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(Twitter)   Pro tip: Wait until the hearing is over before you mischaracterize someone's congressional testimony, Mr. President, or you run the risk of being corrected in real-time   ( twitter.com) divider line
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2017-03-20 02:45:44 PM  
hilarious. talk about the gang who couldn't shoot straight.
 
2017-03-20 02:51:17 PM  
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2017-03-20 03:00:20 PM  

snocone: Que


¿Qué?
 
2017-03-20 03:09:19 PM  

GanjSmokr: snocone: Que

¿Qué?


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Queue?
 
2017-03-20 03:09:40 PM  

GanjSmokr: snocone: Que

¿Qué?


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2017-03-20 03:27:08 PM  
I watched that in real time.  It was farking beautiful.
 
2017-03-20 03:55:13 PM  

snocone: Que


So?
 
2017-03-20 03:57:11 PM  

PreMortem: snocone: Que

So?


Boing!
 
2017-03-20 03:57:24 PM  
It's a thing of beauty.
 
2017-03-20 04:09:19 PM  

PreMortem: snocone: Que

So?


Queso

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2017-03-20 04:13:06 PM  
The only saving grace of having a fascist president is that he's so utterly incompetent he can't even seem to get anything passed without running face first into the plate glass door of the constitution or being publicly derided as a bald faced liar.
 
2017-03-20 04:23:53 PM  

Ambivalence: The only saving grace of having a fascist president is that he's so utterly incompetent he can't even seem to get anything passed without running face first into the plate glass door of the constitution or being publicly derided as a bald faced liar.


It's a breathtaking combination of innate and surprising capability coupled to infinite inability...it's possible he's created the prototype of the infinite improbability drive.
 
2017-03-20 04:36:18 PM  
The Ol' We Need to Talk double secret probation scenario: One party is breaking up the other party thinks the relationship is great!
 
2017-03-20 04:38:16 PM  

Circusdog320: The Ol' We Need to Talk double secret probation scenario: One party is breaking up the other party thinks the relationship is great!


Newsflash: Neither major party is "breaking up".
 
2017-03-20 04:39:07 PM  
Hmmm link didn't want to play,  recap?
 
2017-03-20 04:39:41 PM  

Geotpf: Circusdog320: The Ol' We Need to Talk double secret probation scenario: One party is breaking up the other party thinks the relationship is great!

Newsflash: Neither major party is "breaking up".


Pretty sure you misunderstood that.
 
2017-03-20 04:40:31 PM  
The US needs to divorce itself from Donald Trump as quickly as possible.
 
2017-03-20 04:41:08 PM  

Ambivalence: The only saving grace of having a fascist president is that he's so utterly incompetent he can't even seem to get anything passed without running face first into the plate glass door of the constitution or being publicly derided as a bald faced liar.


Nothing that a few brown shirts can't handle for him.
 
2017-03-20 04:41:11 PM  
Would someone do me a favor, and go change the locks on the WH?
 
2017-03-20 04:43:19 PM  

GanjSmokr: snocone: Que

¿Qué?


K?

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2017-03-20 04:44:15 PM  
The vid doesn't play in my Chrome mobile. What's the short version with the most zing?
 
2017-03-20 04:45:47 PM  

Lenny_da_Hog: The vid doesn't play in my Chrome mobile. What's the short version with the most zing?


Same request as well please.
 
2017-03-20 04:46:21 PM  

docpeteyJ: I watched that in real time.  It was farking beautiful.


I saw that tweet a few minutes before that exchange and I was already wondering if Comey had really said that.  Then that exchange... and I thought "Head of the FBI just called Trump a liar... about a tweet from an hour ago.  This is farking weird."
 
2017-03-20 04:46:37 PM  
not much of a correction

more like 'our opinion of the opinion of our opinion is not something we can comment on'
 
2017-03-20 04:47:08 PM  

snocone: Que
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reading any Trump thread with this song should be mandatory.
 
2017-03-20 04:47:47 PM  
Desperately needs "The Intelligence Community frowns upon your shenanigans"

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2017-03-20 04:47:48 PM  
Recap:  Comey and Adm. Rogers confirmed there was an active investigation into a possible Russian connection to meddling in the election, and connections with the WH.

Trump tweeted that per the FBI and the NSA, there was no proof of Russian meddling in our election.

Then, epic facepalming.
 
2017-03-20 04:48:13 PM  
Amusing tag?  Really?  How the fark is this international embarrassment amusing?  While it was nice to see
someone actually do their farking job and call bullshiat for what it is, I saw nothing "amusing".
 
2017-03-20 04:48:16 PM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: Hmmm link didn't want to play,  recap?


During the hearing, Donnie Tweeted, basically "See? they said no Russian interference in the election!!!"

Someone read the Tweet to them; they were remarkably diplomatic in how they said the President was...incorrect.
 
2017-03-20 04:48:49 PM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: Hmmm link didn't want to play,  recap?


When I can't get twitter vids to play, I move the slider a pixel or two to the right and it starts.  No idea what that means.
 
2017-03-20 04:49:34 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Lenny_da_Hog: The vid doesn't play in my Chrome mobile. What's the short version with the most zing?

Same request as well please.


Someone reads a Trump tweet that had just gone out...it said basically "the NSA and FBI tell Congress that Russia had no influence on the electoral process".
This person asks Comey if this tweet is accurate. Some confusion occurs. Clarified. Comey says we haven't looked at it yet so, no, this tweet isn't accurate.
Not all that "zingy"...but basically Comey says that Trump is full of shiat in real time.
 
2017-03-20 04:49:59 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Lenny_da_Hog: The vid doesn't play in my Chrome mobile. What's the short version with the most zing?

Same request as well please.


Lenny_da_Hog: The vid doesn't play in my Chrome mobile. What's the short version with the most zing?


Trump claimed in a tweet that Comey said, in the testimony (AS HE WAS GIVING IT), that there was no russian interference in the election. As the hearing was still going on, one of the senators asked Comey if that was what he'd said/that was what he'd meant. Comey said that he absolutely did NOT indicate there was no russian interference, and that a tweet claiming that he (Comey) had said the election was interference-free was wrong.
 
2017-03-20 04:50:12 PM  

Nogrhi: GanjSmokr: snocone: Que

¿Qué?

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2017-03-20 04:50:18 PM  
I'm sure trump's conservative base will forever see him in a new light.

just kidding. but it was good for a laugh.
 
2017-03-20 04:50:22 PM  
Does The Donald even realize that Comey just grabbed him by the pussy? And he didn't even bother with the tic-tacs.
 
2017-03-20 04:50:23 PM  

WillJM8528: Amusing tag?  Really?  How the fark is this international embarrassment amusing?  While it was nice to see
someone actually do their farking job and call bullshiat for what it is, I saw nothing "amusing".


Donald Trump: The perpetual "Scary" tag.
 
2017-03-20 04:51:09 PM  

Aquapope: TheDarkSaintOfGin: Hmmm link didn't want to play,  recap?

When I can't get twitter vids to play, I move the slider a pixel or two to the right and it starts.  No idea what that means.


I'm getting a message saying this browser (Chrome, ffs) isn't supported.
 
2017-03-20 04:52:01 PM  

Lenny_da_Hog: The vid doesn't play in my Chrome mobile. What's the short version with the most zing?


Trump tweeted that the FBI testified to Congress that Russia did not influence the electoral process.

Congresscritter asks Comey about accuracy of this summary

Comey waffles about "We have offered no opinion on impacts to the electoral process, we didn't say it didn't happen because we've never looked into it" to avoid calling Trump an outright liar.
 
2017-03-20 04:52:07 PM  

WillJM8528: Amusing tag?  Really?  How the fark is this international embarrassment amusing?  While it was nice to see someone actually do their farking job and call bullshiat for what it is, I saw nothing "amusing".


I know. I wish his party would turn on him already. It's clear that there is waaaaaaay too much smoke for there not to be fire.
 
2017-03-20 04:52:35 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Lenny_da_Hog: The vid doesn't play in my Chrome mobile. What's the short version with the most zing?

Same request as well please.


At first I was like...
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But then I...
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Someone needs to make a gif of Roger's reaction.  Confusion, almost anger, amusement, and then snaps right back down into seriousness.
 
2017-03-20 04:52:45 PM  

mrjared: Satanic_Hamster: Lenny_da_Hog: The vid doesn't play in my Chrome mobile. What's the short version with the most zing?

Same request as well please.

Someone reads a Trump tweet that had just gone out...it said basically "the NSA and FBI tell Congress that Russia had no influence on the electoral process".
This person asks Comey if this tweet is accurate. Some confusion occurs. Clarified. Comey says we haven't looked at it yet so, no, this tweet isn't accurate.
Not all that "zingy"...but basically Comey says that Trump is full of shiat in real time.


Zingy enough, tyvm.
 
2017-03-20 04:52:49 PM  

WillJM8528: Amusing tag?  Really?  How the fark is this international embarrassment amusing?  While it was nice to see
someone actually do their farking job and call bullshiat for what it is, I saw nothing "amusing".


I totally understand. However, I, and maybe others, have begun to subscribe to the belief that if you have to cry, you might as well laugh.
I've been both crying and laughing a lot lately.
 
2017-03-20 04:52:54 PM  

mrjared: Satanic_Hamster: Lenny_da_Hog: The vid doesn't play in my Chrome mobile. What's the short version with the most zing?

Same request as well please.

Someone reads a Trump tweet that had just gone out...it said basically "the NSA and FBI tell Congress that Russia had no influence on the electoral process".
This person asks Comey if this tweet is accurate. Some confusion occurs. Clarified. Comey says we haven't looked at it yet so, no, this tweet isn't accurate.
Not all that "zingy"...but basically Comey says that Trump is full of shiat in real time.


Comey was literally squirming in his seat trying to avoid admitting that Trump's full of sh*t, and he probably used enough weasel language to satisfy Sean Hannity's viewers that Trump was right all along.
 
2017-03-20 04:53:51 PM  
Could someone for the love of god make me a GIF of his reaction form 0:13 to 0:17? That seems like it'll be indefinitely reusable for the next 4+ years.
 
2017-03-20 04:53:59 PM  
The Iraqi PM trolls and dumps all kinds of shade on Trump while in the Oval Office:

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2017-03-20 04:54:11 PM  

ChimpMitten: Satanic_Hamster: Lenny_da_Hog: The vid doesn't play in my Chrome mobile. What's the short version with the most zing?

Same request as well please.

At first I was like...
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But then I...
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Someone needs to make a gif of Roger's reaction.  Confusion, almost anger, amusement, and then snaps right back down into seriousness.


Nathan Fillion gif
 
2017-03-20 04:54:37 PM  
Come on Trumpers, try to spin this. No you can't use Fake or Alt. on anything.
 
2017-03-20 04:55:34 PM  
I named my cat Mr President (as he is orange, with poofy hair and does stupid things just to get attention).

Every time I see an admonishment (like this headline) of things that "Mr President" should know better than to do, I think "that's pretty good", but its no "I don't need your butt in my face every 20 seconds, Mr President" or "Mr President, we do not carry half eaten mice through the house" or even "stop licking the inside of the cat box, Mr President"

My Mr President is more challenged than yours, is what I am saying.
 
2017-03-20 04:55:34 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: mrjared: Satanic_Hamster: Lenny_da_Hog: The vid doesn't play in my Chrome mobile. What's the short version with the most zing?

Same request as well please.

Someone reads a Trump tweet that had just gone out...it said basically "the NSA and FBI tell Congress that Russia had no influence on the electoral process".
This person asks Comey if this tweet is accurate. Some confusion occurs. Clarified. Comey says we haven't looked at it yet so, no, this tweet isn't accurate.
Not all that "zingy"...but basically Comey says that Trump is full of shiat in real time.

Comey was literally squirming in his seat trying to avoid admitting that Trump's full of sh*t, and he probably used enough weasel language to satisfy Sean Hannity's viewers that Trump was right all along.


The Trumpheads will run full steam with "The FBI/NSA didn't say it DID happen, which is the same as them saying it didn't, Trump, is correct, will get relected in a landslide, and tattoo MAGA on your commie forehead.  Trucknutz, Lysol toiletcleaner"
 
2017-03-20 04:55:43 PM  

Sid Vicious' Corpse: GanjSmokr: snocone: Que

¿Qué?

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