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(Reuters)   Norway unseats Denmark as happiest country. I'm assuming this makes Denmark unhappy. See how that works?   ( reuters.com) divider line
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2017-03-20 06:46:00 PM  
9 votes:
s4.favim.com
2017-03-20 06:32:56 PM  
6 votes:
img.fark.net
2017-03-20 06:50:31 PM  
3 votes:
meighan.edublogs.org
2017-03-20 06:35:53 PM  
3 votes:
Everyone in Norway and Denmark are plied with antidepressants.
2017-03-20 06:23:09 PM  
3 votes:
img.fark.net

oh boy now you've done it
2017-03-20 07:26:42 PM  
2 votes:
Nobody likes us, everybody hates us, guess we'll go eat worms.

Signed,
Albania
2017-03-20 06:43:54 PM  
2 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: I wonder what the fappiest country is. Who masturbates the most?


Per capita, the Vatican City. That's my guess and I am standing behind it.

Like pornography, masturbation is probably of function of frustration and repression, although it is known that married men masturbate more than single men. Bestiality is more common in rural areas, of course, and homosexuality is higher where the male to female ratio is higher and particularly in all male environments.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/blog/2013/sep/19/masturbatio​n​-laws-world-penal-code
2017-03-20 04:29:13 PM  
2 votes:
I'm going to send this link to my Danish father just to piss him off.

/I'm an asshole that way
2017-03-21 05:30:00 AM  
1 vote:

God-is-a-Taco: They live in an isolated bubble and have loads of oil money which they use to help their citizens. It's not hard to understand.


Isolated bubble? Yeah, not really. 

IN YOUR FACE DANES. And here's some hygge to groove to:

2017-03-20 10:10:27 PM  
1 vote:

Ow! That was my feelings!: PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: Ow! That was my feelings!: Hell, I'll even throw something in for the 20% of farkettes that are straight and 40% of the male farkers who go that way.

[img.fark.net image 306x446]

farking right I'm magnanimous.

o.o

I am possibly the most asexual person you are likely to meet, but....

Who is this grade-A specimen of man-meat?

Thor. Chris Hemsworth.


CSB: I occasionally crew on a tall ship out of Los Angeles, and we're a popular charter when Hollywood needs to have actors learn the basics of old-school seamanship. Chris Hemsworth did a couple of trips in preparation for "In The Heart Of The Sea", and the (mostly female) crew on those charters had a very good time.

Good enough that the test for deckhand qualification was modified - "If at sea and you notice higher-than-usual water levels in the bilge, which course of action should be pursued?" will now be deemed correctly answered if you say "Any action that will make Chris Hemsworth take his shirt off".
2017-03-20 08:26:22 PM  
1 vote:
*reads thread*

....

img.fark.net
2017-03-20 08:07:49 PM  
1 vote:

PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: Ow! That was my feelings!: img.fark.net

It was supposed to be a compliment. ;_;


So, you're saying there's a chance?

img.fark.net
2017-03-20 07:55:19 PM  
1 vote:

steelydanfan: Nobody likes us, everybody hates us, guess we'll go eat worms.

Signed,
Albania


Albania.  Albania.  You border on, the Adriatic.  Your land is mostly mountainous, and your chief export is Chrome.

/You're a communist republic
/You're a red regime
2017-03-20 07:41:47 PM  
1 vote:

PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: Ow! That was my feelings!: PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: Ow! That was my feelings!: PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: Ow! That was my feelings!: Hell, I'll even throw something in for the 20% of farkettes that are straight and 40% of the male farkers who go that way.

[img.fark.net image 306x446]

farking right I'm magnanimous.

o.o

I am possibly the most asexual person you are likely to meet, but....

Who is this grade-A specimen of man-meat?

Thor. Chris Hemsworth.

Oh.  Huh.  Did not recognize without the hair.

Welp, you can keep him.  Since we're talking Scandinavians, and being of Danish ancestry myself, loyalty wins:

[img.fark.net image 236x315]

/I get all swooney when I find another -sen :3

Heya! I look like this guy...

[img.fark.net image 600x337]

Pancakes!

[img.fark.net image 650x341]

Yeah, yeah, probably the wrong team.

It's like Fat Bastard went on a diet!


img.fark.net
2017-03-20 07:35:51 PM  
1 vote:

farkingismybusiness: That's why all the best black metal comes from Norway.


Where the slogan is "None more black."
2017-03-20 07:27:47 PM  
1 vote:

PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: Ow! That was my feelings!: PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: Ow! That was my feelings!: Hell, I'll even throw something in for the 20% of farkettes that are straight and 40% of the male farkers who go that way.

[img.fark.net image 306x446]

farking right I'm magnanimous.

o.o

I am possibly the most asexual person you are likely to meet, but....

Who is this grade-A specimen of man-meat?

Thor. Chris Hemsworth.

Oh.  Huh.  Did not recognize without the hair.

Welp, you can keep him.  Since we're talking Scandinavians, and being of Danish ancestry myself, loyalty wins:

[img.fark.net image 236x315]

/I get all swooney when I find another -sen :3


Heya! I look like this guy...

img.fark.net

Pancakes!

img.fark.net

Yeah, yeah, probably the wrong team.
2017-03-20 06:48:43 PM  
1 vote:
Whenever I see these "Happiest Country/City/place" in the world, I always think of Hot Fuzz. "For the Greater Good"
2017-03-20 06:35:01 PM  
1 vote:
www.windsorstar.com
2017-03-20 06:34:12 PM  
1 vote:
thetwist03.files.wordpress.com
2017-03-20 06:29:15 PM  
1 vote:
s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com

/ Norwegian
// Not unhappy
2017-03-20 06:24:29 PM  
1 vote:

Sin_City_Superhero: I wonder what the fappiest country is. Who masturbates the most?


Well, there's Wank, in Bavaria.
2017-03-20 06:23:11 PM  
1 vote:
They should meld into one giant happy country. Dorkmarr
2017-03-20 05:51:07 PM  
1 vote:
I wonder what the fappiest country is. Who masturbates the most?
2017-03-20 04:16:34 PM  
1 vote:
Frank's not happy.
img.fark.net
 
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