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(WDBJ 7 Roanoke)   Step 1: Steal car. Step 2: Drive to White House. Step 3: Declare there is a bomb in your car at a Secret Service checkpoint. Step 4: Get featured on Fark   ( wdbj7.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, President of the United States, White House, Black-and-white films, Automobile, Metropolitan Police Department, American films, Nuclear weapon, bomb threat  
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2017-03-20 04:28:23 PM  
Whar "profit", whar?

/Wotta dumbass.
//This is why I prefer being a smartass.
 
2017-03-20 04:33:22 PM  
...declare bomb...in car.

OK.  What was number 4 again?
 
2017-03-20 04:36:05 PM  
I'm still at ????
 
2017-03-20 05:18:31 PM  
Others told us he had struggled with mental health issues.

img.fark.net
 
2017-03-20 05:53:43 PM  
President Trump was not at the White House at the time

Well, no shiat.
 
2017-03-20 06:39:45 PM  
It's a 'Liberal Conspiracy' in 3...2...1...
 
2017-03-20 07:23:26 PM  
Winning!
 
2017-03-20 07:51:56 PM  
Unauthorized use of a vehicle?
 
2017-03-20 07:53:38 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Unauthorized use of a vehicle?


He was granny shifting and not double clutchin' like he should
 
2017-03-20 07:53:56 PM  
I hope somebody wins. The suspense is killing me.
 
2017-03-20 07:55:34 PM  
When do you cut a hole in the box?
 
2017-03-20 07:58:51 PM  
"President Trump was not at the White House...."

well no sh*t....
 
2017-03-20 08:01:00 PM  
Threadjack: is there something bad happening at the WH right now? I've been waiting for over an hour for a bus, and I can see down Connecticut Ave to Lafayette Pk, and there's a ton of flashing lights, but I can't find any info.
 
fnu
2017-03-20 08:01:19 PM  
Spring/Summer is gonna be a wreck in this country, isn't it? This may become commonplace the longer all this crap goes without some kind of resolution.
 
2017-03-20 08:03:15 PM  

gopher321: It's a 'Liberal Conspiracy' in 3...2...1...


Wouldn't it be a conservative conspiracy to try to make the liberals look bad?
 
2017-03-20 08:06:11 PM  
I hope that this veteran finds the help that he clearly needs.  :(
 
2017-03-20 08:07:49 PM  
Seriously, nothing on the news?
 
2017-03-20 08:44:01 PM  
I personally know this guy.

I wouldn't be surprised if he has mental problems, but he's DEFINITELY a hardcore drug user. I'm willing to bet that's what drove this.

This dude has been building up some seriously bad karma over the years, so don't feel bad about ragging on him.
 
2017-03-20 08:47:42 PM  
media.giphy.com
 
2017-03-20 08:53:14 PM  
I don't want to do ANY of those things today.

How about :

1. Get drunk. 2. shiatpost on Fark 3. BIE served secretly
 
2017-03-20 08:58:12 PM  
My friends and I just found out he's being charged with treason.
 
2017-03-21 12:08:28 AM  
CSS:  A couple of months ago, one of my younger relatives moved from the Carolinas to a new apartment in New York.  He and a buddy, driving a 20' Uhaul truck, hit DC at about 9pm, and decided to drive over to the White House, as they wanted to see it all lit up at night.  They were parked in front of the South Lawn all of 30 seconds before the Secret Service swooped in.  They got in to New York as the sun was coming up the next morning.
 
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