivanka, Bannon, Stephen Miller and Mick Mulvaney were all replaced tomorrow with Giulliani, Christie, Romney, Gingrich and Boehner we'd all be jumping up and down ecstatic.
 
2017-03-21 01:19:03 AM  
It's time for a coup.
 
2017-03-21 01:19:34 AM  
all those trump supporters sure moved on quickly from 'no more dynasties'
 
2017-03-21 01:20:15 AM  

Aquapope: Here's a really depressing thought:  If Jared, Ivanka, Bannon, Stephen Miller and Mick Mulvaney were all replaced tomorrow with Giulliani, Christie, Romney, Gingrich and Boehner we'd all be jumping up and down ecstatic.


2 out of 5 of those names are acceptable.

40% is not a passing score.
 
2017-03-21 01:20:16 AM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: tonguedepressor: I'll bet they 're aware that the jig is nearly up.

Every 'real' conservative I know hates his guts. He is reviled by almost everyone.

Doubtful he survives 4 years.


The democrats don't have the numbers in either the house or the senate to do that. And there's no way the republicans will turn on one of their own.
 
2017-03-21 01:20:45 AM  

Weaver95: do they teach the history of the french revolution in rich people school, or do they get to skip history class and just pay to get a passing grade?


At the fairly rich public schools I went to, it was mostly American history from the American Revolution up to WW2.  Other countries' history?  Not that I recall.
 
2017-03-21 01:21:14 AM  

Aquapope: Here's a really depressing thought:  If Jared, Ivanka, Bannon, Stephen Miller and Mick Mulvaney were all replaced tomorrow with Giulliani, Christie, Romney, Gingrich and Boehner we'd all be jumping up and down ecstatic.


If General Washington had surrendered we would have reasonable gun control and universal healthcare.
 
2017-03-21 01:22:30 AM  

justafarkingchef: The democrats don't have the numbers in either the house or the senate to do that. And there's no way the republicans will turn on one of their own.


They will if he becomes a liability to their getting re-elected. We aren't there yet but it isn't out of the realm of possibility.
 
2017-03-21 01:23:30 AM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: tonguedepressor: I'll bet they 're aware that the jig is nearly up.

Every 'real' conservative I know hates his guts. He is reviled by almost everyone.

Doubtful he survives 4 years.


You know actual conservatives? I haven't seen one in years.
 
2017-03-21 01:23:36 AM  

Clutch2013: Aquapope: Here's a really depressing thought:  If Jared, Ivanka, Bannon, Stephen Miller and Mick Mulvaney were all replaced tomorrow with Giulliani, Christie, Romney, Gingrich and Boehner we'd all be jumping up and down ecstatic.

2 out of 5 of those names are acceptable.

40% is not a passing score.


The point is those 5 bastards would normally be completely unacceptable and repugnant, but the first 5 bastards are so toxic we'd put up with them.
 
2017-03-21 01:24:22 AM  

Alphax: Weaver95: do they teach the history of the french revolution in rich people school, or do they get to skip history class and just pay to get a passing grade?

At the fairly rich public schools I went to, it was mostly American history from the American Revolution up to WW2.  Other countries' history?  Not that I recall.


When I grew up in Cali a year of US history and a year of World History were required for graduation.
 
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