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(ABC Action News)   Couple go into bar around midnight, order drinks. Woman passes out. Staff calls cab. Before cab arrives, woman vomits in front of bar, Man gets into fight with bar staff. Police arrive, arrest couple. Quick, where'd couple's 5-year-old daughter go?   ( abcactionnews.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Deana A. Pulis, Pinellas County, Florida, David A. Pulis, Palm Harbor couple, Pinellas County bar, Bine Brewing Company, Florida Hospital North, bar staff  
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2017-03-20 07:45:23 PM  
That's some mighty fine parenting there, Lou.
 
2017-03-20 07:53:50 PM  
She also found the distance to the stage too far
 
2017-03-20 08:08:25 PM  
Disneyworld?
 
2017-03-20 08:45:02 PM  
Dingo check!
 
2017-03-20 09:43:56 PM  
She was buried with the survivors!!!
 
2017-03-20 09:49:41 PM  
The Aristocrats?
 
2017-03-20 11:12:14 PM  
Hustling pool and selling top shelf Mary Jane. What every industrious 5 year old does.
 
2017-03-20 11:18:56 PM  
Those crazy Gallaghers
 
2017-03-20 11:23:53 PM  
 Nice black eye...
 
2017-03-20 11:27:17 PM  
Every bar needs a pair of good bouncers. A single bouncer will get into too many fights but with two you only need to get the guy being bounced off balance, spin him around one once to disorient  him, and then each grab an arm and a shoulder and march him out the door.

/works every time 70% of the time
 
2017-03-20 11:32:47 PM  
Bet that Lyft driver has no idea how lucky they are.
 
2017-03-20 11:33:31 PM  
At least it wasn't a school night.
 
2017-03-20 11:36:09 PM  
Not Port St. Lucie ? Color me shocked.
 
2017-03-20 11:38:17 PM  
Castrate and fix these idiots.

Poor kid, won't even have a chance.
 
2017-03-20 11:42:21 PM  
In the kitchen, being deboned for tonight's entrée, "Roasted Reprobate Spawn With Potatoes?" It's one of their mainstays.
 
2017-03-20 11:45:58 PM  
With the doctor, who couldn't operate on the girl because the doctor was also her mother!
 
2017-03-20 11:53:49 PM  
Or, as they call it in Florida, "Monday."
 
2017-03-20 11:57:13 PM  
Jeff Sessions grows one hal inch.
 
2017-03-20 11:57:40 PM  
That's quite the shiner, a nicely broken nose to go with it AND someone to watch the kid for a while. Quite a productive night!
(I feel bad for that kid though. With a little luck, it will escape Florida)

fragMasterFlash: Every bar needs a pair of good bouncers. A single bouncer will get into too many fights but with two you only need to get the guy being bounced off balance, spin him around one once to disorient  him, and then each grab an arm and a shoulder and march him out the door.

/works every time 70% of the time


Agreed, I rarely worked alone. You are a little off though, the second bouncer just stands aside and keeps eye contact while the first calmly persuades/directs the derelict towards the egress. No laying of hands what so ever unless they are already in that mode, and then frog marching is appropriate. Trick is to keep them moving regardless...
 
2017-03-20 11:59:10 PM  
Someone abducted her to give her to a pair of genuinely responsible parents.

/needs to require a license
 
2017-03-21 12:02:40 AM  
But you can't take her little girl away. She 'loves her'.
 
2017-03-21 12:18:08 AM  
At first I was wondering if the couple might have been so drunk they forgot they left it at home with a sitter, but then there was an actual kid found

Hell of a St Patty's weekend! Now are we sure the found child actually belonged to the couple??
 
2017-03-21 12:20:47 AM  
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Good Lord!  Imagine how ugly their child must be!
 
2017-03-21 12:24:31 AM  

Peter von Nostrand: Hustling pool and selling top shelf Mary Jane. What every industrious 5 year old does.


LOL even an idiot knows only squares call it Mary Jane...she was selling Marijuana Cigarettes...Reefer!
 
2017-03-21 12:25:28 AM  

mikaloyd: [media2.abcactionnews.com image 640x480]

Good Lord!  Imagine how ugly their child must be!


With any luck the kid pick up some genes that skipped the parents.

/found out my bro did
//he doesn't look like any of our living relatives
///turns out looks like a clone of our great-grandpa
 
2017-03-21 12:26:50 AM  
mom?
 
2017-03-21 12:27:02 AM  

almejita: Peter von Nostrand: Hustling pool and selling top shelf Mary Jane. What every industrious 5 year old does.

LOL even an idiot knows only squares call it Mary Jane...she was selling Marijuana Cigarettes...Reefer!


Tell that to becky.
 
2017-03-21 12:31:45 AM  
You can see what the attraction was, a wink a little song and dance a little selzer down the pants.
 
2017-03-21 12:33:08 AM  
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2017-03-21 12:43:24 AM  
what kind of bar/grill that needs a bouncer lets a family in after 8pm

I would never goto a place like that while escaping my own spawn.
 
2017-03-21 01:11:30 AM  
It's bad enough when they bring kids into the workout area of a gym, I can't imagine the hell a kid in a bar would be...
 
2017-03-21 01:17:10 AM  
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2017-03-21 01:41:45 AM  

Peter von Nostrand: almejita: Peter von Nostrand: Hustling pool and selling top shelf Mary Jane. What every industrious 5 year old does.

LOL even an idiot knows only squares call it Mary Jane...she was selling Marijuana Cigarettes...Reefer!

Tell that to becky.


I'm pretty sure that's Taylor Swift.
 
2017-03-21 01:45:37 AM  
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2017-03-21 02:12:50 AM  

TorpedoOrca: Patty's


*TWITCH*
 
2017-03-21 02:37:56 AM  
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2017-03-21 02:47:04 AM  
FTA: "Both parents were drinking, to the point that Deana passed out, leaving the child in the care of her husband David, who then lost track of the child."

They should both be held responsible.  A man or woman or transgender or (dice roll) other gender passing out should not automatically absolve responsibility and switch it to some other person.
 
2017-03-21 05:04:48 AM  

zulius: It's bad enough when they bring kids into the workout area of a gym, I can't imagine the hell a kid in a bar would be...


I had both my kids in a bar on Paddy's day, everyone had a great time, and the sun rose the following day.
 
2017-03-21 06:24:53 AM  
We are being a little unfair to this couple:
1. They took the kid rather than leave it home alone
2. She passed out knowing husband had care of the child
3. He moved child out of the way while he had a fight and only failed to retrieve it when he unexpectedly lost

Next time he'll use the kid as a shield thus avoiding the neglect charge and giving him a better shot at winning
 
2017-03-21 08:04:37 AM  
The five year old is sitting down at the end of the bar smoking a Benson and Hedges 100, slams her chocolate milk on the bar and boasts "All in all I prefer gin!"
 
2017-03-21 08:08:46 AM  
How come white people are so gross?
 
2017-03-21 08:18:12 AM  
Sounds like the McCanns on holiday
 
2017-03-21 08:45:36 AM  
According to deputies, David A. Pulis and his wife Deana A. Pulis brought their 5-year-old child to de Bine Brewing Company just after midnight on Saturday.
 
2017-03-21 08:52:21 AM  

luckyeddie: Sounds like the McCanns on holiday


So edge. Much burn. Wow.
 
2017-03-21 09:15:07 AM  
It was time to stop being nice.
 
2017-03-21 09:26:09 AM  

mikaloyd: [media2.abcactionnews.com image 640x480]

Good Lord!  Imagine how ugly their child must be!


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Not everyone takes a good mugshot.
 
2017-03-21 09:27:14 AM  
What's all the fuss?  No sentient beings were harmed in this incident.
 
2017-03-21 09:28:54 AM  

MadMonk: The five year old is sitting down at the end of the bar smoking a Benson and Hedges 100, slams her chocolate milk on the bar and boasts "All in all I prefer gin!"


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That child 5 years from now.
 
2017-03-21 09:56:17 AM  
Holy hell!
Who brings a 5 year old kid to a bar after midnight?
And why didn't the bar notice and ask them to leave immediately, before this mess?
 
2017-03-21 10:05:06 AM  

luckyeddie: Sounds like the McCanns on holiday


Ouch!
/I loled, off to hell I go
 
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