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(Reuters)   Norway unseats Denmark as happiest country. I'm assuming this makes Denmark unhappy. See how that works?   ( reuters.com) divider line
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2017-03-20 06:32:56 PM  
5 votes:
img.fark.net
2017-03-20 06:52:23 PM  
2 votes:

Ow! That was my feelings!: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]


That's Sweden.
2017-03-20 06:35:01 PM  
2 votes:
www.windsorstar.com
2017-03-20 06:34:12 PM  
2 votes:
thetwist03.files.wordpress.com
2017-03-21 01:34:25 AM  
1 vote:
They live in an isolated bubble and have loads of oil money which they use to help their citizens. It's not hard to understand.
2017-03-20 07:27:47 PM  
1 vote:

PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: Ow! That was my feelings!: PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: Ow! That was my feelings!: Hell, I'll even throw something in for the 20% of farkettes that are straight and 40% of the male farkers who go that way.

[img.fark.net image 306x446]

farking right I'm magnanimous.

o.o

I am possibly the most asexual person you are likely to meet, but....

Who is this grade-A specimen of man-meat?

Thor. Chris Hemsworth.

Oh.  Huh.  Did not recognize without the hair.

Welp, you can keep him.  Since we're talking Scandinavians, and being of Danish ancestry myself, loyalty wins:

[img.fark.net image 236x315]

/I get all swooney when I find another -sen :3


Heya! I look like this guy...

img.fark.net

Pancakes!

img.fark.net

Yeah, yeah, probably the wrong team.
2017-03-20 07:26:42 PM  
1 vote:
Nobody likes us, everybody hates us, guess we'll go eat worms.

Signed,
Albania
2017-03-20 07:22:08 PM  
1 vote:

Ow! That was my feelings!: PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: Ow! That was my feelings!: Hell, I'll even throw something in for the 20% of farkettes that are straight and 40% of the male farkers who go that way.

[img.fark.net image 306x446]

farking right I'm magnanimous.

o.o

I am possibly the most asexual person you are likely to meet, but....

Who is this grade-A specimen of man-meat?

Thor. Chris Hemsworth.


Oh.  Huh.  Did not recognize without the hair.

Welp, you can keep him.  Since we're talking Scandinavians, and being of Danish ancestry myself, loyalty wins:

img.fark.net

/I get all swooney when I find another -sen :3
2017-03-20 06:52:08 PM  
1 vote:
And the answer to the question, is there any place where masturbation is not a crime:

http://fox40.com/2016/09/08/italys-supreme-court-rules-public-masturb​a​tion-not-a-crime/

But that's enough of that tangent. Back to happy Scandinavia!
2017-03-20 06:48:43 PM  
1 vote:
Whenever I see these "Happiest Country/City/place" in the world, I always think of Hot Fuzz. "For the Greater Good"
2017-03-20 06:43:54 PM  
1 vote:

Sin_City_Superhero: I wonder what the fappiest country is. Who masturbates the most?


Per capita, the Vatican City. That's my guess and I am standing behind it.

Like pornography, masturbation is probably of function of frustration and repression, although it is known that married men masturbate more than single men. Bestiality is more common in rural areas, of course, and homosexuality is higher where the male to female ratio is higher and particularly in all male environments.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/blog/2013/sep/19/masturbatio​n​-laws-world-penal-code
2017-03-20 06:43:12 PM  
1 vote:

Ow! That was my feelings!: [www.windsorstar.com image 620x400]


Was that for a "one of these pics is not like the other" game?
2017-03-20 06:35:53 PM  
1 vote:
Everyone in Norway and Denmark are plied with antidepressants.
2017-03-20 06:33:06 PM  
1 vote:

Sin_City_Superhero: I wonder what the fappiest country is. Who masturbates the most?


<.<

>.>

Japan?

/Snakker du Senpai?  😯
//I wish dearly I was an expat somewhere
2017-03-20 05:51:07 PM  
1 vote:
I wonder what the fappiest country is. Who masturbates the most?
2017-03-20 04:29:13 PM  
1 vote:
I'm going to send this link to my Danish father just to piss him off.

/I'm an asshole that way
2017-03-20 04:12:26 PM  
1 vote:
I escaped to Canada in 2005. And yes, I am very happy to be here. Yay!
 
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