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(Politico)   Trump campaign chief turned Lobbyist Corey Lewandowski is raising money for a PAC designed to help "drain the swamp" and fight corruption in Washington. Man, who would've expected him to turn on his former boss like that?   ( politico.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, America Agenda PAC, Lobbying, Advocacy group, Great America Agenda, Advocacy, manager Corey Lewandowski, super PAC, The Apprentice  
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2017-03-20 06:12:40 PM  
Um, Trump is president. He has his lackeys in place. The GOP rules the Congress and a conservative majority is looming for the SCOTUS. Why isn't the swamp drained already?
 
2017-03-20 06:25:28 PM  
He didn't drain the swamp so much as pipe in raw sewage daily and add addlepated billionaires and brain dead brain surgeons and Russian plants while putting industry lobbyists in charge of departments that are supposed to provide oversight and Cory knows all this.

The idiots who will contribute to his PAC won't however and that's a shame.

Most. Corrupt Admin. EVAH.

Lock him up.
 
2017-03-20 06:50:46 PM  
The firm hired a number of former Trump campaign aides, but so far, it's disclosed just one client, a San Francisco-based medical data firm called Flow Health Inc.

Proof that Trump hires the best people.  Lewandowski has hired experts in drainage and traditional American music
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2017-03-20 06:56:39 PM  
Should have just taken the carpet to the cleaners.
 
2017-03-20 07:14:13 PM  
There's no money in a cure, just the treatment.

He'll make millions peddling to the same idiots using the exact same "We'll stop abortion, make guns mandatory for anyone lighter than Sherwin-Williams' 'Caramel Latte Sunrise,' outlaw being a Democrat and force J.J. Abrams to make Tim Allen, Stacey Dash, Jon Voight and Victoria Jackson the leads in the new Star Wars movie."
 
2017-03-20 08:35:02 PM  
I totally added "in my pants" at the end of that little mission statement. Drain the swamp and fight corruption...in my pants. I should start doing that more often. "I'm gonna make America great again...in my pants". "I'm going to give the forgotten people a voice...in my pants."

And I'm totally going to hear it in Geoff peterson's voice.
 
2017-03-20 10:25:33 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: and force J.J. Abrams to make Tim Allen, Stacey Dash, Jon Voight and Victoria Jackson the leads in the new Star Wars movie."


That's not funny.
 
2017-03-20 10:46:30 PM  
It's a good scam.
 
2017-03-20 10:48:07 PM  
He just might, subs.
 
2017-03-20 10:53:43 PM  

Ambivalence: I totally added "in my pants" at the end of that little mission statement. Drain the swamp and fight corruption...in my pants. I should start doing that more often. "I'm gonna make America great again...in my pants". "I'm going to give the forgotten people a voice...in my pants."

And I'm totally going to hear it in Geoff peterson's voice.


I still add "in bed" to fortunes, keeps things entertaining.
 
2017-03-20 10:54:55 PM  
Here's your farking swamp, asshole. Now go blow chunks.

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2017-03-20 10:56:58 PM  
"Who would've expected him to turn on his boss like that?"

Or...who would have expected him to so blatantly corruptly try to win back the king's favor.

And it will probably work.
 
2017-03-20 11:05:32 PM  
Corey Lewandowski, just another Lowell scumbag.
 
2017-03-20 11:09:01 PM  
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2017-03-20 11:10:52 PM  
There should be such things as explosive gumballs.
 
2017-03-20 11:13:05 PM  

Ambivalence: I totally added "in my pants" at the end of that little mission statement. Drain the swamp and fight corruption...in my pants. I should start doing that more often. "I'm gonna make America great again...in my pants". "I'm going to give the forgotten people a voice...in my pants."

And I'm totally going to hear it in Geoff peterson's voice.


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/I miss Craigy Ferg :(
 
2017-03-20 11:20:31 PM  
I hear Lewandowski had a very limited role in the campaign for a limited time.
 
2017-03-20 11:20:51 PM  
Lewandowski has no more intention of draining the swamp than Trump, so there's no problem.
 
2017-03-20 11:23:16 PM  
no thread on The Blaze suspending Tomi Lahren today? Mods, you be slippin
 
2017-03-20 11:30:59 PM  

dumbobruni: no thread on The Blaze suspending Tomi Lahren today? Mods, you be slippin


I'm not sure anyone really cares about her.
 
2017-03-20 11:34:22 PM  

dumbobruni: no thread on The Blaze suspending Tomi Lahren today? Mods, you be slippin


Did they suspend her for accidentally showing some compassion or telling the truth or something?
 
2017-03-20 11:35:44 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: dumbobruni: no thread on The Blaze suspending Tomi Lahren today? Mods, you be slippin

Did they suspend her for accidentally showing some compassion or telling the truth or something?


I think she solved a rubics cube and that frightened them.
 
2017-03-20 11:40:13 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: dumbobruni: no thread on The Blaze suspending Tomi Lahren today? Mods, you be slippin

Did they suspend her for accidentally showing some compassion or telling the truth or something?


Yes.

She said she's pro-choice in an interview the other day.
 
2017-03-20 11:44:52 PM  

weddingsinger: KiwDaWabbit: dumbobruni: no thread on The Blaze suspending Tomi Lahren today? Mods, you be slippin

Did they suspend her for accidentally showing some compassion or telling the truth or something?

Yes.

She said she's pro-choice in an interview the other day.


I bet that really pissed off a bunch of her fans who had rape fantasies to know that their hypothetical love children would be cast aside.
 
2017-03-21 01:20:07 AM  
That whole concept of creating a PAC to "drain the swamp." should create a singularity. That's
like diving by zero..
 
2017-03-21 04:40:11 AM  

Mugato: Mr. Coffee Nerves: and force J.J. Abrams to make Tim Allen, Stacey Dash, Jon Voight and Victoria Jackson the leads in the new Star Wars movie."

That's not funny.


So if Abrams made it a tragedy, it'd fit right in with the rest of conservative comedy then?
 
2017-03-21 09:14:48 AM  

fusillade762: Ambivalence: I totally added "in my pants" at the end of that little mission statement. Drain the swamp and fight corruption...in my pants. I should start doing that more often. "I'm gonna make America great again...in my pants". "I'm going to give the forgotten people a voice...in my pants."

And I'm totally going to hear it in Geoff peterson's voice.

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/I miss Craigy Ferg :(


Me too, bud.  Me too.  On another note, am I the only one who calls him Craigy Fergy? It sounds more balanced.  Or like a weight loss center. "Here at Craigy Fergy we're committed to using laughter to help you attain your weight loss goals."
 
2017-03-21 01:35:30 PM  

erik-k: Mugato: Mr. Coffee Nerves: and force J.J. Abrams to make Tim Allen, Stacey Dash, Jon Voight and Victoria Jackson the leads in the new Star Wars movie."

That's not funny.

So if Abrams made it a tragedy, it'd fit right in with the rest of conservative comedy then?


"Conservative comedy" is a contradiction in terms.
 
2017-03-21 02:39:00 PM  
Turn???

He's applying to be the next Joseph McCarthy!!!
 
2017-03-21 04:41:40 PM  

Ambivalence: fusillade762: Ambivalence: I totally added "in my pants" at the end of that little mission statement. Drain the swamp and fight corruption...in my pants. I should start doing that more often. "I'm gonna make America great again...in my pants". "I'm going to give the forgotten people a voice...in my pants."

And I'm totally going to hear it in Geoff peterson's voice.

[img.fark.net image 570x760]

/I miss Craigy Ferg :(

Me too, bud.  Me too.  On another note, am I the only one who calls him Craigy Fergy? It sounds more balanced.  Or like a weight loss center. "Here at Craigy Fergy we're committed to using laughter to help you attain your weight loss goals."


@CraigyFerg is his Twitter handle.
 
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