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(Reuters)   Norway unseats Denmark as happiest country. I'm assuming this makes Denmark unhappy. See how that works?   ( reuters.com) divider line
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2017-03-20 04:12:26 PM  
I escaped to Canada in 2005. And yes, I am very happy to be here. Yay!
 
2017-03-20 04:16:34 PM  
Frank's not happy.
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2017-03-20 04:29:13 PM  
I'm going to send this link to my Danish father just to piss him off.

/I'm an asshole that way
 
2017-03-20 04:49:46 PM  
Yes I DO see how that works subby, only, I think it simply makes them less happy, not so much unhappy.  To be without happiness is simply NOT Danish.
 
2017-03-20 05:51:07 PM  
I wonder what the fappiest country is. Who masturbates the most?
 
2017-03-20 06:18:12 PM  

olddeegee: Frank's not happy.
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Sony Bono is getting around a little better though.
 
2017-03-20 06:23:09 PM  
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oh boy now you've done it
 
2017-03-20 06:23:11 PM  
They should meld into one giant happy country. Dorkmarr
 
2017-03-20 06:24:29 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: I wonder what the fappiest country is. Who masturbates the most?


Well, there's Wank, in Bavaria.
 
2017-03-20 06:29:15 PM  
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/ Norwegian
// Not unhappy
 
2017-03-20 06:30:33 PM  
Thank God.

The number of people commenting on that statistic has been making expat Danes considerably less happy.
 
2017-03-20 06:32:56 PM  
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2017-03-20 06:33:06 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: I wonder what the fappiest country is. Who masturbates the most?


<.<

>.>

Japan?

/Snakker du Senpai?  😯
//I wish dearly I was an expat somewhere
 
2017-03-20 06:34:12 PM  
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2017-03-20 06:35:01 PM  
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2017-03-20 06:35:18 PM  

PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: Sin_City_Superhero: I wonder what the fappiest country is. Who masturbates the most?

<.<

>.>

Japan?

/Snakker du Senpai?  😯
//I wish dearly I was an expat somewhere


Have at it.
 
2017-03-20 06:35:47 PM  
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2017-03-20 06:35:53 PM  
Everyone in Norway and Denmark are plied with antidepressants.
 
2017-03-20 06:36:33 PM  
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2017-03-20 06:40:39 PM  
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2017-03-20 06:43:12 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: [www.windsorstar.com image 620x400]


Was that for a "one of these pics is not like the other" game?
 
2017-03-20 06:43:40 PM  

WTFDYW: PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: Sin_City_Superhero: I wonder what the fappiest country is. Who masturbates the most?

<.<

>.>

Japan?

/Snakker du Senpai?  😯
//I wish dearly I was an expat somewhere

Have at it.


Sure, if you're offering to fund me!  :D
 
2017-03-20 06:43:54 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: I wonder what the fappiest country is. Who masturbates the most?


Per capita, the Vatican City. That's my guess and I am standing behind it.

Like pornography, masturbation is probably of function of frustration and repression, although it is known that married men masturbate more than single men. Bestiality is more common in rural areas, of course, and homosexuality is higher where the male to female ratio is higher and particularly in all male environments.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/blog/2013/sep/19/masturbatio​n​-laws-world-penal-code
 
2017-03-20 06:46:00 PM  
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2017-03-20 06:48:43 PM  
Whenever I see these "Happiest Country/City/place" in the world, I always think of Hot Fuzz. "For the Greater Good"
 
2017-03-20 06:49:58 PM  
Hell, I'll even throw something in for the 20% of farkettes that are straight and 40% of the male farkers who go that way.

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farking right I'm magnanimous.
 
2017-03-20 06:50:31 PM  
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2017-03-20 06:52:08 PM  
And the answer to the question, is there any place where masturbation is not a crime:

http://fox40.com/2016/09/08/italys-supreme-court-rules-public-masturb​a​tion-not-a-crime/

But that's enough of that tangent. Back to happy Scandinavia!
 
2017-03-20 06:52:23 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]


That's Sweden.
 
2017-03-20 06:53:17 PM  

Billy Liar: [meighan.edublogs.org image 500x450]


Are you using a new skin conditioner?
 
2017-03-20 06:57:23 PM  

Billy Liar: Ow! That was my feelings!: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

That's Sweden.


Duh. Norway, Denmark... same thing.

//GIS'd Nordic women and not going to apologize.
 
2017-03-20 06:59:57 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: Hell, I'll even throw something in for the 20% of farkettes that are straight and 40% of the male farkers who go that way.

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farking right I'm magnanimous.


o.o

I am possibly the most asexual person you are likely to meet, but....

Who is this grade-A specimen of man-meat?
 
2017-03-20 07:06:26 PM  

PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: Ow! That was my feelings!: Hell, I'll even throw something in for the 20% of farkettes that are straight and 40% of the male farkers who go that way.

[img.fark.net image 306x446]

farking right I'm magnanimous.

o.o

I am possibly the most asexual person you are likely to meet, but....

Who is this grade-A specimen of man-meat?


Thor. Chris Hemsworth.
 
2017-03-20 07:10:00 PM  

PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: WTFDYW: PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: Sin_City_Superhero: I wonder what the fappiest country is. Who masturbates the most?

<.<

>.>

Japan?

/Snakker du Senpai?  😯
//I wish dearly I was an expat somewhere

Have at it.

Sure, if you're offering to fund me!  :D


Looks like you're staying.
 
2017-03-20 07:10:37 PM  
Have you ever seen the MST3K version of Hamlet? How about the one that doesn't need riffing?

The later is the funniest Hamlet I have ever seen. It stars Sir John Giulgud if I recall correctly. I probably do not recall correctly, come to think of it. But I think I saw it in school and it was unbelievably funny. And feh.

It was the gayest and the funniest Hamlet ever. What a tremendous collection of Grade A Parma Ham, although I seem to recall it was a British production. Way funnier than the Gilligan's Island production.
 
2017-03-20 07:18:19 PM  

brantgoose: Billy Liar: [meighan.edublogs.org image 500x450]

Are you using a new skin conditioner?


That's smooooooooth.
 
2017-03-20 07:22:08 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: Ow! That was my feelings!: Hell, I'll even throw something in for the 20% of farkettes that are straight and 40% of the male farkers who go that way.

[img.fark.net image 306x446]

farking right I'm magnanimous.

o.o

I am possibly the most asexual person you are likely to meet, but....

Who is this grade-A specimen of man-meat?

Thor. Chris Hemsworth.


Oh.  Huh.  Did not recognize without the hair.

Welp, you can keep him.  Since we're talking Scandinavians, and being of Danish ancestry myself, loyalty wins:

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/I get all swooney when I find another -sen :3
 
2017-03-20 07:26:42 PM  
Nobody likes us, everybody hates us, guess we'll go eat worms.

Signed,
Albania
 
2017-03-20 07:27:47 PM  

PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: Ow! That was my feelings!: PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: Ow! That was my feelings!: Hell, I'll even throw something in for the 20% of farkettes that are straight and 40% of the male farkers who go that way.

[img.fark.net image 306x446]

farking right I'm magnanimous.

o.o

I am possibly the most asexual person you are likely to meet, but....

Who is this grade-A specimen of man-meat?

Thor. Chris Hemsworth.

Oh.  Huh.  Did not recognize without the hair.

Welp, you can keep him.  Since we're talking Scandinavians, and being of Danish ancestry myself, loyalty wins:

[img.fark.net image 236x315]

/I get all swooney when I find another -sen :3


Heya! I look like this guy...

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Pancakes!

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Yeah, yeah, probably the wrong team.
 
2017-03-20 07:29:28 PM  
That's why all the best black metal comes from Norway.
 
2017-03-20 07:32:08 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: I wonder what the fappiest country is. Who masturbates the most?


Japan. Duh.

Thiugh Germany leaves the most residue.
 
2017-03-20 07:35:51 PM  

farkingismybusiness: That's why all the best black metal comes from Norway.


Where the slogan is "None more black."
 
2017-03-20 07:38:25 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: Ow! That was my feelings!: PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: Ow! That was my feelings!: Hell, I'll even throw something in for the 20% of farkettes that are straight and 40% of the male farkers who go that way.

[img.fark.net image 306x446]

farking right I'm magnanimous.

o.o

I am possibly the most asexual person you are likely to meet, but....

Who is this grade-A specimen of man-meat?

Thor. Chris Hemsworth.

Oh.  Huh.  Did not recognize without the hair.

Welp, you can keep him.  Since we're talking Scandinavians, and being of Danish ancestry myself, loyalty wins:

[img.fark.net image 236x315]

/I get all swooney when I find another -sen :3

Heya! I look like this guy...

[img.fark.net image 600x337]

Pancakes!

[img.fark.net image 650x341]

Yeah, yeah, probably the wrong team.


It's like Fat Bastard went on a diet!
 
2017-03-20 07:41:47 PM  

PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: Ow! That was my feelings!: PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: Ow! That was my feelings!: PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: Ow! That was my feelings!: Hell, I'll even throw something in for the 20% of farkettes that are straight and 40% of the male farkers who go that way.

[img.fark.net image 306x446]

farking right I'm magnanimous.

o.o

I am possibly the most asexual person you are likely to meet, but....

Who is this grade-A specimen of man-meat?

Thor. Chris Hemsworth.

Oh.  Huh.  Did not recognize without the hair.

Welp, you can keep him.  Since we're talking Scandinavians, and being of Danish ancestry myself, loyalty wins:

[img.fark.net image 236x315]

/I get all swooney when I find another -sen :3

Heya! I look like this guy...

[img.fark.net image 600x337]

Pancakes!

[img.fark.net image 650x341]

Yeah, yeah, probably the wrong team.

It's like Fat Bastard went on a diet!


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2017-03-20 07:55:19 PM  

steelydanfan: Nobody likes us, everybody hates us, guess we'll go eat worms.

Signed,
Albania


Albania.  Albania.  You border on, the Adriatic.  Your land is mostly mountainous, and your chief export is Chrome.

/You're a communist republic
/You're a red regime
 
2017-03-20 08:00:51 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: img.fark.net


It was supposed to be a compliment. ;_;
 
2017-03-20 08:07:49 PM  

PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: Ow! That was my feelings!: img.fark.net

It was supposed to be a compliment. ;_;


So, you're saying there's a chance?

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2017-03-20 08:26:22 PM  
*reads thread*

....

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2017-03-20 09:01:42 PM  
If Denmark responded like America:  "We're only #2 now.  fark it!  Let's elect a fascist and become great again."
 
2017-03-20 09:10:11 PM  
Trump is going to make America happy again.
 
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